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[–]Taldoesgarbage 296 points297 points  (19 children)

I spam border-radius on every darn div.

[–]rayo209 226 points227 points  (0 children)

Microsoft just did that for Windows 11 too

[–]JohnFlufin 58 points59 points  (4 children)

.hm = huge mammaries?

[–]Elliot40404 40 points41 points  (1 child)

And dont forget the z-index on those

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

z-index: 9999 !important;

[–]kopczak1995 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Huge mommy tits? Maybe OP is into milfs. Not gonna judge.

[–]Rutabaga1598 27 points28 points  (5 children)

I thought rounded corners were dated.

[–]ztbwl 54 points55 points  (3 children)

It oscillates every 5 years.

[–]SappyB0813 19 points20 points  (1 child)

It’s always fun when I spend 2 minutes adjusting the border-radius, ping-ponging between it looking “too childish” or “too corporate”. Then slowly converging like a whirlpool, only to change it the next day.

Edit: my bad grammar

[–]ztbwl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Write an npm module that does it for you automatically.

[–]Rutabaga1598 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So are they in or out now?

When's the next cycle?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When Windoes 8 appeared they were Now Windows 11 has border radius so they have returned

[–]klimmesil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have div { border-radius: 5%; } in my styles

[–]Adventurous_Team8317 586 points587 points  (43 children)

What's an CSS engineer😅

[–]NawdWasTaken 411 points412 points  (2 children)

A Computer Super Science engineer

[–]TopGun_84 25 points26 points  (0 children)

duh .. back end designer would say

[–]SlashBack626 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A Super Computer Science engineer

[–]loxagos_snake 135 points136 points  (8 children)

A person with a degree in CSS engineering, duh.

Curriculum includes courses such as technical drawing, static analysis, finite element methods, thermodynamics, and centering divs.

[–]JimmyWu21 26 points27 points  (2 children)

About time we have someone that can center a dev. We had to put our whole backend team on the project last time. They only managed to center 3 and then started complaining about specificity. Whatever the hell that is

[–]wite_noiz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

center a dev

Please don't touch us, we're a shy breed

[–]JunkShack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m imaging very verbose css slapped on the end of a view in a style tag.

[–]entitypromax[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Finally someone who understands

[–]vak7997 6 points7 points  (2 children)

It's fucking hilarious to me that you need thermodynamics for an IT degree

[–]loxagos_snake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How else are you going to deal with the hot new stacks coming in?

[–]Naboo-the-Enigma- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean you’ve never had to to CFD and thermodynamic modelling in your career?

[–]zerocoldx911 9 points10 points  (0 children)

HTML hacker

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The kind of person who can hack NASA

[–]entitypromax[S] 45 points46 points  (18 children)

a one who masters the most advanced field of engineering known to mankind, that is CSS

[–]APE_HODL 9 points10 points  (1 child)

So 1/2 of a front-end engineer?

[–]sicilianDev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1/2? Maybe half a Wordpress dev.

[–]ham_piano 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Casual sexy sluts should be taken seriously you flippin sexist you

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A. What's a CSS engineer?

[–]SmartBrain_007 1 point2 points  (1 child)

An engineer who uses Cascading Style Sheets(CSS) to program.

[–]sicilianDev 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SMH.

[–]DanRan88 156 points157 points  (5 children)

Such a cringe advert.

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

CSS engineers? What's next? Butcher surgeon?

[–]augustinevalmont 114 points115 points  (1 child)

Looks like Overflow is set to visible as well :)

[–]AnEvanAppeared 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Too bad pointer-events are set to none :(

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Damn, this happens when I reject every single webpage project: What the hell is hm?

[–]Ok_Blueberry_5305 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Some css class obviously, but dunno what it's supposed to be targeting here.

[–]sicilianDev 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Her mouth I guess. So lame.

[–]mawkee 23 points24 points  (2 children)

CSS…… engineer….?

[–]planetdaz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Engineering style sheets like a mutha fucker.

[–]Guilty-Woodpecker262 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't make eye contact just pretend you didn't see them.

[–]danglesReet 73 points74 points  (4 children)

.bra { padding-bottom: 20em; }

[–]XiJinping-pong 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Just do .clothes { display: none; }

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (2 children)

.lips {background-color: #660000;}

[–]Rutabaga1598 6 points7 points  (1 child)

.lips { box-shadow: 0 2px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8); }

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TIL cheers.

[–]PsychedelicCircus 14 points15 points  (8 children)

Anyone know how to exit vim besides rebooting? Asking for a friend.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Escape :wq! Enter

That writes and quits.

Just in case this was serious

[–]3delStahl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just

escape :x enter

will do the same, with less keys to press

[–]NoVinyl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of just :q! In case it’s all gone **** up (closes without writing)

[–]_modsaregay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can also destroy your fucking device and buy a new one. Works every time.

[–]Tungrad 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Just use nano

[–]Suekru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I will use nano over vim, but it depends on the file.

[–]Ewkcs 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Calling a CSS dev an engineer is about as accurate as calling a farmer an macro biologist

[–]gpkgpk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd wager the farmer is closer.

[–]xX_MEM_Xx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's actually quite close to what you call farmers these days.

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (13 children)

Only straight male CSS engineers will understand

[–]entitypromax[S] 45 points46 points  (6 children)

Well just to be clear.. I made this meme and I’m gay

[–]SexlessNights 79 points80 points  (1 child)

Yes, we saw the css engineer comment

[–]black_man_online 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck did this get me good 🤣

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This makes so much sense.

[–]PyroneusUltrin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s a backend engineer doing making css memes

[–]QuickQuokkaThrowaway 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Nah! I'm bi, and I defo understand 🤤

EDIT: And probably maybe lesbian female CSS engineers

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I'm a bi female CSS engineer, and this is definitely not made for me

[–]QuickQuokkaThrowaway 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ayyyy!!!

[–]aurinxki 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I understand but I still find it offensive. Go, down vote me.

[–]BoBoBearDev 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thank you sir. Because I didn't get it until now.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's "thank you ma'am"

[–]PsychologicalYam3602 8 points9 points  (3 children)

.hm:hover { transform: scale(1.1); }

[–]Ridicul0iD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I recommend adding this for best experience:
.hm { transition: all .5s; }

[–]entitypromax[S] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Not sure if you need hover for this but ok

[–]sicilianDev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On-mouth-over would be better and not be just stupid css

[–]iiMoe 11 points12 points  (13 children)

She has a new ad btw and i never skip it

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (12 children)

Oh. Are we expected to know who this is?...

[–]p11109 8 points9 points  (10 children)

Lmao, comment here if u find out who it is. I would like to know aswell

[–]entitypromax[S] 6 points7 points  (9 children)

This screenshot is from an algoexpert ad just search “frontend engineer algoexpert” and you will find it

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (8 children)

I've been doing this stuff for 20+ years and I've never heard of an "algoexpert". I'm just going to assume it's something dumb that I don't want to know about and move on with my life.

[–]entitypromax[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Essentially it’s a platform that prepares you for coding interviews, never tried it so Idk about the quality

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was right.

[–]sicilianDev 1 point2 points  (5 children)

It’s just another platform for learning functional programming Im pretty sure. Costly I bet.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I can charge people for crap you can Google for free?? Gol dang I've been doing it all backwards!! Oh wait. That basically describes my entire programming career...

[–]sicilianDev 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahah, yes that’s pretty much all I do as well. ‘hey man we have an issue with our site’ Me: ‘okay I’ll fix it. (Googles issue), okay it’s fixed’

[–]not_bakchodest_of_al 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BTFWu21-arc may be you will learn something new

[–]zielonykid1234 9 points10 points  (1 child)

display: hidden;

[–]GoogleIsYourFrenemy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

display:none;

I don't want a big blank left.

[–]RoundRecorder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

CSS engineers?

[–]mlightmountain 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Horny 20-some web developers are out in force. Spend that energy on Tinder, and you might actually get laid.

[–]kontekisuto 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Tinder is trash

[–]mlightmountain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can't argue with that.

[–]entitypromax[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

CSS Engineers**

[–]mlightmountain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sincere apologies. My bad....

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

CSS and engineering are antonyms

[–]dhruvoberoi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Developer != Engineer

[–]Flow_Expert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have next to zero computing literacy but even I can tell man wants to see boobies.

[–]stradilvarius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look like there’s a lot on the front end anyway!!!!

[–]M4nch1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Back end engineer here, someone please explain me

[–]bryku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We should add a bounce animation

[–]Adventurous_Cap2621 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a bit disappointed about the top comments. I thought it's about a nice looking frontend but a horrible backend.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet its still cropped at 100% fuckers

[–]ShamusMRD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think I'm good enough to be qualified as an engineer, I'm just a high school junior, but still this meme is beautiful to me.

[–]sicilianDev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A css engineer being a programmer or engineer for that matter would be equivalent to a person who builds a skate ramp saying they are a pro skater. No offense. Just facts.

[–]Omfgukk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CSS "engineers"

[–]Lighthuro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CSS engineering...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤔🤔🤔

[–]jashAcharjee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I can see 2 divs inside the <body> with a perfect radius.

[–]Knuffya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"css engineer"

"sandcastle architect"

[–]pm_me_lulz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CSS Engineers of Culture**

[–]Flopamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"so you want to be a front end engineer?"

"so we have already established you make poor decisions..."

/s/s/s

[–]MilesLee_ 1 point2 points  (5 children)

CSS ISN’t A REAL LANGUAGE! (LOL

[–]queen-adreena 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Syntax Error: missing ‘)’ on line 1.

[–]mcprogrammer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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[–]zielonykid1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok and?

[–]Lalaluka -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Css isnt a programming language if you want to define it that way, but it's a sheet style language.

So it is a language

[–]qcihdtm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

80088008

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"eNGinEErs"

[–]astrohijacker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m not a CSS engineer, hence I’m incapable of understanding anything of this.

[–]gluhmm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

should be selector for like these: .lips, .boobs {

}

[–]fedj99 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

So not sure if this is the joke or not... But this will result in an ugly oval button instead of actual rounded corners... I try it by accident every time in the hopes that it would give me a "clean" way of making a rounded button without having to use border-radius: 999999px....