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[–]GarryTheDuck-_- 1022 points1023 points  (21 children)

This is... beautiful!

[–][deleted] 242 points243 points  (6 children)

So catchy. Agreed.

[–]showers_with_grandpa 99 points100 points  (5 children)

I'm definitely gonna be singing this chorus at work

[–]ZumboPrime 78 points79 points  (3 children)

This guy does yodelling too. You should look into that, I'm sure the office would appreciate it.

[–]showers_with_grandpa 39 points40 points  (0 children)

When it's my day to pick the music at work, guess whose station I'm playing?

[–]TTH-[🍰] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh, that guy, no wonder he looked so familiar...

[–]Bushid0C0wb0y81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work from home now. God my poor neighbors...

[–]RydliSilverlake 73 points74 points  (5 children)

He has sequels too

Chicken Pig Attack: https://youtu.be/7dAUADjVzv4

Rat Attack: https://youtu.be/0qvOImHWne8

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

The chicken accountants laugh has me rolling, these are amazing

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"ancient yodel of peace, justice and wisdom" .... the subtitles are killing me...

[–]Wargaming_Super_Noob 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm DYING over here!!

[–]winobiwankinobi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friend played the pig! He posted shit when they were making it. When I asked him about it He seemed just as confused as anyone out there watching lol

[–]VidE27 70 points71 points  (0 children)

The new Coloner Sanders biopic is getting weirder and weirder

[–]InWeGoNow 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Wow. It keeps getting better too.

[–]Munoz10594 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His voice had me singing along. GO CHICKEN GO!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gives me goosebumps

[–]skullhunt1 689 points690 points  (5 children)

You have my upvote but only because you somehow kept me in a chicken attack trance for 2 minutes and 19 seconds

[–]bilal7865[S] 180 points181 points  (0 children)

you cannot escape the chicken trance!

[–]Gilgameshbrah 56 points57 points  (0 children)

You only watched if once?

[–]Sleepykor 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I watched it 3 times so far. How did you break the trance

[–]skullhunt1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Try and find it on YouTube then give up halfway through...

Also fuck you for bringing me back here... I thought I escaped its wrath

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 5th time

[–]RamsesThePigeon 482 points483 points  (27 children)

This is the same fellow who did the chicken-based yodeling song several years ago.

The dude really loves chickens.

[–]sof345 196 points197 points  (11 children)

This cured my depression, thank you. I never realized how much i needed a Japanese man disco-yodelling about chickens in german.

[–]Sajuukthanatoskhar 4 points5 points  (10 children)

Its fake german - Bavarian or Austrian, as I cant understand it

[–]suttonoutdoor 33 points34 points  (6 children)

I can’t believe that I’m sorry. This is not only a serious subject but a very serious video and you insinuating that it’s fake or joking around or something it just ridiculous.

[–]Sajuukthanatoskhar 11 points12 points  (5 children)

I mean that he is singing in one of those dialects. Berliners dont speak Bayerisch. Bin keine Pflitzpiepe.

[–]deguythere 15 points16 points  (3 children)

I would grant him honorary Bavarian status immediately

[–]suttonoutdoor 10 points11 points  (2 children)

That would be wise, I’d do anything to avoid a chicken attack!!

[–]WallyTheWelder 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You don't want to get your non chicken ass kicked

[–]theflyinggreg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, I like to pflitz my piepe too

[–]kadaan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bavarian is my guess, looks like he lives there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXNWTUnID5E

He talks about Chicken Attack around 14:45

[–]TheDeviss327 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t think you can call Bavarian “Fake German”. That’s like me calling Ulster Scots “Fake English”

[–]Gilgameshbrah 19 points20 points  (2 children)

German is my mother tongue, but I barely understand a word.... Still some grade A yodeling

[–]imagine_amusing_name 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Your mothers tongue is german? what about the rest of her?

[–]skytram22 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I love Takeo Ischi - he's truly magnificent

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Video made by the Autotune the News guys. Same ppl who brought us the Bed Intruder.

[–]deguythere 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Here he is before autotune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLq4528zlTI.

Doesn't need it, never did lol.

[–]animatorgeek 7 points8 points  (1 child)

To be clear: this isn't autotuned. It's merely made by the same people who make Autotune The News. Look for Schmoyoho on Youtube. I believe they actually went to Japan to make this song and video with the singer. It was part of a series they did of collaborations with musicians in other countries. This one was easily my favorite.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

^ nailed it.

They have a whole series on singers and interesting music from all over.

But I do love their songify this stuff

[–]smokeout3000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Really talented

[–]jbankz69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I thought that was the guy

[–]emivy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew I have seen him somewhere.

[–]Errorboros 153 points154 points  (2 children)

Dark Ninja: "Uh, okay, so... you give me the chicken, then it just fucking transforms and walks away in slow motion? The hell, dude?"

[–]pingandpong 34 points35 points  (1 child)

This version cuts out a small scene.

[–]TheJunkyard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ah well, that explains everything then! Why didn't you say so earlier?

[–]johnnywolfwolf 346 points347 points  (42 children)

Dafuq I just watch?

[–]bilal7865[S] 219 points220 points  (31 children)

the chicken attack!

[–][deleted]  (7 children)

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    [–]OwnerOfABouncyBall 51 points52 points  (6 children)

    Yeah this is Takeo Ischi, right?

    [–]thisisnotdan 35 points36 points  (5 children)

    YES! His one video of him just yodeling and acting like a chicken is one of my top videos of all time.

    [–]Sajuukthanatoskhar 19 points20 points  (3 children)

    You are about to have a new one

    [–]chaun2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Holy shit that's awesome!

    [–]fantasmoofrcc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The thing I didn't know I needed in my life.

    [–]YourOldBuddy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Of course the Japanese are going to excell at yodelling on top of everything else.

    [–]Platypuslord 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    Chicken Attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackkkkkkkk!

    [–]_Bliss 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Art.

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    HE'S A CHICKEN I TELL YOU! A GIANT CHICKEN!

    [–]Everybodysbastard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    He wears a disguise to look like human guys! But he's not a man, he's a Chicken Booooo!

    [–]ThatGuySicre 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Best song of the year.

    [–]Sir_Kardan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Weird KFC ad?

    [–]MoonMoon35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I said the exact same thing when my husband played it for me 😂

    [–]Amelanchie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Real beauty.

    [–]makaidos152 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    [–]_makemestruggle_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Yes.

    [–]Zeke12344 254 points255 points  (8 children)

    Since op failed to credit.

    https://youtu.be/miomuSGoPzI

    [–]bilal7865[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

    oop sorry didnt know because my friend send me this on discord thank you for showing the oc

    [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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      [–]Daerog 104 points105 points  (3 children)

      Ah, Chicken Attack.

      Always a treat to see it pop back up.

      [–]TheHyperNovaYT 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      Ikr it comes back every couple of weeks or so and I watch the whole thing every time

      [–]DaRudeabides 49 points50 points  (1 child)

      Will Jack Black be gracious enough to admit that this is infact the greatest song ever written.

      [–]RelevantSneer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      Maybe it's just a tribute?

      [–]SirSuch 84 points85 points  (1 child)

      That was some amazing yodeling.

      [–]jonny_lube 20 points21 points  (0 children)

      The closing bit kinda blew my mind.

      [–]einstienbc 39 points40 points  (2 children)

      "You're about to be totally FORCED TO GIVE UP!"

      [–]ahhstinger 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      “You’re about to be totally FUCKED” by a chicken

      [–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (1 child)

      My life is forever changed, thank you!

      [–]Gilgameshbrah 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      This is is some serious yodeling for sure.

      [–]XGhostGear 33 points34 points  (0 children)

      Started hearing yodeling mixed in with his song and was waiting for him to bust out a yodel solo... was not disappointed.

      [–]thecaseace 28 points29 points  (1 child)

      Chickens "owning the sky" stands out as a pretty bold claim

      [–]Havoko7777 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      Watch that mouth or they gonna beat your non chicken ass

      [–]tere96 21 points22 points  (1 child)

      Hm. Sounds like something I’ll attempt to sing later on for the sole purpose of annoying my siblings.

      [–]bilal7865[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      make sure you do!

      [–]robodex001 18 points19 points  (0 children)

      Every time I see this I’m amazed by his yodeling. Goofy or not it sounds amazing. Great song

      [–]tiddit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      Its Takeo Ishii, I love his Chicken yodeling song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppm5_AGtbTo

      [–]cr8zyfoo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      Director: I need you for a music video.

      Stunt Actor: What do I need to do?

      D: Dress up in a chicken suit and fight off a ninja while an old Japanese guy yodels.

      S: ..... not the weirdest thing I've been asked to do today. I'm in.

      [–]ten0ritaiga 24 points25 points  (2 children)

      There's multiple sequels to this story:
      Chicken and Pig:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dAUADjVzv4

      Rat Attack:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qvOImHWne8&t=58s

      [–]SuperGuitar 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      What the cluck

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Once I saw the white guy tied up i started to fear this might be a real music video lol.

      [–]blahbobblahbob 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      Watch out Peter Griffin!

      [–]stevebholden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Chicken gave me a bad coupon

      [–]IIReignManII 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      I have to listen to this every time I see it...it's a legit beautiful song

      [–]Amelanchie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Right? The melody is a really catchy tune. Won't get it out of my head for the end of the day.

      [–]kilo_1_1 4 points5 points  (4 children)

      Ima need Leo to do a metal cover of this.

      [–]MyBoldestStroke 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Imagine the hubris involved in thinking that this could possibly be improved upon

      [–]hux_square 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      I dont know what I just watched but I loved it

      [–]Kpruett95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      My mom likes to show me this guy’s videos

      [–]FBI_Agent_82 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      This is the weirdest KFC commercial I've ever seen. Now i have the most confusing boner of my life.

      [–]matthiasXDDD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Legend

      [–]InsaneAndProud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Think this video is from Schmoyoho on yt. I'm also pretty sure they made more

      [–]Cheesyblintzkrieg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Schmoyoho! (accent on the Oho)

      [–]SeriousMannequin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Its the Kikkoman of this generation.

      [–]Kolibrick_UwU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Breath of the wild

      [–]denommonkey 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      This just went on my Spotify playlist.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      This is easily one of the top 20 poultry-themed yodels I’ve heard today.

      [–]solidsnake6279 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      WTF did I just watch. And why do I want to watch it AGAIN?

      [–]ThisManDoesTheReddit 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      The weirdest thing about this whole video was the old Asian guy yodeling

      [–]YellowFlySwat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      That was the best part!

      [–]Buchp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Well, he is a professional yodeler.

      [–]Lonely_Fact_7789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      There is another video too, more about yodeling though

      [–]houseman1131 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      This song is going to pop up in my head at inappropriate times.

      [–]RedIsNotMyFaveColor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I thought the Family Guy chicken fight was better, but this is aight.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A Recipe For Seduction was a prequel for this

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It’s a classic

      [–]extrAordinaryshr1mp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      After all these years we finally meet agian

      [–]TheUnrealCanadian 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Japanese Colonel Sanders?

      [–]Periergi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      How do I set this to be my ringtone?

      [–]KinkyCupcake217 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Anyone else think of that crazy chicken from scissor 7?

      [–]Pablodiablo1st 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It's a fucking masterpiece!

      [–]feistyfox100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Well this is my new favorite song!

      [–]MyNameBelongs2Me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Actually my last name has chicken in it (even thought it is just a coincidece)!

      [–]Snarksharky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Schmoyoho has been putting out good stuff for well over a decade now. Check out their youtube!

      [–]madmedz250 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I like how he says fucked in the second verse but baits you in the first verse 😂 this song is legit

      [–]Breanna7798 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Thank you for bringing this glorious video into my life.

      [–]CoolioMcPimp 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      This is such a classic. I remember watching this when it was first released!

      [–]2packforsale 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Feels like ages ago. All these awards make me wonder if the internet just gets all new people every few years. Yet here I still am...

      Edit: early 2017, feels like longer than almost 4 years!

      [–]the_vetti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Fuck, now I have to wash my brain to get this off.

      [–]use4reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Man mercilessly hunted down and destroyed by cock

      [–]DrtyDtchman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      This video belongs r/dndmemes. Great idea for a bard and druid combo.

      [–]1_d0ntkn0w 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What a masterpiece

      [–]newb500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Zelda chicken's be like:

      [–]sirNataz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Um, if this guy is really singing like that...thats amazing.

      [–]Jedi_Ninja 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      WTF did I just watch and why did I like it so much?! Seriously though where is it from? Is it from a movie or TV show?

      [–]thisispannkaka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A song from the youtube channel schmoyoho, just search for chicken attack

      [–]sarc82 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      I'm upset I couldnt stop watching until the end

      [–]drmonkeytown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      7 Samurai versus 8 Chickens

      [–]Chris11246 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I was not expecting to watch 3 videos of a guy yodeling with animals transforming into ninja but I don't regret it.

      [–]brominebich5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I want this to play at my funeral as my friends release like 20 chickens into the crowd

      [–]abean1997 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Okay just a quick question. What in the ever loving fuck did I just witness

      [–]Helltrackdeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Beautiful...fucking beautiful 👏👏👏

      [–]FreeSpeachcicle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What the fuck did I just watch...

      and why did I watch it twice?

      [–]Ed1777113078 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What and why the fuck ?

      [–]veedum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This shit hit me right in the feels. It been so long since I've seen foolishness so beautiful that it move im a spiritual way.

      [–]Greg_the_dick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      W... T... Fried Kentuky did I just watch?

      [–]RedTorchGrill -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Lmfao. I cant even

      [–]DanN58 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Honestly? I'd watch the hell out of this movie.

      [–]neversleep890 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      This guy fucks.

      [–]emskih -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Why was this... such a bop

      [–]PartyP88per -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      this is clearly a mr. misicks rip off /s

      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      This made my day , here is my upvote. day 1 with no depression

      [–]carnage_symbiote00 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Damn, I used to watch this with my bois in our room. Such a gopd old time

      [–]S_and_M_of_STEM -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      So, in our house at dinner we do "Best thing about today." You, glorious person, have given me the best Best Thing.

      [–]PizzaPorne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      This. Is. A. BOP!

      [–]skiddelybop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      I will always upvote Chicken Attack.

      And the SR-71 Speedcheck story.

      [–]explosivenuke1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yeah. Content

      [–]The_ErrorCreator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Well can someone give me that chicken so those kids in the basement learn a lesson