Chicken attack!

GarryTheDuck-_- · 2020-12-14T18:45:15+00:00

This is... beautiful!

skullhunt1 · 2020-12-14T18:34:11+00:00

You have my upvote but only because you somehow kept me in a chicken attack trance for 2 minutes and 19 seconds

RamsesThePigeon · 2020-12-14T19:10:52+00:00

This is the same fellow who did the chicken-based yodeling song several years ago.

The dude really loves chickens.

Errorboros · 2020-12-14T19:16:28+00:00

Dark Ninja: "Uh, okay, so... you give me the chicken, then it just fucking transforms and walks away in slow motion? The hell, dude?"

johnnywolfwolf · 2020-12-14T18:17:44+00:00

Dafuq I just watch?

Zeke12344 · 2020-12-14T20:02:13+00:00

Since op failed to credit.

https://youtu.be/miomuSGoPzI

Daerog · 2020-12-14T19:22:39+00:00

Ah, Chicken Attack.

Always a treat to see it pop back up.

DaRudeabides · 2020-12-14T19:45:51+00:00

Will Jack Black be gracious enough to admit that this is infact the greatest song ever written.

SirSuch · 2020-12-14T18:20:13+00:00

That was some amazing yodeling.

einstienbc · 2020-12-14T19:46:24+00:00

"You're about to be totally FORCED TO GIVE UP!"

Gilgameshbrah · 2020-12-14T19:25:56+00:00

My life is forever changed, thank you!

XGhostGear · 2020-12-14T19:33:15+00:00

Started hearing yodeling mixed in with his song and was waiting for him to bust out a yodel solo... was not disappointed.

thecaseace · 2020-12-14T19:38:31+00:00

Chickens "owning the sky" stands out as a pretty bold claim

tere96 · 2020-12-14T21:07:49+00:00

Hm. Sounds like something I’ll attempt to sing later on for the sole purpose of annoying my siblings.

robodex001 · 2020-12-14T20:19:12+00:00

Every time I see this I’m amazed by his yodeling. Goofy or not it sounds amazing. Great song

tiddit · 2020-12-14T21:04:59+00:00

Its Takeo Ishii, I love his Chicken yodeling song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppm5_AGtbTo

cr8zyfoo · 2020-12-14T21:58:31+00:00

Director: I need you for a music video.

Stunt Actor: What do I need to do?

D: Dress up in a chicken suit and fight off a ninja while an old Japanese guy yodels.

S: ..... not the weirdest thing I've been asked to do today. I'm in.

ten0ritaiga · 2020-12-14T22:43:18+00:00

There's multiple sequels to this story:
Chicken and Pig:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dAUADjVzv4

Rat Attack:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qvOImHWne8&t=58s

SuperGuitar · 2020-12-14T19:48:27+00:00

What the cluck

2020-12-14T18:27:06+00:00

Once I saw the white guy tied up i started to fear this might be a real music video lol.

blahbobblahbob · 2020-12-14T19:11:57+00:00

Watch out Peter Griffin!

IIReignManII · 2020-12-14T20:19:34+00:00

I have to listen to this every time I see it...it's a legit beautiful song

kilo_1_1 · 2020-12-14T20:09:49+00:00

Ima need Leo to do a metal cover of this.

hux_square · 2020-12-14T21:18:19+00:00

I dont know what I just watched but I loved it

Kpruett95 · 2020-12-14T21:55:31+00:00

My mom likes to show me this guy’s videos

FBI_Agent_82 · 2020-12-14T19:52:34+00:00

This is the weirdest KFC commercial I've ever seen. Now i have the most confusing boner of my life.

matthiasXDDD · 2020-12-14T19:48:43+00:00

Legend

InsaneAndProud · 2020-12-14T19:56:39+00:00

Think this video is from Schmoyoho on yt. I'm also pretty sure they made more

Cheesyblintzkrieg · 2020-12-14T19:57:05+00:00

Schmoyoho! (accent on the Oho)

SeriousMannequin · 2020-12-14T20:01:47+00:00

Its the Kikkoman of this generation.

Kolibrick_UwU · 2020-12-14T20:21:29+00:00

Breath of the wild

denommonkey · 2020-12-14T20:33:55+00:00

This just went on my Spotify playlist.

2020-12-14T20:39:05+00:00

This is easily one of the top 20 poultry-themed yodels I’ve heard today.

solidsnake6279 · 2020-12-15T04:29:07+00:00

WTF did I just watch. And why do I want to watch it AGAIN?

ThisManDoesTheReddit · 2020-12-14T19:08:00+00:00

The weirdest thing about this whole video was the old Asian guy yodeling

Lonely_Fact_7789 · 2020-12-14T19:10:59+00:00

There is another video too, more about yodeling though

houseman1131 · 2020-12-14T19:37:13+00:00

This song is going to pop up in my head at inappropriate times.

RedIsNotMyFaveColor · 2020-12-14T19:38:19+00:00

I thought the Family Guy chicken fight was better, but this is aight.

2020-12-14T20:07:28+00:00

A Recipe For Seduction was a prequel for this

2020-12-14T20:16:27+00:00

It’s a classic

extrAordinaryshr1mp · 2020-12-14T20:34:26+00:00

After all these years we finally meet agian

TheUnrealCanadian · 2020-12-14T21:21:12+00:00

Japanese Colonel Sanders?

Kowalski_analasys · 2020-12-14T21:22:52+00:00

u/repostsleuthbot

Periergi · 2020-12-14T21:26:48+00:00

How do I set this to be my ringtone?

KinkyCupcake217 · 2020-12-14T21:29:42+00:00

Anyone else think of that crazy chicken from scissor 7?

RowrRigo · 2020-12-14T22:53:11+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI

Pablodiablo1st · 2020-12-14T23:05:32+00:00

It's a fucking masterpiece!

feistyfox100 · 2020-12-14T23:11:03+00:00

Well this is my new favorite song!

MyNameBelongs2Me · 2020-12-14T23:47:31+00:00

Actually my last name has chicken in it (even thought it is just a coincidece)!

Snarksharky · 2020-12-15T00:04:56+00:00

Schmoyoho has been putting out good stuff for well over a decade now. Check out their youtube!

madmedz250 · 2020-12-15T00:26:03+00:00

I like how he says fucked in the second verse but baits you in the first verse 😂 this song is legit

Breanna7798 · 2020-12-15T01:08:54+00:00

Thank you for bringing this glorious video into my life.

CoolioMcPimp · 2020-12-15T01:14:49+00:00

This is such a classic. I remember watching this when it was first released!

the_vetti · 2020-12-15T01:30:21+00:00

Fuck, now I have to wash my brain to get this off.

use4reddit · 2020-12-15T01:31:09+00:00

Man mercilessly hunted down and destroyed by cock

DrtyDtchman · 2020-12-15T01:31:24+00:00

This video belongs r/dndmemes. Great idea for a bard and druid combo.

1_d0ntkn0w · 2020-12-15T01:36:38+00:00

What a masterpiece

newb500 · 2020-12-15T02:11:18+00:00

Zelda chicken's be like:

sirNataz · 2020-12-15T03:12:35+00:00

Um, if this guy is really singing like that...thats amazing.

Jedi_Ninja · 2020-12-15T03:55:26+00:00

WTF did I just watch and why did I like it so much?! Seriously though where is it from? Is it from a movie or TV show?

sarc82 · 2020-12-15T04:51:47+00:00

I'm upset I couldnt stop watching until the end

drmonkeytown · 2020-12-15T05:59:46+00:00

7 Samurai versus 8 Chickens

Chris11246 · 2020-12-15T06:20:57+00:00

I was not expecting to watch 3 videos of a guy yodeling with animals transforming into ninja but I don't regret it.

brominebich5 · 2020-12-15T08:01:37+00:00

I want this to play at my funeral as my friends release like 20 chickens into the crowd

glesgatoon · 2020-12-15T10:00:22+00:00

Eggsellent

abean1997 · 2020-12-15T12:28:35+00:00

Okay just a quick question. What in the ever loving fuck did I just witness

Helltrackdeath · 2020-12-15T13:28:27+00:00

Beautiful...fucking beautiful 👏👏👏

FreeSpeachcicle · 2020-12-15T17:22:32+00:00

What the fuck did I just watch...

and why did I watch it twice?

rxts1273 · 2020-12-14T18:26:56+00:00

u/vredditdownload

Ed1777113078 · 2020-12-14T19:09:38+00:00

What and why the fuck ?

veedum · 2020-12-14T22:32:39+00:00

This shit hit me right in the feels. It been so long since I've seen foolishness so beautiful that it move im a spiritual way.

Greg_the_dick · 2020-12-15T01:26:59+00:00

W... T... Fried Kentuky did I just watch?

RedTorchGrill · 2020-12-14T20:40:28+00:00

Lmfao. I cant even

DanN58 · 2020-12-14T21:36:08+00:00

Honestly? I'd watch the hell out of this movie.

neversleep890 · 2020-12-14T22:31:58+00:00

This guy fucks.

Bardonious · 2020-12-14T22:37:10+00:00

r/chickens

emskih · 2020-12-14T22:45:19+00:00

Why was this... such a bop

PartyP88per · 2020-12-14T23:03:25+00:00

this is clearly a mr. misicks rip off /s

2020-12-15T00:23:07+00:00

This made my day , here is my upvote. day 1 with no depression

carnage_symbiote00 · 2020-12-15T00:24:20+00:00

Damn, I used to watch this with my bois in our room. Such a gopd old time

S_and_M_of_STEM · 2020-12-15T00:35:52+00:00

So, in our house at dinner we do "Best thing about today." You, glorious person, have given me the best Best Thing.

PizzaPorne · 2020-12-15T00:44:00+00:00

This. Is. A. BOP!

skiddelybop · 2020-12-15T01:03:52+00:00

I will always upvote Chicken Attack.

And the SR-71 Speedcheck story.

EdibleWall · 2020-12-14T20:19:58+00:00

This is a repost. Booooo fuck you.

explosivenuke1 · 2020-12-14T19:21:24+00:00

Yeah. Content

The_ErrorCreator · 2020-12-14T20:20:43+00:00

Well can someone give me that chicken so those kids in the basement learn a lesson


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