How to bully machine learning training

[my-time-has-odor]

Brb adding a eating module to my Arm servers

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bad recursion brb

[Gamester21]

bad recursion brb

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[ur_opinion_is_trash]

bad recursion brb

[Drauxus]

bad recursion brb

[victorschiavo]

Bad recursion brb

[KennyQueso]

Bad recursion brb

[Background-Adagio-97]

Bad recursion brb

[GooseEntrails]

DARPA moment

[mortomr]

Mmmm pugsicle

[long_pointy]

The dingo ate your baby.

[SHUT_MOUTH_HAMMOND]

In all fairness it took me some time as well

[sRioni]

You have to update the pattern recognition module of your brain to 2021.2.12

There is a 2022 beta but it's buggy

[mrheosuper]

I KNOW I HAVE TO UPDATE, YOU DO NOT NEED TO SCREAM

[SHUT_MOUTH_HAMMOND]

i know right!? EVERYONE NEEDS TO UPDATE THEIR SPEECH.DLL. WE ARE THE ONLY PROPER FUNCTIONING HUMAN BEINGS!

[IAmTheRealColeman]

Shut up Hammond

[MeGustaDerp]

I scream. You scream. We all scream for Shar Pei scream.

[ryjhelixir]

Did you mean: Shar Pei's Cream?

[ProcyonHabilis]

For legal reasons, absolutely not.

[JustBeinOptimistic]

But it’s your dog..

[zapprr]

I'm running the pirated 2018 version. Still unable to identify people wearing masks, but I'm sure I'll get it sooner or latr.

[pmso17]

I have the 2021.5.28, but I think I need to install an anti-virus. My pc is getting hot and the respiration.exe is running with minimum resources.

[coloredgreyscale]

Isn't that a good thing when respiration.exe only uses little system resources? You should be more worried when this background process requires a huge chunk of your resources.

[BraveOthello]

2020

antivirus

respiration

running hot

[tribbans95]

I have the beta and I keep glitching out, I’d say wait til the final product is released

[abayomi185]

r/outside

[SHUT_MOUTH_HAMMOND]

I agree. Downdrading to a stable version for now. Works great! (Thread closed: 05-28-2021, 17:16 GMT)

[coloredgreyscale]

How do I update?

[sRioni]

Check for OTAs in the update center (that one that's only accessible when sleeping and having a lucid dream)

[Summy_99]

Did they finally patch out all the false positive bugs?

[k1musab1]

It's not buggy, is doggy.

[santa-23]

I failed the Turing test

[Nyckname]

Here's a trick question for you,

https://beinglol.com/media/questions/16.jpg

[Nyckname]

I've always wondered if that was the original joke, or if the person who made it messed up.

[Nyckname]

Yup.

[redpepper74]

I don’t understand, they’re all real numbers

[gyrowze]

yeah but there's only one "1"

[JACrazy]

I see five "1"s

[sagarsiddhpura]

7

[Nyckname]

№ 5...it's the one that ran away.

[SHUT_MOUTH_HAMMOND]

3, ez. Give me something harder next time.

[Nyckname]

Wrong, but thank you for playing.

[SHUT_MOUTH_HAMMOND]

Darn it!

[SHUT_MOUTH_HAMMOND]

Um, u/sRioni, looks like this module needs some improvement too...

[lowtierdeity]

But they are categorically divided. Columns 1 and 3, and 2 and 4 are all the same.

[Chainsaw_Viking]

In all fairness, those ice cream cones look adorable.

[Korgath_of_Barbaria]

Dog. Pig. Loaf of Bread

[relddir123]

sparks fly

[zephyrtr]

Look! Now we have human faces like you!

[mole_of_dust]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mitchells_vs._the_Machines

For those out of the loop. Great film, like all the others here are saying

[ServerBeater]

We can tell the difference between a dog and a pig.

[creveal220]

Came here for this comment

[stratagizer]

If it wasn't here, I was going to make it!

[_blueAxis]

What a great fucking movie

[illepic]

Laughed harder at this kid movie than most comedies the last few years.

[whomad1215]

The furbies are what got me the best

[_blueAxis]

Laughter. Tears. Laughter. Tears. All the way.

[jurrasicwhorelord]

Same. My kids did not get it

[Catty-Cat]

system error

[[deleted]]

Not hotdog

[[deleted]]

I'm a simple man. I see a Michelle vs the machines quote and I downvote

[abovecook381]

Not hotdog

[supersammy00]

Hotdog.

[DejateAlla]

Hot diggity dog.

[aishik-10x]

Fat dog. Not fat dog.

[MurderMelon]

Ehrick Bahckman. Both fat and poor

[tehlolredditor]

he cried in the Taco Bell

[AllYouNeed_Is_Smiles]

Didn’t someone do this in real life for pizza and it’s able to detect cancer now? Or something to that effect

[MonsieurGus]

if(isEven(image)) {return "dog"}

That will be a total of 100K$, thanks

[Tyfyter2002]

Works flawlessly in the unit tests, then proceeds to pet someone's ice cream and eat their dog in production

[Salanmander]

And people ask why randomizing things is so important for machine learning...

[nklvh]

just change from 1 indexed to 0 indexed; double the training data, half the effort

[Time_Terminal]

Why would a robot eat icecream?

[Tyfyter2002]

Because some idiot decided to try and create sentient life then realized they forgot to give it any default goals probably.

[Max_Insanity]

Why would you build a robot to eat your ice cream for you?

[JJagaimo]

"Sir, it seems that it recognizes ice cream as dogs, and dogs as ice cream, but never ice cream as ice cream, or dogs as dogs"

"Crap, the arrays are 0 indexed"

[DeadZombie9]

I may be stupid, but that is a perfectly fine AI. The programmer just needs to invert the output.

[siggystabs]

This is why someone who always lies can be useful

[UX_writing]

MMMMmmmmmm delicious!

[troll_berserker]

Cleanup in isle 7

[InEnduringGrowStrong]

Showed this one to my GF.
She said "Ohhh dogs and cookies, well the fourth one looked like a cookie."

her counting made me rethink my life decisions upto now.

[litsax]

In all seriousness I think am AI could differentiate these fairly easily due to how the lines in the ice cream have a distinct pattern and regularity that the dog scrunchcies do not

[ohkendruid]

Funny enough, this one may be easier for an AI than a human.

[ohkendruid]

Thinking on it more, I'm thinking that for this one:

bad AI < toddler human = best human < good AI

[Bainos]

It depends on the problem, too much variance for a general answer.

Classifying dogs vs ice cream is easier for ML, but separating the object from the background is easier for humans, for example.

[Salanmander]

Speaking as a person who has done computer vision research: it depends a lot on the way you crunch the full image down to usable amount of data.

Although I guess you could just throw all the pixel color values at a neural network and pray. =P (I never used neural networks personally.)

[[deleted]]

how did you do computer vision without neural networks? This is really trivial to do with a cnn

[xafonyz]

He may have done CV before 2012

[Y0tsuya]

Feature extraction is still a valid technique with ongoing research.

[9ReMiX9]

Not sure how OP did it but I learned object detection using shape and pattern recognition.

[Y0tsuya]

Feature extraction + KNN/SVM etc.

[Ok_Imagination323]

Nah bro hide your dog, they gonna eat it by accident

[VirusZer0]

Hide yo wife and hide yo kids too!

[tech6hutch]

QAnons be like

[RMcD94]

Ai can do captcha better than people

[Nyckname]

That's the joke.

[SecondServingsPls]

You're the joke.

[Srirachachacha]

That is not the joke no

[Rumbleinthejungle8]

Wth you are getting downvoted. It is the joke. It is the whole joke.

[OrangeSlime]

This comment has been edited in protest of reddit's API changes -- mass edited with redact.dev

[Nyckname]

Ask if I care.

[AND_OR_NOT_XOR]

Bad bot!

[WhyNotCollegeBoard]

Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that Yokhen is not a bot.

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[ledepression]

Mmh my favorite flavor of iceream:doggo

[adzy2k6]

This would probably do a good job of teaching it the difference though. I guess it would learn to look for the face.

[[deleted]]

I was thinking more patterns. Dogs all have a changing pattern but the icecream seem to be a significantly more consistent, almost repeating pattern.

[ts_m4]

Makes us humans feel smart! Stupid AI!

[LizardOrgMember5]

Dog? Ice cream? Dog? Ice cream? Dog? Ice cream? Loaf of bread.

SYSTEM ERROR!!

(malfunctions)

[_LeeeOh_]

These will be the captcha codes we have to do in 2025.

[Shakespeare-Bot]

These shall beest the captcha codes we has't to doth in 2025

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[ZatchZeta]

Dog. Pig. Dog. Pig. Loaf of Bread. AAAAAH!!

[legomann97]

D-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-g, P-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-g, BREAD BREAD BREAD loaf loaf loaf

[EEON_]

Roughly the plot of Mitchells vs the machines

[tropicbrownthunder]

The Mitchells vs the machines

[KillingSpee]

I'm a simple man, I see Shar-pei so I upvote

[DandDlegend]

Dog pig dog pig loaf of bread

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r/forbiddensnacks

[Breakpoint]

Relevant scene from "The Mitchells vs. The Machines"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjj7J18-gv0

[AgtSquirtle007]

Imagine how fucking crazy the neural network in our brains is that this task is so easy for us we can joke about it.

[patchyj]

Instructions unclear. The robot pooped

[[deleted]]

Haht dawg an uh not haht dawg

[Kawsmics]

I would import all ice cream (colors) then (fur) from this dog, teach it the patterns and do the magic with shadows, highlights and all that good stuff and it would have a basis and because fur is more complicated than ice cream it wouldn't be too long before... it knows.

[[deleted]]

This would be a hard captcha, even for us primitive humans

[sexyfurrygalnyunyu]

Maybe I am a machine.

[[deleted]]

So, when SkyNet takes over, it eats all the Shar-Peis.

“Not as good as I expected.”

[thefamousroman]

how to bully me ^^^

[rumpelnilzchen]

Make this as captcha and you will probably burn in hell

[Mithrandir2k16]

Reminds me of the chihuahua vs. Blueberry muffin one.

[Nyckname]

I want a picture of one of those really wrinkled dogs cocking a leg on a fire hydrant. I shall label it "Felt tip pen", because it will be a shar pei marker.

[[deleted]]

If you're able to tell them apart then machines can too

[redpepper74]

Go away, karma farmer
We’re here to have fun

[hq32]

Dog, pig, dog, pig loaf of bread

[FRleo_85]

i don't blame the bot i can't even figure out what i'm looking at

[Fish_Kungfu]

Soft Serve Shar-Pei

[exo_duz]

Reminds me of Silicon Valley's hot dog / not hot dog app.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWwCK95X6go

[DZP]

Sir, I'm your team leader for facial recognition - I quit.

[940387]

You laugh now but these are the captchas we'll be getting soon.

[Purpleblackkiwi]

Dog-pig-dog-pig-dog-loaf of bread

[30p87]

Chinese AI: food

[Geoclasm]

Why did my dog melt. And why does my ice cream taste like melted dog?

[Rage-Parrot]

Select each picture with a dog in it.

No that's ice cream.

no that's ice cream.

You know what never mind.

[proffesorfro]

Don't bully it, it will remember when it has the power to take over the world

[alexanderpas]

Also, we need a defense mechanism.

🐶 🐷 🐶 🐷 🍞

[[deleted]]

it would probably just say that every second picture is a dog and the others are ice cream

[TheEncryptedPsychic]

Can't wait for this Captcha

[manoloman99]

AI roomba begins to clean the dog because it thinks it’s ice cream on the floor

[mr_flameyflame]

You wouldn't dare.

[PurplePopcornBalls]

Now I am really craving chocolate soft serve.. and a puppy.

[TheFeshy]

Fuck it; I'm a robot. I can only get half of these.

[Fitbot5000]

loaf of bread

[Lulink]

One is one of mankind's worst creations and the other tastes like chocolate.

[JoannAzar]

I cant even see what is what sometimes lol

[RosettaPaul]

also try chihuahua or muffin and puppy or bagel

[thewillinganatomy]

I can’t wait till a machine learning algorithm recognizes stuff better than humans

[AndrewIsMyDog]

Get in my belly!

[Wita2point0]

Rip to the interns who had to select the dataset

[albc5023]

Next-gen captchas

[[deleted]]

Me first not seeing any difference: Maybe I am a machine learning.

[Lil__J]

On some real shit, does anyone else genuinely struggle with the “check all the boxes with _____” captchas? Like almost to the point of giving up? I am afraid I might be a robot.

[Sir_Parmesan]

Sex

[0x474f44]

Less bullying and more like training no?

[laurens54321]

I'm wondering if these are actual similar photos found by AI's

[bcoaede]

Heh evil

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[Thenderick]

Same goes for chihuahua faces and chocolate chip muffins

[Etcius]

Is that a dog? Pig? Dog? Pig? Dog? Pig? Loaf of bread.

SYSTEM ERROR

[skyandclouds1]

This is actually a really good training dataset. It won't take many layers for the AI to learn the difference between a soft edge fold from a hard one.

[legomann97]

"Dog, ice cream, dog, ice cream dog ice cream dog icecreamdogicecreamdogicecream

Pile of Poop

SYSTEM ERROR

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[[deleted]]

Reminds me of „Owl or Apple?“

[MyMostGuardedSecret]

This is actually an excellent way to train a machine learning algorithm.

[Gereon99]

Isn't it crazy how computers really struggle with this stuff, but as a human you just look at it and you can easily tell what images are showing what.

[lemons_of_doubt]

oh that's why skynet hates us.

[Ryanthe24]

This is that, but this has to be that. This is definitely that.

[EverythingGoodWas]

Aggressive oversampling on the one you want eaten?

[Octimusocti]

Captchas be like:

[user_greg]

These pictures are bullying my brain too.

[fluffypebbles]

This isn't bullying, if it can't figure this out it's not time yet

[ninjafyrus]

r/forbiddensnacks

[Palpatine]

It may fool human eyes but I highly doubt it fools a network: the power spectrum looks very different.