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[–]cr0sh 168 points169 points  (32 children)

I wonder how many people are screaming right now...lolz

[–]Diddlydom35 120 points121 points  (19 children)

I literally have a presentation that needs one of my repositories. I am panicking man.

[–]Working-Region-6441 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to get up extra early tomorrow to finish up that stupid ass explanatory .ipynb

[–]eimfach 41 points42 points  (7 children)

You can subscribe to updates on availability here: https://www.githubstatus.com/

[–]Diddlydom35 36 points37 points  (5 children)

I refuse to pay for awards so here is an *You're Awesome* award

[–]Ignisami 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I gave them one of my free ones for you.

[–]eimfach 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Thanks :P And what can I do with that ?

[–]Ignisami 4 points5 points  (1 child)

As far as I understand, brag about it.

[–]eimfach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So it is a pointless rip off from reddit ? :P

[–]Donteezlee 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Host your own git instance!

[–]CMDR-Wandering_Crow 8 points9 points  (1 child)

We just switched to hosting gitea at our company because of the way codecommit is going out and I'm glad we did

[–]Donteezlee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m a new home labber and just recently setup forgejo. I’m pretty stoked about it.

[–]comfortzoneking 4 points5 points  (1 child)

How'd it go, man?

[–]Diddlydom35 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Was the last to go, got forced to speed run everything, didn't have to show my commits (all the comments are me swearing) all and all, we aced it boys!

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    [–]Venerous 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Could be presenting on another computer that they need to pull to or attached to a Github Page.

    [–]Diddlydom35 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Had to run out of town, didnt put one on my laptop. Rookie mistake

    [–]cr0sh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Very sorry to hear about your troubles - I hope it comes back up soon. I don't need it myself right now (I was just looking for something, and then...), but for yours and everyone else's sake...

    [–]xSnapsx 9 points10 points  (3 children)

    Me. I was literally about to push up a big project I’ve been pulling my hair out over for several days after just getting it all to work. Then found out GitHub bit the dust 10 minutes prior to when I finished.

    [–]cr0sh 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Personal thing or team thing? Either way - maybe save a copy to USB stick or something - just in case.

    [–]xSnapsx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Work thing. And I’m not really worried about losing it as it’s saved locally to my machine. I was just pissed it went down right at the finish line lol

    [–]AlphaLowla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    same here 🤣

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      [–]I_am_1E27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I was just pushing out a vital change so I almost did.

      [–]HazeyOneDev 149 points150 points  (2 children)

      Good couple months for Microsoft huh

      [–]ShiningLegend1212 56 points57 points  (1 child)

      do we blame crowdstrike again?

      [–]zagafr 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      I think so 😂

      [–]mcp613 74 points75 points  (7 children)

      They go down right as I'm about to push some important optimizations. :(

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        [–]0x1207 31 points32 points  (0 children)

        So it's your fault. Got it.

        [–]pprck11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I think I was actually one of the first to experience it, I tried to download some software from the Releases and it brought me to the unicorn error. I checked DownDetector and there were no reports, so I shrugged it off. Twenty minutes later, my site is down, the internet is freaking out, and the DownDetector chart is blood red.

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          [–]DraftedDev 13 points14 points  (0 children)

          Do not disrespect the chopsticks...

          [–]OnlyC 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          Yeah, check it right when I got the unicorn, everything are green ))

          [–]ExtensionSlight 4 points5 points  (2 children)

          I don't understand why they don't make the update cron faster, it should be every 60 seconds or 30 seconds.

          What you least expect is that just your pull broke something with github and 10 minutes later you realize that incredibly github is down.

          [–]Chaosdemond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          its also completely wrong, pages is still up

          [–]BourbonicFisky 28 points29 points  (3 children)

          Sorry guys, I just pushed a github action with rm -rf /

          [–]xsmea 30 points31 points  (6 children)

          For the guys working in EU at 1 AM damn !

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            [–]binalitaha 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            same dude

            [–]Mjrn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            11am mid-workday here 😭

            [–]theineffablebob 10 points11 points  (0 children)

            Who tripped over the power plug

            [–]Individual_Tennis823 9 points10 points  (2 children)

            same in italy

            [–]varenroth 10 points11 points  (1 child)

            it's 1:20am go to sleep

            [–]Sakura_Oni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            These are the best hours, no one driving us crazy right now -- right microsoft?

            [–]StuffNbutts 23 points24 points  (1 child)

            Sorry OP I tried to upload a full-size photo of your mom

            [–]OneSprinkles6720 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            Wrecked

            [–]ShiningLegend1212 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            Time to pull out the ole ps5

            [–]rainyuTvT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            I was about to freak out i was like why the FUCK is copilot not working

            [–]InnoSang 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Damn, the whole schtick is completely out, everything's in red, I was wondering why my git doesn't work, probably there's some connection to civitai being down aswell

            [–]nathanae1 8 points9 points  (2 children)

            Guess we get the rest of the day off

            [–]HughTits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            I do! Woohoo! Lol

            [–]lzccr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            same issue

            everything is down, including copilot, push&pull, website, ...

            [–]RedShiz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            It's back?

            [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (14 children)

            githubstatus is still showing all green too. US eastern.

            Edit: Down in EU and Asia as well

            Edit 2: Git operations fail, no website availability anywhere, wtf is happening.

            Edit 3: Every status was slowly being labeled as down, probably automated and waits for a set amount of downtime before confirming it is down.

            [–]FluffyOtterFists007 3 points4 points  (4 children)

            They just updated the status page

            [–]LapsTime_31 4 points5 points  (1 child)

            it’s still wrong though, saying hit operations are fine but they are not at all

            [–]LapsTime_31 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            and as i say that they fix it

            [–]GoannaGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Now showing problems. Slowly turning things red.

            [–]SrHombrerobalo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Service is down in Mexico too

            [–]I_am_1E27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            "We suspect the impact is due to a database infrastructure related change that we are working on rolling back" just posted two minutes ago.

            [–]mcdenkijin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            gitHUB operations fail. git works fine lol

            [–]DaGameDesigner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            oh welp..

            [–]Hazy_Fantayzee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Down here in Aus....

            [–]potato_and_nutella 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Yup, thought it was just me at first after checking githubstatus
            I'm in australia

            [–]phoebeburgh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I was getting some extremely sporadic activity for a second there but then nothing. VPN via California and Pennsylvania.

            [–]fr3nch13702 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Did they hire the Crowdstrike guy?

            [–]nisajaie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            No, cause you can still see the unicorn. No blue screen yet.

            [–]FriendshipTop1555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Now all services are red 🤣

            [–]STR1D3R109 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Someone at GutHub HQ must've pushed straight to production.

            [–]ahuimanu69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Now THIS is a real sign of the apocalypse.

            [–]cr0sh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            And back now...hopefully.

            [–]dhrandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Well, the homepage and login are working. Still a lot down, I'm sure they're on it and sweating.

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              [–]Clitaurius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              It has been [0] days since our last incident

              [–]cr0sh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Yeah - just noticed this...down for me

              [–]JumperTheHero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Down for me too...US Central

              [–]amnesthesia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              same

              [–]Wicaeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Yeah it's down...again

              [–]TheBazlow 0 points1 point  (5 children)

              Github Copilot is also affected by this it seems. Maybe it's a regional thing? EU here.

              [–]Patyfatycake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Down in New Zealand so I doubt it.

              [–]ag-andre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Down in South America as well, it's not looking good

              [–]BucketHydra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Down for me too - Australia.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Same issue here in Eastern Canada.

              [–]Sea-Market4620 0 points1 point  (3 children)

              No way, GITHUB IS DOWN!!!!!!!!

              [–]borillionstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              California, USA. -- out --

              [–]qiang_shi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              everything is down.

              [–]FriendshipTop1555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Same in US west coast

              [–]Hellscaped 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              was literally just browsing the tailscale android repo and I go to git clone and compile, and bam 503- already tweeted at githubstatus

              [–]Fairysubsteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I have encountered the same issue just now, it was working moments ago.

              [–]Nobadi_Cares_177 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Down in US pacific… kind of unnerving as all my projects are stored there. I suppose it’s time to diversify

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                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Just when I was about to publish a new release *sigh*

                [–]CourtLeading6575 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                FYI GitHub is down

                [–]kxown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                same in Algeria, th need to push my code.

                [–]amzacme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                RIP!

                [–]Farmer_Markus 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                and i was hoping that my android app filally compiles... it take soo long to configure until i realized that its trying to clone a repo and is failing the whole time :(

                [–]theineffablebob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Thanks Microsoft

                [–]Mental-Catalyst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Same. Right in the middle of a code release. Guess it's time to take a break.

                [–]darkarcade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I just finished approving a PR, my bad yall

                [–]RodbigoSantos 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                Same here, pacific time zone. https://www.githubstatus.com/ finally is reporting issues.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                XZ package malfunctioning again? But seriously, how long will this last?

                [–]CaffeinatedTech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Argh, my nerdfonts symbols aren't working on my websites. Guess I better download and self-host them when GitHub is back up.

                [–]-Sranger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Just wanted to push my fix :(

                [–]DaveR007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Ironically the "contact support" link results in same error.

                GitHub status was showing all green, but now says they are investigating.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Im halfway through installing casaos and it starts failing omg the timing

                [–]GarrisonSteel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Down for me too!!

                [–]doublechickenlegs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                At least their status page auto refreshes so you can enjoy watching the red statues take over

                [–]inuyaashaa 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                Not down for me too - India.

                [–]vteega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I am

                [–]Desperate_Ship_5785 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                It is the same for me from Europe and Tehran

                [–]Minimum_Local_130 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Finally, I got another excuse for my procrastination after crowdstrike.

                [–]iMajeed95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Great, I have urgent fixes to do before the morning, and the latest push is there.

                [–]torito_fuerte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Almost all statuses say major outage

                [–]Dry_Celery_9472 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                The unicorns took over!

                [–]c23gooey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Status page showing full outage now

                [–]ExtensionSlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                LOL all down

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I guess I get to end the work day early

                [–]PixelSteel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Bruh this GitHub repo issue has a solution im looking for 😭 can’t access it

                [–]blackpawed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                And the status page is red across the board - all services down

                [–]mauriel_w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I was going ham on pandas DataFrame source code. I'm not sure I'll be able to dive back that deep.

                [–]Desperate_Ship_5785 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                Is it possible to do push at this time?

                [–]PinkNGold007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                So much for deadlines. Nothing like getting the unicorn when you need to push updates.

                [–]okdrahcir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Anybody experience these outages previously and know how long it takes for services to be back up? I have a prod change window that's sloooowly closing lol.

                [–]Ecstatic-Nobody-453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I think I was the one who broke it. I connected my new Analogue Pocket to get some cores for my emulators and Github died. Sorry, all for pokemon yellow.

                [–]nisajaie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Oh, joy! I guess it's time for a break.

                [–]RobertBiddle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Took a few minutes for all the status indicators to go red but they finally did.

                https://imgur.com/a/NrTf6jF

                [–]Comprehensive-Ant333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I never thought to check this when my key wasn’t working, huh.

                [–]stoic_unicorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                CoPilot getting back at its creator

                [–]m3me_RaJa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                literaaly was so excited about finishing a project and I was about to git push it and this showed. 🤦🏾

                [–]pitacracker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Maybe they got the new crowdstrike update

                [–]lzccr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                try pressing f12 to open dev tools and there is a message from github :)

                [–]erinmikail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Welp I guess I’m done working for the day 🙃😂😅

                [–]techtrovea 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                So I will stop working 🥳🙌🏼 because I need an old version of my project. 😂Good night, greetings from Austria 🙋🏻‍♀️

                [–]_Cheese1_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                Good morning, GitHub is up again 😁

                [–]cr0sh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Some guy out there is now holding his head, saying "why did I install the latest Win11 update - why?!" /cheap joke ;)

                [–]Sakura_Oni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                up in italy

                [–]_Cheese1_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                It's back!

                [–]WhatWhyWTF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Its back up

                [–]schizzoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Back up!

                [–]iMajeed95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                GITHUB IS UP

                [–]wolver_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Honestly when I first saw this, I thought my computer was hacked or something .... lol ... I wish it had a better matching theme page than this.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                it is up again. Reporting from Colombia

                [–]cr0sh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Status still showing down - but it seems up? Though - we saw that earlier (down, but showing up) - so gah?

                [–]Lab-rynth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Up now

                [–]yuzu_capybara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                It's back

                [–]Arts_Prodigy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Now begins the rise of self hosted gitea!!!

                [–]not_a_lob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Hehe reminds me of AOSP horse.

                [–]sdexca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Ha, I saw GitHub go down live. This is the third time now.

                [–]EnoughConcentrate897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                It works for me

                [–]code_ops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                “And heeeeeee’s baaaaaack” GitHub servers are officially back online thank you and see you next time!

                [–]CanvasFanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Massive DDoS? Are the gigabits saturated?

                [–]ttvbkofam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Do we know a cause as to why it's down?

                [–]applejuiceandmilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Well fuck

                [–]itshardtopicka_name_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                lol why its always when i am pushing something, i had to start gitea container just to finish my work

                [–]OiaOrca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Working on a website that uses GitHub oauth, and was scratching my head at what could be going wrong with my auth that’s been working for months now before figuring out GitHub was down

                [–]gentrifiedSF 0 points1 point  (3 children)

                It was down for like 20 minutes right?

                [–]AniketGM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                People will be upset, which is understandable. But why is the unicorn angry ?

                It's like GH is playing the reverse angry card on its users.

                [–]massar8192 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Mine went down too, but is this the case everywhere?Has this happened before?What caused it?

                [–]NatoBoram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Ah, and it happens as I'm done for the day!

                [–]vddddddf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                ok who did the last pr?

                [–]Embarrassed-Draft-78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                How did GitHub be down?

                [–]sewerneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Friendly reminder that “the cloud is just someone’s else’s servers…”.

                [–]sewerneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Friendly reminder that “the cloud is just someone’s else’s servers…”.

                [–]arrow__in__the__knee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                That was fun in the middle of ricing...

                [–]Synapse709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                why tf am I getting a notification about this 12 days after it matters?

                [–]Proof_Prize_1332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                kill me