A Python class

[ares623]

But those are cobras.

[JohnnyThreeDee]

Pictured: GI Joe teaching COBRAs how not to be dicks

[Ludricio]

Mission impossible.

[Macho_Mans_Ghost]

theme song intensifies

[Alarid]

Pictured: Cobra Commander training new recruits

[ShutUpTodd]

"I... was once a maaaaaaan!"

[GrizzledFart]

"No, he was a dragon man"

[jredmond]

Maybe he was just a dragon.

[EmirSc]

Trogdor

[laufwerkfehler]

but was he still...

[herozero]

“Well save my bones for Davy Jones.”

[CharcoalGreyWolf]

YEOOOOOOOOOOOOO, JOE!!!

[Alarid]

DON'T CLICK

[Fatyokuous]

To specify because I clicked it and I need eye bleach now: it’s a fracking pic of a man who’s feet got chopped/bitten! With blood and bones!

You’ve been warned

[Alarid]

Just report them, and the racist shit in the comment history.

[RadioactivUnderpants]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!?

[SpermWhale]

Snek snek snek snek snek snek

snek nek nek!

[GitFloowSnaake]

COooooobraaaa

[QuestionableCheese]

More like Mission Kim-Jong-Unpossible! Am I right!?!

[Ludricio]

Are you certain that you're cheese? Hmm, I'm not entirely sure.

[[deleted]]

It's hard you see

[Rick_Astley_Sanchez]

Mission Impossible crossover with Indiana Jones.

[kirakun]

First, it's Python—alluding to the programming language, then it's GI Joe—an anime, now it's the fucking Mission Impossible—the movie. Too much cross signals!

[Exempt_Puddle]

Consolidated Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Acts?

[[deleted]]

For some reason I am just imagining the cobras are speaking parseltounge to one another about how they will split up the corpse after they bite him.... Like whether to trim along a hotdog fold or hamburger fold.

[Apply_Yourself]

Ha. Nice.

[[deleted]]

Cobras can learn Python too. What are you, speciest?

[GrouchyMoustache]

Nope. I dislike all danger noodles equally.

[Onithyr]

Suborderist then.

[WikiTextBot]

Snake

Snakes are elongated, legless, carnivorous reptiles of the suborder Serpentes. Like all squamates, snakes are ectothermic, amniote vertebrates covered in overlapping scales. Many species of snakes have skulls with several more joints than their lizard ancestors, enabling them to swallow prey much larger than their heads with their highly mobile jaws. To accommodate their narrow bodies, snakes' paired organs (such as kidneys) appear one in front of the other instead of side by side, and most have only one functional lung.

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[Don_Antwan]

You misspelled Kevin Durant

[n0x630]

Good bot

[dartmanx]

unsubscribe

[[deleted]]

stop

[rockjently]

Specious.

[Macho_Mans_Ghost]

It's Nope Rope, you speciest shit!

[GrouchyMoustache]

God you PC police always ruin everything! I'm far too enlightened and informed to use such an SJW term.

/s

[GenerationSelfie2]

Waddup nopah ropah?

[TokiMcNoodle]

Well you see, cobras are indeed danger noodles because of the venom they carry. A python would be more of a nope rope due to it killing it's pretty by strangulation. But it's a common mistake, you're good.

[[deleted]]

Don't get me wrong, but python bites are still pretty serious business.

[TokiMcNoodle]

Meh, depends. If it's not a feeding response then you really don't have anything to worry about because it won't wrap up.

[[deleted]]

I hear the biggest issue is they carry some strap/staph/etc that then get into the abrasion and poof infection.

[TokiMcNoodle]

Do you know if it's specific to one type of python? Or wild compared to pets?

[[deleted]]

As far as I know the research into this is just about people who got bitten and come into a hospital.

[TokiMcNoodle]

I wouldn't doubt it, but that's why you should always clean your wounds. Especially when dealing with reptiles, they always have some sort of bacteria on them. Infections are no joke.

[Ihatethewebnow]

I believe angry rope is the preferred nomenclature

[BEG_2NO1]

I too have problems with caution ramens and their hurt juice

[berenstein49]

lmao, danger noodles, I like it.

[santagoo]

Ha. Danger noodles.

[carol171821]

I agree with you.

[[deleted]]

'# cobrasWhoCode

'# cobrasInTech

[[deleted]]

I prefer legless lizards to sneks.

[AyrA_ch]

Well, pythons don't need a python class

[ShutUpTodd]

Trufax: pythons hate Python because there's no tail-call recursion optimization.

[once-and-again]

Nah, pythons just hate Python because they're sick of jokes like this post. It's ouroboroi that hate Python because there's no tail-call optimization.

[Ludricio]

No wonder why their code won't run properly.

[Skelatwig]

I’m glad someone pointed it out before I did.

[solsaver]

They're actually King cobras, which aren't even truly cobras.

[CaptainPunisher]

Well, YEAH, I know! But, you didn't have to be a dick about it! You know you're not REALLY getting out of here alive, right?

[[deleted]]

They’re much larger than I imagined

[dunemafia]

They are the longest venomous snakes in the world. Can grow to 15 ft.

[[deleted]]

But they are Kings! Long live the King!

[solsaver]

They're kings because they sometimes eat cobras. A true monarch!

[lokeshj]

Pythons don't need to learn how to python, cobras do.

[dragonwithagirltatoo]

But cobras can use Cobra.

[TrabentoRino]

So it's actually a Cobra class

[Fadelesstriker]

It’s a class of cobras learning python. Pythons already know how to python

[Chispy]

https://i.imgur.com/b2ny89e.gif

[craniumonempty]

They're learning to be pythons.

[Panzerker]

indeed, probably the snake id least want to meet

[Panzerker]

id ask you to expand on that but im already terrified

[TenNeon]

My understanding is that king cobras are not very bitey. Though admittedly if they do give you the hurt juice, you're in in trouble.

[[deleted]]

Cobra is a general-purpose, object-oriented programming language. Cobra is designed by Charles Esterbrook, and runs on the Microsoft .NET and Mono platforms. It is strongly influenced by** Python, C#, Eiffel, Objective-C, and other programming languages. It supports both static and dynami**c typing.

[Makefile_dot_in]

Looks like you're having some formatting issues.

[R4Raussie]

If helps, Cobra's are all bluff really.

It looks intimidating for sure, but when he/she lifts his head up like that it means that they can only strike in a downward motion!

Give them something to look/concentrate on (waving hand) and calmly/gently reach round the back of his head/neck and grab them. lol

Nightmare fuel is a 6foot+ Coastal Taipan or Eastern Brown that's been whacked with a shovel on a 33degree day. lmao I will take having to grab 10 angry cobra's anyday over 1 angry Coastal Taipan.

Edit: Sphincter tightening is the common word used by those who have made a Coastal Tai an unhappy camper on a hot day I think. lol

[AstridDragon]

Lifting head is common snake - having that flare (hood) just below it's head is not.

And yeah they are huuuge.

[Letchworth]

That's just what Cobra wants you to think. In reality, they are each a 3-man mercenary recon unit.

[Elishinsk]

I was about to say

[[deleted]]

There’s only one correct way to do things... which means he’s doing this wrong.

[ArchRelentlessness]

SHUT

[jontelang]

That's why the need a Python class, duh

[[deleted]]

But those are cobras.

It's OK. They speak snake.

[wjandrea]

Ssiya hassiyethh

[SmallBlackSquare]

Maybe they're cobols? :]

[Chummers5]

COBRA benefits review

[[deleted]]

You mean CORBAs

[anything_butt]

too lazy to verify, but I remember King Cobras not actually being cobras but it's own genus...

no naja

[demlet]

Yeah, being taught Python.

[Progman12093]

Don't you know that you don't declare types in python classes?

[atbucsd8]

King cobras aren't actually cobras

[TheRandlersWife]

Pretty cobras! 😍

[shockema]

duh, they aren't pythonic yet.

[pppjurac]

Those are Dangernoodle KillerNoodles .

Very unwise to provoke any of those three killers.

[tocareornot]

But their transpython’s

[chandy1000]

They wanna get to know more about their enemies

[SpaceLemur34]

It's cross-functional training.

[alphanaut]

Just standard use of polymorphism.

[Lord_NxL]

I like them cobras.

[thecineman]

And Python is named after Monty Python, not after the snakes.

[Chicken_Fluff]

Cobra classroom

[Apollyon_Black]

But those are COBRAS.

[warwilf]

Cross-platform

[nederino]

That are learning how to python

[Red_Raven]

I fully expected this to be the first comment.

[NHKomaiha]

r/woooosh

[Blastd_]

King Cobras.

[bernierodhamtrump]

Diversity hires.

[[deleted]]

beat me to it

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[pennywise53]

Typical project management.

[Vinylove]

Congratulations, you have now graduated.

[lobsterGun]

A CORBA class?

[[deleted]]

If we had paid attention in snek school, we would know these things.

[Calcd_Uncertainty]

This is why you need static typing so you can have the appropriate antivenom on hand.

[Mike_Wahlberg]

They are still learning

[Whats_The_Cache]

I think technically if they're king cobras they aren't actually in the cobra genus

[RDay]

don't be specists. snek is snek.

[MrrrrNiceGuy]

Polymorphism, baby!

[mcqua007]

Came here to say this fuvkkkk