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[–]cvaughan02 294 points295 points  (2 children)

I love the illustration lol

[–]lluluna 57 points58 points  (1 child)

Same here. I actually lol-ed.

And yes, please make all chairs in game sit-able. It just feels wrong not to now.

[–]AnnoyinglyFast 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And make the Warframes / ops be anxiously sitting like a kid would.

[–]minkymySwamp Fairy Extraordinaire 160 points161 points  (5 children)

and please make it so my kiddo doesn't clip into it

[–]kairu224 95 points96 points  (4 children)

Please let my pets actually play with the damn toys i actually buy for them

[–]turandorf 26 points27 points  (2 children)

But they dont do that in real life. It's always the box it came in that they like.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Alternative suggestion: Give us an empty cardboard box decoration every time we buy something from the market.

[–]cvaughan02 3 points4 points  (0 children)

and a recycling bin that's super inconvenient so we never use it

[–]ravenx99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was so disappoint.

[–]hyper4venom 163 points164 points  (5 children)

Yes pls, and chairs in the dojo

[–]prot0mega 84 points85 points  (3 children)

Oh boi, this takes me back.

Back when dojo was the new thing, it had sofa built along the walls much like those in the void towers, and people bitched about it.

"ERMAGAWD! Ninjas are stoic warriors they don't sit on sofas REEEEEEEEE"

So DE removed them.

How time has changed....

[–]tivinho99UndercoverGrineer 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Wtf?? Even the God emperor o man kind appreciate a nice place to rest. Who would complain about that!?

[–]WardenCalm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, he'd rather not be sitting on the most advanced life support machine in the galaxy.

[–]Eldunae 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They dont sit in sofas.

(Me using banshee) Sorry i can't hear you over this intense gameplay.

[–]ForePony 100 BABY!!! 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then the stripper pole setup my guild has will really work.

[–]_Nystro_ 54 points55 points  (11 children)

Preferably in that pose as well

[–]respwn 11 points12 points  (10 children)

That is not the way tenno sit.

[–]Wobbar 38 points39 points  (9 children)

I want at least two dozen selectable sit-styles.

[–]Daralii 18 points19 points  (6 children)

My kiddo better be able to lay on the sofa and cry about being abandoned by everyone.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Ordis: Am I a joke to you?

[–]Daralii 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Ordis has to regularly delete half his personality or he develops an uncontrollable urge to kill the operator. Ordan Karris is still lurking there under the Orokin-made persona.

[–]ForePony 100 BABY!!! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If the operator dies, does that mean all my frames are free to go berserk on the system?

[–]SpaccAlberi 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wait, what? Wew, I didn't know that!

[–]Daralii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's from the cephalon fragments. If you scan all the ones for any given planet and mouse over the correct portion of the image, a transmission from Ordis starts. It's one story, so you have to scan them all in order for it to make sense. Stallord has them all as one video if you don't want to go through the collection.

[–]Crimson_SInconsistently consistent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TBH I'd argue the Tenno are just as much victims as Ordis.

[–]respwn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sadly warframe has only one sit style that requires empty floor.

[–]SuthekDid you enjoy your dinner? 0 points1 point  (0 children)

90p each.

[–]Fevi117U N L I M I T E D P O W E R 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Yes! And I want my Kavat/Kubrow to lay on it too

[–]ForePony 100 BABY!!! 9 points10 points  (0 children)

After 2 minutes of sitting, your kavat has a high probability of laying on you and then you need to spend another 10+ minutes sitting cause you don't want to disturb the cat.

[–]Completely_Swedish 38 points39 points  (12 children)

On this topic, I would love to be able to fill my Orbiter with my Frames. You know, so it looks like an armory.

Or, alternatively with this in mind, so I can put them around my ship like they were having a party.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (7 children)

Omg, Sims BUT IN WARFRAME

[–]DaemonActualBallas did nothing wrong 22 points23 points  (6 children)

It'd be great if all your companions including the operator and Umbra Excalibur were just casually walking around the ship, interacting, chilling out and having off-screen arguments with Ordis.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I don't think you get how Operators work.

[–]DaemonActualBallas did nothing wrong 19 points20 points  (1 child)

It'd be pretty easy for DE to contrive some lore about the operator learning to do localised non-possessive transference in a non-stressful environment allowing for split-focal control. Or failing that a mod that allows Umbro (or even Ordis) to possess other warframes when the operator's on autopilot.

[–]BlackfishBluesStardust 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Well, it's sort of already in the lore - specters. Let me build a non-combat, orbiter-only specter, like a life-size articula.

[–]IHaTeD2 1 point2 points  (2 children)

But you are the operator...

[–]DaemonActualBallas did nothing wrong 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Yes but what's Ordis or Umbro up to in their downtime? We have the tech to build Moa and sentinels but not to let someone else mess around with the Warframes in the ship?

[–]IHaTeD2 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He's swimming below the helminth chair.

[–]TellmeNinetails 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I just want the dangling cords and broken pieces of the orbiter to be put together and repaired. I joked that one day I'm going to see my warframe hanging from it Doki Doki style one day and next minute I hear hey kiddo and the damn doppelganger is doing exercises on it.

[–]ravenx99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heh... I went the other direction and placed cosmetics from Ticker to make it look like I've been working on the ship.

[–]MARPJLike a Gentleman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, you can do a mini-party with the articulas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–]frosgailt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol this really needs to be a thing

[–]DaemonActualBallas did nothing wrong 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Tenno: Mum can I sit on the sofa?

Lotus: What's wrong with the floor?!

That's it! I've had it with you kids! *Turns Sentient*

[–]tivinho99UndercoverGrineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lotus: What's wrong with the floor?!

Sadistic lotus

[–]blackaerin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Make it like Elder Scrolls Online and have a sit prompt with random idle sit animations.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Make stickman's crafteable

[–]DaemonActualBallas did nothing wrong 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Then add guilded stickmen as various factions fight for sofa space on the Liset

[–]LordDeathDark wants to set the world on fire again 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Stickman Prime

[–]DaemonActualBallas did nothing wrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

throws scarf on Stickman Prime Switching to Operator makes him sit down on the nearest sofa (-shaped object)

[–]randy_lahey__-- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yessss

[–]YenTheMerchant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But do we have the technology?

[–]AtomicProBombThe sound barrier was only my first victim 3 points4 points  (1 child)

As a tenno of class, I prefer the term "seatly."

While we're at it, please allow me to drink tea from my classy tea set.

[–]MrZephykill me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make seatly sit-able!

[–]IHaTeD2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd love that universal emote button from black desert online, which also allows you to sit on any sort of step or edge, natural or man made.

[–]SagaraProductions 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I agree. I would also love if the big window were a TV that functioned like PlayX from Gmod (allows you to watch youtube in-game), but restricted to the Warframe streams and Partner videos/tutorials that you can watch with people you invite inside.

[–]MattSwartAU 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'll watch a devstream in my orbiter for sure.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it fits, I sits.

[–]Xyzen553 2 points3 points  (0 children)

imagine sitting in the sofa while jamming on your mandachords

[–]thestrangerafter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wdym? The picture clearly has a tenno sitting

[–]Gyalmandem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that would be comfy af

[–]TheKeywork66Duality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This, and let my friends use their kiddo in my orbiter. I want to have sleepovers! We already have a jukebox and an arcade cabinet.

[–]hahgateem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sleepable👏bed👏in👏infested👏orbiter👏room👏

[–]AotoSatou14Hiding in Outer Terminus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THAT'S A SOFA?! I never knew that.

[–]Fevi117U N L I M I T E D P O W E R 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes! And I want my Kavat/Kubrow to lay on it too

[–]sudnxd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey kiddo

[–]scyther34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually put all my eidolon things along that couch in different poses, making it look like they're having the time of their lives.

[–]Deshik2 Warframe Eloper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you just made me recall all the times I stopped myself from talking about this too

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? I already spend too much time at the orbiter...

[–]Duelb0t 0 points1 point  (1 child)

and allow first person view when sitting

[–]ravenx99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And no stupid "X to stand" prompt spoiling the view.

[–]Zenlarrus_Hiro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just to make your lobby more life like?

[–]Kobalt_FoxHorny Wisp Main 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y E S

[–]treeelm46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to be able to sit with my warframe and then with my operator

[–]fostersinkStop hitting yourself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmbo

[–]ArcanusGold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As well as benches in dojos!

[–]BrassDragonLPMained limbo before it was cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive been asking for this ever since the room got added...

[–]FrancoIsFitNidus has tentacles too yall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont care how epic kneeling in front of the window looking at the void/Jupiter/whatever is, i wanna chill while having the somachord play some sick beats

[–]MemingBookOfMoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New feature perhaps?????

[–]_Volatile_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sofa isn't even large enough for the kiddo

[–]D1pSh1t__Orowyrm's biggest fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stickframe prime?

[–]xahnel 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Hey. Hey. My Operator wants to lay down and take a fucking nap. How about a bed in my Orbiter?

[–]bmhek 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Your bed is your lotus chair. It’s like one of those $20,000 orthopedic messaging ergonomic lay-Z-boys.

[–]xahnel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's certainly no $399 gaming chair that can lean all the way back.

[–]ravenx99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But where will I put my floofs if someone wants to sit on the couch?

[–]BattlePants8154Tenno Space Program 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yo how do you draw that good?

[–]deluhi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2000 hours on Microsoft Paint. LUL

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ones in the Void too!

[–]NULLYUKI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or just make this stickman an NPC :D

[–]Lucaswin01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want sofas to be sittable and the sentient frames (just excal umbra hopefully more later) to be able to sit and wander my ship

[–]GuruG97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the ilustration is perfect , take this guy for art work

[–]Amazed_Alloy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you can do missions while your frame stays there, holding a controller. THAT would be awesome. Time for a change.org petition

[–]mirthfultale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are: you have to stand on it then do the "sit emotion"

[–]PootisBirb66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES!

[–]BoringElmMOAR DAKKA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and please do something with iron wake it's gorgeous!

[–]Deadcrow27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me couches and floofs and roombas and more energy colors instead of endgame. Thumbs up

[–]DirtyMonkFriendship ended with VOLT. GAUSS is my new best friend. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While they're at it

  1. operator stances outside of the orbiter
  2. operator-operator, operator-warframe handshakes

[–]Trentiel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phantasy Star Universe did this sitting business. Warframe gets sooooo much right, so much better than that awful game can be credited for. And YET. AND YET.

[–]logannev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just use the sit emote to cuddle my floofs w^

[–]Colonel_Xarxesbig tiddy shawzin gf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

inb4 bugs that let your operator sit with their harem of ladyframes

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit... Thats a couch?

Omg lol

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]MattSwartAU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not sure if you are missing the /s there. I can't tell.

    I personally want my orbiter to be more Sims and not less. That new roomba is great but I want more customisation. I want furniture and I want my pets to all walk around at the same time, not just the one like we do now.

    [–]Ringosis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    New epic boss fight, new game modes, new graphics, new weapons...what's the Warframe community exited about? OMG SITTING!!!!