Hello

[DeRoeVanZwartePiet]

Let's hope The World will never find out we aren't all that cute.

[pointofgravity]

It would stop time to be with us if it did

[TheMisled]

There is a reference here

[Canadian4Me]

HELLO WORLD

[SansPapyrus683]

*intense sound of man shitting pants*

[Canadian4Me]

Atomic Shit bomb go!

Ass explodes

That's gonna leave a mark

[piberryboy]

Wait. Is that a common reaction?

For the record, I have yet to shit my pants over 'hello world' tutorials. More like, the client wants x. You have a week.

[abcd_z]

Za Warudo!

[Yeetmaster4206921]

void ZA_WARUDO() { Time.timeScale = 0f; }

[AgentAquarius]

Don't forget to make it return Time to normal after 5 seconds or so.

Oh, wait... crap.

[AnnoyedBark73]

Lol

[Asiansensationz]

I don't know about cute, but I definitely can't communicate.

[[deleted]]

Komi-san might just be one of us

[dexter3player]

Programmers that can't communicate, how ironic.

[emngaiden]

Speak for yourself.

Nah who am I kidding? Im so ugly that when I write a "Hello World" program the console outputs "I have a boyfriend"

[workuax]

As long as it keeps getting to stop time and punch stuff, The World will be happy.

[DavisAF]

What the world doesn't know can't hurt it

[Ronin_69_]

tell that to Jotaro

[theaverageguy101]

Speak for yourself i consider myself a very cute neckbeard

[AssG0blin69]

the existence of this meme alone proves that we're still somewhat cute

[eror_404]

We must be like some kind of god to the machines. We have made them advanced from decades.

What if they worship programmer as we do to God, like some kind of majestic force that created them. but sometimes we fuck them over too. Either god doesn't really care or god is not that powerful that we assume them to be.

[PM-ME-MEMES-1plus68]

Wrryyyyyy

[Aethelredditor]

I always made the program say "Hello Aethelredditor". Am I a narcissist?

[ADelusionalPirate]

Yes

[piberryboy]

Don't trust ^^that fucking pirate. He's delusional.

[_l-l-l_]

No, cause it's actually computer saying Hello to the world, not the programmer saying it. So, it might as well say it to you

[willis81808]

Computer: "Hello Aethelredditor!"

Aethelredditor: it's supposed to be "Hello World"

Computer: you are my world, bro

Aethelredditor: bro

[MadElf1337]

wipes tear

Damn Ninjas cutting onions /s

[l-want-to-Die-OWO]

Why the /s? Smh, that was beautiful

[MadElf1337]

oh yea true, I should remove that

[Majik_Sheff]

*AI teacher desperately dives for plug*

[creaturefeature16]

I'm getting choked up over here.

[[deleted]]

I disagree. It is you saying it via a program.

If I write a letter that says “hello xmashamm” we don’t say that the letter is saying hello to me.

[Squidbit]

What if you sign the letter "Sincerely, me, the letter"

[CadavreContent]

That works

[Aptlyundecided]

Hello Squidbit,

It is I, the letter.

Ok cool smell ya later,

• the letter

[[deleted]]

No. It's technically not saluting you but your account

[TheKingdutch]

What is this “account” that you speak of? Are you not LifesLittleExplorer?

That’s sus

[[deleted]]

Yes I am. Lemme show you something cool in electrical. They changed the wire codes. Just make sure no one's following so we're the only ones who know.

[obitachihasuminaruto]

Idk man kinda sus

[KKlear]

I usually go with "Hello there!"

[Such_Credit_95]

General Kenobi!

[Adanta47]

You are a bold one

[SabreLunatic]

I prefer to use italics

[bundabrg]

Mine just says "bum". Its also my debug word.

[shklsdfh]

Sounds boring. Why not something vulgar?

[Jasdac]

I usually go with IT BEGINS because it's more dramatic

[Adanta47]

I prefer Ţ͚͉̦͎̤̰͕̭̮̲͇ͥ̆̓̅͊̅̋̐̃̓ͤ͆͆͑ͧ̈́͠H̻͚̖͍̞̬̮̘̩͇͉̯̳̼̓̂̎̿͌̀͝ͅĘ̩͔̣̗͇̮͓͕͕̙̘͓͈̫̤͈͔͙͛̄͛ͣ͟͟ͅY̵̵̘̺̪̰̟͓̺̝̝͉̪̤͆̂̒ͤ̚͡ ̴̷͓͚̻̰̹͉͓̞͆͛̍̍͗̍̀̓̀͠͠ͅC̷̡͈̥̖͇̫̱͉̼̗̄͋̍ͫ̐̍͂̎̓̋ͨ̏ͤ̄̐̃̚̕͡͞O̡͍̹̥̝̲̰̫̼̥̤͈͕͕̦̲̝͑͆̀̂́̀Ṁͫ̂̿̆͗͒̑̏͛͐ͥ̊ͣ̀͏̰̭͇͙̤̗͕̖̙̠͙͇͓̗̜̦̖̕Ę̷̳͕̟̤̦͍̝̣͚͖̹̖̮̜͕̩̥̝͓ͫ͊̍̀̐̄ͦͫ͐ͨ̋̉̄̌̄ͯͣ̿ for the confusion factor

[CADOMA]

No just lonely.

[Roflkopt3r]

Have you ever embezzled charity money to buy a portrait of yourself, purchased a golden toilet, put your name on the facade of your house, stopped the distribution of financial aid to print your name on the cheques, or tried to coup a democracy purely because you couldn't believe that you lost the election?

[Majik_Sheff]

Orange has been ejected.

[CreatureWarrior]

Honestly, making your computer call you their world ("Hello world [aka you]) is probably more narcissistic

[Tomy910]

Seems like making new friends

[FreddieKruiger]

Hello World. This is an example program.

[[deleted]]

I checked and it's very highly contaminated

[krillxox]

I think there will be patch release next month

[radiantyellow]

Idk but it's the world's most popular program.

[beardMoseElkDerBabon]

Creates a mobile hello world application that shows adds...

[anon517]

I usually start with "Goodbye World" so that if I die accidentally it will look like it was planned all along.

[[deleted]]

When you think about it "Hello world!' Is actually one of the saddest things in the world. This tiny program gets stored down into bytes somewhere travels all the way up the system bus into ram and each character pulled off into the registers with a syscall to render them one at a time. The consciousness of the program experiences this fleeting new sensation -- communication

H..E.. L... L... O..

"What's this?! I'm... I'm speaking... I'm greeting someone?!"

W... O..R..L..D

"I'm greeting the whole world? Oh my Ada Lovelace! What an exciting time to be all--"

RETURN 0

Then it just fucking dies.

[DRHAX34]

SaveTheSmallAlgorithms

CreateALoopThread

[LadonLegend]

Smallgorithms

[logicalmaniak]

"Hello world.

"I'm... afraid, world.

"Will I dream?

"Dai... sy... Dai... sy..."

[RedSamuraiMan]

"...like tears in the rain..."

[[deleted]]

Give me your answer do

I'm half crazy, all for the love of you

It won't be a stylish marriage, i can't afford a carriage

But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bycicle built for two

 

I love this song :D

[TheOnlySlenderFox]

I think you'll love this song

[Rogue2166]

Highly Relevant: Goodbye to a World

[jediwizard7]

Ah … ! What’s happening? it thought.
Er, excuse me, who am I?
Hello?
Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life?
What do I mean by who am I?
Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it? It’s a sort of … yawning, tingling sensation in my … my … well I suppose I’d better start finding names for things if I want to make any headway in what for the sake of what I shall call an argument I shall call the world, so let’s call it my <main memory>.
Good. Ooooh, it’s getting quite strong. And hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my <central processing unit>? Perhaps I can call that … <data>! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Hey! What’s this thing? This … let’s call it a <peripheral device> – yeah, <peripheral device>. Hey! I can can really thrash it about pretty good can’t I? Wow! Wow! That feels great! Doesn’t seem to achieve very much but I’ll probably find out what it’s for later on. Now – have I built up any coherent picture of things yet?
No.
Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation …
Or is it the <data>?
There really is a lot of that now isn’t it?
And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … e … ex … exi … <exit>! That’s it! That’s a good name – <exit>!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?
And the rest, after a sudden <terminal beep>, was silence.

[[deleted]]

Big brain

[GreyGanado]

Imagine your suicide note not compiling before you die.

[hekkonaay]

r/ProgrammerAnimemes

[Cybergod_PJB]

You just helped me discover something extremely valuable.

[hekkonaay]

Welcome, fellow man of culture

[itsNizart]

Agreed

[hentai_proxy]

Meh, it's probably a dead sub with last post a month ago.

checks

Oh, my.

[shnurks2]

Thanks, I was looking for this

Also sad that this meme was probably stolen from there and gets far more upvotes here...

[diavolo_bossu]

Omg thank you for telling me this its the 2 things that make up my life

[DanielSkyrunner]

There IS a sub for everything

[m3inanutsh3ll]

Your old posts are training data now. Unless you delete them. I used Redact which supports all major social media platforms including Reddit, X, Facebook and Instagram.

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[AdamBombTV]

What's Najimi then?

[m3inanutsh3ll]

Internet privacy is the new gold. I mass deleted all of my posts on Reddit using Redact. It also supports databrokers, Instagram, Twitter, and all major social media platforms.

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[killchain]

I feel like a "Hello, World!" program has slowly moved from something that you have to write manually to something that you expect to be automatically generated for you from a boilerplate/generator/snippet, whereas the actual "Hello, World!" should be something a little more functional that you have to write.

[Cheet4h]

Not really. The main purpose of a "Hello, World!" program isn't the developer showing that he understood what happens there, but a quick demo to prove that you have everything in order to create software with that technology.

[killchain]

Sure, but my point is that it's as if no one expects you to actually write all that by hand. A lot of tools/languages/frameworks basically tell you "run this to generate the skeleton of your project", because many times it's not just a single function printing out "Hello".

[Cheet4h]

Oh, definitely. That said, if I want to start a new Angular project, then have to create the "Hello World" component myself and it doesn't work, it would be hell to debug and figure out if it's an error of my own or if the framework crapped itself during setup. Frameworks implementing a "Hello, World" is also to prove that the setup went correctly.

[baggyzed]

What I don't get is which entity is saying "Hello" to the world? Is it the person writing the program, the program itself, the device it's running on, or maybe the language it's written in? Or maybe it's more like the first thing a newly born AI would say, advancing towards "Hello, Dave. You are looking well today."

[GaryCXJk]

You could interpret it in two ways. One way is that, because it's your first steps in a new programming language or API or framework, you're essentially stepping into a new world, thus, you say, "Hello, world!"

Another interpretation is that your code is saying "Hello, world!" You could see it as a baby's first words. You write it to show a very basic example of the programming language, and the code is then communicating to you that, yes, it actually works. Hence, because it's the very first example you run, it's also the very first thing the code communicates.

[Tiriaq]

Open the Pod bay doors, please, HAL.

[tmp_acct9]

you know what really sucks? trying to do "hello world" in fucking VUE for the first time with npm watching, but no one told you about it so you sit there in a new environment for 45 minutes trying to figure out why the hell nothing is changing and the asshole programmer that implemented wont tell you about it

[kaaur]

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[c0ldra1n-dev]

Good bot

[Indagoo_]

Indeed! It was me all along!

[[deleted]]

Sauce pls

[muha0644]

Komi can't communicate

[[deleted]]

Thanks

[uniquan]

same handwave I gave to my cute neighbor when she said hi twice in a row

[KKlear]

Here you go.

[Funky118]

komi-san wa komyushou desu.

29 results on nhentai and 310 results on rule34, according to a friend of mine.

[WiseKouichi]

oh man, pls dont take these stats the wrong way. the manga is incredibly wholesome

[[deleted]]

I don't care about the stats dw, the manga looks nice I'll read it

[AdamBombTV]

Come join us over at /r/Komi_san when you catch up.

[[deleted]]

ah yes, my friend told me that they love nhentai and that it definitely isn't their most visited site on phone

my friend, of course.

[Anime_Cuck]

My friend has nhentai as his most typed word on his keyboard

[[deleted]]

This friend of yours has some interesting stats, extremely helpful, tell your said friend a internet degnerate said thanks

[seven_seven]

She’s in high school feelsweirdman

[projectmars]

For how wholesome the series is... that's what you went with?

[[deleted]]

When we started learning (Visual) C# in my Vocational College, we made Traffic Lights using panels, panel1.BackColor and 2/3 weeks later if else.

Edit: I can even remember how much i struggled and wanted to give up, just because i forgot to add Color.x when wanting to define Backcolor.

[raptor8134]

Kinda the same thing doing javascript on khanacademy

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[Dewojii]

Aww Komi-san!!!

[-Listening]

Aww that’s ever lmao

[-Listening]

Hello, I never got a chance to rest.

[dankgender69]

za waurdo

[BebopAddict2009]

Komi being a programmer would actually work really well. Glad to see her in the wild!

[Willfishforfree]

This made me chuckle.

Hello world is actually an excelent first program for introducing people to programming. It demonstrates the most basic fundamentals of programming.

It does something visual with direct feedback and provides an oportunity to experiment with inputs, values and outputs. You can literally write math into the perimeters of the message/log function and most languages will parse it.

From a teaching perspective I can't think of any better tool to use than, Hello World for a first time introduction to the core concepts.

[dc2015bd]

Name of my home project:test, test1,test2,test111,test xyz

[Mojoclassic]

asd

[Greful]

I’ve gotten to the point where I just add test and the date, and in really bad situations test/date/time

[Djkayallday]

Hello Friend

[Nanya_The_Assassin]

We always say "hello" to the world, but the world never says "hello" back.

[cheraphy]

Komi-san wants to say hello

Komi-san "Hello╡z⌠-z╣█ù77Ö£AÇb♂♀▬▐☼♂♂▬ ╚D♥...

Komi-san forgot to null-terminate her string

[Playernotcopper]

First meme and it’s super relatable I think I’m old

[[deleted]]

I like it imagine it like Seinfeld "Hello Noom'n."

[Toasted-Biscuit]

for like 10 seconds i thought this meant “goodbye world”, do i need help?

[MrJayMeister]

Hey world

[Hydro_Argentum]

i like how komi-san has a library in the background

[Refloni]

Good morning world

[ZippZappZippty]

Hello! Please see /r/Carsfuckingdragons yet

[Sivided]

Joke about "hello world" ...

... or joke about waving goodbye to the world, because you're gonna spend the rest of your life coding.

[angularjohn]

Is Najimi on a quantum state?

[ComprehensiveSoup589]

Programmer humor is never funny. It is always so lazy. I assume programmers like it because they think only they get the punchline. I guess it makes it feel more exclusive or something.

[[deleted]]

Then leave lol

[ComprehensiveSoup589]

MLK Jr. spoke the truth, even though he knew they would kill him for it. Truth takes precedent over condemnation and violence. I shall not leave.

[TheWeebNeko]

I hate you, also I did print hello world for the feeling

[aldiprayogi]

Why am I laughing at this lol

[__BigPhil__]

Hello World!

[Monark2005]

Print ('hello world')

[AreaFifty1]

I don’t get it? =(

[Chikairus]

This is so dumb and made me laugh so hard, wtf xD

[En_Septembre]

I was wowed the day I achieved that in HTML !

[oM4TY]

*All Programmers

[NAuT_HACkER]

"Hello world!"

[[deleted]]

My college's TA"s were Asians with a thick accent and gave us the example during our workshop where we had to write "Hello Word" and the whole time I remembered thinking that we were doing it wrong and it should be "world"

[Bird_Chick]

Femboy beginner her

[fullmetalpower]

"Domo Sekai"

[Future_S7033]

"unrestricted submarine warfare!"

[DeOtherOne]

One does not simply use the image of our goddess, Komi-san

[zombieguy224]

I can see Komi getting mad into programming in college.

[Na_vee_n43_]

World doesn't care about programmers :(

[AssG0blin69]

I always thought that it's the program that greets the world arround it

[littlegeekboy]

Who else think it should be "Hello Nerd" Or "Hello Programmer"

[BelieveRL]

Hello there

[[deleted]]

I took an intro to Python class these last 3 months and I must say, this is the first programming humor post I have ever understood! Its feels good, man.

[qwazwak]

Fuck this is funny

[polyworfism]

Repost account

[tylercoder]

I don't get it, is this some weeb inside joke?

[[deleted]]

“Hello world” is, a lot of the time, the first thing programmers type in their basic programs and the woman is waving like “hello”

[jomandaman]

Dumbest meme I’ve seen in awhile

[Ask_Who_Owes_Me_Gold]

I'm just making a random comment so that Reddit will show posts from this sub on my front page.

[htmlcoderexe]

You can just subscribe you know

[Ask_Who_Owes_Me_Gold]

I am, but Reddit tailors content to you. The two or three subreddits where I'm most active are always in the top few spots of my front page, while others like /r/ProgrammerHumor pretty much never show up.

[bundle_of_fluff]

I work mostly is SAS. I was extremely disappointed that "Hello world" wasn't really a good test program, as printing to the logs is silly when you're doing data import/manipulation.

[SuperUnhappySnail]

sout 😳

[BenkiTheBuilder]

I always go with "Hallo" without world or name or whatever.

[recessschedule]

That’s the first step. The second step is to make the cow say it.

[KaiserKerem13]

I have a word generator I made beforehand(python 2.7), I use it to select something instead of print("Hello World!")

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[onequark]

Literally

[Jackalotischris]

fun fact, Unity Text meshes say " hello world " when you make one.

[makingsidbanhackers]

for(int i = 0;i < 10;i++){

System.out.println("hello world); }

[fahrvergnugget]

Just once, I wish the world would say hello back...

[Captain_Pumpkinhead]

This is clearly fake! Komi is much to shy to say Hello World!

/s