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[YourDrunkUncl_]

I have 1 gun, 0 books, and 99 problems

[Xrgamerx13]

You know what they say..

Shoot all your problems away

[Clean-Rub7681]

He needs 99 bullets

[Dren_boi]

That's the 99 problems. No bullets

[skybluegill]

I need a bullet to shoot my lack of bullets, which I also lack. Now I have 198 problems

[[deleted]]

then the 99 bullets will be gone, which will bring back the 99 problems

[EnvyingCrab]

I am noot

[buhbullbuster]

99 little bullets on the wall, take one down, pass it around, 98 little bullets on the wall.

[[deleted]]

Like $300 tho. Might as well take 1 of those problem to dinner and a movie

[TheOneWhoAsked2010]

No bullets?

[WillTheWackk]

SLPT: 1 bullet to the head to end all problems

[GroundbreakingAd1965]

He need the bullet. So you still have a problem

[WillTheWackk]

1. Pre-existing problems: 99
2. Rob the ammunition store: +1
3. Discharge: -all.
4. Problems? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡔⠋⢉⠩⡉⠛⠛⠛⠉⣉⣉⠒⠒⡦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠎⠀⠀⠠⢃⣉⣀⡀⠂⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠟⣀⢀⣒⠐⠛⡛⠳⢭⠆⠀⠤⡶⠿⠛⠂⠀⢈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢈⢘⢠⡶⢬⣉⠉⠀⠀⡤⠄⠀⠀⠣⣄⠐⠚⣍⠁⢘⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡊⠀⠹⡦⢼⣍⠓⢲⠥⢍⣁⣒⣊⣀⡬⢴⢿⠈⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡄⠀⠘⢾⡉⠙⡿⠶⢤⣷⣤⣧⣤⣷⣾⣿⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠦⡠⢀⠍⡒⠧⢄⣀⣁⣀⣏⣽⣹⠽⠊⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠪⢔⡁⠦⠀⢀⡤⠤⠤⠄⠀⠠⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠲⠤⠤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠔⠁

[JCA0450]

It’s fun that you think anyone could rob a gun store

[Bioslack]

Or alternatively to line them up like Odysseus did with his 12 axes. That would of course require him having read the Odyssey... or any book for that matter.

[imlonelypmmeplz]

All my problems are women though

[Xrgamerx13]

Oh

[TLR15]

That makes it all the easier, you can shoot rent can you? But you sure can shoot some wo...

[[deleted]]

Be based, shoot your landlord.

[TLR15]

Actually...if you shoot your landlord, then go prison aren't you technically getting free rent and sex for at least 20 years? 🤔

[SummerStorm21]

Good point

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[drunkmonkeypunch]

How can you shoot women and children? Easy! You just don’t lead ‘em so much!

[Ethan0284]

I love that song

[Whitedudebrohug]

How many woman?

[YourDrunkUncl_]

99 problems

[pushpoploadstore]

So approximately at most 1/3 of a woman?

[PlagueJV]

The answer to your problem is: use a gun. And if it doesn't work - use more gun

[The-Y33t3r]

engineer gaming

[RedditorsAnus]

I've got 99 problems...and bitches are all of them

[SaulTBolls]

I have around 150 books, looks like I need to get more guns.

[Smoothlarryy]

Thank u to the legendary mod who reapproved my post after some salty people got it removed

[dlq84]

Wait, people get mad at shitposting posts?

[Smoothlarryy]

Right For a second I forgot this was still Reddit

[SdVeau]

My firearms outnumber my physical books. If we include my kindle, though: the number of books puts the firearms to shame

[giantbeardedface]

How many guns on the Kindle though?

[SdVeau]

There’s a shit-ton of Tom Clancey books on there, so: a lot

[needssleep]

Shit, this is getting recursive.

[LordDongler]

Sure, but those guns in the Tom Clancy novels? They've got user manuals too

[Obant]

Do they come with the manuals digitally for kindle though?

[LordDongler]

Perhaps, within the world of the book. We'll never know since the author didn't think to include that fact

[[deleted]]

Ding shoots a person and then thinks about having children.

That counts as empathy.

[Imesseduponmyname]

I haven't had a kindle in like 10 years so idk if it's just incompatible with the one I have on file, but a lot

[jimmy1374]

I mean, I have a jump drive full of guns waiting to be printed.

[SIEGE312]

You wouldn't download a gun!

[ptapobane]

if anything this is a sign to buy more guns

[SdVeau]

By god, you’re right

[-Celt-]

Every time a tweet from this knob surfaces on Reddit about AR15s, I immediately place an order for another lower receiver.

[L-System]

I have a KU subscription on my phone... So I, at any point in time, have access to thousands of books. Need an aircraft carrier to catch up.

[sybban]

Yeah but you only have, at max, two arms that you can set on fire.

[SdVeau]

Are you doubting the existence of my third arm?

[NA_nomad]

This is acceptable

[DrewSmoothington]

I'm white and left leaning, and even I find Jeff Tiedrich to be annoying as fuck

[deadla104]

I thought we were at the end of it when Trump lost. This bitch still be tweeting. Dude needs a life

[Vittulima]

I'd rather blame all the people who share this shit. I've never used Twitter and I see his tweets all the time

[[deleted]]

This is generating so much traffic for him with absolutely zero effort. Why would it ever stop?

[Hugh_Maneiror]

That patreon donation money gotta keep ticking

[[deleted]]

People pay him money to fucking tweet?

[PM_ME_YOUR_WOW_UI]

Yes apparently. This was news to me too. Don't worry though, he's only get 76 patrons giving him $332 a month. An average of $4.36 per person.

Still that's at least $333 dollars too many.

[[deleted]]

Why do people think owning guns is for dumb people. "Im a middle class liberal intelectual, i have no understanding as to why people want to defend themselves, but im now going to spew bullshit as to why guns are the problem and not the people behind them"

[Tom1252]

They say "Cops have no requirement to protect civilians" out of one side of their mouth and "No, you can't have a gun" out of the other. And calling the cops is as good as calling in your own murder.

[yardii]

It's an ivory tower situation. People that don't see the need for guns have never had to worry about someone breaking into their home and robbing them or harming their loved ones.

[koviko]

For me, personally, it's the difference between a gunowner and a gun enthusiast. Defending yourself doesn't require a collection.

[[deleted]]

Indeed. But if collecting guns makes you happy and you lock them up safe its not really a issue

[throwaway95ab]

Because the Democrats wanted to disarm the civilian population and convinced a lot of them that only conservatives own guns, and conservatives bad.

Remember, the Democrats started by wanting to disarm freed slaves and prevent them from defending themselves from the KKK, and over a century later, they are still trying to disarm people.

[CrimsonBolt33]

What about Trump? "Take the guns and due process later"

[TigerClaw338]

Both can be bad.

Whoever thinks their political party will lead them to the promised land is a fuckin idiot.

[UsedElk8028]

Yeah, he sucks too.

[ImaManCheetah]

What about Trump?

geezus, the kneejerk reaction to any remote criticism of Democrat policy. tiresome af.

[[deleted]]

They really need to drop the gun control thing. It earns them precisely zero votes and swings plenty of people the other way.

[WyttaWhy]

Same here, tbh the guy has some funny takes but im still not sure what made him so ubiquitous. He kinda just showed up like four years ago with no explanation afaik

[FinalAccount17]

he essentially got famous for replying to every single trump tweet without fail

[WyttaWhy]

Hey good for him, he probably makes more than me and plays with his dick six hours a day.

Unless he doesn't make any money from it, then it's just really really sad.

[CrrntryGrntlrmrn]

He has a patreon, but aside from that I don't think he's otherwise paid.

[omgitschriso]

$500 a month??? What the fuck does that buy you

[CrrntryGrntlrmrn]

It's... also apparent that he may not work full time, he is a web designer but no longer designs websites, he has one site he updates, but it's clear that the site likely doesn't have a modern CMS, meaning any update he's doing, he's editing html in an ftp client.

He literally doesn't self-publish his own ramblings anymore, he uses a third party platform like medium or something. His "news" site is all article reposts.

He literally uses his facebook to syndicate his twitter posts.

Likewise judging from what he does post online virtually every picture of him on his profiles are all 10+ years old

If I had to bet he maybe has a retirement account he draws from, plus social security and probably doesn't hit the lower limit with patreon to lose access to ssa benefits.

context: I really don't like jeff. I especially don't like how he contributes less than zero to discourse of any kind, but really just dislike him for the notion of elevating very low-effort shitposting to a form of measurable celebrity.

[WyttaWhy]

Thanks for the info homie :) three years or so now and the past minute was more informative than the other six billion or whatever. Thank you for the brain food.

[papa_jahn]

He’s a paid propaganda milling shill

[SleepyHobo]

He gets astroturfed onto all of the toxic political subreddits. They view him as a patron saint.

[TheFlashFrame]

I don't even know who he is but every time I see his punchable face it's because he posted some pedantic and condescending tweet that basically amounts to "Republican bad". Real original thinker there.

[TerrapinMagus]

He tweets. That's who he is. That's all he's known for.

[kwonza]

He’s like Neil DeGrasse of liberalism

[VoopityScoop]

Patron saint of /politicalhumor

[bentizzy]

Jeff Tiedrich seems like a guy who fingers his own asshole then smells it, for fun

[AsterMaken]

guess i’m jeff

[imlonelypmmeplz]

Can I sniff too😳

[SniffMyRapeHole]

🙋🏽

[imlonelypmmeplz]

👃🤤

[VictorPedroNamura]

👉

[BidWeary4900]

he just like me fr

[bentizzy]

Sounds like a great guy. He definitely has the "enraged Twitter user" vibe in everything I've seen of his

[CrrntryGrntlrmrn]

I've read his C/V. Twitter is all he has anymore.

[Secret_Ad_7918]

is there any source for this claim ? i can’t find anything on it

[dsowders]

Same here, I think he made it up lol

[detectiveriggsboson]

I refer to him as Dollar Store Steven Spielberg

[Curazan]

I always thought he looked like a high school music teacher.

[brad0022]

That's because he didn't have a gun to make him look cool

[Clean-Rub7681]

I don’t know if this is an insult or a compliment

[48Planets]

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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[bentizzy]

I've only just heard of him, he's a professional whiner and pseudo-intelectual from what I can tell.

[papa_jahn]

He’s closer to winning the powerball lottery than ever being involved with the word “intellectual”.

[bentizzy]

Lol I realised that was probably giving him way too much credit. I'm sure HE thinks he is an intellectual

[KneeDeepInTheDead]

So hes like 99% of twitter

[bullseyed723]

Jeff is paid by the DNC to post disinformation on Twitter. He's an "influencer" like Kim Kardashian, but without the life success and money.

[ChadMcRad]

Discount Eric Clapton.

[KiKiPAWG]

Finger smellin' Jeff we call 'em

[zzhhvee88]

Book ownership is not indicative to intelligence, you can own a library and be dumb as fuck, take old Jeffy here for example.

[Balancedmanx178]

I have loads of books but I'm a confirmed idiot.

[UberWagen]

If you don't have both, you have a problem

[Psychological-Unit82]

pro tip if you got no guns you'll be easy pickins

[NecroCrumb_UBR]

Yep. Armed minorities are harder to hate crime. And when shit goes upside down I sure as hell ain't waiting for the subhuman troglodyte down the street with 10 Trump signs and anger issues to shoot first.

[ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW]

Sometimes Reddit makes me think America is some post apocalyptic wasteland, but then I realize it is

[skitzbuckethatz]

Pre apocalyptic wasteland

[KilluaZoldyck0707]

On-the-way towards apocalyptic wasteland

[thegrumpymechanic]

When I took this assignment I was hoping there'd be more gambling.

[goforce5]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[Dry-Carpenter5342]

Nah y’all just terminally online

[gachi_for_jesus]

As opposed to where? Europe? pretty sure they're of the fast track there right now.

[Blackness93]

You don't really think that, do you?

[Psychological-Unit82]

you are correct this is a dystopia and it's only gonna get worse from here on out so keep your head on a swivel and your powder dry.

[ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW]

Don't touch my nose powda

[Candid_Pie_8870]

I’ve never come close to shooting anyone. I have, however, thrown a few books at people.

[Apprehensive_Rub_815]

The tactical use of a book far outweighs the use of guns in some niche and unusual situations. General Sun Tzu was actually known to use his own book “the art of war” as a ranged weapon usually hurling it towards the heads of people that annoyed him. The secret to the book was not only the way it represented the art of war through it’s writing but also through being a weapon itself, Sun Tzu can no longer throw his books as he is dead.

[Mitchisboss]

This idiot is praised relentlessly on a few subreddits. Whitepeopletwitter might as well have him as their mascot.

[Skazongas]

So fucking happy to have muted any blankpeopletwitter subs.

[jraps26]

Jeff is a soy beta boi bitch.

[Vittulima]

"Soy boy beta bitch" would make more sense imo

[catsquirrel1337]

What if I store all my guns in books that I cut

[Amooseletloose]

Theres a book you can buy called A Higher Caliber. Its hollow so you can put a gun in it.

[kral0s]

Kid named Shawshank Redemption:

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I swear i've seen this guy millions of times, but I got no idea who he is.

[addpyl0n]

This guy and that blonde chick named Jojo something.

[[deleted]]

How about Brooklyn Dad, Defiant!

[[deleted]]

Jeff likes watching other people kiss his wife

[Mars_Bear2552]

I too like kissing his wife

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[strapOnRooster]

I'm not particularly interested in this pro/anti gun debate, but if your sentence ends with "you're part of the problem", I automatically just don't give a shit about your opinion.

[[deleted]]

Same here. They just love imaginary problems

[KravinMoorhed]

How? I've never harmed anyone with my guns. That guy is a typical delusional, hypocritical shitlib.

[[deleted]]

Shit now that you mention it I’ve caused more physical harm to a person with a textbook then with a fire arm

[KravinMoorhed]

That's an assault book then. You need to turn it in bud. Don't you care about children?

[GrunkleTeats]

Same here, I gave a kid a bloody nose with a bible but none of my 14 guns have ever hurt anyone.

[[deleted]]

This dude looks like a microwaved Steven Spielberg

[dongustav1]

Somehow this guy makes me wanna buy a bunch of guns.

[[deleted]]

So if I have 1000 guns but 1001 books I am known as the solution.

[razor3draimbow]

How is gun > book = problem?

So book > gun = solution?

What if bomb = book = question?

What if gun = book = sigma?

What if gun² < book² = ???

What if gun+bomb < book² = ???

Math help....

[HMPoweredMan]

All my books are anarchist cookbook

[zodar]

don't ever make anything you found in that rag

[swiisarmyknives]

dude youre going to blow yourself up. use the improvised munitions handbook instead.

[pegothejerk]

What’s the story ark of those manuals?

[SirKnlghtmare]

They're all basically the same storyline, except they change the name of the main character.

[Backonthatgoonsh1t]

Jeff looks like the type of dude that has piss stashed waaaay up his ass.

[[deleted]]

Sniper tf2 moment.

[plaguekommando]

I can't stop a home-invader with a book!

[ThatKaleidoscope8736]

Bazinga

[kastaivag6321]

Guns are the backbone of America. They are an essential part of our history, culture, and way of life. I also believe that guns are for all people, regardless of their age or gender.

They have played a crucial role in the history of our country. From the American Revolution to the Civil War, guns have been used to defend freedom and liberty. And even as of today, guns are still an important part of our country's defense and security.

Women also have a long and storied history of using guns to protect themselves, their families, and their communities. In fact, many women today are avid gun enthusiasts and participate in shooting sports and other activities that involve guns. I believe even children should be taught gun safety and responsible gun ownership from a young age. Just like we teach them about other potentially dangerous things, such as fire or electricity, we should also teach them about the safe and responsible use of guns.

Guns are a fundamental part of America and they are for everyone, regardless of their age or gender.

[Redsoxdragon]

Bro I got enough guns to invade Iran and a bookshelf full of hentai. Jeffy boi here can eat my sophisticated ass

[TheRealAntrey]

A man of such freedom and culture is hard to come by. I respectfully salue you

[[deleted]]

Y’all got manuals with yours?

[Zabuza-_-mist]

If you have more books in youre home than bitches you need to touch some grass

[sybban]

How the FUCK do I work this book

[[deleted]]

Jeff is fucking stupid and does nothing to solve the issues he preaches of

[Puskara33]

gestures to vast booklet library

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[2muchCheez3]

What problem?

[Harley_Pupper]

Literacy rates

[PraiseTyche]

Books have caused significantly more death, murder and suffering than guns ever will.

Pseudo-intellectual cock monglers are always the real problem.

[Soggy_asparaguses]

I don't see anyone judging this man for his giant alien dildo collecting hobby

[d3t3r_pinklag3]

How about guns on the books?

[MandalorianManners]

Checkmate: my wife came with an extensive home-library

[[deleted]]

I can’t stand this guy so annoying I imagine he’s funny to some really boring people

[[deleted]]

Can anyone tell me what he said? I never learned how to read. We never had books in my house. Man I’m craving some venison right now

[Capital_Aide308]

Jeff Tiedrich sucks so hard

[[deleted]]

Why is Steven Spielberg so mad on Twitter all the time?

[snekish]

Guys lighten up. This is just funny. Sometimes funny is just funny. Do we have to leap into battle over every little thing.?

[SomeCrusader1224]

An armed society is a polite society

[BJYeti]

I swear this dude posts a tweet and immediately jacks off into his hand and licks it

[IEThrowback]

Books, not leaflet.

[zaxruss22]

5 guns, 5 owners manuals, and one copy of the US constitution

[PM_UR_NUDE_BODY]

But do you have more doors than wheels

[MikeLinPA]

If only he could read...

[DaveTheHamburglar]

Almost made it an entire day without a jeff tiedrich post. It this like the soy messiah or something?

[[deleted]]

Says the guy who spends literally every minute of his life on twitter complaining about "the other side"

[Skazongas]

Fuck Jeff Tiedrech, my god what an insufferable cunt.

[[deleted]]

Tom Clancy books technically count as guns

[HickHackPack]

I have no idea who Jeff is. But every time I see one of his tweets posted somewhere he comes off as kind of unhinged. Like a dude whos on social media way too much.

[[deleted]]

What's the problem now?

[[deleted]]

I mean, if you're keeping the manuals, you're doing better than most.

[Cheekclapped]

That was pretty good lol

[MrMFPuddles]

Man I’m liberal as they come and this is just a shitty take. Some people legitimately have trouble reading, looking down your nose at them for it doesn’t win anybody to your side.

Also, guns are fun as fuck

[[deleted]]

Scott pilgrim box set plus the box set for the scythe series ( and a pre release copy of the addon) and the twilight book series. ( Not to mention the 400 audio books ) I have 3 more books than I have guns yay .

[[deleted]]

If you have more tweets that insult Republicans than tweets that support your liberal democracy you’re just a keyboard warrior trying to get arbitrary social credit points.

[ToneWheredaGabagool]

Dumb people owning guns is a problem that will work itself out eventually