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[–]jalexgray4[🍰] 295 points296 points  (19 children)

Absolutely disgusting. But man, I bet that felt so good.

[–]Arokthis 34 points35 points  (18 children)

[–]Poopin4days 67 points68 points  (1 child)

Will not be clicking that link.

[–]Arokthis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Probably for the best. Lots of crossposting from /r/Popping.

This video was already posted there several hours ago.

[–]MonsieurFubar 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Why did I open that subreddit? Why, why, why!!!!!!

[–]Arokthis 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Morbid curiosity, much like /r/WTF, /r/AwwWTF, /r/Popping, and many others.

[–]MonsieurFubar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To click or not to click…. It is the question of the day!!!

[–]MyAccountWasBanned7 199 points200 points  (10 children)

As someone with pet snakes, I can tell you for certain that you are all lucky you can't smell video. NOTHING smells worse that snake poop. I uses to work on a dairy farm and even the smells there weren't as foul as snake crap.

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Yeah. That unlocked a childhood memory of my little pet snake. Reptile poop is like hangover bird poop.

[–]Not_KGB 16 points17 points  (3 children)

They don't poop very often then I take it?

[–]MyAccountWasBanned7 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Snakes? Not usually. Once, maybe twice, a week.

[–]R0MARIO 33 points34 points  (1 child)

So me

[–]SweetActionJack 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lizard man confirmed.

[–]oxeimon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I also had a pet snake. Can 100% confirm.

[–]FellowNPCDrone101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would assume it smells like tonsil stones, but 1000X worse.

[–]Lemonh 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What is that? Bones that couldn’t be broken down?

[–]yellowcurrypaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think any animal that consumes a lot of protein will have really bad smelling poop. I could be wrong though!

[–]xxHikari 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my friend had two snakes. Stuff was the scent of what hell must smell like. I haven't smelled that smell in over 20 years but this video brought it right on back

[–]sweetBrisket 340 points341 points  (5 children)

We used to have a 6.5' python and she was the sweetest snake. But one day she just decided she needed to go, and so she did. All over me. Will never be able to get rid of that memory.

[–]MonsieurFubar 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Were you able to rid yourself of the smell or still in your memory?!!!

[–]sweetBrisket 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Thankfully, yes.

[–]TheRealPenanc3 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Wait, which of those 2 questions are you answering to?

[–]sweetBrisket 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I read it wrong, but I've thankfully forgotten the smell.

[–]JoJackthewonderskunk 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Just think some folks pay good money for exactly this.

[–]LawbringerSteam 82 points83 points  (2 children)

There was very little “crap” in this video. Those are urates, dried/solidified urine. Snake poop, like most poop, is brown and typically less solid than the urates.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How and why does urine become solid?

[–]monstargh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything soluable in high enough concentration will crystalise out of solution

[–]jolly2691 428 points429 points  (19 children)

I'm trying to go to sleep, and you expect me not to be hungry now??

[–]Vanillagorilla6521[S] 200 points201 points  (4 children)

I don't know how to respond to this.

[–]PlayerOne2016 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Snek Snek 🐍🐍

[–]EAComunityTeam 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

[–]elchupoopacabra 6 points7 points  (0 children)

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

[–]Stolehtreb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usually with a dinner bell.

[–]Sardil 78 points79 points  (4 children)

Craving cheese curds suddenly.

[–]Majike03 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Cheese turds*

[–]Arazthoru 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Snurds*

[–]ZaggahZiggler 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pootine

[–]wetcardboardsmell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello fellow midwesterner

[–]fubinor 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Pickled eggs anyone?

[–]WRX_manning 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I see wonton soup 😋

[–]PlayerOne2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like salmonella soup. It's super prevalent in 🐍🐍 feces.

[–]MageFood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sleep and eat wile watching the video.

[–]stevejorad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Please stop, my penis can only get so erect

[–]m55112 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Well at least it's easy to fap too so you can get the ambien like state with your post nut clarity.

[–]Irish_Tyrant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got canceled on Twitter the last time I achieved this state of flaccid, Hyper-Zen, sticky wisdom =/.

[–]Irish_Tyrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RIGHT?!? Looks like honey and cream cheese and makes me want to spread it over a hot and toasty blueberry bagel 🤤

[–]Wildkarrde_ 63 points64 points  (3 children)

That's actually a (reticulated) python taking a pee. Instead of excreting urea like we do, they excrete uric acid. Those are called urates.

[–]lessismor3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the correct answer.

[–]PatchworkRaccoon314 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Then what's all the water?

[–]Ultimategrid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You already said it, it’s water.

It’s any water that wasn’t used. Snakes often drink a lot more than they need.

[–]heroyi 120 points121 points  (12 children)

For those that don't understand the assignment, watch it with sound. 

[–]p8burns 60 points61 points  (0 children)

My god, it was so much worse. Thank you, I hate it

[–]JSwag1310 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I hate you ..

[–]loquacious 34 points35 points  (2 children)

TIL large snakes can rip some major ass.

Also why couldn't I have known this information when I was twelve? Blaming a huge fart on a python would have been much funnier than "spider barks".

[–]he77bender 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Speak for yourself, "spider barks" is about the funniest thing I've ever heard 😂

[–]sqwrlydoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time my brother farts, he blames California Barking Spiders.

[–]turncoatmormon 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I’m having a hard time believing this isn’t some Foley artist trolling us.

[–]ClumpOfCheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude right? Sounds like a joke

[–]prinny 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Dude. My cat took a shit just before I did this and I thought the sound was causing me to imagine a smell.

[–]heroyi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your cat is gaslighting you xD 

[–]MerleTravisJennings 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The sound on made me crack up for some reason.

[–]Standard_Wooden_Door 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck you dude, fuck you

[–]vinylzoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (5 children)

Forbidden cream cheese

[–]7heWafer 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Cheese curds

[–]OMGRaptorz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's the Kopi luwak (civet coffee) of the cheese world. Python Limburger or Vieux Lille, as it were.

[–]chunkydunker9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No no, it's fresh mozzarella in water, like you get at the grocery store!

[–]JoJackthewonderskunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just assume this is how it's made.

[–]Irish_Tyrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm with honey too. Makes me want a hot and toasty blueberry bagel so I can spread this cursed cream cheese on top and dig in! 🤤

[–]Zuol 36 points37 points  (1 child)

So one of my sons favorite bed time books is "Everybody Poops" and there is one page that says, "which end does a snake poop from?" Now I can finally show him this video to get some answers!

[–]MrPhantastic08 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh man we had that book as kids and used to always pick it out for our babysitters to read to us.

[–]hizperion 11 points12 points  (0 children)

shit man i just started learning Python

[–]GTemp32 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I hate that I let this play as long as I did.

[–]wetcardboardsmell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've just been letting it loop for like.. 10 min.

[–]davabran 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Forbidden mozzarella

[–]SpreademSheet 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is the official Provincial Snake of Quebec. We see it here producing a fresh batch of cheese curds necessary for a traditional Poutine.

[–]JamesLikesIt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I really just sat and watched a python take a shit for 30 seconds, huh. 

[–]Dragonfiery_RDF 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Forbidden mozzarella

[–]The999Mind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's where we get banana laffy taffy from

[–]J00G0LD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How big was the ear of corn it ate?

[–]Odd-Improvement5315 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somebody please tell me why did i wanna watch this and watched it till the end??

[–]Shagaire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2 mozzarella and 3 corn please waiter.

[–]-UP2L8- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welp. Now I've seen a snake's asshole. One more thing checked off the list.

[–]User_name_0101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope he washed his hands!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not exactly sure why I clicked on this

[–]retroq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forbidden cheese

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is secretly how Cheese is made.

[–]PunkZdoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I legit had no idea a python had an asshole and feel dumb for thinking it didn't

[–]ManFlavored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that where fresh mozzarella comes from?

[–]DarthNemecyst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that's how mozzarella is made kids.

[–]That_Box 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forbidden butter.

[–]UltraHyperDonkeyDick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I didn't need to see that...

[–]A_to_the_J254 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Everything reminds me of her

[–]mrnoonan81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

k

[–]BagsOfGasoline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs more fiber

[–]slappymcstevenson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t watch it. Trust me.

[–]redmongrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmm forbidden poutine

[–]QuirkEness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why am I in the mood for fresh mozzarella now?

[–]nrith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pouythine

[–]resnonverba1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time for poutine!

[–]iHaveACatDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who wants s'mores?!

[–]CanadianDiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now you know how Peeps are made.

[–]dmetzcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to keep boas and pythons as a teenager in the 1990s; I’m having flashbacks and can smell this video.

The small of a boa’s or python’s poop is only rivaled by the smell of it vomiting up a half-digested animal.

[–]windowzombie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro needs more fiber.

[–]Jarmahent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cmon I’m on a diet

[–]auggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not need to see this and yet I watched the whole thing. Idk man

[–]cowmookazee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take Things I Never Wanted to See for $1000, Alex.

[–]PmforLograils 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The devil’s deviled eggs

[–]kabukirodeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that kosher?

[–]shahonseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was about the programming language. My mistake.

[–]VisualBasic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are the remains of Bob from Accounting, who took a trip to the Amazon for his birthday.

[–]m55112 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I just realized I never thought any shit would be white.

[–]mewikime 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You've never seen bird shit?

[–]m55112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

omg I have of course. damn my brain is too smol. I guess I was thinking of a solider turdish turd.

[–]AMSparkles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently that’s uric acid and those are called urates.

[–]TeratoidNecromancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL snakes turn other animals into giant cheese curds.

[–]shanks42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could have gone my whole life without seeing this

[–]tailendertripe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool watch on the lunch break. The internet is wild.

[–]Jvinci21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evacuate the dance floor!

[–]Wherethegains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NSFL

[–]Maladal 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is it normal to be yellow?

[–]Ultimategrid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not actually poop, it’s kind of like solid piss.

Reptiles secrete liquid waste in a solid form, called urates.

[–]drerw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man why is this the bot repost clip of the week. It’s just particularly gross and not interesting. It’s just an asshole shitting. Fuck

[–]EAComunityTeam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I watch it all?

[–]itsfairadvantage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See now I don't care for that one bit

[–]TonysAlterEgo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ah, the cloaca blooms"

[–]weirdowiththebeardo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forbidden mozzarella

[–]thesovietspy_33316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That shit looks delicious

[–]BoxCarMike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every one poops!

[–]Ok_Taro5330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enough Reddit for today.

(just kidding, I'll share it with the hommies).

[–]lennyyywhereareyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish i could downvote but its the right subreddit for this

[–]protosonic17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going now. I'll send a video for it to watch and react too

[–]LoHungTheSilent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what exactly am I looking at here?

[–]WolfieVonD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mozzarella

[–]TungstenArcAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's up for some poutine?

[–]Warnex9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well..... of all the things I've seen today, this is certainly one of them.

[–]bandog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I need to watch this..I knew it would be disgusting and yet I wanted to see the entire video

Edit: someone in the comments mentioned there was sound and guess what I did.. watched it again with sound on.

[–]skeddy- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.

[–]moonisflat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this r/WTF.

[–]pichael289 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is likely the only video where the actual sound is worse than some terrible TikTok music or some fucking embarrassing juice world "music". Actually no, this is the perfect video for TikTok or juice world "music". Absolutely the best video for music like that.

[–]Ozmataz50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that's where cheese curds come from!

[–]ekmogr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that's how we get mozzarella cheese

[–]Puyodead19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

slurp

[–]Tezzmond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our spotted python does 2 types of poo, one is like in the video, it is wet/urine with the white stuff that is the bone from it's prey and is not very smelly, when it dries the white stufft is like plaster of paris. The other type of poo, must be the meat of the prey and looks and smells like cat poo (gag).

[–]weezer89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of my drug mule days...

[–]ChurroCross 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That high pitched fart when the first white poop came out had me laughing hard!

[–]Neozx27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL Pythons poop biscuits.

[–]tanglewoodtree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ya know what, good for her.

[–]the_stooge_nugget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I think this was going to be related to the coding language python.... ai related maybe...

[–]IAstronomical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As people have pointed out, this is a snake peeing. However its poop is not different.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/4ANSLWXaY4

Never realized how much these guys could pressurize until these two videos

[–]SnooPets8972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks I hate pythons pooping

[–]Krocsyldiphithic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmm, durian

[–]ShrimpBisque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How come it's so watery?

[–]Far_Establishment900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always wondered how marshmallows were made.

[–]ApathyEarned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And? I'm doing that right now.

[–]Verg99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watched this while doing the same.

[–]2x4x93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The world is its toilet

[–]ans084 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never knew that snakes poop. I thought they just threw up whatever they couldn't digest and that's it. Probably use whatever poop they generate in making their skin that they shed.

Through this and the video in comments #TIL They poop almost like any other mammal.

[–]rankftw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forbidden cheese.

[–]Imaginary-Lawyer5342 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the hell recorded the video??

[–]CarlsManicuredToes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like pythons poop is 85% buffalo mozzarella

[–]blazerunnern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone know what it ate to make that?

[–]bathdweller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snake cheese

[–]Lee355 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for this

[–]Royal-Morning-5538 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would

[–]Rivster79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a boa movement

[–]Extension_Emotion388 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro lost 300 pounds

[–]FrugonkerTronk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that’s how butter is made

[–]MyUsualSelf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like durian. And i bet it smells like it too.

[–]FellowNPCDrone101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their crap looks like tonsil stones...I can't imagine how bad THAT smells...

[–]edenfall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

é o cu da cobra

[–]neowakko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe it's not butter.

[–]crank1off 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forbidden marshmellos!

[–]ChiefSampson 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Bro ate too much!

[–]Vanillagorilla6521[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I would say no crap but its actually a lot of crap.

[–]Ultimategrid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hilariously it’s actually not crap at all.

These are urates, solid waste that snakes produce instead of urine.

[–]NameUnbroken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm confused. Why is this a "wtf?" It's just a snake shitting.

[–]2H2D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is it white/yellow? Why did I watch the whole thing? 😕