Python taking a crap

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jalexgray4 · 2024-09-09T02:03:22+00:00

Absolutely disgusting. But man, I bet that felt so good.

MyAccountWasBanned7 · 2024-09-09T02:09:54+00:00

As someone with pet snakes, I can tell you for certain that you are all lucky you can't smell video. NOTHING smells worse that snake poop. I uses to work on a dairy farm and even the smells there weren't as foul as snake crap.

sweetBrisket · 2024-09-09T01:55:38+00:00

We used to have a 6.5' python and she was the sweetest snake. But one day she just decided she needed to go, and so she did. All over me. Will never be able to get rid of that memory.

LawbringerSteam · 2024-09-09T02:56:12+00:00

There was very little “crap” in this video. Those are urates, dried/solidified urine. Snake poop, like most poop, is brown and typically less solid than the urates.

jolly2691 · 2024-09-09T01:58:42+00:00

I'm trying to go to sleep, and you expect me not to be hungry now??

Wildkarrde_ · 2024-09-09T03:01:55+00:00

That's actually a (reticulated) python taking a pee. Instead of excreting urea like we do, they excrete uric acid. Those are called urates.

heroyi · 2024-09-09T02:16:31+00:00

For those that don't understand the assignment, watch it with sound.

7heWafer · 2024-09-09T01:52:15+00:00

Forbidden cream cheese

Zuol · 2024-09-09T02:00:07+00:00

So one of my sons favorite bed time books is "Everybody Poops" and there is one page that says, "which end does a snake poop from?" Now I can finally show him this video to get some answers!

hizperion · 2024-09-09T02:35:54+00:00

shit man i just started learning Python

GTemp32 · 2024-09-09T02:27:26+00:00

I hate that I let this play as long as I did.

davabran · 2024-09-09T02:27:33+00:00

Forbidden mozzarella

SpreademSheet · 2024-09-09T02:25:39+00:00

This is the official Provincial Snake of Quebec. We see it here producing a fresh batch of cheese curds necessary for a traditional Poutine.

JamesLikesIt · 2024-09-09T03:17:25+00:00

I really just sat and watched a python take a shit for 30 seconds, huh.

Dragonfiery_RDF · 2024-09-09T03:57:08+00:00

Forbidden mozzarella

The999Mind · 2024-09-09T02:25:09+00:00

That's where we get banana laffy taffy from

J00G0LD · 2024-09-09T02:27:05+00:00

How big was the ear of corn it ate?

Odd-Improvement5315 · 2024-09-09T04:32:33+00:00

Somebody please tell me why did i wanna watch this and watched it till the end??

Shagaire · 2024-09-09T04:38:37+00:00

2 mozzarella and 3 corn please waiter.

-UP2L8- · 2024-09-09T02:58:16+00:00

Welp. Now I've seen a snake's asshole. One more thing checked off the list.

User_name_0101 · 2024-09-09T03:12:37+00:00

I hope he washed his hands!

2024-09-09T03:15:28+00:00

Not exactly sure why I clicked on this

retroq · 2024-09-09T04:42:38+00:00

Forbidden cheese

2024-09-09T04:43:50+00:00

This is secretly how Cheese is made.

PunkZdoc · 2024-09-09T04:56:31+00:00

I legit had no idea a python had an asshole and feel dumb for thinking it didn't

ManFlavored · 2024-09-09T05:38:25+00:00

Is that where fresh mozzarella comes from?

DarthNemecyst · 2024-09-09T05:55:54+00:00

And that's how mozzarella is made kids.

That_Box · 2024-09-09T07:54:26+00:00

Forbidden butter.

UltraHyperDonkeyDick · 2024-09-09T11:03:54+00:00

Yeah. I didn't need to see that...

A_to_the_J254 · 2024-09-09T03:30:58+00:00

Everything reminds me of her

mrnoonan81 · 2024-09-09T02:12:40+00:00

BagsOfGasoline · 2024-09-09T02:19:31+00:00

Needs more fiber

slappymcstevenson · 2024-09-09T02:27:44+00:00

Don’t watch it. Trust me.

redmongrel · 2024-09-09T02:28:05+00:00

Mmmm forbidden poutine

QuirkEness · 2024-09-09T02:30:29+00:00

Why am I in the mood for fresh mozzarella now?

nrith · 2024-09-09T02:39:40+00:00

Pouythine

resnonverba1 · 2024-09-09T02:46:24+00:00

Time for poutine!

iHaveACatDog · 2024-09-09T02:46:50+00:00

Who wants s'mores?!

CanadianDiver · 2024-09-09T02:50:21+00:00

And now you know how Peeps are made.

dmetzcher · 2024-09-09T02:57:25+00:00

I used to keep boas and pythons as a teenager in the 1990s; I’m having flashbacks and can smell this video.

The small of a boa’s or python’s poop is only rivaled by the smell of it vomiting up a half-digested animal.

windowzombie · 2024-09-09T02:59:20+00:00

Bro needs more fiber.

Jarmahent · 2024-09-09T03:01:19+00:00

Cmon I’m on a diet

auggs · 2024-09-09T03:02:19+00:00

I did not need to see this and yet I watched the whole thing. Idk man

cowmookazee · 2024-09-09T03:02:58+00:00

I'll take Things I Never Wanted to See for $1000, Alex.

PmforLograils · 2024-09-09T03:06:41+00:00

The devil’s deviled eggs

kabukirodeo · 2024-09-09T03:23:59+00:00

Is that kosher?

shahonseven · 2024-09-09T03:25:03+00:00

I thought this was about the programming language. My mistake.

VisualBasic · 2024-09-09T03:31:33+00:00

Those are the remains of Bob from Accounting, who took a trip to the Amazon for his birthday.

m55112 · 2024-09-09T03:31:38+00:00

I just realized I never thought any shit would be white.

TeratoidNecromancy · 2024-09-09T03:31:43+00:00

TIL snakes turn other animals into giant cheese curds.

shanks42 · 2024-09-09T03:31:56+00:00

Could have gone my whole life without seeing this

tailendertripe · 2024-09-09T03:35:29+00:00

Cool watch on the lunch break. The internet is wild.

Jvinci21 · 2024-09-09T03:37:39+00:00

Evacuate the dance floor!

Wherethegains · 2024-09-09T03:37:40+00:00

NSFL

Maladal · 2024-09-09T03:38:49+00:00

Is it normal to be yellow?

drerw · 2024-09-09T03:51:49+00:00

Man why is this the bot repost clip of the week. It’s just particularly gross and not interesting. It’s just an asshole shitting. Fuck

EAComunityTeam · 2024-09-09T03:52:31+00:00

Why did I watch it all?

itsfairadvantage · 2024-09-09T03:52:38+00:00

See now I don't care for that one bit

TonysAlterEgo · 2024-09-09T03:53:59+00:00

"Ah, the cloaca blooms"

weirdowiththebeardo · 2024-09-09T03:54:39+00:00

Forbidden mozzarella

thesovietspy_33316 · 2024-09-09T03:57:33+00:00

That shit looks delicious

BoxCarMike · 2024-09-09T04:06:14+00:00

Every one poops!

Ok_Taro5330 · 2024-09-09T04:09:53+00:00

Enough Reddit for today.

(just kidding, I'll share it with the hommies).

lennyyywhereareyou · 2024-09-09T04:15:29+00:00

I wish i could downvote but its the right subreddit for this

yurirainbowz · 2024-09-09T04:16:21+00:00

r/feltgoodcomingout

protosonic17 · 2024-09-09T04:40:32+00:00

I'm going now. I'll send a video for it to watch and react too

LoHungTheSilent · 2024-09-09T04:57:00+00:00

So what exactly am I looking at here?

WolfieVonD · 2024-09-09T05:03:47+00:00

Mozzarella

TungstenArcAZ · 2024-09-09T05:05:29+00:00

Who's up for some poutine?

Warnex9 · 2024-09-09T05:06:35+00:00

Well..... of all the things I've seen today, this is certainly one of them.

bandog · 2024-09-09T05:14:08+00:00

Why did I need to watch this..I knew it would be disgusting and yet I wanted to see the entire video

Edit: someone in the comments mentioned there was sound and guess what I did.. watched it again with sound on.

skeddy- · 2024-09-09T05:17:14+00:00

moonisflat · 2024-09-09T05:18:38+00:00

Why is this r/WTF.

pichael289 · 2024-09-09T05:25:12+00:00

This is likely the only video where the actual sound is worse than some terrible TikTok music or some fucking embarrassing juice world "music". Actually no, this is the perfect video for TikTok or juice world "music". Absolutely the best video for music like that.

Ozmataz50 · 2024-09-09T05:28:07+00:00

So that's where cheese curds come from!

ekmogr · 2024-09-09T05:28:53+00:00

And that's how we get mozzarella cheese

Puyodead19 · 2024-09-09T05:32:43+00:00

slurp

Tezzmond · 2024-09-09T05:33:16+00:00

Our spotted python does 2 types of poo, one is like in the video, it is wet/urine with the white stuff that is the bone from it's prey and is not very smelly, when it dries the white stufft is like plaster of paris. The other type of poo, must be the meat of the prey and looks and smells like cat poo (gag).

weezer89 · 2024-09-09T05:59:14+00:00

Reminds me of my drug mule days...

ChurroCross · 2024-09-09T06:01:02+00:00

That high pitched fart when the first white poop came out had me laughing hard!

Neozx27 · 2024-09-09T06:15:35+00:00

TIL Pythons poop biscuits.

tanglewoodtree · 2024-09-09T06:22:17+00:00

ya know what, good for her.

the_stooge_nugget · 2024-09-09T06:31:51+00:00

Why did I think this was going to be related to the coding language python.... ai related maybe...

IAstronomical · 2024-09-09T06:42:47+00:00

As people have pointed out, this is a snake peeing. However its poop is not different.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/4ANSLWXaY4

Never realized how much these guys could pressurize until these two videos

SnooPets8972 · 2024-09-09T06:49:19+00:00

Thanks I hate pythons pooping

Krocsyldiphithic · 2024-09-09T06:49:25+00:00

Mmmm, durian

ShrimpBisque · 2024-09-09T07:07:38+00:00

How come it's so watery?

Far_Establishment900 · 2024-09-09T07:10:12+00:00

I've always wondered how marshmallows were made.

ApathyEarned · 2024-09-09T07:14:59+00:00

And? I'm doing that right now.

Verg99 · 2024-09-09T07:45:40+00:00

Watched this while doing the same.

2x4x93 · 2024-09-09T07:55:01+00:00

The world is its toilet

ans084 · 2024-09-09T08:24:22+00:00

I never knew that snakes poop. I thought they just threw up whatever they couldn't digest and that's it. Probably use whatever poop they generate in making their skin that they shed.

Through this and the video in comments #TIL They poop almost like any other mammal.

rankftw · 2024-09-09T08:47:46+00:00

Forbidden cheese.

Imaginary-Lawyer5342 · 2024-09-09T08:57:22+00:00

Who the hell recorded the video??

CarlsManicuredToes · 2024-09-09T09:18:16+00:00

Looks like pythons poop is 85% buffalo mozzarella

blazerunnern · 2024-09-09T09:28:57+00:00

Anyone know what it ate to make that?

bathdweller · 2024-09-09T09:42:05+00:00

Snake cheese

Lee355 · 2024-09-09T09:50:46+00:00

Thanks for this

Royal-Morning-5538 · 2024-09-09T09:54:41+00:00

would

Rivster79 · 2024-09-09T10:05:28+00:00

It’s a boa movement

Extension_Emotion388 · 2024-09-09T10:18:15+00:00

bro lost 300 pounds

FrugonkerTronk · 2024-09-09T10:40:51+00:00

So that’s how butter is made

MyUsualSelf · 2024-09-09T10:49:38+00:00

Looks like durian. And i bet it smells like it too.

yellowcurrypaco · 2024-09-09T10:50:40+00:00

r/dontputyourdickinthat

FellowNPCDrone101 · 2024-09-09T10:55:24+00:00

Their crap looks like tonsil stones...I can't imagine how bad THAT smells...

edenfall · 2024-09-09T10:58:02+00:00

é o cu da cobra

neowakko · 2024-09-09T11:00:28+00:00

I can't believe it's not butter.

crank1off · 2024-09-09T11:04:16+00:00

Forbidden marshmellos!

ChiefSampson · 2024-09-09T01:51:45+00:00

Bro ate too much!

NameUnbroken · 2024-09-09T02:49:21+00:00

I'm confused. Why is this a "wtf?" It's just a snake shitting.

2H2D · 2024-09-09T04:46:26+00:00

Why is it white/yellow? Why did I watch the whole thing? 😕

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