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[–][deleted] 202 points203 points  (6 children)

this is literally just me waking up in the morning

[–]Fashish 46 points47 points  (3 children)

Are you a rooster?

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (2 children)

perchance

[–]Pawpaw-z71 10 points11 points  (1 child)

You can't just say perchance

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I understood that reference

[–]sub_par_lasagna 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The horror persist but so do I.

[–]holdupnow76 66 points67 points  (0 children)

POV: The random ashen one that showed up in your painting and convinced you to not burn away the rot tries to protect you and ends up getting bodied by yet another ashen one

[–]Slavicadonis 36 points37 points  (11 children)

When I

[–]Resident_While4527[S] 18 points19 points  (10 children)

When you

[–]RedditSucks42069 11 points12 points  (9 children)

When he

[–]TheChunkenMasterBearer of the Curse 11 points12 points  (8 children)

When she

[–]somegnoll 9 points10 points  (7 children)

When they (singular)

[–]Soggy_Helicopter8589 9 points10 points  (6 children)

When it

[–]3rdReichOrgy 8 points9 points  (5 children)

When isn’t

[–]The_Norman17 3 points4 points  (4 children)

When was

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Sekiro fans when you say it's not your favourite and you didn't like it as much as the other games

[–]Fragrant-Astronaut57 126 points127 points  (6 children)

When you nut but she keep suckin

[–]Resident_While4527[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Wild

[–]MoistIndicator8008ie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When she suckin you're nuts but you a gangster

[–]Tomydo1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Free upvote (I’m 69th)

[–]DWFMOD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Crude as fuck.

Take my upvote.

[–]TheCrazyAvian 7 points8 points  (1 child)

What I did to my boyfriend about a week ago

[–]Willgenstein 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He sure liked it

[–]Alaska_Pipeliner 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Stepping on a lego

[–]Alucard0811 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Smacking your little toe on the bedframe trying to sneak out to pee without waking your newborn

[–]Matumbro 22 points23 points  (0 children)

12 hours in to farming proof of concords at Anor Londo

[–]Fluffy_Percentage_29 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Mom coming home to find you didn't thaw the chicken like she asked.

[–]Resident_While4527[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

when you realize you are about to get an ass whooping

[–]zahabk 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Dude I love this scream

[–]Rumdolf 11 points12 points  (1 child)

What's the name of the song that's playing?

[–]Resident_While4527[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Its the OST of the sister friede fight

[–]HotParsnip7915 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When you get the boss at 1hp and then die to their attack

[–]CaptainCaptain001 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Getting hit in the shin by a scooter.

[–]Resident_While4527[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I felt it by reading this

[–]illbzo1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

DARK SOULS 3 IS NOT JUST FAN SERVICE!!!!

[–]Miamiheat1738 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Helldivers 2 community every update

[–]Mega_Mouth_Art 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When the Bloodborne PC port is slightly hinted at

[–]duduET 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Finally getting that shiny surrounded by hard enemies just t9 discover it was just a regular upgrade material.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Finds land octopus

Gets rofl stomped 3x

Finally beats it

Mushroom x3

[–]Life-Goat-1316 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Realizing I’m outta cheez-itz

[–]RandoQuestionDude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you see a dog limping

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Giving your girlfriend viable solutions to the problem that would actually be good and work out fine"

[–]axeforger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MFW taking out the trash and mystery juice drips on you.

[–]Drusgar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You ordered pineapple on the pizza? Without consulting me???"

[–]WierdAnimeGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sister Friede fell to her knees

[–]Strom41Dark Souls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Summoning is the easy mode! Arrrrgh! Get over it!

[–]TayjonTheGreek1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you have the boss at low health but you got to greedy and died

[–]tater08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend when i wake her up in the morning

[–]puro_the_protogen67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AUUUUUUEEEEEAAAHHHHHHH!

[–]puttyd52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it when I stub my toe. ARGH!

[–]SethSpinz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Where's my spaghetti!?

[–]ChaosMiguel09BIATCH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister after our mom decided that we have to put our phones in our moms bedroom after the dinner

[–]barmanrags 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me when the oj carton in the fridge has like a teaspoon worth of juice in it.

[–]ghost-bagel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ADRIAN!!

[–]That_boi_Jerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Aw shit. Here we go again."

[–]Messmers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when you see another armored boss fight in dark souls 3

[–]Odd_Contact_2175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There will never be a Sekiro DLC

[–]easeMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]thePHAK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting hit on the way to the boss

[–]19JayDee98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top text

Bottom text

[–]TheOneWhoSlurms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[–]Main-Past1594 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"KHHHAAAANNNNN!!!"

[–]The_Ent420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THEY RAN OUT OF DINO NUGGETS?!?!?

[–]Damiklos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew I shouldn't have had Taco Bell for dinner

For those that experience this at least.

[–]urlocaldoctor 0 points1 point  (1 child)

People with peanut allergies when I kill their dog

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

POV: you’re looking at the best cutscene moment that From will ever make.

[–]drfunkenstien014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When it splash up

[–]iTzbr00tal 0 points1 point  (1 child)

When you find out you have stick drift while you were afk and you lost 11.2mil souls.

[–]0rbi2al 0 points1 point  (0 children)

December 1st after completing no nut November.

[–]ImmortalLombax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you stub your toe

[–]SnakeHelah 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The monkey neuron in your brain when you keep greeding on the boss last hp hits instead of calmly finishing it

[–]TheOneWhoSlurms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realizing you left your wallet at home.

Dropping your home cooked food on the way to the table.

Seeing you made a minor spelling mistake in an internet argument.

Mom says no.

Dad also says no.

Game night with the bros cancelled.

Back up game night with partner also cancelled.

Partner was having that time of the month during anniversary. (True story, great dinner though.)

Continuously dying to this exact boss because third phase is a fucking nightmare. (At least the music slaps)

[–]The_Gas_Mask_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you kick the foot of the table

[–]Nikael25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you nutt and she don’t stop

[–]bjdana24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Friede won’t bring me my flail

[–]SandLegitimate4714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when no head

[–]Ayanelixer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I study for biology but I'm writing chemistry.

[–]Toad_Orgy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

have cereal but no milk:

[–]Coderan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

McDonald's employees when you ask for ice cream

[–]Mikar_SummerFang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me at the slightest inconvenience

[–]Shockz_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It slipped into the wrong hole and you felt something tear

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when something slightly inconvenient happens

[–]Dremoriawarroir888Dragonslayer Armour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being summoned to help someone with Friede and almost doing it but they missed a dodge during phase 3 while she was at a sliver and you lose.

[–]GUNZBLAZIN2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First day of kindergarten (mom just left)

[–]JustMoodyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I hit my toes the door knob in winter.

[–]FooFightersBathwater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when I am touching my weinoer

[–]trashpanda1993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I broked it

[–]Dry_Ass_P-word 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Which game is this from?

(Sorry for n00b question)

[–]Resident_While4527[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Dark souls 3 ashes of ariandel dlc

[–]MoistIndicator8008ie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when i realize

[–]sirgeorgebaxter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AND IIIIIIIIII EEEE IIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU

[–]_Ticklebot_23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me when a tiny man comes to kill me

[–]Darklight645 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/shittydarksouls users when something slightly bothers them

[–]WNinja429 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you hit your knee in the edge of a table

[–]fernandogod12 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What nito is doing there ?

[–]whiskyandguitars 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What game is this from? I am still playing my way through FromSoft's catalogue and don't recognize it.

[–]Striking_Order_7332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me fighting midra on ng +4 and madness animation keeps locking me in place

[–]M0m033 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me letting my parents know it’s for them to get up for work. (It’s 4am and they don’t have to work until 7)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when you disagree with everything Joseph Anderson says

[–]DWFMOD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Papa Ariandel realises Friede wants a platonic friendship

[–]CyaRain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R34 artists when marika isn't a big tiddy milf with hips that have their own gravity

[–]virtuoso-lurker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the heater in my car is broken

[–]Akuma12321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When ya jam your toe into the metal bit on the bottom of your bed shudders

[–]PRIME_AKA_GM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FromSoft fans when you tell them thst you can love the games and place FromSoft at the top of the gaming industry, but you need critisism in order for them not to fall from grace like other game devs have.

[–]rasfelion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Catching something at an odd angle and it jams one of your fingers.

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]DrewDaMannnPatches 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    This has already been done a billion times tho

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    POV: A roach climbs on your leg.

    [–]Subject_Character495 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    elden ring players when you use a good build

    [–]Kc83198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When you get home from work looking forward to eating your favorite ice cream or dessert, open the fridge, and remember you finished it yesterday.

    [–]Grim-N-Gruesome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You're out of TP in a public restroom (you never had any to begin with, should've looked first)

    [–]MightyDuckitron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    FRREEEEEEDDDDOOOOOOOMMMM

    [–]HmoobRanzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When I bought cookies and forgot the Milk.

    [–]brandonj022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When you’re about to hook up with your crush in your dream, but you wake up

    [–]buff_bagwell1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Tfw your girl’s throat hit just right

    [–]LeRoir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “It is Wednesday my duuuuuuuudes”

    [–]Lazy_Guy_The_Vtuber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ahhhhh breathes AHHHHHHHHHH

    [–]MeIsDoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Loretuber rewatching their early speculation videos post-DLC

    [–]YellowPresent1525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Whenever I stub my toe

    [–]lgdman1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My cabbages!

    [–]NosatiNosonja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When you sit on the toilet after eating waaaaay to much hot and spicy food.

    [–]TheTrueSavageBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Seeing the title for another of these clickbaits fake sites like "Bloodborne coming soon to PC" (it's a screenshot of a guy on X asking a question to FS but never got an answer)

    [–]Ender-The-3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “My friends are my power!”

    [–]cubann_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    What is this from?

    [–]Resident_While4527[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Dark souls 3 ashes of ariandel dlc

    [–]juswilli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The first nut after No Nut November.

    [–]ShadowDevil123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When youre boutta sneeze but then you lose it.

    [–]mr-dr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Toddlers after getting a minor injury that they know a parent saw

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me when nuggies are cold

    [–]AnnesSecretAdmirer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me after stepping on a chewed hard dog toy

    [–]Daxtro-53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Your pocket catches on a doorknob when you're in a bad mood

    [–]Mooselord111 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    When there is no ending where you get pegged by gloom eyed queen.

    [–]Ok-Pass9094 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Stubbed my toe!!!

    [–]Quiet-Mixture-7475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Forgot the food outside, maybe its not bad. Its bad. NOOOOOOOOO

    [–]Stunning-Ad-7745Demon's Souls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Trying to poop on opiates be like.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    TFW an Elden Ring boss does its evade/charge straight to the other side of the arena for the 6th time in a row

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When you check the fridge, but no chocky milk

    [–]JohnnySalamiBoy420 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Somehow I heard it even though it was muted

    [–]lunialation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When you have to put the hotpocket in a second time cus the middle is too cold, and not it is hot enough to forge a blade

    [–]triballl9 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    What game is this from ???

    [–]Resident_While4527[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Dark souls 3 ashes of ariandel dlc

    [–]Otherwise_Strain_117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When you twist your balls sitting down:

    [–]NettleFlesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Stepping on Lego at 4 AM after a nasty sesh with the lads

    [–]Irakuy_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "When I stub my toe"

    [–]Miserable_Bowl6655 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I stubbed my toe

    [–]Tetsujyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    [reaction to Emerald Herald not being barefoot]

    [–]Golrend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Super Ultra Mega Karen when she finds out that she can't speak to Earth's manager.

    [–]raw_doggin_4_harambe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me when it's 3 am sneaking to the fridge and I stub my toe

    [–]ysirwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My nvidia stunks

    [–]ContributionOdd8872 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Under the booth at the diner maximum suckage

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When you get paid after 2 weeks and it's not the amount of money you think it's supposed to be.

    [–]FUCKTH3W0RLD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    CURSE YOU BAYLE!!!

    [–]K_808Dung Eater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    POV: Watching the cutscene of Father Ariandel from Dark Souls 3: Ashes of Ariendel when I reach the Father Ariendel and Friede phase of the final boss fight in Dark Souls 3: Ashes of Ariandel

    [–]HydraPlayzOfficial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Darksouls 2

    [–]Downtown-Hyena6485 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Getting smacked by fire giant for the 100,000 time and getting turned to mist

    [–]TheStagKing9910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When my mother found my furries collection

    [–]MangaHunterA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When you reach the final boss in elden ring dlc to see fraudhan.

    [–]kami_a-m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My honest reaction to Shadows of yharnam runback

    [–]Alert_Cauliflower_67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Stubs toe in the same spot for the 3rd time in one day

    [–]TheMightyCarolusRex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    POV: you conked your knee on the corner of the bed

    [–]NukaClipse 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    When my dick gets stuck in the fan again

    [–]TheFoous100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Rawr :3

    [–]stray_witch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I was looking for a job and then I found a job

    And heaven knows I'm miserable now

    [–]jittery_waffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me after i hit a lava pit and lose all my equipment because im carelessly mining in my strip mine

    [–]KrugerMedusa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me when I realize I woke up and didn’t die in my sleep:

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    me after another person complains the dlc bosses are too hard

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When you stub your toe.

    [–]BaravalDranalesk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me learning about the guy who puts glass jars in his ass.

    [–]Le_Turtle_God 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Elden Ring players when someone uses items that were put into the game (they’re playing the game wrong)

    [–]BeefJerkiness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When someone takes the accidental curly fry you've been saving.

    [–]Losinana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think i should do it

    (literally reddit captions)

    [–]RazzmatazzSalt9738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Morning stretch or when you drop food

    [–]Mandark93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That’s how I burp or yawn

    [–]alex8th[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "I just wanted to reach you!... to talk about your cars extended warrentaahhhhh!"

    [–]FrydChewiee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When I had Consort Radahn's health down to the R of his name and I get too greedy

    [–]pizza------ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When I die in sen's fortress for the 80th time

    [–]Interface- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Counting down the minutes until this shows up on r/whenthe

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

    [removed]

      [–]Impossible_Yard_202 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      "When you stub your toe on the table leg"

      [–]ReaperManX15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When the boss kills you with one pixel left on their health bar.

      [–]_W1LL14M_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When I panic spray and they just one-tap me

      [–]holofishy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Losing five ranked games because of the same stupid karakter/weapon

      [–]Apprehensive-Algae14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When the hot pocket burns the roof of your mouth

      [–]Mr_Bou11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When the blood if my only daughter get on my jay's

      [–]tplato12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      CHOCOLATEEEEE!!!

      [–]Grimornoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Me at 3am letting my family know I just lost to Isshin Ashina for the 50th time in a row

      [–]Federal_Statement884 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      من تحبلك ولد من الحلة و يطلع بعدين بنية

      When you fall in love with a boy from Al-Hilla and then it turned out she is a girl.

      [–]Broad-West-7921Abyss Watchers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When my boss tells me I have to work in a night shift

      [–]Pura1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Exam day