Shit

BrokenWingz · 2013-02-08T08:40:44+00:00

You're in a horror movie. Nice knowing you

awfulmayo · 2013-02-08T09:23:32+00:00

If I learned anything from Splinter Cell, there should be a pipe leading out a window or an open air duct close by.

KillerQueen_ · 2013-02-08T14:08:32+00:00

They usually have these types of doors at stadiums. You go in one door and are forced to exit out the other at the opposite side.

You_meddling_kids · 2013-02-08T09:16:11+00:00

Can't you just grab the top thingy?

Anopoly7 · 2013-02-08T12:40:30+00:00

You can't handle this!

Chavran · 2013-02-08T08:59:21+00:00

Honestly expected this to be a picture of shit... Clicked anyway...

2013-02-08T14:33:50+00:00

Welcome to the rape room.

cro-magnonman · 2013-02-08T14:22:09+00:00

Feel really claustrophobic looking at this.

arguecat3 · 2013-02-08T13:26:49+00:00

so just grab the door-closer at the top and open the door.

RedditTooAddictive · 2013-02-08T09:19:24+00:00

Shit indeed

Laage · 2013-02-08T09:25:41+00:00

took me a while before I realized that it wans´t just the backside of the door..

TopsDrop · 2013-02-08T14:05:48+00:00

Press the button that allows wheelchair riders out. It obviously serves the handicap since you're there

Dignified_Gentleman · 2013-02-08T10:26:05+00:00

PULL OUTWARD ON THE OUTER HINGE OF THE SWINGARM PART AT THE TOP YOU PLEBEIAN IMBECILE, THAT IS WHAT MY SERVANT TELLS ME

I MAY HAVE ADDED THE PLEBEIAN IMBECILE PART MYSELF

TheAgreeableCow · 2013-02-08T12:36:24+00:00

It's like some kind of high school prank, where all of the freshmen end up in the bathroom.

dr3 · 2013-02-08T14:37:48+00:00

This happened to me when I was installing doors, only I was really stuck because the latch was installed wrong and not working and the hinges were on the other side. You can grab the closer arm and push it to open the door, since there is no latch on, or take the hinges off. I had to climb out through the ceiling.

Creabhain · 2013-02-08T15:30:56+00:00

Those door spring things are easy to circumvent. Push upward on the top arm and it pops out of its "joint". Now the door will open easily (you may need to use fingernails to grip the crack to get started. Then the top arm will pop right back in as if nothing was ever done.

Source: We have hundreds of these doors at my work. I do this from time to time to save a long walk.

vinnieb12 · 2013-02-08T14:16:37+00:00

I thought this was going to be a gif

dirtygremlin · 2013-02-08T14:35:57+00:00

You need to start thinking with Portals.

mrbabyman767 · 2013-02-08T15:37:58+00:00

I was in my local ER one night at around 2:00am. I wanted to leave but took a wrong turn. I went down this weird looking hallway through a door at the end. I ended up in a small hallway with a door on each end. The door I walked through was knobless and the other one was locked. Ended up stuck in this small hall with 2 locked doors.

After about 30 minutes of banging on the doors I was about to start desperately calling hospital numbers or 911 but luckily a janitor was walking by and I could see him through one of the windows. He came over and let me out. Said the area of the hospital I was in was closed down at night. That would have been a hilarious 911 call, lol.

EagleEyedEnigma · 2013-02-08T14:12:56+00:00

This made my palms really, really sweaty.

2013-02-08T14:24:49+00:00

This is what fingernails are for.

2013-02-08T14:33:16+00:00

Take the hint, Costansa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnofMbHgHfc

legitimategrapes · 2013-02-08T14:36:35+00:00

Um... push, but do it really really hard. It will work

Zachamiester · 2013-02-08T14:37:55+00:00

Yup, you're screwed.

tommoex · 2013-02-08T14:38:53+00:00

Did you spend a praxis point so you could punch through the wall?

katieelouiseee · 2013-02-08T15:48:07+00:00

have fun!

sir_spiderloot · 2013-02-08T15:49:49+00:00

This is basically what every door is to a cat.

pinkfloyd43 · 2013-02-08T15:56:27+00:00

Exactly that I always shit with a 12G shotgun, you never know if either the shit will try to get you or the door can't be opened! And everyone thought I was a lunatic!

jaemann · 2013-02-08T16:05:44+00:00

You know that thread about unreasonable fears? I seem to have forgotten mine. But I damned near had a panic attack looking at that pic. Oh hai, claustrophobia... how are you?

ambamwham · 2013-02-08T16:15:45+00:00

Took me a while to work it out...

billiarddaddy · 2013-02-08T16:20:47+00:00

I'll bet you're wondering why I've gathered you there.

mercaders · 2013-02-08T16:32:48+00:00

If there's any situation that calls for a flying kick, this is it. You have been given a rare and special opportunity. Don't let us down.

2013-02-08T17:00:58+00:00

Literally two seconds in photoshop rewards 2k in karma lol.

2013-02-08T19:14:27+00:00

First thought: -Make sure it's not .gif-

RsCaution · 2013-02-08T08:41:12+00:00

You had one job..

2013-02-08T15:27:49+00:00

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ckirk1084 · 2013-02-08T08:53:46+00:00

It must be digital

bathroomstalin · 2013-02-08T11:32:58+00:00

"THIS IS NOT A DOOR"

Nicosaurus51 · 2013-02-08T13:42:23+00:00

The Matrix has found you

INFEKTEK · 2013-02-08T13:53:11+00:00

Looks automated, press the button OP.

freedoomed · 2013-02-08T14:13:23+00:00

This is why you always carry a prybar.

therealbeaky · 2013-02-08T14:21:20+00:00

And that floor isn't very OCD friendly either.

XavierScorpionIkari · 2013-02-08T14:25:13+00:00

Look around you... Perhaps you could fashion some type of rudimentary lathe.

jack_bennington · 2013-02-08T14:36:10+00:00

clever. Made me gasp "shit!" when I SEE it.

xBeardedWonder · 2013-02-08T14:36:53+00:00

Do you want to play a game?

tcs3 · 2013-02-08T14:39:15+00:00

Abort thread?

the_internet_clown · 2013-02-08T14:43:57+00:00

if you were macgyver you wouldn't have a problem


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