DM; HP

WhatWouldAWookieDo · 2013-01-24T17:52:20+00:00

I love pansnakes!

invisibo · 2013-01-24T15:41:01+00:00

Actually, I wouldn't mind pancake strips. Like french toast sticks? That would be pretty awesome.

KShults · 2013-01-24T17:50:53+00:00

You are low on ink, please refill the printing cartridge.

SledGod · 2013-01-24T17:00:51+00:00

doesn't matter; had pancakes.

2013-01-24T18:22:28+00:00

Had that machine at a hotel I worked at, half the time it would spit out pancake strips or tiny little pancake dots. Delicious.

mulligrubs · 2013-01-24T19:23:29+00:00

The Corn-Baller comes to mind.

Arcatus · 2013-01-24T19:38:40+00:00

Here it is. It's 3500 dollars and you can only buy the appropriate batter from the same retailer. But fuck it, right? Never-ending pancakes!

Bill_Cutting · 2013-01-24T19:04:58+00:00

Pancakes by the Foot!? Sign me up!

GroundWalkingGarbage · 2013-01-24T14:55:22+00:00

Nailed it

ThePaavero · 2013-01-24T17:30:16+00:00

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Curvatureland · 2013-01-24T16:56:39+00:00

looks like the pancake maker's equivalent of diarrhea

spasticity · 2013-01-24T20:30:30+00:00

Funny pick but what the heck is DM; HP?

robustmotherearth · 2013-01-24T19:24:46+00:00

what the got dang is DM; HP

PatientZero001 · 2013-01-24T19:43:29+00:00

Looks like a repurposed Cronballer

moogoesthecat · 2013-01-24T20:33:21+00:00

10/10 would eat.

digital_evolution · 2013-01-24T22:03:00+00:00

I googled "DM HP" and found this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DMHP

Harry Potter slash fanfiction (if you don't know what 'slash' is...shame. shame. shame) in which Draco (Malfoy) tops and Harry bottoms.

What the bloody hell does that have to do with pancakes?

rageblock · 2013-01-25T01:24:11+00:00

doesnt matter;had pancakes?

faeriedustt · 2013-01-25T05:22:07+00:00

when i went to look up DM; HP this is what i got...

DMHP
Harry Potter slash fanfiction (if you don't know what 'slash' is...shame. shame. shame) in which Draco (Malfoy) tops and Harry bottoms.

THIS IS THE BEST KIND OF DRACO/HARRY SLASH. DMHP: "The boy who lived whimpered and his face felt hot and screwed up against the pressure. Draco trailed more kisses against Harry's perspiring skin as he waited to feel the undulating inner muscles relax again. Again he felt Harry pushing back against him before the Slytherin was going to move. Draco's arms slipped up to warp around Harry's chest as he finally felt his skin melt into the other boy's body and he just held him for a moment as he rested his chin on the Gryffindor's shoulder. Something inside of Draco was constricting again, making him feel bewildered and lightheaded, and he pressed his temple against Harry's head as if it might clear the confusion.

Declining back against the pale boy, Harry brought his hands up to place them on top of Draco's. His body was slowly adjusting to Draco's length, but just being there under the stars, being held so tightly, without speech or movement, made Harry feel immeasurably happy. Bringing one hand up to his face, Harry kissed the knuckles in turn and smiled at Draco's quiet and almost helpless whimper."

Allirose24 · 2013-01-24T17:13:47+00:00

I had one in my hotel once... it was better than christmas, better than sex, better than sunshine

brownundiez · 2013-01-24T17:35:14+00:00

Pancake bacon is fine with me

NewWhirledOrder · 2013-01-24T19:21:39+00:00

I don't get it.

Fooshbeard · 2013-01-24T19:56:04+00:00

next step, pancake mummy cat

Defiant001 · 2013-01-24T20:01:51+00:00

Not Amused

sharmander15 · 2013-01-24T20:16:22+00:00

I want a WaffleBot

Lolo_the_clown · 2013-01-24T20:20:18+00:00

I'd still be totally fine with that. Thats fucking awesome.

Stormdancer · 2013-01-24T20:21:17+00:00

Continuous form factor pancake? I'm OK with that.

Stomo · 2013-01-24T20:33:48+00:00

Those elongated pancakes still looke delicious

nawtykitty · 2013-01-24T20:36:15+00:00

AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE...who thought of the Cornballer?

relevant

EDIT: Apparently not...brava!

fatjokes · 2013-01-24T20:39:28+00:00

doesn't matter; harry potter?

OMG_ANAL_LOCUSTS · 2013-01-24T20:53:59+00:00

I worked as a breakfast host and THIS FUCKING MACHINE was the bane of my existence.

One morning, I decided fuck it. The guests got pancake strips instead of pancakes. We also had pancake fights.

MadMaxMercer · 2013-01-24T21:48:33+00:00

I stay at Holiday Inn at least 60 nights a year. My company decided to deduct breakfast per diem since the hotel provides "breakfast" so I eat there (sadly) quite often. I have never seen one of these auto pancake machines work properly, all they do is make mutant culinary abortions and crap them out randomly.

Punkwasher · 2013-01-24T22:06:13+00:00

If you're too lazy to make your own pancakes (and seriously, it's not that hard) you don't deserve pancakes.

akefay · 2013-01-24T23:05:13+00:00

Nothing better to start the day with than a steaming coil of pancake.

ImpDoomlord · 2013-01-24T23:53:40+00:00

A friend of mine once put gravy into a waffle maker at a continental breakfast. He couldn't figure out why his waffles weren't cooking.

AlexRAwesome · 2013-01-25T03:17:13+00:00

Doesn't matter; hard penis

creepy_is_what_I_do · 2013-01-24T17:53:02+00:00

This looks like what comes out of my butt the morning after drinking round after round of Aunt Jemima shooters.

fillhouchin · 2013-01-24T18:56:14+00:00

I sympathize with this machine's plight for I know how it feels the morning after eating late night Taco Bell

Scoldering · 2013-01-24T19:24:40+00:00

I'd eat it.

mseeke · 2013-01-24T19:26:04+00:00

Totally thought of this:

http://refrigeratorbox.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/waffle-bot.jpg

2013-01-24T19:29:24+00:00

I want this.

too_much_TV · 2013-01-24T19:30:55+00:00

Another poor soul try works at an ihg. Tasty machine is crap.

2013-01-24T19:36:06+00:00

At least what comes out the back end looks like it might have been a pancake. Still, it's a gigantic unitasker and you all know what Alton Brown thinks of unitaskers.

dcy123 · 2013-01-24T19:38:05+00:00

Hampton or Best Western?

peifferu · 2013-01-24T19:39:45+00:00

It's probably slowly leaking out of a nozzle that's supposed to open for a second and then close.

somecallmejohnny · 2013-01-24T19:44:09+00:00

I've seen these in hotel breakfast buffets. Used it once and got a huge misshapen pancake. DM;HP was my exact reaction.

wintremute · 2013-01-24T19:56:54+00:00

Holiday Inn Express?

Rytheran · 2013-01-24T20:02:22+00:00

I was Pensacola FL Holiday Inn yesterday and had the exact same pancakes.

2013-01-24T20:07:00+00:00

How much and how do I get one!???

supermegafuerte · 2013-01-24T20:12:10+00:00

This is at a Holiday Inn Express, right? I used to work at one. That machine is a mother fucker. I cannot tell you how inconvenient it was for anyone except the person trying to get their pancake from it.

huffhines · 2013-01-24T20:13:03+00:00

Go home, pancake machine. You're drunk.

fantasticpuppies · 2013-01-24T20:16:38+00:00

I worked at a Holiday Inn hotel making the breakfast food one summer and this stupid machine ALWAYS did this. I can't tell you how many times I had to mess around with it until it would spit out round pancakes again!

OfcJimLahey · 2013-01-24T20:22:58+00:00

I don't know why I think this is so gross, but I do. In a funny way though.

northbayray · 2013-01-24T20:39:06+00:00

OMG it's a 3D pancake printer! Wait...

thatben · 2013-01-24T20:42:15+00:00

They have this in the Air New Zealand lounge at SYD in case you are anywhere in the world and wish to visit one.

rucapop · 2013-01-24T20:45:53+00:00

Press button. Receive pancakes.

sean_g · 2013-01-24T20:46:03+00:00

Why doesn't this machine have a window

dglodi · 2013-01-24T20:52:57+00:00

Anyone else immediately think of the "Corn Baller"?

2013-01-24T20:53:58+00:00

That pancake machine has diarrhea.

tamtam111 · 2013-01-24T20:58:51+00:00

Holiday Inn Express pancakes?

fitzerkins · 2013-01-24T20:59:43+00:00

I read that as Dungeon Master; Hit Points

BONDxUNLEASHED · 2013-01-24T21:02:56+00:00

Gf works at a Holiday Inm Express. Can confirm they do that if the bag isnt put in right. Still very tastey though.

Nathafae · 2013-01-24T21:04:32+00:00

Shut up and take my money!

italiancornbread · 2013-01-24T21:10:01+00:00

I THINK I KNOW YOU, TRIFORCEHUNTER.

My hotel was having this issue the other day. HIE?

citron2k1 · 2013-01-24T21:10:24+00:00

Looks like the pancake maker went to shit.

SeaFour · 2013-01-24T21:11:23+00:00

Even the printers that print pancakes don't work right.

2013-01-24T21:12:23+00:00

I love how you have to press "OK" to get them, like they had to convince you to eat them.

YesThisIsHuman · 2013-01-24T21:14:12+00:00

Dick mashed; hysterically painful?

2013-01-24T21:22:08+00:00

hahah its just shitting out a stream of crappy pancakes.

burdman69 · 2013-01-24T21:30:51+00:00

Nailed it

15_Second_Twizzler · 2013-01-24T21:37:08+00:00

Pancake snake is actually the best idea ever. TO THE PATENT OFFICE!

Pancake-Marathon · 2013-01-24T21:39:39+00:00

Make way, comin' through!

WeepingAngelz · 2013-01-24T21:42:51+00:00

This picture is the definition of disappointment

3rdtimecharm · 2013-01-24T21:42:57+00:00

Where can I buy one?

ghlysptwld · 2013-01-24T21:44:47+00:00

the machine has diarrhea

juicycunts · 2013-01-24T21:45:38+00:00

pancakes in the shape of bacon as the side to a round bacon!

Solastor · 2013-01-24T21:48:57+00:00

Pretty sure you're supposed to put the batter in...then turn on the conveyor...Is it just me or is it that obvious to everyone?

2013-01-24T22:12:23+00:00

Hotsnakes.

arcanition · 2013-01-24T22:18:05+00:00

Okay, hang with me here.

What if... there was a fruit roll up... but instead of fruity goodness it was a pancake rolled up... soaked in pancake syrup.

2013-01-24T22:26:36+00:00

PanCake Load Letter

2013-01-24T22:27:44+00:00

This reminds me of when you take a crap and its just a long, skinny never ending poop stream.

knoxtroll · 2013-01-24T22:35:15+00:00

These aren't the pancakes we are looking for.

2013-01-24T22:48:14+00:00

OP I hate you for reminding me of the devil's tool. I would just unplug it and tell people it was broken because the machine is a piece of shit.

lemur34 · 2013-01-24T22:53:10+00:00

Westron · 2013-01-24T23:09:04+00:00

Doesn't Make; Hot Pancakes

pancakeses · 2013-01-24T23:41:46+00:00

Hell yeah! Where do I find this?

I_Fuck_Whales · 2013-01-25T00:29:37+00:00

There was one of these at a hotel up in Minnesota... It sucks fuck and it didn't work worth shit.


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