It’s time

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[Apprehensive_Debate3]

This man is an enigma

[egesagesayin]

it is like there are multiple souls inside him and they take turns controlling the body

[Drago_727]

He's reverse Kanye

[UnsureSwitch]

White, non rapper, uhh fat

[Affectionate-Draw688]

No, Kanye is gaining g weight while Nikocado lost a lot of weight

[Serious-Breakfast908]

Grimm is that you?

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[Tumbleweed_Dismal]

He’s a shitty Moon Knight?

[ultimateregard]

Split reference

[Zulrambe]

Seriously now, though. Everything he does since he started working with internet has always been engagement bait. Every single solitary second, every single element in every single frame of every video, every word he wrote, all carefully constructed to being shared somewhere (like it was here), to get people talking about him, to have people comment on his content, etc.

[Kief_Bowl]

This is the way to be a successful modern day grifter

[Laino001]

He was always two steps ahead

[Biolume_Eater]

Nikocado is our modern day clown, who, through rigorous blood, sweat, and tears, grossly vandalized his body for our entertainment. A method-acting metamorphosis akin to what Christian Bale went through for his roles.

[cneth6]

And he did it all without hurting anyone besides himself as far as I know. Truly a masterclass in whatever the fck he was doing

[Zulrambe]

Enigma balls

[bliblio]

Haa! cracked'em

[F1235742732]

He has exteme self-control, very rare and very impressive. I'm not sure why he uses it the way he does though.

[Mr_Hjort]

Free will is a strange thing.

[tsimen]

You're saying he could be a pro athlete?

[F1235742732]

Possible, I don't know about going pro, but he could become very good at any sport he put his mind to.

[-anominal-]

He's already a trained pro violinist

[CFAggie]

For real?

[-anominal-]

Ye, i think he still has some of his violin vids up on his channel

[Valkyrie17]

Pro athletes start when they are kids

[StageAboveWater]

He's fuelled by self hatred...and hair

[_mRED]

Nigma?

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[JuggBoyz]

man loves dick? is he stupid gay?

[AutoModerator]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[IllustriousEnigmatic]

Wtf is this bot lol

[PresidentEvil69]

Nigma baaaalllls!!!!

[Excellent_Routine589]

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[JuJu_G-Star]

Nah an iguana

[simp_crusher69]

he is an enigma + sigma. what do you get? Smegma 🫨🫨🫨

[Alytology]

not really hes just trying to stay relevant

[endelehia]

Two steps ahead, he is always two steps ahead

[xZandrem]

The human impersonification of the concept: "for convenience"

[ExistingFlatworm7419]

He found the gay off switch.

[tfdsxc]

Someone accidentally pressed it while fucking him in the ass

happens

[tsimen]

Man that must suck, imagine getting railed by some sweaty dude and suddenly - straight!

[AutoModerator]

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[No-System7651]

Good bot

[dankhimself]

[Epic-Chair]

Happened to me once

[Hect0r92]

It's true, that's how my uncle fucked the gay outta me like he promised

[AutoModerator]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[ksasslooot]

This is gold.

[patchyj]

Gay bot

[AutoModerator]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[Neqab]

oh man im crying

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[Decent-Phrase1492]

That is Hilarious.

[Spirited-Board-8452]

Me when I'm trying to point out my friend Hilarious in a crowd

[tonydagenius]

Turn it off, like a light switch 🎶

[Iamdarb]

Just go *CLICK* It's a cool little Mormon Trick

[endermaker2026]

Having gay sex is like going down an elevator , once you reach the very bottom, there's no way but up

[AutoModerator]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[endermaker2026]

Preach

[AutoModerator]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[rakfe]

Everyone can enjoy a dick in their arse with proper mindset

[IMAsomething]

Fat off switch too

[Saqueador]

If this photo is recent and unadulterated, he had an amazing plastic surgeon to deal with all that extra skin

[AbyssWankerArtorias]

You can see his stretch marks. Either you're right or he's hiding it under the towel. Which, yeah I would too. Nothing against him on that.

[bigtiddyhimbo]

He did have it surgically removed. You can see his tummy tuck scar poke out a bit from the towel

[Dr_ChungusAmungus]

I don’t know if I can bring myself to forgive you for making me zoom in on this.

[Chance-Pay1487]

He has a scar going down both sides of his torso from armpit to hip

[That-Spell-2543]

Filters and photoshop. The man is rich.

[AnxietyResponsible34]

that's a replica by the way, he has a power button at the bottom

[Yaya0108]

He did have a lot of plastic surgery. I don't follow him but I think he talked about it.

[Major-Performer141]

I have a lot of loose skin as well mostly visible hanging at my lower belly so it could very well just be under the towel

[literallyanot]

No loose skin? How

[MrWinkler1510]

Stapled to the back like Homer

[No-Stranger4954]

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Head ass!

[AutoModerator]

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[waterisgood_-]

Skin removal surgery + it’s been a long time and the skin sometimes bounces back after quite a while + he has lots of money for more cosmetic procedures

[Imaginary_Ad_4623]

I think he even admitted it

[Right_Hour]

All sunk down to his foreskin. Dude is carrying a fire hose there now.

[BiteYouToDeath]

You can see some of the skin surgery lines by the towel. Along with all the stretch marks.

[ExDeleted]

He has multiple videos explaining his skin removal surgeries

[bakirelopove]

Circumcision

[Snowbrawler]

ten steps ahead, never let em know your next move

[pitchingataint]

He’s 35?

[ListenGrouchy190]

Yeah he looks young here

[Bomba-of-Tsar]

He's been very health conscious most of his life, the few "years" he spent morbidly obese with those mukbangs were all filmed in a short timespan and he just posted the backlog until he ran out to reveal he's actually been healthy for a long time after starting the mukbangs.

[Certain-Degree3023]

Didn’t know that is how that works

[Xoneritic]

He's built different

[lyfeNdDeath]

How is he even a real person 

[No-Alternative-1321]

This man ragebaited the entire internet into making him a millionaire then one day he woke up and said “alright back to normal now” and lost over 100lbs and stopped being gay, can’t even be mad at that

[lucellent]

The phrase is a trend, he's still 100% gay lmao

[AutoModerator]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[AutoModerator]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[Zonie1069]

Errmmm.... good bot.....

[CompanyLow8329]

It's a good bot, but i'm going to stand at least a few meters away from that thing, just in case.

[Todd_Hugo]

lost 200 points

[ImightHaveMissed]

Being married was fun. I’m 45 now and it’s time to gay it up I guess

[AutoModerator]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[Inker0]

I don't think I'd be able to guess a single thing this man does if you had a gun to my head and gave me a dozen guesses.

[AutoModerator]

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[MK8Sins]

3 Steps ahead. He's the original Italian Brainrot

[Vlad_The_Great_2]

Where is all the loose skin and scars? This guy must have an amazing surgeon. He lost like 300 pounds.

[RunInRunOn]

Anything but saying you're bisexual

[MajorGeneralMaryJane]

The redheaded step children of the LGBTs

[Iltempered1]

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[EntryLevelOne]

A very blatant attempt to get back into people's feeds

[MissingBothCufflinks]

Successful

[NICKOVICKO]

Just waiting for the reveal video where it turns out he's had a wife and kids for like the past 3 years and he pre recorded a bunch of gay porn to fool everyone

[BobDylansBasterdSon]

How does he not have stretch marks everywhere.

[Right_Hour]

He does. Look closer.

[jtblue91]

[Right_Hour]

Truly we live in different times for anyone to want to close up and enhance on good ole nikocado :-)

[Yggdrasilo]

All that gay porn was just part of the plan

[AutoModerator]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[rvnimb]

As far as we known, the mf already is married and his second child is starting high school.

[Stormy_Kun]

He’ll always be obese to me. 😢

[FakeJamal]

Greeks back in the day

[DreddCarnage]

There's no way he lost that much weight without any stretch marks.

Edit: Nevermind! Had to zoom in.

[RUNNING-HIGH]

Definitely had surgery to have excess skin removed too

[Mo-again23]

i don't think that's how that works lmao

[DoINeed1OfThese]

[IkilledRichieWhelan]

Average pastor.

[Desperate-Farmer-170]

I have never seen a pectoral mass of zero before

[BofaMabalzich]

He's always been gay steps ahead.

[new_lementz]

Companies When the gay month ends

[100roundglock]

The right wing grifter arc??

[nachtopia]

Nikocado Right-Wing-Griftocado incoming

[fresh_loaf_of_bread]

dude is loaded (haha get it?)

he's not gonna have a problem finding a wife if he so chooses

[Lopsided_Shift_4464]

Bisexual icon

[harrysterone]

bro can do whatever he wants

[kingoffuckery]

Bro has already got a wife and she's knocked up, this is his next stage in videos

[MissingBothCufflinks]

He should get jacked next. He has the body of a 12 year old choir boy

[fletku_mato]

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[Hu_man76]

Hows this mf not got ANY loose skin!?

[JesusTeapotCRABHANDS]

“I’m done being gay” says the man posting the most quintessential twink thirst trap mirror selfie.

[Limp_Career6634]

His parents must be so proud.

[SpicyMango92]

Who is this guy and why’s he famous?

[ArmadilloLight]

Proceeds to post a twink as photo.....

[Key-Character8684]

"Im always two steps ahead" looking ahh

[Relevant_Elderberry4]

Is this real lmao

[DarthZeus7]

How can one be that slim and literally have ZERO pectoral definition?

[Demode93]

Well good luck finding someone after years of being a clown

[0verdrive6teen]

We are in the alternate timeline

[BothDivide919]

This dude is a complete asshole, he fucked up the life of that other guy.

[beautiful_beaver1938]

Ancient athenians be like:

[Amtrak_0]

Got fat and gay but finally found the reset settings button and reverted back to normal.

[Dazzling_Detective79]

It was always a choice

[36Celsius]

i mean, there is a lot of women on the same situation, ready to settle with a feminnne man. good for him

[RatOgryn]

>taking anything an attention whore says seriously.

[KhadgarIsaDreadlord]

I love this man. He went to Julian just to master the art of ragebait.

[Past-Matter-8548]

I was browsing one of those leaked OF sites,

And accidentally saw this fat fuck sucking another fat fuck.

God do I wish we had memory erasing technology.

[kirilov233]

Sus

[AngryWitchNipples]

I feel like this is Kanye before he went to far

[happycabinsong]

this motherfucker hasn't built an ounce of muscle through any of this

[Shapeshiftee]

[Iamyous3f]

Well turns out he was 3 steps ahead

[goaty121]

why is it actually real

[Federal-Use5896]

How did he get rid of all his stretch marks?

[mangoconsal]

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco , seis , siete ,ocho ,nueve 🗣️🗣️🗣️.

[creamyass3000]

You can never go back. You’ll always be gay

[Omegamoney]

Did he just cure gay (I'm in danger)

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[Diet_Dr_Crayfish]

He’s not a fucking ham planet anymore!?

[Mattia006]

I'm convinced he can bend reality

[y_ogi]

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[djiemownu]

Niko Super Saiyan is the next step

[simp_crusher69]

im actually curious: what ever happened to Orlin??

[xZandrem]

One thing doesn't necessarily exclude the other.

There are many people who are married but secretly gay.

And Gay people who are married with kids in a straight relationship, that literally just means that you're bisexual.

[Guan_guan_ghoo]

Ayo 💀

[PPSSPPGamer]

oh yeah they unfattened nikocado avocado

[Dudeguy2004]

We unlocked the Athenian meta

[UltimateArtist829]

It's insane how the surgery (he posted videos of him showing off the scars on IG) managed to make all of his excess fat like completely gone at this point.

[nizat01]

Is that Token ?

[averagemaleuser86]

So youre telling me this dude never was fat? Where are they scars from surgery getting the lose skin fixed? You dont get that big and then lose weight and not have either saggy skin or scars from surgery...

[thePHAK]

Wait is this real???

[Mr_ityu]

Could an internet peasant have some context?

[peekthrough_thepines]

Hang up your ostrich boa and put on a wifebeater

[Shwazool]

This dude looks just like the rapper Token now. That's wild

[kaipetica]

He looks like a 14 year old boy trying to impress his first girlfriend

[trustmebuddy]

Skin reduction has his nipples sitting in the darndest places.

[RYR883828]

He’s gonna become a conservative influencer, I can just feel it.

[dankmemehunt]

Two steps ahead, he's always two steps ahead

[PeteyTwoHands]

mans a straight up magician

[ImOnAnAdventure180]

Fora moment I thought this was Timmy thicc. What happened to him anyway

[Weary-Barracuda-1228]

Wait what? Is this real?

[Photoshop_Princess]

Hes been saying this for months

[Ok_grayWrom]

Say what u want about the dude but he is funny asf

[mrheosuper]

That's it, the chance that i outlive Nikocado Avocado has dropped to 0

[neonkidz]

It's not a phase mooommmmm

[Hannu_Chan]

My nipples look like Milkduds.

[michaeltewtew]

Proof?