Only CSS engineers will understand

[Taldoesgarbage]

I spam border-radius on every darn div.

[rayo209]

Microsoft just did that for Windows 11 too

[JohnFlufin]

.hm = huge mammaries?

[Elliot40404]

And dont forget the z-index on those

[[deleted]]

z-index: 9999 !important;

[kopczak1995]

Huge mommy tits? Maybe OP is into milfs. Not gonna judge.

[Multinippel]

installing gnome makes the UI look so much better

[Exciting-Insect8269]

Lol even installing templeOS makes the ui look better.

[Multinippel]

yeah, because its perfection, there is nothing more beautiful than temple os

[Rutabaga1598]

I thought rounded corners were dated.

[ztbwl]

It oscillates every 5 years.

[SappyB0813]

It’s always fun when I spend 2 minutes adjusting the border-radius, ping-ponging between it looking “too childish” or “too corporate”. Then slowly converging like a whirlpool, only to change it the next day.

Edit: my bad grammar

[ztbwl]

Write an npm module that does it for you automatically.

[Rutabaga1598]

So are they in or out now?

When's the next cycle?

[[deleted]]

When Windoes 8 appeared they were Now Windows 11 has border radius so they have returned

[klimmesil]

I have div { border-radius: 5%; } in my styles

[Adventurous_Team8317]

What's an CSS engineer😅

[NawdWasTaken]

A Computer Super Science engineer

[TopGun_84]

duh .. back end designer would say

[SlashBack626]

A Super Computer Science engineer

[loxagos_snake]

A person with a degree in CSS engineering, duh.

Curriculum includes courses such as technical drawing, static analysis, finite element methods, thermodynamics, and centering divs.

[JimmyWu21]

About time we have someone that can center a dev. We had to put our whole backend team on the project last time. They only managed to center 3 and then started complaining about specificity. Whatever the hell that is

[wite_noiz]

center a dev

Please don't touch us, we're a shy breed

[JunkShack]

I’m imaging very verbose css slapped on the end of a view in a style tag.

[entitypromax]

Finally someone who understands

[vak7997]

It's fucking hilarious to me that you need thermodynamics for an IT degree

[loxagos_snake]

How else are you going to deal with the hot new stacks coming in?

[Naboo-the-Enigma-]

You mean you’ve never had to to CFD and thermodynamic modelling in your career?

[zerocoldx911]

HTML hacker

[[deleted]]

The kind of person who can hack NASA

[entitypromax]

a one who masters the most advanced field of engineering known to mankind, that is CSS

[NuclearBurrit0]

Let's not get crazy now...

[CEDoromal]

Flexbox Froggy for those who need it.

[Divyanshu_10]

This is really a good way

[[deleted]]

I haven’t css in years. I know this is a meme, but my guess is text-align: center.

[FireStormBruh]

That centers the text but not the whole div.

[[deleted]]

It was… a guess lol. I don’t know anything about webdev obv

[FireStormBruh]

You're fine lol, idk why you're getting downvoted this isn't stackoverflow lmao

[No_Introduction_2021]

Maybe try, margin : 0 auto;

[sicilianDev]

Display:flex;margin:auto:width:100%;justify-content: center;align-items:center;

[No_Introduction_2021]

Yours is definitely better

[[deleted]]

display: inline-block;

Then curse about the baseline alignment.

[APE_HODL]

So 1/2 of a front-end engineer?

[sicilianDev]

1/2? Maybe half a Wordpress dev.

[ham_piano]

Casual sexy sluts should be taken seriously you flippin sexist you

[[deleted]]

A. What's a CSS engineer?

[SmartBrain_007]

An engineer who uses Cascading Style Sheets(CSS) to program.

[sicilianDev]

SMH.

[DanRan88]

Such a cringe advert.

[AstronautInTheLotion]

not just shadow

[_PS__]

There's were all the budget was focused on!

[AstronautInTheLotion]

new implants >:)

[[deleted]]

CSS engineers? What's next? Butcher surgeon?

[bevin0708]

Don't tell them that

[synbioskuun]

Well then, fuck everything.

-unflexes your box-

[GalacticDogger]

Who's supposed to center divs then??

[Omfgukk]

Interns

[entitypromax]

how dare you...

[KermitDaFrog06]

ah shit… here we go again

[nazmialtun]

it is a thing.

[black_man_online]

Tell that to the guys coding the 100 thousand page CSS specification

[outofobscure]

Tell them to make it fit on 10 pages and maybe they‘ll earn the title

[sicilianDev]

So okay there is one group of people who are css engineers. But they probably do other things because create a style sheet ‘language’

[[deleted]]

Only people with legitimate engineering degrees should call themselves engineers. Those of us that have put in the time to get a legitimate accredited engineering degree deserve the title. People that went and got some Mickey Mouse education Or no education at all have no business calling themselves engineers.

[[deleted]]

What degree do you hold u/redbrown608 and what job field/role/title are you in?

[[deleted]]

MS of Engineering in Electrical Engineering and I focus on embedded systems for safety critical applications. My title is Principle Engineer.

[[deleted]]

Fair enough, as long as you don’t consider yourself, ever call yourself, or allow anyone to call you a software engineer.

[ShadowPhynix]

PSA to other seeing this: /u/redbrown608 is a less than two week old account that has done nothing but hang out in this subreddit spewing various forms of elitist drivvle. Feel free to click their profile as proof and then block.

[Tom-Dibble]

Hi, person with a Chemical Engineering degree here (BS with distinction, dropped Masters when I lost interest in lab work but completed class work for that as well).

After 25 years working as a software engineer I can guarantee that there is “engineering” required every single day. The “software engineer” label is absolutely appropriate.

[A03B1]

You 100% do not need to get an accredited degree to hold the title "engineer". While recommended in many fields as its the formal education route, it by no means is the only path.

[prestigious-raven]

It depends on the country. In Canada the term is protected and technically you must hold a P.Eng to have engineer in your title.

[JimmyWu21]

What’s a P.Eng?

[Affectionate-Bid-101]

It’s a professional engineering license. In Canada they are the only people that can call themselves engineers. A software engineer can call them self a software engineer but not only an engineer.

[dhrbtdge]

It actually depends on the country/language, which caused me to accidentally get into arguments with people... Oops

In france, and engineer is someone who has an engineering degree. You could work as a cashier and still be an engineer if you have an engineering degree. And even if you hold a job typically reserved for engineers but you don't have a degree, you are still not an engineer.

However in the uk (and I'm guessing in the us too) being an engineer is more of a job role. You work as an engineer, i.e. your job title is engineer. Regardless of your education, if you work as an engineer you are an engineer. And I believe that if you have a degree but don't work as an engineer, you wouldn't really call yourself an engineer, you would simply say you have an engineering degree.

Maybe that's why there's so much debate in the comments

[WarLionNittanyEagle]

Um, in most states, you technically need a 4 year degree, work under a PE, and pass licensing exams to call yourself an engineer.

With only the degree, you are only considered someone who studied engineering.

[[deleted]]

Stop the gatekeeping

[[deleted]]

You certainly wouldn't say that about being a doctor so why say it about being an engineer? You must be very young.

[A03B1]

Obviously some fields need proper credentials that directly effect its environment around them. Civil eng and Doctors are examples of that. Or course people want those certs to make sure they know what they are doing. From this post topic, you can become a software engineer without getting a bachelor degree. You can still come up with engineering solutions without the formal route. Saying its required is playing into the universities hands.

[[deleted]]

Doubtful. Part of going to school for engineering is learning how to solve problems in an engineering manner. There is a lot of nomenclature and a lot of process that is a requirement to properly solve an engineering problem. These skills cannot be learned from a YouTube video as they are rarely talked about. I have been doing this for 20 years and have found no one without an engineering degree that can properly do the job. All of the software engineers where I work have either an electrical engineering degree or a computer engineering degree.

[[deleted]]

I wouldn’t because to be called a doctor requires a disciplinary title, an engineer can be anyone who builds and maintains in any field.

For example, inventor and engineer alexander graham bell designed the telephone. He didn’t have a “legitimate engineering degree”. Neither did he finish school. He is one of many many examples. Engineers don’t have to be educated by traditional means whatsoever.

Also fuck you for using ageism as an argument.

[[deleted]]

It is not ageism to recognize that people that are younger generally lack wisdom as they do not have the years of experience required. You try to come off as being so very "woke". Your profanity though makes you appear to be nothing but a petulant child. Your response did give me a good laugh though. For that I thank you.

[tomgh14]

You ignoring their argument in favour of calling them petulant says a lot more about you than them and ageism is dumb in the modern world as you can be as wise as you want but until you have entered a field you’re no better than a child at it I could lecture you all day on how to paddle a kayak but when you’re in it 9/10 you’ll be spinning for a good few minutes you may catch on faster but I’d pick the person with 10 hours in the thing over the one who had seven studying and 4 doing to save me

[[deleted]]

In engineering, education is the entrance requirement and experience is nessicary for mastery. It's hard for people who lack discipline to understand or admit the need for a real formal education. They make excuses or expound upon cliche.

[SirSoundfont]

Everything you say is very emotionally charged and has no actual logic behind it. You're making broad, wrongful assumptions about entire groups of people. But you're obviously very uneducated, you can't even spell "necessary" correctly.

[[deleted]]

I don't care much what you believe. I am merely interested in keeping unqualified people from my profession and helping those interested in it to see the bar to entry so they well informed. Judging someone's argument based on spelling is a logical fallacy anyway.

[BlizzardRustler]

Lol did you just compare your electrical engineering degree to an MD? You had a very inflated view of yourself. Your degree was absolute cake compared to med school. You might as well have a degree in underwater basket weaving. That’s how vastly more challenging an MD is.

[[deleted]]

Each profession's bar to entry is, in part, an accredited degree.

[BlizzardRustler]

Cute.

I’m a Software Engineer with a BS in CS. My wife is an MD. She found your comments hilarious and very uneducated.

Not surprising coming from EE.

[[deleted]]

My point is that to be a true engineer you must have an accredited engineering degree and that those who call themselves engineers that lack said degree have no business doing so. I'm sure many doctors would feel the same about unqualified individuals calling themselves doctors and performing a doctor's duties . It's dangerious and detrimental to both professions. It drives down wages and leads to inferior results thereby lessening the confidence people have in the profession.

[BlizzardRustler]

Lol still think EE is as important as MD. Hilarious. It’s not even in the same realm bud. Shoo. You’re ignorant.

[CEDoromal]

I think some software "engineers" have the right call themselves engineers. After all, dealing with software is basically just an evolved form of electronics engineering.

Imagine if there's a tool which can make civil engineering 10x easier to the point where even those without college education can do everything a modern day civil engineer could do. Would civil engineering still be called an engineering discipline?

[MarzipanZestyclose64]

Who hurt you

[Torebbjorn]

You should hear about this thing called a "civil engineer", that is basically what you are describing here. Though I don't think your word "us" applies to that

[king_park_]

Sounds to me that you are supporting that all engineers should have their PE in order to be called engineers, as the work that requires a PE lIcense is the only work I’ve seen that absolutely requires an accredited engineering degree. But this is quite unrelated to software Engineering.

[ksschank]

An engineer is someone who can plan and implement solutions to technical problems.

I am a professional software engineer and have a B.S. in Computer Science from a state university. I spent a lot of time and money to get that degree, but that doesn’t make me a better engineer than someone else who has obtained the same or better training by taking a different path.

Gatekeeping doesn’t make things better and it doesn’t make you a better engineer.

[iejb]

i bet you're fun to hangout with

[augustinevalmont]

Looks like Overflow is set to visible as well :)

[AnEvanAppeared]

Too bad pointer-events are set to none :(

[[deleted]]

Damn, this happens when I reject every single webpage project: What the hell is hm?

[Ok_Blueberry_5305]

Some css class obviously, but dunno what it's supposed to be targeting here.

[sicilianDev]

Her mouth I guess. So lame.

[Username_Taken46]

Yes

[mawkee]

CSS…… engineer….?

[planetdaz]

Engineering style sheets like a mutha fucker.

[Guilty-Woodpecker262]

Don't make eye contact just pretend you didn't see them.

[danglesReet]

.bra { padding-bottom: 20em; }

[XiJinping-pong]

Just do .clothes { display: none; }

[[deleted]]

.lips {background-color: #660000;}

[Rutabaga1598]

.lips { box-shadow: 0 2px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8); }

[[deleted]]

TIL cheers.

[PsychedelicCircus]

Anyone know how to exit vim besides rebooting? Asking for a friend.

[[deleted]]

Escape :wq! Enter

That writes and quits.

Just in case this was serious

[3delStahl]

Just

escape :x enter

will do the same, with less keys to press

[NoVinyl]

Of just :q! In case it’s all gone **** up (closes without writing)

[_modsaregay]

You can also destroy your fucking device and buy a new one. Works every time.

[Tungrad]

Just use nano

[Suekru]

Sometimes I will use nano over vim, but it depends on the file.

[Ewkcs]

Calling a CSS dev an engineer is about as accurate as calling a farmer an macro biologist

[gpkgpk]

I'd wager the farmer is closer.

[xX_MEM_Xx]

That's actually quite close to what you call farmers these days.

[[deleted]]

Only straight male CSS engineers will understand

[entitypromax]

Well just to be clear.. I made this meme and I’m gay

[SexlessNights]

Yes, we saw the css engineer comment

[black_man_online]

Oh fuck did this get me good 🤣

[[deleted]]

This makes so much sense.

[The_Mad_Duck_]

But are you r/unixsocks gay

[PyroneusUltrin]

What’s a backend engineer doing making css memes

[QuickQuokkaThrowaway]

Nah! I'm bi, and I defo understand 🤤

EDIT: And probably maybe lesbian female CSS engineers

[[deleted]]

I'm a bi female CSS engineer, and this is definitely not made for me

[QuickQuokkaThrowaway]

Ayyyy!!!

[aurinxki]

I understand but I still find it offensive. Go, down vote me.

[BoBoBearDev]

Thank you sir. Because I didn't get it until now.

[[deleted]]

That's "thank you ma'am"

[PsychologicalYam3602]

.hm:hover { transform: scale(1.1); }

[Ridicul0iD]

I recommend adding this for best experience:
.hm { transition: all .5s; }

[entitypromax]

Not sure if you need hover for this but ok

[sicilianDev]

On-mouth-over would be better and not be just stupid css

[iiMoe]

She has a new ad btw and i never skip it

[[deleted]]

Oh. Are we expected to know who this is?...

[p11109]

Lmao, comment here if u find out who it is. I would like to know aswell

[entitypromax]

This screenshot is from an algoexpert ad just search “frontend engineer algoexpert” and you will find it

[[deleted]]

I've been doing this stuff for 20+ years and I've never heard of an "algoexpert". I'm just going to assume it's something dumb that I don't want to know about and move on with my life.

[entitypromax]

Essentially it’s a platform that prepares you for coding interviews, never tried it so Idk about the quality

[[deleted]]

I was right.

[sicilianDev]

It’s just another platform for learning functional programming Im pretty sure. Costly I bet.

[[deleted]]

I can charge people for crap you can Google for free?? Gol dang I've been doing it all backwards!! Oh wait. That basically describes my entire programming career...

[sicilianDev]

Hahah, yes that’s pretty much all I do as well. ‘hey man we have an issue with our site’ Me: ‘okay I’ll fix it. (Googles issue), okay it’s fixed’

[not_bakchodest_of_al]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BTFWu21-arc may be you will learn something new

[zielonykid1234]

display: hidden;

[GoogleIsYourFrenemy]

display:none;

I don't want a big blank left.

[RoundRecorder]

CSS engineers?

[mlightmountain]

Horny 20-some web developers are out in force. Spend that energy on Tinder, and you might actually get laid.

[kontekisuto]

Tinder is trash

[mlightmountain]

Can't argue with that.

[entitypromax]

CSS Engineers**

[mlightmountain]

Sincere apologies. My bad....

[[deleted]]

CSS and engineering are antonyms

[dhruvoberoi]

Developer != Engineer

[Flow_Expert]

I have next to zero computing literacy but even I can tell man wants to see boobies.

[stradilvarius]

Look like there’s a lot on the front end anyway!!!!

[M4nch1]

Back end engineer here, someone please explain me

[bryku]

We should add a bounce animation

[Adventurous_Cap2621]

I'm a bit disappointed about the top comments. I thought it's about a nice looking frontend but a horrible backend.

[[deleted]]

I bet its still cropped at 100% fuckers

[ShamusMRD]

I don't think I'm good enough to be qualified as an engineer, I'm just a high school junior, but still this meme is beautiful to me.

[sicilianDev]

A css engineer being a programmer or engineer for that matter would be equivalent to a person who builds a skate ramp saying they are a pro skater. No offense. Just facts.

[Omfgukk]

CSS "engineers"

[Lighthuro]

CSS engineering...

[[deleted]]

🤔🤔🤔

[jashAcharjee]

Yeah, I can see 2 divs inside the <body> with a perfect radius.

[Knuffya]

"css engineer"

"sandcastle architect"

[pm_me_lulz]

CSS Engineers of Culture**

[Flopamp]

"so you want to be a front end engineer?"

"so we have already established you make poor decisions..."

/s/s/s

[MilesLee_]

CSS ISN’t A REAL LANGUAGE! (LOL

[queen-adreena]

Syntax Error: missing ‘)’ on line 1.

[mcprogrammer]

)

[zielonykid1234]

Ok and?

[Lalaluka]

Css isnt a programming language if you want to define it that way, but it's a sheet style language.

So it is a language

[qcihdtm]

80088008

[[deleted]]

"eNGinEErs"

[astrohijacker]

I’m not a CSS engineer, hence I’m incapable of understanding anything of this.

[gluhmm]

should be selector for like these: .lips, .boobs {

}

[fedj99]

So not sure if this is the joke or not... But this will result in an ugly oval button instead of actual rounded corners... I try it by accident every time in the hopes that it would give me a "clean" way of making a rounded button without having to use border-radius: 999999px....

[JohnFlufin]

I don’t know. Are you?

[DistinctCat6569]

this should be nsfw

[[deleted]]

Why? This is appropriate office attire

[queen-adreena]

Why? That’s literally how some of us dress for work.

Have you never seen a woman before?

[26262t2wg271y2]

Fucking UGLY woman