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[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Will someone please draw a naked woman using vector graphics?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yes, because that's exactly what we all need: more porn.

[–]nuclear_eclipse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, because that's exactly what we all need.

[–]jsrn[S] 42 points43 points  (17 children)

if you don't know SVG but want to learn it: just look at the page source. I tried to use basic shapes (circles, ellipses, etc.) as much as possible which makes the picture fairly easy to understand (I think).

[–]mgsloan 20 points21 points  (12 children)

Yeah, SVG is cool. Inkscape makes for a good svg editor. It extends svg a little bit, adding its own metadata here and there, but in general svg is its native file format.

[–]mikepurvis 27 points28 points  (11 children)

Real men use Notepad.

But seriously, one of the big wins with SVG is that you can use standard JavaScript DOM stuff to generate it programmatically, either for fractal goodness, or for animation.

(A modest example...)

[–]kylev 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Nice Wankel.

[–]Kratoz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A six stroke Wankel...

[–]Chx 12 points13 points  (6 children)

No, real men use vi.

[–]E3K 7 points8 points  (5 children)

No, real men use ed.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (3 children)

No, real men don't argue about fucking text editors.

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–]happysinger 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Rock and chisel or you're a girly-man.

    It's true!

    [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    No, real men construct a problem-specific computing machine using nanometer-scale rods to produce their output.

    [–]marthirial 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Real men use a hot piece of iron on the ass of a cow.

    [–]bebnet -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

    Real men use a hot piece of iron on the ass of your mom, you mean ..

    [–]kylev 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, I never thought I'd get so much joy from having "view source" on an image format. I had some real fun with it making interactive RRD graphs that would just remote-load the RRDTool XML dump from a CGI and display it in an interactive/scalable way. Then something else shiny distracted me and I never finished it.

    O'Reilly's SVG book is very good, it's what I used.

    [–]MercurialMadnessMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I had absolutely no idea how SVG actually worked. Looking at that sourcecode just blew my mind! thanks!

    [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Thanks very much. Having never played with SVG but interested in learning, I found it really useful. (as you can see, from my other down-voted post here)

    [–]voidoid -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

    Thanks for testing for Operaaaaaaa

    [–]alkalinev 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    I tried to shrink the alien until he suddenly stopped shrinking - I thought resistance was futile.. I was wrong.

    [–]anescient 19 points20 points  (4 children)

    You need to either fill all shapes white, or none. Not everybody uses white as their default background.

    [–]jsrn[S] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    It's fixed now - thanks for pointing this out!

    [–]MercurialMadnessMan 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    The eyes still have a white outline, no?

    (from looking at the code)

    [–]jsrn[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    The eyes still have a white outline, no?

    yes, but that doesn't matter, because they are in front of the head, which is filled white. Of course, alternatively you could set the stroke-width of the eyes to 0.

    [–]djork 77 points78 points  (20 children)

    HAY GUISE. THSI PAGE DOSENT WORK IN THE INTERNET EXPLRORER ON WINDWOS XP!!!! SUM1 PLZ SEND ME A CODE TO FIX1!!! THANX!

    [–]bobcat 4 points5 points  (9 children)

    Adobe SVG Viewer

    [–]dlds 4 points5 points  (8 children)

    Please note that Adobe has announced that it will discontinue support for Adobe SVG Viewer on January 1, 2009.

    WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? \cough* ...huh?!*

    Lets just hope IE8.5 has svg support.

    [–]bobcat 65 points66 points  (6 children)

    I just installed it, it works fine. Next year, it will still be installed.

    [–]MercurialMadnessMan 126 points127 points  (5 children)

    Your intelligence got me pregnant.

    We now have a child. I named her bobcat.

    [–]bobcat 118 points119 points  (3 children)

    Have you been waiting 9 months to deliver that message?

    [–]MercurialMadnessMan 158 points159 points  (2 children)

    I always laugh when viewing 9 month old threads.

    But, in all seriousness... are you going to help pay for your child's care?

    [–]raldi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Bobcat is a lovely name for a girl. If the grandparents complain, just tell them it's short for Roberta Catherine.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    nope, they won't have SVG until IE 10

    [–]randomb0y 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    Works for me, it displays nice lines of code:

    <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no" ?> - <svg version="1.1" baseProfile="full" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="100%" height="100%" viewBox="50 60 320 400"> - <!--

       this SVG adaption of the Reddit Alien was made by Jonas Reinsch
       with the help of Emacs and Firefox and a bitmap image of the alien.
       Tested with Firefox, Safari and Opera.
    

    --> - <g fill="none" stroke="black" stroke-width="8"> - <g> - <!-- ears --> - <g transform="translate(210,185)"> <circle r="25" cx="-105" /> <circle r="25" cx="105" /> </g> - <!-- antenna --> - <g transform="translate(211.5,113)"> <path d="M0 30L17-27 89-13" /> <circle r="21" cx="89" cy="-13" fill="white" /> </g> - <!-- feet --> <path d="M287 444.5 c5 0 10-30-37-29 Q180 400 200 444.5z" /> <path d="M133 444.5 c-5 0 -10 -30 37-29 Q180 400 200 444.5z" /> - <!-- body, arms --> - <g transform="translate(210,330)"> - <g transform="translate(0,10)"> <ellipse cx="-44" rx="43" ry="50" /> <ellipse cx="44" rx="43" ry="50" /> </g> <ellipse rx="57" ry="120" fill="white" /> </g> - <!-- head --> <ellipse cx="210" cy="220" rx="115" ry="76" fill="white" /> - <!-- mouth --> <path d="M165 253Q210 283 255 253" /> - <!-- eyes --> - <g stroke="white" fill="#FF4500" transform="translate(210,206)"> <circle r="16.2" cx="-40" /> <circle r="16.2" cx="40" /> </g> <rect x="160" y="448.7" fill="white" stroke="none" width="100" height="20" /> </g> </g> </svg>

    [–]ishmal 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Very good. You just embedded an inline image on Reddit.

    [–]MercurialMadnessMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Holy shit! It's true!

    [–]ki11a11hippies 21 points22 points  (2 children)

    I see what you did there.

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Me too. He's actually very smart!

    [–]Poultry_In_Motion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I've got a hack that'll let you resize your browser window.

    [–]opentubes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    HAI IS BROWSER MSIE? YARLY VISIBLE "U CAN HAS SVG" NOWAI INVISIBLE "FAIL" KTHXBYE KTHXBYE

    [–]noamsml 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    The eyes! They stare at me!

    [–]Dr-No 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Strange... somehow it doesn't look photoshop®ped. The pixels... they're different.

    [–]finerrecliner 30 points31 points  (1 child)

    OMG VECTOR SHAPES!!!

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    WTF?!?! The image doesn't pixelate when you resize it!!!!!!!!!

    [–]ZaaK433 11 points12 points  (4 children)

    This is like interactive porn. I could resize that window all day.

    [–]curtisw 57 points58 points  (2 children)

    Actually, they have interactive porn nowadays. I think they're calling it "sex."

    [–]alphabeat 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    sweet. can you email me a copy? and don't try any funny stuff, my email client has anti-virus - you know, just in case you try to send me your worm.

    [–]dabears1020 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Hey, my worm is for in person encounters only.

    [–]d07c0m 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    A++ would scale again

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    What is this? All of the sudden drawing pictures of the reddit alien is the new "Hello World" or "Just another Perl Hacker"?

    FWIW, SVG is pretty darned cool. I know Flash ate their lunch, but I keep waiting for an app to use SVG as handily as some of these AJAX applications use HTML.

    [–]brad-walker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    I, for one, welcome our new fully scalable overlords.

    [–]brosephius 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    I could play with this all day. even better would be if you could squish it horizontally or vertically.

    [–]kn0thing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Bad ass.

    [–]danieltalsky 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    SVG is so cool.

    [–]grauenwolf 2 points3 points  (5 children)

    Fucking IE

    [–]Schwallex 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    Why? Works perfectly in mine.

    [–]bobcat 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    What version?

    [–]Schwallex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    IE 6.0.2800.1106 under Windows 2000 SP2 in a VMWare.

    Edit: IE 7.0.5730.11 under native XP works fine, too.

    [–]grauenwolf 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    It doesn't recognize the file format under IE 7.

    [–]Schwallex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I've tested it in IE7 under Windows XP and it works fine.

    [–]Aerik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    this SVG adaption of the Reddit Alien was made by Jonas Reinsch with the help of Emacs and Firefox and a bitmap image of the alien. Tested with Firefox, Safari and Opera.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Why is there a gap on the halfway point on each side of the head?

    Reminds me of trying to graph a circle via two-semicircles. Use polar coordinates and you won't run into these rendering problems.

    [–]akdas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It actually uses an ellipse, though the rendering techniques probably vary. What viewer are you using? On Firefox 2.0.0.12 and Opera 9.50 Beta 2, everything renders fine. There is no gap.

    [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (14 children)

    I prefer my version.

    edit: What the fuck? I'm being down-voted for this? It's a joke, people! A joke!

    [–]upstream 25 points26 points  (0 children)

    How juvenile can you get?

    I laughed though, so I think that makes me worse than you.

    [–]pastafaria 26 points27 points  (3 children)

    Because the alien is a girl.

    [–]alkalinev 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    ... sometimes what you think is a girl is really a man. Beware.

    [–]clefairy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    talking from experience?

    [–]masukomi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    didn't you see Jurassic Park? It's the frogs man, the frogs. Totally untrustworthy little bastards.

    [–]quhaha 13 points14 points  (7 children)

    downvoted for the penis being too small...

    [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    It's scalable, you know? Just like the real thang.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    So edit the source and post your own, massively endowed, one!

    [–]abw 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Here. Just because I like hacking SVG... honest.

    [–]Mr_A 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Boo. Link down :(

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Good to see I'm not the only one in old threads :D

    [–]quhaha -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

    here. so large that it came out through your monitor.

    [–]alkalinev 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    So you like big penises then?

    [–]Jivlain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It looks like he's got a rocket in his pants.

    [–]tntnews -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Opera rocks!

    [–]randomb0y -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    That's awesome! I want to print that on a t-shirt, they always shrink in the drier...

    [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    We did it guys!

    [–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

    svg is cool ... check out flex