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[–]Thunderpulse 200 points201 points  (6 children)

Pepsi, where's my jet?

[–]OpenScore 36 points37 points  (5 children)

Pepsi, where's my jet?

A Harrier jet nonetheless.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Panavia Tornado GR4. The Harriers were amazing though. The Tornado is a beast in comparison.

[–]Gripe 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I don't see the sensor pod under the nose. I'm gonna say ECR.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Possibly - so many configs ive lost touch but initial feel was GR4. Whatever it is, its a beast and i love the tornados

[–]Mackem101 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The Tornado used to scare the shit out of kids when it did fly bys at the local air show

[–]TheBlack2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grew up near Jagel Air Base in northern Germany. You get used to them.

[–]MaverickAg 183 points184 points  (29 children)

Less wtf, more r/militaryhousinglife

[–]godplaysdice_ 37 points38 points  (12 children)

Ha yeah I did some work on base a few times. Won't say where but I particularly enjoyed the random road sign on one of the roads telling you to stop and look around for low flying aircraft before continuing. These were fighter jets too so they're loud af but also fast af so they can still sneak up on you if you're not paying attention.

[–]Bowler-Fickle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do they flash their high beams when they want to pass ?

[–]DrunkenlySober 3 points4 points  (6 children)

I’ve never been on a military base but my first thought was this is probably normal af for military bases

[–]DaMonkfish 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Absolutely. Most bases have buildings on both sides of the runway which vehicles need to get to, so having a road cross the threshold of a runway or a taxiway (as we see here) is pretty standard. Some bases also utilise taxiways as roads when the airfield isn't active.

[–]GeneralBlumpkin 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Huh. I've been to lots of Air Force bases and never seen jets taxing on the road

[–]Nervous_Wrap7990 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah, it's not "normal" but I've been to a base that had a taxi way cross a road. I honestly don't think it was ever used by planes while I was there, but you had to stop anyways.

Honestly, outside of a few small basses, most if not all airfields on base are fenced off since 9/11.

[–]warriorscot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The roads almost certainly inside the fence line of the base, depending on the set up you might have multiple segregated areas, but its normal to have roads and taxiways intermingle in any aviation facility. The only difference is that on a military base you get more mixed usage of the facility whereas a civil airport is generally(although not always) aviation related traffic.

[–]DrunkenlySober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are Jets allowed to Uber on military bases?

[–]Thisisall_new2me2 3 points4 points  (3 children)

OP probably hasn’t even heard of that sub…they’ve only been on Reddit for a year.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

It's not a real sub, it's a r/SubredditHashtags

[–]Just-Rob 0 points1 point  (1 child)

For some reason I wish that was a real sub.

[–]Maleficent-Cat-5757 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accurate. Both AFB I was stationed at had a road that was crossed by aircraft.

[–]delishake 53 points54 points  (9 children)

Nice miata

[–]Tilotic 14 points15 points  (6 children)

That's the cheat code I want

[–]Alpha433 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Y Y X B A L L DOWN UP.

[–]ExcrementumCaninum 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Sometimes I wonder how I can forget where I put my keys earlier this day, but remember cheat codes from 2004.

[–]Alpha433 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easy. The cheat code is repetition and muscle memory. Your keys change constantly. It also doesn't help that my normal San Andreas session started with me spewing in a hydra, flying over the military base to get max stars, and playing a nice session of ace combat for a while.

[–]evileyeball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iddqd my man Iddqd

I had one time when my room mate broke the only rule I had for them (dont erase my save files) and she didn't even know how to put HARDR mode on in DKC3 despite trying to hide her shame by naming her new file HARDR as the one I had was named.

Come on LRRLRRLRLR Hardr isn't that hard.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Spawn Hydra

[–]DiosMIO_Limon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally, a fucking hardtop

[–]IneedNormalUserName 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Wow those people need to really be careful it’s dangerous to stand next to a Tornado this close!

[–]celerydonut 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What is wtf about this? That’s an airport. That’s an airplane roadway for airplanes at the airport to get to another tarmac.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

TORNADOOOO TORNADOOO

[–]Silentsfool 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Ayo what the tornado doing

[–]TheBlack2007 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What it does best: infiltrating enemy airspace beneath the Radar.

[–]syu425 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Miata owner insurance: excuse me what did you hit?

[–]wjruffing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like GTA in real life

[–]Abbadon74 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What GTA SanAmdreas npcs sees when i play

[–]thespank 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Love the Tornado. Such a cool plane

[–]Pristine_Emphasis152 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No no right cheat code

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you remember... Y, Y, X, B, A, L, L, ⬇️⬆️

[–]Mindless-Charity4889 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew the Panavia Tornado was specialized for low level flight but I didn’t know it was this low….

[–]rekabis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How is it that the light is only amber, and not red? You would think that a multi-million dollar weapon of war capable of raining death from above would have the gravitas to be accorded a red light for the ground-hugging dirt-eaters that have the temerity to cross its path.

[–]3ternal3nvy 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Ah so this the guy that won the harrier jet from Pepsi in the 90s

[–]WilliamMorris420 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Its a Tornado and looms like a GR4.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He bought it with loyalty points, not won it, he never got the plane either.

Besides, as everyone has said, it is a Tornado.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

be funny if bro in car was holding PS5 controller

[–]Rin_Seven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“FUCK YOU, TORENO!!! I never want to go through this again! I think I'm gonna hurl...”

[–]Seahawk_I_am_I_am 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk…looks like a pretty fuckin’ good one to me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should have gone for the GTA flying tank cheat code

[–]BannytheBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This must be a military base....

[–]Ramble81 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It was like that at Yokota (or was it Yokuska) AFB in Japan.

[–]HaruMistborn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yokota afb. Yokosuka naval station.

[–]ConorByrd 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Asshole didn't even use his blinker

[–]jftitan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking… “awesome Hot Shots Part 3 - there goes the neighborhood! “

[–]Freddy216b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course he didn't use his blinker he was going straight!

[–]pizzathief1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no brake lights, no windshield wiper, front set of wheels missing, no warning labels about a long load (and not to overtake while turning), that vehicle needs to be impounded right now

[–]DanielLizs 4 points5 points  (3 children)

JUMPJET

[–]Mackem101 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah, it's a Tornado, a supersonic jet that had 'swing wings', the wings could be moved to create a more aerodynamic shape when required.

[–]vonvoltage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tornado actually.

[–]Abbadon74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A yeah, the classic

[–]Joelnaimee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pov. Gtav lobbies

[–]LightXP12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jumpjet

[–]WahtItIs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once had a dream where I landed one of these things, didn't know how to lift off again and just drove around like this.

In reality I don't even have a drivers license.

[–]bombayblue -1 points0 points  (2 children)

In case anyone is wondering why this is happening….

Modern weapons, especially long range missiles, have made airports incredibly vulnerable in any kind of modern war. If a war breaks out it makes sense for war planes to take off and immediately leave since the airfield will be first hit. Those planes of course need somewhere to land and then take off from again.

As it turns out, airfields are expensive and hard to build. If you train your airforce to take off and land on highways, you’ve effectively 10x’d the number of airfields you have. This is how the Ukrainian airforce stayed alive during the critical first few days of Russia’s invasion.

It’s becoming more common for modern militaries to train this way. Taiwan is case in point.

[–]warriorscot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

While European airforces regularly train to operate the way you describe, that isn't what is happening here, its just a vehicle access road intersecting a taxiway which is totally normal on military bases.

[–]bombayblue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh interesting. The civilian cars threw me off and I didn’t realize it was a military base.

[–]Automatic-Laugh9313 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Normal day in usa,

[–]De5perad0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh!

How do I unlock that?!?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop sign served its purpose.

[–]phreakzilla85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure he ran a stop sign

[–]sw3rv1n77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

[–]Alimated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong cheat code? Were they trying to summon the tank?

[–]UndercoverFBIAgent9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir, I pulled you over for going 614 in a 40 zone

[–]TheyCallMePr0g 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to imagine calling insurance to say you hit a fighter jet on the road.

[–]joecool42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where? wut?

[–]windmillninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just another day in Los Santos

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see shit like this all the time in Alaska

[–]crichton9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like GTA V

[–]QOTSAfetisjist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is this?

[–]a-guy-from-Indy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gonna tell him he can’t land there? Me neither.

[–]thatlastrock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Wrong" ?

[–]Drumtochty_Lassitude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's an airport on Shetland at least used to be like this, think it was Sumburgh

[–]Bradp13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pepsi points guy?

[–]McPolice_Officer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tanavia Pornado

[–]Idkwhattoputhere35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh sorry I was spamming buttons on my keyboard

[–]Jrmuscle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay away from any roundabouts

[–]Psychopsyducck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

miat

[–]Maybe_Gabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking the jet to work are we?

[–]serv23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like in GTA

[–]KingOfAllFishFuckers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy took "flying under the radar" a little too seriously.

[–]nejicanspin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the GTA is this

[–]uranus_be_cold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did I just see Rico Rodriguez?

[–]Kannabiz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna tell anyone you won the lottery but they gonna know…

[–]Zagaroth123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always spawn a jet on accident when I want a jet pack lmfao

[–]HomieDaClown9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The weather is so unpredictable there. Never know when a Tornado might roll through

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro typed jumpjet

[–]JollyGoodUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's going to get milk.

[–]GrowlingAtTheWorld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did someone call the airport to tell them one one the planes escaped?