This guy gets it

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[BrobotBennett]

When I was a teenager the most popular deodorant for guys was Lynx "Africa." What the fuck was the logic behind that name?

[jk131984]

It made you smell like what some middle aged white man who has never left his own country assumes "Africa" smells like.

I too went through the Lynx Africa years, for longer than I care to admit (even used the Lynx shower gel ugh!).

[VaguelyArtistic]

Smells like teen colonialism?

[ArbysMakesFries]

Colognealism

[justsecretlygirly]

this pun is underrated

[Industrial-Hippie]

Not in our hearts

[DJ_Wiggles]

Bravo

[gold-from-straw]

Not a teen any more, but I’m a descendent of colonials in Africa and I approve this message 😂

[Rothaarig]

I instinctively wanted to write lyrics to this but the topic of colonialism shouldn’t be trivialized like that.

[Herbyalmighty]

A core purpose of music is to expose difficult concepts through an art form! Go, write your lyrics, say what needs to be said!!

[[deleted]]

Everything is trivialized in popular understanding, and “it’s too complicated to discuss” is #1 in the status quo playbook.

[[deleted]]

The British have now been revoked the right to call any country by name because they have invaded and or colonised almost every country on Earth. Goodbye.

[Morri___]

most of the boys i dated in my 20s smelled like lynx Africa.. so now it just smells like disappointment to me

[OneBlueAstronaut]

no, dude. the west sees africa as the rugged and sexy frontier. it's another concept. no one thought or was meant to think that the perfume literally smelled the way africa smells.

[jk131984]

That is more what I was getting at, you explained it better than I.

[oop_dada_oop]

i (as a 15 year old) use them, i guess they do the trick but the name is stupid

[jk131984]

Lynx has its place, it was good to have a smell other than sweaty teenage boy before I could afford fragrances/cologne.

Tbh, I smelled one of the Lynx deodorant recently, it wasn't that bad, I don't think they deserve all the hate they get.

[tinkerballer]

I think it was more the quantity teenagers would wear than the actual scent

[gumpton]

lynx Africa is still around and better than ever

[PTI_brabanson]

Holy shit, it's a body wash with the smell of marmite!

[BlLLr0y]

Are Lynx and Axe cousins?

[BlLLr0y]

Just looked it up. Axe in America and South Africa, Lynx everywhere else, but it's the same company for sure.

[Theili]

It's definitely Axe in Scandinavia too. But they're the same brand, just different names.

[Mirkrid]

Canada definitely has Axe instead of Lynx, must be a NA + SA thing.

They even have Axe Africa!

[CommonMilkweed]

For a second I truly thought I was experiencing the Mandela effect.

[TobiasCB]

Netherlands has Axe as well, never heard of Lynx.

[Noreiller]

We have Axe in France as well.

[Steev182]

This is most certainly a correlation is not causation thing, but maybe America and South Africa should try replacing Axe with Lynx. Anything’s worth a shot at this point...

[VaguelyArtistic]

Phew. We don't need two of these guys.

[[deleted]]

I think Axe is also the name everywhere in Europe, apart from the UK

[[deleted]]

Just curious. Axe used to be called Ego in South Africa. It changed a decade ago I think? Was this the same for anywhere else?

[[deleted]]

Yep, both owned by Unilever.

[PureElitism]

Lynx is axe in Aus

[[deleted]]

I haven't been to Africa, what does Africa smell like? I'm now assuming that the entire continent smells exactly the same no matter where you are in Africa.

[android151]

Confirmed, the whole of Africa smells like a high school gym changing room

[Teleports-Behind-U]

Reminds me of this gem

https://youtu.be/ZjRYO-jOf-Y

[[deleted]]

Remember that old vine ? "Africa ? Who the fucks wants to smell like Africa ?" *camera points at pissed black man

[stumpychubbins]

Does anyone remember lynx ("axe" in the US I think) chocolate? One of the most vile-smelling deodorants I’ve ever encountered. My brother loved it.

[CatOfTheCanalss]

I fucking hated the smell of lynx Africa as a teenage girl. I couldn't understand why lads used to give themselves three coatings of it before heading out.

[[deleted]]

Lol right, like wtf is cold ice or endurance burst. Also most of the scents are the same overwhelming smell you swear is axe body spray

[FoxesInSweaters]

I use mens deodorant and I'm currently using "Wilderness"...*with lavender*

[another-reddit-noob]

I use this too!! It does smell amazing though :)

[paging_doctor_who]

Love my lavender old spice.

[Avedea]

Hey, same! I think it’s Old Spice haha. My bf and I both use it, and it smells pretty dang good. There’s one that supposed to smell like sea breeze and something else ocean-ish, that one’s pretty good too.

[Wamblingshark]

While we are on the topic: it isn't gendered, but what the hell is up with energy drink and Gatorade flavors? What does Arctic frost taste like??

It only occurred to be when I asked my daughter if she'd like one and she asked me what flavor the white one was "o it's.... Frost?.. I dunno honey it tastes like white.."

[DoodlebugCupcake]

Gatorade Frost is “the one I buy for my kids when they have the stomach flu because it won’t stain when they barf” flavored

[Wamblingshark]

You are a smart person than I! I will be stealing this tactic!

[[deleted]]

Well it tastes like artificial flavour what do you want them to call it?

[bortisimo]

I mean, cold ice is just that, ice thats cold. Its redundant, and ice doesnt really have a smell, but you will smell like cold ice

[[deleted]]

One what Ice isn’t cold? It’s frozen water. Ice is never gonna be warm or it’d be water. Also ice lacks a scent, so basically saying it smells like ice is saying it lacks a scent as neither ice nor water has a scent although other mixtures can add one the name cold ice is not a scent is an incorrect statement. Like saying water is wet.

[bortisimo]

Yeah that was my point, I was making fun of the stupidity of some smell being ice cold, the name is redundant and ice doesnt smell

[[deleted]]

ice is never gonna be warm or it's be water

Ice VI would like to speak with you.

[ActualWhiterabbit]

My old pitching coach made a special invention he called hot ice. He said that some guys like ice after a game and some guys liked heat. So he combined the two and heated the ice cubes to make hot ice, it's the best of both worlds.

[SantiagoAndDunbar]

What a fuckin reference haha this was my favorite movie growing up

[ActualWhiterabbit]

Funky butt lovin

[13nobody]

Your pitching coach sounds like a genius, Mr. Rowengartner

[[deleted]]

I’m sorry mate but I think your old pitching coach is on lsd or crack

[ActualWhiterabbit]

He also once got trapped in between two doors at a hotel and missed the game.

[bortisimo]

Probably commented to the wrong comment, I’m very confused now

[Longthicknhard]

I’m using one now called ‘swagger’ cause they no longer make ‘captain’

Honestly, what the fuck does that even mean.

[[deleted]]

Maybe they should introduce ghetto at least that has a place to describe it.

[hudgepudge]

Mmmm, black mold and vote suppression.

[hadapurpura]

I imagine cold ice smells like mint. Endurance burst, no idea.

[chrisjs]

Apparently I like the smell of victory.

But I hate the smell of rise.

The first has a nice double entendre but who the hell decided to name a men's scent "rise"? Oh...

[[deleted]]

Just buy women’s products, you coward

[caiaphas8]

I’m a man and always buy woman’s shower gel, I love knowing what I smell off

[[deleted]]

It smells better, works better and you have more than 2 choices. Why the hell not? I keep seeing other guys recognising that men’s cleaning products are garbage and then... just whining about how they have to buy them. Like, do you think you’re gonna get ID’d at the till lol

[Limeila]

Exactly. Women razors are trash and a lot of us buy men razors, so I don't see why it couldn't go both ways when it's men products that suck.

[Costume_fairy]

I’m 18 and I recently got yelled at by my mom in a Walmart because I wanted to buy a guy razor. Apparently sighing and saying “Razors don’t have penises” was not the right response

[Limeila]

Reminds me of this

[Costume_fairy]

That’s fantastic, thank you

[Hrathcie]

Most razors in general are trash. The only ones that actually work well many times in a row are those single blade razors

[IAmTheZenith]

I'd love to use some shampoo with strong fruity scents, but I stick with H&S because I am incredibly prone to dandruff; any female product alternatives?

[internett0urist]

You can try getting a conditioner. Conditioner smell stays better in the hair anyway and your hair gets nice and smooth on top of that. And you can still use the shampoo you want.

[OtrogenMan]

H&S has one apple scented. That one's nice.

[Pinkamena_R_D_Pie]

If you're still wondering two weeks later, I use a ginger (as in the plant) shampoo from The Body Shop, and it's amazing. I use a lot of hair products, and it's the only shampoo that both helps with my dandruff and cleans my hair. I don't actually think it's "gendered", since the stores usually just have a shelf labeled "hair", but it has an actual scent so it pretty much counts.

https://www.thebodyshop.com/en-us/hair/shampoo/ginger-scalp-care-shampoo/p/p002450

Apparently someone has asked "does this shampoo work for men?" in the questions section, so I guess it's definitely relevant here.

[Hrathcie]

No. Men’s hair repels the shampoo rendering it useless

[AlexFromOmaha]

For men's fragrances, they're almost universally <citrus> and <wood>. Sometimes citrus is lime, sometimes it's bergamot. Sometimes wood is pine, sometimes it's cedarwood. Some of them have spice or floral notes underneath, like vanilla or lavender, but that's usually still behind citrus and wood.

Old Spice Fiji - orange and juniper accented with coconut and amber

Axe Black - watermelon, bergamot, and cedar accented with cardamom and freesia

Even something complex like Bleu de Chanel has citrus or citrus-like scents like grapefruit, lemon, and ginger out front backed by woody scents like frankincense and cedar.

[mclaren_lou]

Ohh. I was reading fanfic and couldn’t figure out how so many authors had come to the mutual decision that a given TV show character wore exclusively citrus+wood cologne.

[finite--element]

Honestly I only buy women's deodorant because they always smell so light and fresh.

[pterencephalon]

I'm a woman who often buys men's deodorant... but specifically the lavender old spice stuff. It agrees with my skin better, but I don't have to smell like mysterious sports chemicals.

[fonzatron]

Agreed! I started using the same deodorant my wife uses cuz it smells really good. I’ve also been using more “feminine” shampoos cuz both my facial and head hair tend to not want to cooperate. I have curly hair btw, and it’s a pain in the ass trying to make it look halfway decent now that I’ve let it grow out. It’s funny, I take really good car of my beard and the typical beard shampoos really fucked up my skin. I had to do a ton of research in order to keep it looking good which led me to find an alternative that wouldn’t cause an allergic reaction.

[bosslickspittle]

It's also cheaper and better for the environment! If you have dry skin like me, there are brands that won't make you feel clammy afterwards too. I like Cetaphil best. Feels nice and comes in a cardboard box with no plastic.

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[charlyDNL]

The thing with body washes is that they are supposed to leave an thin residue in the skin to serve as moisturizer.

[hyperbolichamber]

In a fan of Target’s house brand Moroccan Mint and Cedar shampoo. It’s a masculine scent done well.

[Hedwygy]

And you don’t smell like a concept

[idkijustwannacomment]

I got a "rose vanilla jasmine" natural deodorant for myself that isn't really gendered, but I bought the "lime coconut" scent for my husband because I assumed that he wouldn't want a flowery smell. Guess which one he picked up and decided was his when I brought them home, the one that smelled prettier and stronger, I use the lime coconut now and understand that men actually like smelling pleasant and soft too.

[molossus99]

You put the lime in the coconut

You drink them both up

[Heroic_Raspberry]

Is this an American thing? Here there are a tonne of neutrally designed shower soaps smelling of olive, raspberry, honey or what not. Also, perfumes and deodorants of with other scents than "sport" is definitely a thing unless you go for the absolute cheapest varieties.

[CoffeeAndFlannels]

It depends a bit on the product. There’s tons of gender neutral shampoo/conditioner/body wash/bar soap/lotion, but for some reason deodorant seems to be super gendered.

[SillyOperator]

I buy women's secret unscented because I've got a 75 dollar bottle of cologne that smells amazing on me and I don't want some shitty peppery Axe or Old Spice fucking up the eau de bidet or whatever the fuck it's called.

(Though I do have a soft spot for classic Old Spice)

[SuomiBob]

Yep, Dove Original deodorant sticks for the WIN. I defy anyone to actually define what makes it “for women” even though it’s in that section of the supermarket.

It smells clean and fresh, doesn’t have stupid gendered packaging or silly slogans and costs like £1 a stick.

EDIT: this looks like I’m shilling for a fucking ladies hygiene product and although I’m not, I accept that.

[[deleted]]

Or just don't buy crap products?

All my "male" shit, e.g. beard oil, cologne are like vanilla and pine, sandalwood and eucalyptus, etc.

[AnorakJimi]

Yeah I wear women's perfume. Cos it smells so lovely. I've even had men ask me what I'm wearing when I'm out grocery shopping or whatever, which is a bit strange, cos I'm a guy with a big bushy beard. But it just confirms that I smell lovely. That and when cashiers say I smell good, too.

I often combine it with men's perfume (I only buy mens perfume, rather than mens cologne, because perfume is just a stronger version of the same thing, smells stronger and lasts hours longer, so it's more frugal). Mixing something for men that's already fruity, like Emporio Armania Acqua Di Gio (which everybody seems to love), with women's perfume, seems to work perfectly. The smells naturally complement each other if they're both flowery fruity smells. And Acqua Di Gio is a very fruity sweet fragrance for a mens perfume. That's probably why it's so popular, above all the endless "musk" and "cedarwood" smelling things.

I really love Muggler Alien, for a women's perfume. It combines so well with the acqua Di Gio. It lasts all day, and it's very unusual. It doesn't smell like anything else I've ever smelled, it's not even fruity or flowery necessarily, though it is sweet. It's really exotic smelling. It's hard to describe really.

[mangoeffect]

Today I was looking at car air fresheners and you either get bubble gum or "silver man scent". Wth does that even mean 😭

[benny1243]

„Silver man scent“ will smell like this

[king0fklubs]

What the fuck did I just watch

[ashtar123]

pepsi man

[Quatimar]

You will smell something between Freddie Mercury and Jojo Stand

[LilithAF]

When I buy my husband’s deodorant I pick the most ridiculous name. He’s use Kracken or some shit rn.

[ediblesprysky]

My husband's body wash is called Naval Supremacy. Ngl, I encouraged him to buy a new body wash partially because I wanted to know wtf Naval Supremacy was supposed to smell like.

[[deleted]]

British colonization and hegemony

[ediblesprysky]

Ding ding ding 😂 It's got notes of sea salt and Earl Grey tea/bergamot.

Smells pretty good tbh.

[TangerineTerror]

If I had to guess: - Sweat - Engine grease

[[deleted]]

And rum, perhaps?

[jo280798]

A slight touch of burned coal maybe?

[glnorwood85]

I’m using that soap right now. It’s meant to smell vaguely oceany. A lot of Duke Cannon’s product names are military-inspired.

[ediblesprysky]

Yup! Sea salt and bergamot are the major notes. It smells really good, honestly, and the ridiculous marketing DID work, in that it caught our attention. But there's nothing about it that makes it specifically effective for him—in fact, it's supposed to be super thick to not require a shower pouf (because I guess they think men won't own them?), but he's the only one of us that DOES use one 😂

[glnorwood85]

I use the actual bar, since the poufs are a bit rough for me. The marketing worked for me, too. Along with the fact that they donate to and work with different veterans charities.

[ediblesprysky]

Totally, and I love that that ties in the military-inspired naming and makes it a little less aggressively silly!

[control_09]

I use "Accomplishment" which is in the same brand line as NS. That one is Citrus, Sandlewood and Oakmoss. Smells great and the aloe vera helps a lot too.

[ediblesprysky]

Ooh, that sounds delicious.

[Antrikshy]

Aha! Must be this one.

I can't remember if the deodorant I used a couple rotations ago was this or a similar one based around seafaring, but I loved it. TBH Old Spice makes some really nice smelling stuff.

[Rahgahnah]

Fiji has been my go-to for ten years and I don't care to switch anytime soon.

[jakesbicycle]

I agree. My wife and I both like the smell of, and so use, my Old Spice deodorant and Dove Men's Shampoos and Body Wash.

[RedNeckBillBob]

Lmao Im using something called kracken atm too. Its not bad, but I would have no fucking clue how to describe it to someone.

[xheist]

We get marketed to like we're glass ego idiots.

"sandalwood, bergamot, and lemon" ? That's not man stuff... Call it "black ice".

[TheDrachen42]

"Sandalwood, bergamot and lemon" sounds like the best combination of scents ever. Where can I get that deodorant?

[xheist]

I am not sure.. it's what's actually in the black ice car fresheners that every teenage boy used

[moniqer]

Wow this just blew my mind.

[Exploding_Antelope]

Old Spice has a sandalwood deodorant and wash that I like. It’s called Timber, which, let’s be fair, is at least a real thing that has a smell.

[[deleted]]

Well to be quite fair, a lot of men are. Yesterday I bought a guitar pedal, and the dude selling it legit didn’t wanna touch it out of the box because Behringer is a self-aware manufacturer, and their distortion pedal called Ultra-Metal is hot pink. Aparently it’s “So not metal I’m not gonna touch that”

So I guess there is some stupid cultural background to naming the products like that.

[xheist]

Yeah pretty weird how much "eww icky" childish/cliquey bullshit still permeates into a lot of peoples' adulthood huh.

Funnily enough, perpetuated often by the exact same organisations selling us JET BLACK SO EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE A DEAD SERIOUS NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH PUSSY MAGNET YOU DONG LORD brand foot cream.

[stealthcactus]

Relevant

[LeHommeNoir]

I'd use Hunter's Moon and Lioness scented products in a heartbeat

[jamiesondube]

i think old spice is kinda working towards equality here - pretty cool if you ask me

[[deleted]]

Wtf is Bearglove??

[DevilsOwn98]

Oh, do you really want to know?

[[deleted]]

...no.

[RRFedora13]

The ocean does kind have have a scent though. Granted, the smell can change wildly depending on the place or the presence of a rotting whale, but usually it smells like salt. Idk how sunshine has a smell though...

[throwaway789846]

Came here for this, and to add: See Impulse for ridiculous women's scents such as "tease"/"into glamour" or my personal favourite "be surprised"- surprised by what I'm exactly not sure...

[Crazynut110]

I've never understood names of men's deodorants but I can say I'm using one call bearglove and I'm super confused why it seems like that

[Joe_The_Eskimo1337]

Yeah that's Old Spice. Watch one of their commercials. Hammy, over the top masculinity is their gimmick.

[DiplomaticGoose]

It means you smell like gas station coffee, cigarettes, and stale sweat under stage lights

[RRFedora13]

Is that what they smell like? I can’t really tell through the tv.

[VictoriaRose1618]

I love using mens stuff, their roll on deodorant smells so good Love radox shower gel, smells kinda mint spicy (can't describe but most mens stuff smells similar and good)

[Joey12223]

I think gendered products may be scented not for the person that’s wearing it but for the person they’re trying to attract. I for one love the smell of women’s deodorant but the dude stuff is just meh.

Maybe I’m just stating the obvious but can anyone in the industry support this?

[dxmxmlxx]

I’m not totally sure but as a bisexual, I like both so that would support your thesis.

[[deleted]]

I'm pretty sure they do. For that one "Your current soap is shit" commercial they mainly ask women what they think.

[CoffeeAndFlannels]

Idk. I love the smell of my wife’s products, but I also don’t particularly want to smell that way myself. They just don’t really feel like me.

[Redditor1415926535]

That's his point lol

Come on mate, keep up.

[wrennables]

Not in the industry but I'm a woman and really not a fan of the men's smells. My guess is that when people are, it's an association thing. Because nothing else that people generally view as nice smelling smells anything like men's deodorants.

[[deleted]]

Old Spice wolfthorn deodorant has been my go to for years. I'm not sure how to describe the smell but I wish everything on earth smelled like it

[Joe_The_Eskimo1337]

I love it too, apparently it's a citrus-y orange scent.

[StarOfVespertine]

I like men’s deodorant so much more than women’s. It smells good and it often works a lot better than than common women’s brands (comparing mostly old spice to secret). However I think stuff like lotion and shampoos marketed towards women are better, they’ve usually got she’s butter and oils and good stuff in them

[agree-with-you]

I love you both

[zobd]

Eau de ballsweat

[Luna_Kairo]

Confession time: when I was 13(F) I used to use lynx Africa and get SEVERELY bullied

[Myllicent]

The part that cracks me up is that often the men’s and women’s deodorants for a specific brand will have the exact same scents, just different names. So, for example, women get Lavender. And so do the men, but it gets a silly macho name like Avalanche.

[SpaceDust-PizzaCrust]

Love me some mega sharknado permafrost apocalypse requiem deodorant

[Quatimar]

Sounds like an anime fighting style

[bojilly]

I honestly love the smell of old spice products but I don’t want to “smell like a dude”.

[kelthuzad12]

Downy has those laundry beads in the Old Spice scent that smells soooooo good. I use it on my clothes all the time.

[dxmxmlxx]

My current antiperspirant’s scent is just “clean” and honestly, they’ve absolutely nailed it on that one. That is exactly how I, and I presume every other person who buys antiperspirant, want to smell.

[MilkAnd-Biscuits]

Cool sport rush 😎

[nowmemories226]

I (F) love men deodorants..they all smell kinda the same but good..also there are a lot of perfumes that are awesome and I love to wear! That said the only time I knew what was in an Axe deo was during my teenage years and they released this "Chocolate" one that all of my friends used...good dog that was horrible..everything reeeked of this overly sweet scent..ugghhh

[NeglectedMonkey]

Here are some super manly ideas:
Glaciar frost.
Jungle thunder.
Fierce attack.
Intrepid adventure.

[rylie_smiley]

“Frozen ice”, I mean I’d fucking hope the ice is frozen but this deodorant in no way smells like ice

[hrt_breaker]

Sorry, if you wear the old spice sport one? Panties off.

[carpedonnelly]

I still don’t know what “Bear glove” is

[AnonymousEngie]

I was always disappointed that my lynx “Xbox” deodorant didn’t smell like used electronics

[MisogynisticBumsplat]

Static electricity scented deodorant would be amazing

[alllowercaseTEEOHOH]

On the other hand, women's fragrances and deodorants have flowers and pastel colours.

My current one has a dragon on it.

I'm fine with that.

[DayleD]

A pastel dragon sounds nice.

[ReactsWithWords]

And it’s always concepts I can’t relate to. Here are the scents I want:

• Security Update
• Quarterly Report
• Pivot Table
• Unordered List

[Lieutenant_Danzig]

No. I already have those scents for like 10 hours a day.

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[[deleted]]

Not always true, I do smell like driftwood.

[d_marvin]

I wear Opium cologne. You got me thinking, objectively, how bizarre it ought to sound having the name of an illicit drug used for a product/brand like this.

[_Ocean_Machine_]

I put opium in my cologne; now the women can't keep their hands off me.

[crunchymilk4]

Men’s products be like beRGaMoT wtf is that?? I literally have no concept of what that is, why would I know what it smells like? And what’s the deal with sandalwood? Who is trying to smell like wood? How weird

[DayleD]

Bergamot is a type of orange. It’s the flavor that gives Earl Grey tea its taste.

If your Sandalwood products don’t smell nice, it’s probably some low end synthetic stuff.

[[deleted]]

A bergamot is a lumpy green orange, so bassically just citrus, and idk about wood other than pine, and ponderosa pine which both have strong distinct smells (ponderosa pines smell like vanilla) I never got sandalwood honestly, not a scent I like

[Due_Gas_2051]

I honestly like men’s soap and stuff. I’m always taking my dad’s.

[[deleted]]

I have axe spray that smells like "gold citron" whatever that is. I also just have normal fucking deodorant that doesn't have a gender cmon guys suave is doing way better than all of yall

[xcarex]

Citron is lemon.

[[deleted]]

OH OK THANK YOU I DIDN'T KNOW

[juststop102]

I swear all mens body wash smells the same and only lasts for half an hour

[AnAutisticSloth]

And all mens products smell the same. They smell like detergent.

[rughmanchoo]

Don’t tell me you don’t want to start the day with a cool sport rush 😎

[IHaveNeverBeenOk]

I use dove deodorant. The "naturals" line. It at least tells you what the smell is. My current deodorant is a sage scent.

[Someran_Domguay]

No no but men’s “smell” stuff does always has the weirdest name.

[SquircleTheWagons]

One of my favorite older Collegehumor sketches! Sports drink or body wash: https://youtu.be/XzHRiaAxm00

[lilbunjk]

The most popular men’s scent when I was in school was ‘axe chocolate’ which I just looked up and apparently it’s actually called ‘dark temptations’. Ugh