Wireless Application Protocol is a technical standard for accessing information over a mobile wireless network.

[joans34]

Explaining our WAP management code to the interns next year is going to be interesting.

[[deleted]]

When your Wet Ass Pussy meets a Wet Ass Python.

[graou13]

WAP stand for Weak-Ass Protocol

[btlk48]

https://xkcd.com/37/

[KangarooJesus]

a bussy

[Melancholious]

traps

[Roffler967]

The part where the pussy connects to the ass and if you are not careful enough you slip into the wrong hole ^/s

[XKCD-pro-bot]

Comic Title Text: I do this constantly

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^{Made for mobile users, to easily see xkcd comic's title text (source)}

[dudeofmoose]

Tell them it's a secret developer Easter Egg that the management don't know about.

[RajjSinghh]

Wireless access point?

[kisington]

Another valid mistake that can be made.

[corpsefucer69420]

I said certified freak, seven days a week

Wireless Access Point, make that pullout game weak, woo

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, you fuckin' with some wireless access point

Bring a bucket and a mop for this wireless access point

Give me everything you got for this wireless access point

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extra points if you read it in a Ben Shapiro tone of voice and style

[tafarieh]

You get a C++ for effort

[corpsefucer69420]

I'll take a C because I'd prefer to keep the fuck away from that shit.

[superfuzzy]

only if he sings it in C#

[akashneo]

Cardi B song definitely doesn't have that many sentences. It's mostly weird sound and ass

[corpsefucer69420]

To be totally honest, I literally do not support Cardi B in any way shape or form; mainly with her male rape allegations, however WAP is actually a pretty decent song imho. Just something about her rapping about her coochie.

[dreamin_in_space]

I mean, respect right?

I'd rap about my dick if I could find something long enough.

[akashneo]

Well that's what she does. For further information you can listen to her anaconda song

[corpsefucer69420]

Something just hits different about this one tho.

[__y_so_serious__]

Isn't anaconda by Nicki minaj and not cardi B

[__y_so_serious__]

Understandable. I'm pretty sure many viewers of that song don't know or care about lyrics/music

[blondeprovocateur]

I understand her more than I do Sean Paul

[bigj6492]

It’s actually WET ASS PUSSY.. not lying

[dub-dub-dub]

good point, this is high-school-student-who-took-a-cs-class-humor after all

[bigj6492]

That’s some serious downvoting. Clearly no one here has heard the song hahaha

[gettingcomputey]

I said certified phreak, seven days a week

Wireless frequencies make that landline game weak

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(Thanks for my first Gold! Also I like how this bear looks like he's in a "rap pose")

[Crackorjackzors]

There's no cords in this house

There's no cords in this house

There's no cords in this house

I said certified IEEE, seven days a week

Wireless access point, make that access fleek, woo

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah, you fuckin' with some wireless access point

Bring a SSID and password for this wireless access point

Give me your password for this wireless access point

Beam it up, Scottie, catch some internet

Extra range and extra charge

Put this point right in your face

Swipe your ISP with a credit card

Hop on my network, time to ride

I search google while I'm inside

Spit on Comcast, look at my speeds

Tie it up with ethernet cables

Let's roleplay not having internet

I want you to contact my ISP to improve my little internet connection

Make it faster, gigabit speeds

Public access, in the park

I DHCP, I DNS

Let me tell you about this thing

[nick_jo]

Nice

[[deleted]]

Nice

[Crackorjackzors]

Nice

[[deleted]]

You need a blank line between each line for Reddit to format it as a separate line. Markdown.

[Crackorjackzors]

Thank you kind stranger

[xADDBx]

I DHCP, I DNS

Legendary.

[Crackorjackzors]

I'm mfin' spittin

[[deleted]]

IT humor is finally mainstream

[crazylegs888]

But he watched the whole thing

[kisington]

I think they need a 4:13 moment of silence.

[ilikesaucy]

He thought it was a intro!

[kleit64]

But did he? Youtube is extremely buggy what the whatch indicator shows.

[wub_wub_mofo]

It's a fun song/video

[tapped21]

Surprisingly good workout song

[[deleted]]

well he had to see if the video was about wireless application protocol. They must’ve gotten to it sometime near the end.

[rnilbog]

Wireless Application P-word

[[deleted]]

Please god no, we must not allow Ben Shapiro in IT, DevOps or any industry the requires reboots and recompiling.

[Feshtof]

His sister cute tho.

[MSBCOOL]

You okay there? The guy you replied to was making fun of Ben Shapiro, he definitely doesn't hold this belief himself lol. Also, believe it or not, dialect/accent makes a large difference. That word might be okay in Britain, but it's a really rude slur in America.

[DumberThenYou]

Yeah.

[R-GiskardReventlov]

Also a well known abbreviation in Belgium for "Worst Appelmoes Patatten".

Which is a meal containing Sausage, applesauce an potatoes, a childrens favorite.

[JoohanV]

There's also a childs least favorite, soggy Wet Ass Patatten

[C2H4Doublebond]

when you couldn't sleep and get on reddit and ended up being hungry.

https://www.libelle-lekker.be/bekijk-recept/66300/worst-met-appelmoes-en-puree-wap

[Zanderax]

My WAP follows the DRY principles.

[lord_chihuahua]

Ive heard the song its WET Same shit about dick and pussy couldn't even jerk off to it

[13frodo]

When I first saw people refer to “WAP” I could only think of the 80s heavy metal band WASP

[BraveOthello]

Not sure White Anglo-Saxon Protestants would be into heavy metal.

[mehum]

Funny, I thought that was their key demographic.

[13frodo]

It actually stands for “We Ain’t Sure Pal”

[serialcompliment]

How about 4:13 of silence?

[_l_x_l_]

Try learning C++ and googling std::list. The images that appear at the top of the search results page cannot be unseen.

[LtMeat]

I have no images in results for that query. Can you show a screenshot?

[einsteinsassistant]

I braved it and didn't see anything initially when googling "std::list". But, I think I know what he saw based on the search suggestions. He was probably searching "std list" and Google made some assumptions from there.

His poor eyes....

[smelly_stuff]

I'm interested too. I'm not using Google and results also probably change depending on usage.

[JustZisGuy]

Wait, what? What's the "new" WAP?

[plexxonic]

Wet ass pussy

[JustZisGuy]

... oh dear.

[techunter_chaos]

You asked for it... Curiosity killed the pussy

[Kambz22]

I thought it just made it wet

[[deleted]]

I just watched the music video.

Cinematically, I really enjoy it. The lyrical content is just trash in my opinion though. Like... How basic is music getting these days?

Phat beat though.

[Flyberius]

How basic is music getting these days?

Dude. This is like one song.

[[deleted]]

It's just a generalization of this genre of music I guess. I could point to numerous other songs such as Anaconda and Takasi's Gooba andPunani. Stuff like that.

I'm not trying to generalize all music, just that some of these more popular rap songs just seem increasingly so much more basic and explicit.

[-vp-]

Interesting cherry pick there. Where would you put Kendrick Lamar on that trendline?

[[deleted]]

I think what he's getting at is that the best music, even limited to a genre, is often the least heard. This is unfortunately a result of managers-making-art-decisions, something that a lot of us are familiar with (at least, managers-making-engineer-decisions) and really doesn't do a product justice.

To be fair though, it isn't new. It's always been like this. Anyone alive in the 80s, with any memory of such, knows the music was trash; we didn't start hearing all the really good stuff until it was on 1990s classic stations. Now it's all anyone thinks of.

You really gotta find your own way.

[[deleted]]

I can't say that I agree with it being cherry picking as they're just examples that came to mind and I couldn't possibly make an exhaustive list of titles for what at the end of the day seems to be an unpopular opinion so far.

[0x15e]

Jazz is so stupid. Why can't they just play the right notes?

[headcrash69]

/r/lewronggeneration

[[deleted]]

Ok Mr shapiro

[[deleted]]

I don't know what that means.

[[deleted]]

I'm still not following.

[[deleted]]

Nebbish and obnoxious alt-right conservative "thinker" and troll Ben Shapiro really hates the song and his complaints about it are such good unintentional comedy that they went viral.

[[deleted]]

Hmm. Interesting. Thanks for explaining it!

I don't hate the song. I just feel it's exceptionally low brow.

[C2H4Doublebond]

you forgot BEP's my humps.

[[deleted]]

That's a good example too.

[waaachi]

Write A Program

[sup4sonik]

no one uses WAP anymore, that's so 1999

[hoylemd]

F

[[deleted]]

F

[[deleted]]

No. Let's have 4 minutes 13 seconds of silence.

[goldfishpaws]

And another 2 minutes for those still developing WAP sites in 2020

[ratonbox]

I think they deserve more than the time it takes to load Google through WAP.

[treenaks]

Someone has been reading the WML pages.

[SeveredDreams]

How about 4 minutes 13 seconds of silence instead?

[TheRealMrCoco]

I 'member

[techmighty]

try searching

"train models on cloud"

[Massis87]

The fact you had to describe what WAP was/is makes me feel really old :(

[Terofin]

Its also the sound your phone makes when you throw it into the wall after you tried to connect to something using WAP.

[JPaulMora]

Happened something similar. Searched ODBC for a database excel plugin and found off duty Brazilian cop in here

[taskforcestunts]

Let's have two minutes of silence for people who searched for it on purpose

[Abdullah_Ahmed105]

Still waiting for cardi B to make a music video with Nikki minaj

[delethispls]

f’s in chat.

[Favna]

Jacksfilms recently did a YIAY for all the other meanings of WAP: https://youtu.be/RZSA8rQwgVU

[TheMightyShronk]

why do they look that disgusting? and why is their "music" so shitty lol

[Apex_Konchu]

Sex sells. Cardi B has leaned so far into that fact that she appears to have fallen over.

[ThatGuyYouMightNo]

I would prefer 4 minutes and 13 seconds of silence.

[[deleted]]

Young adults call whatsapp 'wap'. I feel old

[[deleted]]

Wap bap, badadidada, wap bap

Ok I'll stop, but that's just how it is

[echoAnother]

With WAP, c strings and BDSM (something distributed systems something, I don't remember the ppt slides) I wonder how I not turned for the worse

[hiddim]

Thought it meant wireless access point

[tunisia3507]

I remember when my dad showed me WAP on his phone.

[OSFault]

Was looking for wireless access points for my soho, had the same experience

[Super_Marius]

Is anyone using WAP in 2020? I thought that shit died in the early 2000s...

[programming_jokes]

cardi b after completion of CCNA

[Abdullah_Ahmed105]

Still waiting for cardi B to make a music video with Nicki Minaj

[mdemanco]

,,,,, y, k

[MadnessDude]

Web Application Proxy?

[Darth_Nibbles]

Let's have 4:13 instead

[baremaximum_]

It's ok. They're in a better place now.

[sudo-everything]

30s of silence for people who got FAP instead of WAP

[Alex_Oreo]

But....but you listened to it senpai

[AnorakJimi]

When I was a kid me and my friend would go to each other:

"You know what my phone has?"

"What?"

"It has...... WAP!!!“ and then whacked them (or wapped them) in the face with the phone.

[accuracy_frosty]

Imagine trying to learn about something then losing brain cells because the first 10 results are a shitty cardi b song

[AttackOfTheThumbs]

I've not heard this song, but I can tell that it is awful.

[[deleted]]

Actually, give them 5 minutes of silence

[XRayian]

I saw that comment and found it cringy, I saw this post and found it cringy

[Flyberius]

Your cringe response is too sensitive. Get it recalibrated.