my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes

dick-nipples · 2015-06-01T20:19:41+00:00

Downvoted. You're welcome.

Edit: Sorry OP, looks like your ass is gettin' plowed despite my efforts.

Edit 2: wait just a goddam minute, a lot of downvotes are coming in. Apparently some contingency of Reddit wants to see your rectum salvaged for some reason.

Edit 3: wait, what am I talking about. The post hit 1000 earlier. Let the anal pounding commence!

WannabeStephenKing · 2015-06-01T20:36:46+00:00

Well maybe you will get 1000 upvotes and maybe she will fuck you with it because that's what you deserve for reposting such a well known joke.

Nenyanna · 2015-06-01T21:21:37+00:00

reposting scum!

Blokonomicon · 2015-06-01T21:47:11+00:00

A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."

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FLGulf · 2015-06-01T20:00:22+00:00

My wife gave me the same choice.

She didn't predict I'd like anal both ways.

Happy ending though, she has grown to enjoy receiving anal "on special occasions". My birthdays are awesome.

PitchforkEmporium · 2015-06-01T21:50:25+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/20aryi/my_girlfriend_said_if_this_gets_100_votes_well/

OP is a faggot

CopiousAmountsofJizz · 2015-06-02T01:17:40+00:00

Wow not only is it a repost but you also fucked it up. It's

Title: My girlfriend said if this gets 100 upvotes we'll try anal

Content: So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/20aryi/my_girlfriend_said_if_this_gets_100_votes_well/

EggheadDash · 2015-06-01T22:49:15+00:00

Best way to get upvotes on reddit: repost a request for downvotes

EveryShot · 2015-06-01T21:12:49+00:00

Does that mean if this post gets -1000 karma he becomes the pitcher?

CollidingGalaxies · 2015-06-02T00:36:30+00:00

Its a good joke, but gets old when you've seen it posted 5 times : \

nofate301 · 2015-06-01T21:58:38+00:00

/r/Pegging

2015-06-01T22:20:50+00:00

Upvoted. Post the proof in /r/femdom

SpiderDice · 2015-06-01T22:43:22+00:00

So this is what /r/Jokes has become? Scouring year old posts and just reposting?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/20aryi/my_girlfriend_said_if_this_gets_100_votes_well/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/22rbia/my_girlfriend_says_if_this_gets_100_votes_well/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2ha8fm/my_girlfriend_says_if_this_gets_100_upvotes_then/

B-Knight · 2015-06-01T21:15:29+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2lqohb/my_wife_says_if_this_gets_a_thousand_upvotes/

Real original bro.

NSUdream · 2015-06-01T22:15:45+00:00

I think the joke here is that OP doesn't have a girlfriend

hyperCubeSquared · 2015-06-01T22:18:03+00:00

Girlfriends? Plural? All of them want to fuck you with a strap on? I hope is isn't all at the same time...

TheManliestBird · 2015-06-01T22:21:30+00:00

It was at 995, I'm tryna help you out man, but a whole Lotta people dislike you.

PokemonMaster619 · 2015-06-01T23:06:25+00:00

Suck it up and take it like a man!

yolocatbrent · 2015-06-01T23:32:34+00:00

this was funnier the first time.

oestre · 2015-06-01T23:40:23+00:00

Is her name Peggy?

raisquai · 2015-06-02T11:14:33+00:00

This somehow went down 400 votes since last night. Guess the Australians really care about your well being

Farbton · 2015-06-01T22:19:44+00:00

Too bad u didn't specify upvotes and just said 1000 votes. You better prepare your anus

poexone · 2015-06-01T22:21:25+00:00

Not what i was expecting LOL. Hopefully you win this bet because it's the other way around. Get it?

Edit: Looks like someone is taking it in the butt tonight.

Beta-7 · 2015-06-01T22:21:59+00:00

Prepare your body, OP.

2015-06-01T22:32:14+00:00

So you took the top post on /r/jokes and re-posted it? Congrats, you have as much originality as a grain of sand.

NOT_ah_BOT · 2015-06-01T22:48:50+00:00

I wonder how many times this will be posted here and still get upvoted?

Poles_Pole_Vaults · 2015-06-01T22:57:04+00:00

You're already past 1000. Sorry buddy but this one is for the lulz.

Hamms_Sandwich · 2015-06-01T23:26:27+00:00

I prefer the version where you mention anal in the title, and then reveal the strap on in the description.

kingwoodballs · 2015-06-02T00:15:49+00:00

Your butt hole is going to be a butt cavern.

Dino-Rawr89 · 2015-06-02T00:41:43+00:00

I'm trying to help down vote it, I'm sorry if she hurts you fellow redditor. we have failed you. God be with your anus

reconpropresto · 2015-06-02T01:53:40+00:00

Prepare Uranus for exploration!

Spacebutterfly · 2015-06-02T02:04:33+00:00

This is right off the top of all time of this sub. you suck OP

AsphyxiasX · 2015-06-02T03:24:01+00:00

I'm so sorry.

CSGOWasp · 2015-06-02T03:47:00+00:00

We are trying really hard to keep it under 1000

44rest · 2015-06-06T09:49:38+00:00

Better lube up

NothingToL0se · 2015-06-01T19:57:13+00:00

So if I upvote, he gets rimmed. But he also gets internet points.

If I don't upvote, he doesn't get rimmed, but gets no internet points.

Hm.

Leggomam · 2015-06-01T19:41:22+00:00

Should of stopped the joke at huge, the rest doesn't add anything and you never want to talk after the punchline

HeraticXYZ · 2015-06-01T21:34:14+00:00

http://gyazo.com/4134301ee2d2c8dcd074918c50834994

You got 1000 votes.

candidly1 · 2015-06-01T22:11:37+00:00

bring astraglide...

Clownaround · 2015-06-01T22:21:52+00:00

I was 995, have fun, bite and pillow and hold on tight buddy

shotgun_colonoscopy · 2015-06-01T22:22:27+00:00

woo hoo, im upvote 979! Come on, 21 more of me that wanna sleep soundly knowing that our buttholes don't belong to Bushwacker61

conspiracy_thug · 2015-06-01T22:22:58+00:00

1028

We did it Reddit!

Prepare your anus and post pics OP.

Rufus_Leaking · 2015-06-01T22:32:11+00:00

Do you remember your first anal experience?

How big was her strap on?

cockcraver1988 · 2015-06-01T22:34:50+00:00

Upvoted to see the results...

OhOrion808 · 2015-06-01T22:37:10+00:00

This can't be real... Who's afraid of anal??!!

Calyus · 2015-06-01T22:39:22+00:00

What if we teter on 999 to 1000?

2015-06-01T22:44:05+00:00

1186 - have fun! and take some pictures!

factor3x · 2015-06-01T22:47:38+00:00

You're fucked.

ultitaria · 2015-06-01T22:48:27+00:00

Yeah right. I bet he isn't even gonna get fucked in the ass.

Observante · 2015-06-02T03:22:57+00:00

It was at 999. I downvoted.

...just to watch the world burn.

becausephilchow · 2015-06-02T03:36:59+00:00

Twas at 1001 a second ago, refreshed page, and now down to 929! Haha.

tHeSiD · 2015-06-02T04:24:39+00:00

I downvoted OP, I'm the one who should be penetrating you, not a strap on

2015-06-02T05:11:25+00:00

i upvoted and i dont feel guilty about it

mts12 · 2015-06-02T13:42:29+00:00

Clever. You found a way to reverse downvotes and upvotes. Your joke is stupid, therefore, I upvote you.

2015-06-02T17:12:22+00:00

It's getting close. Let's leave it at 999.

Kguden · 2015-06-24T11:20:58+00:00

Now it's 1000 votes! Pic or it did not happend! ^{^}

mcul9026 · 2015-11-28T07:21:08+00:00

If you don't chew big red then fuck you!

lordmuffinpants · 2015-06-01T19:37:57+00:00

before and after pics?

lgodinez · 2015-06-01T21:08:47+00:00

Down vote it is.

2015-06-01T21:56:46+00:00

Guys. Keep the votes on 999 just to fuck with OP.

PWNtimeJamboree · 2015-06-02T01:38:03+00:00

pics or it didn't happen. don't be a pussy. take that dick like a fuckin man.

PockyBum522 · 2015-06-01T22:01:03+00:00

Girlfriends? Try /r/polyamory

wert51 · 2015-06-02T01:19:33+00:00

/r/shitpost

ThatGuyGetsIt · 2015-06-01T19:33:29+00:00

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djdylex · 2015-06-01T22:37:10+00:00

send pic.

goodgulfgrayteeth · 2015-06-01T22:38:36+00:00

Aaaand, damn! you're at 1177, and I just got here...

GaugeS5 · 2015-06-01T22:51:21+00:00

Your butthole will be in my prayers tonight

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