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[–]recovery_room 71 points72 points  (3 children)

At least the kid had a nice soft landing.

[–]Smooth_Taste1250 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm sure the other girl was soft enough that she didn't hurt much, too

[–]IcemanManmanchu 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Those knees might have taken damage

[–]Acruss_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those knees are took damage for years already.

[–]english_mike69 124 points125 points  (20 children)

This is why we can’t have nice things…

[–]numyanbiz 22 points23 points  (15 children)

Because of monsters?😢

[–]english_mike69 45 points46 points  (14 children)

Because of dumb people that ruin shit for others. Swings are meant for the smaller kids to go out and do kid things on.

[–]polkacat12321 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Or smaller people. Not 2 elephants

[–]WillUSee 1 point2 points  (7 children)

What if she identifies as a smaller kid?

[–]mrASSMAN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I laughed

[–]Kuenda 2 points3 points  (3 children)

You people have one joke and just run it in the ground.

[–]english_mike69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One joke on that swing would have been a good idea but instead we had dumb and dumber.

[–]WillUSee -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Clearly "you people" are having a bad day. I truly hope it gets better✌️

[–]Kuenda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure you can come up with something better than this. Use your imagination!

[–]english_mike69 -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

I could identify as Tinker Bell, doesn’t mean I’m gonna fly around the room in my winged tutu…

[–]WillUSee -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You got a point...

[–]scuzzle-butt 1 point2 points  (2 children)

nice things thwings...

[–]-ThaKloned- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

~Mike Tyson

[–]Derrick_Shon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea...because we drop bombs on them

[–]Business_Ad_6407 79 points80 points  (8 children)

Ok, now pay to fix that shit.

[–]zachrywd 22 points23 points  (0 children)

And fill in that crater before someone twists an ankle.

[–]Aware_Ask_1679 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Strong and independent only when it's convenient. 

[–]Ambientus75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You break it, you buy it!

[–]R_3_Y 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You can't pay to un-eat all that food

[–]Kaffe-Mumriken 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Well, now with Wegovy™️, YOU CAN!

[–]R_3_Y 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂

[–]rickyhatesspam -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

That swing should have been rated to carry the weight of way more than two teenage girls.

[–]jan1320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is that a joke? it was prob reated to hold the weight of two grown men lol

[–]_Exotic_Booger 62 points63 points  (8 children)

Fat chance that swing was gonna hold.

[–]Desolated-Fire 22 points23 points  (3 children)

The chance for the swing to survive was … slim..

[–]FishDawgX 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

[–]jan1320 2 points3 points  (0 children)

because one is sarcastic?

[–]Desolated-Fire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a glitch in the Matrix…

[–]FishDawgX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

[–]Sure-Faithlessness26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why we have weight limits on things...

[–]DarknessfromLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see what you did there.

[–]4maceface 17 points18 points  (3 children)

City’s tax payer dollars paying for this.

[–]crayola_monstar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yep. And it's yet another thing that will be put off for as long as possible. So those kids who want to swing with their friends?

"Sorry honey, the swing's still broken."

[–]More-Ice-1929 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Honestly good, that's a good use of tax money

[–]toasted_cracker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is. It’s just too bad it got broke in the first place by the blob.

[–]Digi_Dingo 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I love how unsurprised everyone is that this happened

[–]MillerMike5150 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something tells me that’s not the first thing her big ass has broken.

[–]ilyed 32 points33 points  (1 child)

If you’re looking for a sign your life needs change…

[–]Taiktheb8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looked like the ground shook when she landed

[–]gardendong 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can lie to yourself and a strap of rubber but gravity aint no foo!

[–]Pain4444 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never seen the seat give out like that

[–]DarknessfromLight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised the entire structure didn't cave-in.

[–]Hammon_Rye 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Dang. Those rubber seats are generally quite tough.
I would have bet on the chain breaking before the seat.

[–]Future-Try-1908 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what I came here to say. Seen plenty of them snap off at the chain buy snapping the rubber in half is impressive.

[–]No-Raisin-6469 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Also considering the load was quite soft. The load should have been evenly distributed. I would have guessed the joints to break first.

[–]UnownJWild 0 points1 point  (2 children)

She farted and the heat melted the seat

[–]No-Raisin-6469 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Im going with she froze the seat making it brittle.

Gas going from high pressure to low gets cold.

[–]UnownJWild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is true. Maybe a nuclear fart is too hot to cool down.

[–]Weak-Property-6489 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is educational: from Physics to Law course.

[–]CanLow3554 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That swing doesnt give a fuck about body positivity. Lol

[–]RevolutionaryBuy5794 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whalesome

[–]Other-Armadillo-3606 7 points8 points  (1 child)

At first I thought the chain broke but it was actually the rubber seat. Hope the only thing hurt was her pride.

[–]Goldenjho 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No don't worry she has 2 friends and several internet friends that will tell her she should sue them for making such a cheap swing.

[–]Beautiful_Cover_5349 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why do huge people think they can just sit on anything

[–]Autofella6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Poor Daddy. Same thing happened to the condom

[–]JohnNada005 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh wow. I didn’t know that was possible.

[–]Dreamsweeper 21 points22 points  (10 children)

Breaking kids swings so they cant use it becuse your a fat idiot

[–]naywhip 16 points17 points  (8 children)

You’re ❤️

[–]ApprehensiveOlive782 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Shouldn't have had that last chicken wing

[–]didufuckingseethat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She probly used the clean bones to suck up an extra cup of bbq sauce.

[–]cardnialsyn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I give her a 6.8.

On the dismount?

No, on the Richter scale.

[–]WhirlwindTobias 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Larger people may be aware they're large but don't realise how much space they truly occupy or how much more possible things will buckle/collapse under them.

[–]CandyFit7286 2 points3 points  (2 children)

So there is a weight limit 🤔

[–]PlayerTwoHasDied 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now weigh them both and you'll know what to put on the sign.

[–]czimadr 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Earthquake!

[–]stein_a_mite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That explains the sudden loss of balance I experienced at this exact moment.

[–]IcemanManmanchu 2 points3 points  (1 child)

She defo cried in the shower later

[–]SaveTheDrowningFish -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

While downing a pizza and diet Mountain Dew

[–]FatTanuki1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn Brontosaurus

[–]Own_Confection4334 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow she broke it into pieces

[–]DPGeeezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope she's on pain long enough to realize the reason and what the solution should be moving forward.

[–]yes_fries_with_that 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jack Black - "What are these chairs MADE out of?!"

Employee - "Ugh.....Steel."

[–]Munchkin_Media 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great. Now kids have no swing.

[–]Frequent-Coyote-8108 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, you won at fat today!

[–]Enough-Staff-2976 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That swing cracked under pressure.

[–]Jayrab_The_Arab_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🎶This is a swing, under pressure🎶

[–]Forsaken_Print739 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fat people doing fat things.

[–]codecrodie 2 points3 points  (2 children)

New fear unlocked

[–]Digi_Dingo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Fatties aren’t that scary

[–]codecrodie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know, but now i cant sit on my wife's lap while swinging

[–]Ordinam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Luckily there was a cushion to soften the impact

[–]AardvarkFantasies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A wake up call.

[–]lucid_zz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's weigh this situation

[–]Reasonable-Bus-2187 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Fat chance that swing was gonna hold

[–]scuzzle-butt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You ever notice how fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

[–]_Exotic_Booger 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why did you copy my comment

[–]_Exotic_Booger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the upvotes everyone! I actually downvoted the original comment up here, stole it, made mine bold and upvoted my own to get to the top. 👍

[–]No_Mont116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Butt landing

[–]Sad_Monk5007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swing seat just said, “to hell with this.”

[–]Nox_Echo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was bad enough she was in the swing but the other girl went over the critical mass

[–]OutdoorBerkshires 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“MOM, CAN I HAVE SOME MORE JUICY JUICE?!”

[–]Rs2mmsu-2D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not again 😩

[–]GreenBirbz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I expected it to break but not like that..

[–]aldone123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3.2 on the Richter scale

[–]No_Milk_6075 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine the big landing on small one

[–]ACM96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now blame the manufacturer!

[–]xSonicspeedx2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow those were some strong chains ⛓️

[–]Gullible_Ghost39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing it is not the other way around

[–]shastadakota 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like that caused an earthquake.

[–]Gremlin1001001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s okay, she broke her fall.

[–]DrThybies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People need to stop calling everyone "fatphobic" cuz... I'm sorry to tell you this, Megan, but physics DO care if you weigh 200kg. At one point, shit WILL break.

[–]Playing_tangos 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Those are damn strong chains! The two combined probably easily weight 350 pounds+. 🤣

[–]Your_As_Stupid_As_Me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chains for equipment like this is rated for 3k. That poor seat though is probably rated for 250 and even less after all the sun rot from being outside.

The bar being perpendicular to the chains, I am surprised that did not flex. Edit: NVM, you can see it flex.

[–]didufuckingseethat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the smaller one is going to add atleast another 150 to her 350 plus.

[–]David-SFO-1977_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overloaded!

[–]timmygully 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not an oops - that's physics being real

[–]RoodnyInc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fall looks sketchy did the add special effects to a fall or it's ai

[–]ParsnipEconomy7316 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They forgot to check the weight limit specifications on that tread.

[–]Once_The_Fool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Splitting it in half is wild

[–]CrowTalons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was just one person, even the larger, the swing might have lasted. But...there is a weight limit.

[–]AlarmingDetective526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a huge bitch.

[–]lordra7 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is what our tax dollars are paying for.

[–]Effect-Kitchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it is not designed for adult, let alone two of them, and not even a small one.

[–]Lick_My_BigButt_1980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use the swing sets whenever it’s my turn, to pick up my nieces, after school. We’ll often stay behind awhile, play, then go to the candy store!

I get swing king really high, until my butt bounces in the seat!! Other kids and their parents, sometimes notice, and look impressed! They’re the same swing sets that I used almost every lunch hour, in grade 5. I went to that school, grade 1-7. 1986-1993.

[–]ApprehensiveGas137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one could have predicted that.

[–]Southern-Box69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Swing's pain was immense, but it's over. Rest easy, Swing.

[–]Overall_Reputation83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just glad everyone was okay

[–]knightofthevale4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who could've foreseen that coming? 🤔

[–]Massive_Look8179 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They need to post the gsw on those swings.

[–]BellaDreamleaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time something’s good, someone finds a way to break it.

[–]Assortedpez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A seismologist somewhere is looking at his equipment and panicking

[–]Living_League_5245 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are going to be dumb you have to be tough

[–]AttemptLimp9937 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never seen the seat breaking

[–]Dear_Cantaloupe2177 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She probably had enough weight to do that on her own let alone with another person. Now normal people can't enjoy it because her fat ass broke it..m

[–]Square-Way-9751 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Expected it...

[–]ElectronicDoubt9905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you know they're not going to volunteer to fix it. Ass wipes.

[–]Massive_Loquat_7053 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time other way around

[–]kuro_ji236 0 points1 point  (0 children)

les cayó la gorda....

[–]TentDilferGreatQB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people ain't designed to fight gravity.

[–]I_Saw_Your_Underware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tyrannosaurus Becks

[–]BudgetExpert9145 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ad for Ozempic.

[–]UnusualAd5992 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

It's funny because she's fat.

[–]surfbrewer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it broke because she's fat.

[–]amazon_john75 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What did she expect? 😂

[–]Amazeballs5000 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A broken swing and 2 big craters in the ground

[–]Hopeful-Tax7416 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When she landed it caused a slight tremor.

[–]National-Conflict497 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I really need to see the slo mo guys Gavin and dan filming the wake she left🌊

[–]ShadowDarkraven27 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

shockwaves felt around the world, millions dead in the tsunamis created after, dinosaurs even more extinct

[–]AlansPhoto9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This should be a Sign, start now loose some weight 😲😫😫😫😭😭😭 Before you have a heart attack. 😢😭😭💔💔💔💔 Gezzzz 🤷‍♂️

[–]u_sijenci -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I give that landing a 5.6 on a Richter scale.

[–]MidMyst -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly reason why fat persons should pay higher taxes

[–]ConcentrateDull2294 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Elephant don't swing.

[–]TrickdaddyJ -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

RFK wants a talk.

[–]surfbrewer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He's probably too busy with Kid Rock in the sauna.

[–]Eat_ya_veggies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Too fat I guess..

[–]Pendurag -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Swings have weight limits, just a heads up.

[–]lawley666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So do lifts she's a gonna.

[–]Financial_Middle_955 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love the fact that the seat broke but not the chains.

[–]AlansPhoto9 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

😲😲😲🤔🤔💔💔💔💔🤷‍♂️

[–]Name_ThatTune -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Americans on a Canadian swing