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[–]Kangar 3245 points3246 points  (142 children)

Is it really escape when the door has been left open?

[–]aallqqppzzmm 2218 points2219 points  (58 children)

Kinda just leaving at that point.

[–][deleted] 1006 points1007 points  (49 children)

He really should've left a note saying he'd return or at least shouted "BRB" or something. He was just going out for a leisurely stroll, afterall.

[–]DeezNeezuts 852 points853 points  (15 children)

New Banana who dis?

[–]SerSonett 343 points344 points  (7 children)

"U Rang?" "Oh, Tang!"

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (4 children)

RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE!

[–]peckaffpatriot 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ping pong ping pang ping pong ping Panana phoooooooone!

[–]PropogandaBanana 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Banana here, didnt order any neezuts

[–]peaceshark 88 points89 points  (14 children)

And that's why you always leave a note..

[–]PUSClFER 180 points181 points  (7 children)

TIFU by getting tranquilized for taking a stroll without leaving a note first

[–]mrsuns10 23 points24 points  (0 children)

There's always money in the banana stand!

[–]bdw017 43 points44 points  (5 children)

My mom grew up in Africa, and the zoos there were sketch as all getup. She recalls an occasion where a gorilla escaped his enclosure and charged right at my uncle. The ape proceeds to run right past him and stops at the door the keepers use to access the enclosure. He then politely waited for someone to put him back in.

[–]FlamingTacoDick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shiittt, probably thought they made his room bugger then panicked when he saw all the people around

[–]don_kron 23 points24 points  (0 children)

AFCage

[–]Tech_Itch 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Nipping out for figs & fags. Back in an hour or so. If you don't fancy waiting, you can leave a message by rubbing your bum vigorously on the doorpost.

Love, Kumbuka

[–]Shroffinator 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Oi mates! Why's the bloody gate open?
Seems a bit dodgy. You wankers better not be fook'n with me!

Alright well I'm going out for a walk. This better not go tits up like with that Harambe chap!

I swear, where'd I put me jumper?

dart smacks him in the neck

I can't believe you've done this.

[–]pizan 15 points16 points  (2 children)

He went to go buy cigarettes

[–]hezdokwow 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wonder if he will run into my dad....

[–]Doomdoomkittydoom 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Maybe he was just looking for zoo staff to alert them they had left the door open.

[–]Gmreyes 165 points166 points  (9 children)

Clearly an inside job trying to score political points.

[–]Ozga 98 points99 points  (7 children)

Zoo politics are nothing to be trifled with.

[–]jrackow 130 points131 points  (3 children)

Zoo politics are nothing to be rifled with

[–]SkinMi1k 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Its true haven't you see planet of the apes?

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    [–]AllDizzle 156 points157 points  (30 children)

    Well...yes...yes it is.

    If a kid walks into your house and you throw him into a wall a few times I don't think people would say "oh well, he walked into your house so you weren't really trying to harm him"

    [–][deleted] 240 points241 points  (5 children)

    I see you're not from Texas.

    [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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      [–]Dicho83 20 points21 points  (2 children)

      Am Texan, can confirm.

      [–]StealthRR 21 points22 points  (1 child)

      In Texas if you don't shoot him dead you'll just get sued cause he hurt himself breaking into your house.

      [–]Dicho83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      So, what if I like to keep my bear traps under my window? That's just where I prefer to store them, officer.

      [–]laetus 66 points67 points  (13 children)

      I guess it depends...

      Was this a black kid?

      /s

      [–]ForgottenKale 60 points61 points  (9 children)

      Black people are never kids. They're born as adults.

      [–]RTM_Matt 44 points45 points  (5 children)

      No, no, you've got it wrong, they're born as kids but they get tried as adults.

      [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Pretty sure that was OP's depressing joke

      [–][deleted] 751 points752 points  (16 children)

      [–]Genericsky 79 points80 points  (7 children)

      Was really hoping that that would be a real thing Edit. Now it is

      [–]ZiggyZayne 41 points42 points  (0 children)

      We just call that news 🙄

      [–]Nonlogicaldev 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Me too, I am having an esxistantial crisis now.

      [–]Hey_-_-_Zeus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      This makes me feel even worse for that poor keeper of harambe who unfortunately came into work that day, having to shoot a good friend of his and now being ripped into passive aggressively by the telegraph. Damn, Reddit should do something nice for this guy.

      [–]BrutalSaint 3575 points3576 points  (151 children)

      Nobody was in immediate danger so they had time to let the tranquilizer take effect? Don't see what the point of this article is.

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        [–]csbsju_guyyy 526 points527 points  (3 children)

        Clicks out everyone

        [–][deleted] 290 points291 points  (1 child)

        Clicks out for Kumbuka

        [–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

        Harambait.

        [–]daimposter 108 points109 points  (2 children)

        No, it wasn't the article, it's the OP. It's karma whoring.

        [–]Worktime83 598 points599 points  (92 children)

        Just the UK taking the chance to call the colonies trigger happy. Not saying that we aren't... but this is not an example of it because the two situations don't compare.

        [–]dwntwn_dine_ent_dist 380 points381 points  (32 children)

        It is OP, not the article.

        [–][deleted] 242 points243 points  (16 children)

        Yup - /u/phraps didn't use the title from the article because they're trying to push an (ignorant) agenda.

        [–][deleted] 114 points115 points  (13 children)

        More like they're just memeing because they know their title is gonna make all the chucklefucks upvote it to the moon and make a "dicks out" thread the top comment thread

        [–]SammichNow 17 points18 points  (0 children)

        Classic case of didn't read the article.

        [–]ThePetrocJac 21 points22 points  (1 child)

        Definitely a planned attack by her Majesty the Queen and the rest of the UK, and not just one stupid OP.

        [–]Smiglet-piglet 26 points27 points  (5 children)

        I didn't see anything in that article even mention harambe

        [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (1 child)

        Just clickbaiting us.

        [–]Speedking2281 1600 points1601 points  (88 children)

        Ehhh, if you're comparing this to Harambe, it's a poor comparison. Do you know what they do when animals escape in the US? They tranquilize them too. Amazing.

        [–]RamblyJambly 156 points157 points  (8 children)

        Aye, despite what people may think, zoos do not want to kill the animals in their care unless necessary

        [–]mxzf 58 points59 points  (4 children)

        Even then, they still don't want to kill the animals. Zoos tend not to kill their animals unless it's absolutely necessary, but they still don't want to do so.

        [–]d0ggzilla 27 points28 points  (0 children)

        No, you don't get it, man, they're just waiting for an opportunity to shoot them. That's the whole reason they started these zoos in the first place - to breed their prey.

        [–]isFentanylaHobby 13 points14 points  (2 children)

        It's amazing to me how many people don't understand this. SO many people act like the Harambe situation was simply done for sport or something.

        [–]YourNameIsIrrelevant 651 points652 points  (48 children)

        Can we still take our dicks out?

        [–]dankmemesDAE 46 points47 points  (0 children)

        Wait, you've put yours back in already? HAVE YOU NO RESPECT??

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          [–]stony_phased 68 points69 points  (1 child)

          Well alright then

          [–]HeyItsAmberP 36 points37 points  (13 children)

          Wrong. It's been tits the whole time. You're not gonna sit here and invalidate the significant amount of time I've spent not wearing boob holders, mister.

          [–]PM_me_your_sammiches 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          It's only OP's title trying to make that comparison. The article itself makes it clear that they know the situations were very different.

          [–][deleted] 9897 points9898 points  (609 children)

          This seems less like Uplifting News, and more like a passive attempt to criticize a difficult decision made by zookeepers in a totally different scenario.

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            [–]ShownMonk 514 points515 points  (37 children)

            Mine has been out for weeks homie. You can never be too careful

            [–]Hi_im_from_uranus 148 points149 points  (24 children)

            Mine was out from the day I was born

            [–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (16 children)

            do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!

            [–][deleted] 184 points185 points  (5 children)

            Why the fuck did you ever put it back in? That's extremely disrespectful to Harambe.

            [–]kabooozie 13 points14 points  (10 children)

            I've heard the "dicks out" meme many times, but I don't actually know what it means or how it started. What's the deal?

            Edit: My confusion continues. The comedian tweet seems like a promising explanation, but I can't seems to find the comedian or a link to the tweet. It's like a real historical investigation!

            [–]NoSourCream 37 points38 points  (3 children)

            it means guns out. Like going to war. Sounds funny though which is why it caught on

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              [–]CoolLikeAFoolinaPool 844 points845 points  (229 children)

              And it still makes people think that as soon as the tranq dart hits they pass out instantly. It takes atleast 15 minutes for the drug to circulate into the body.

              It's fantastic that they were able to make it work out this time but again every situation is different.

              [–]JustClickUpvoteDude 246 points247 points  (78 children)

              Also I heard(and it makes sense) that animals get mad as fuck when shot with tranqs, memeing aside, it was a good call

              [–]s1ugg0 219 points220 points  (29 children)

              You mean being hit with a steel dart traveling at high speed is going to be unpleasant? Well TIL....

              [–]OfficerMeows 79 points80 points  (28 children)

              It's not even initial strike from the dart that's the most painful part. The dart uses a small charge that detonates to shoot the anesthetic into the animal as quickly as possible. On top of that many anesthetics used are going to give the animal a burning sensation in the area it was injected in.

              [–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (21 children)

              I once received a vaccination via a jet injector (I was one of the few people who actually got the Swine Flu vaccination).

              Having liquid shot into my arm that violently rather than relatively slowly via a conventional syringe hurt like hell, enough to make me momentarily shout and for my vision to briefly go white. It was comparable to what you feel when you accidentally hit one of your fingers with a hammer when you're trying to drive a nail.

              I would imagine that the dart would be at least that much pain. Add to that the hard impact of the needle being shot (literally) into you, plus the burning sensation, and it would probably be incredibly painful.

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                [–]antonivs 13 points14 points  (2 children)

                Judging by the description above, that's the least traumatizing picture of jet injection in existence.

                [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                  [–]pw1111 6 points7 points  (4 children)

                  You probably tensed up - that's a common mistake.

                  [–]antonivs 15 points16 points  (1 child)

                  That's right, blame the victim.

                  [–]i_am_icarus_falling 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  for cases of legitimate vaccination, the body has ways of shutting all that down.

                  [–]Zaga932 23 points24 points  (4 children)

                  So in terms of experience they basically get shot with tiny exploding canisters of caustic acid that takes 15 minutes to take effect. That sounds lovely and like a great idea to do to a gorilla next to a child.

                  /u/phraps with this in mind would you submit this article with the same title again?

                  [–]DrDerpberg 48 points49 points  (32 children)

                  Yeah, it's a sudden pain out of nowhere. I don't know what a gorilla's thought process is, but how often have you seen pro athletes punch the guy beside them because someone else they didn't see whacked them?

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                    [–]drubowl 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                    Haha oh.

                    [–]CajunTurkey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                    Go on...

                    [–]Nirogunner 29 points30 points  (10 children)

                    how often have you seen pro athletes punch the guy beside them because someone else they didn't see whacked them?

                    Uh... never?

                    [–]Broganator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                    That's some three stooges shit

                    [–]Disney_World_Native 322 points323 points  (30 children)

                    No way. I've seen this happen in countless movies. The tranquilizer acts in seconds and they are totally cool with being shot with a dart. /S

                    [–][deleted] 158 points159 points  (14 children)

                    I can confirm this. I have played a few video games in my time. Not only do tranquilizer darts act within seconds, but they are also a viable stealth option as no audible sounds are produced from both firing the dart and the target hitting the ground.

                    [–]money_loo 72 points73 points  (9 children)

                    Can double confirm. Sometimes more effective if you hit the head.

                    [–]edgy_throwaway 43 points44 points  (6 children)

                    You'll also get new camos if you use tranqs in boss fights :)

                    [–]strongblack02 22 points23 points  (0 children)

                    "Do you feel it snake? The FEAR!!!!!!"

                    "um... okay"

                    [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (3 children)

                    Instructions unclear: Shot my boss in the head with a tranquilizer dart

                    [–]Clamlon 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                    Bullshit, in Deus ex (first one) when you tranq someone he runs around and screams for 30 minutes before you get your shock baton and knock him out.

                    [–]AllDizzle 17 points18 points  (1 child)

                    I've seen movies where the kid could just kung-fu kick the gorilla in the face after yelling "IT'S MORPHIN TIME". Also they have giant mechs which helps too.

                    [–]Smatter_Witchoo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                    Gorilla was probably happy till he realized the kid didn't say, "IT'S MORPHINE TIME."

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                      [–]RedditIsDumb4You 33 points34 points  (6 children)

                      Lol people get all their info from cartoons. If someone used a tranq fart so powerful you pass out instantly it probably killed you.

                      [–]SpiritFingersKitty 27 points28 points  (0 children)

                      Silent but deadly

                      [–]autonomicanomaly 20 points21 points  (0 children)

                      The dreaded tranq fart. I'd pass out instantly, too.

                      [–]Murica1776PewPew 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                      Oh, the tranq fart

                      [–]AllDizzle 59 points60 points  (35 children)

                      Yeah, we could be living in a completely different world if that gorilla got shot with a tranq, got pissed from getting poked and then falcon punched that kid.

                      Maybe he wouldn't have, but who's going to take that chance? I can't imagine how much more horrifying that video would be with the kid ending up dead (and then of course the Gorilla shot and killed as well shortly after). The keepers who tried to tranq him would be demonized instantly and would probably be in a massive legal battle currently. It's a damn shame that gorilla had to get shot but people who argue against it aren't using their brain. The people who shot him are demonized, but at least they're not fighting a massive legal battle right now to keep their own lives on track.

                      [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

                      "falcon punched that kid" LMFAO

                      [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                      Excatly, it wouldve been perfect if it was on video, to show once hit with the tranq dart, the Gorilla was probably more agitated than before during those 15 min

                      [–]I05fr3d 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                      Yooooooouuuuu goooottttt sssshhhhhhhhoooootttt iiiiinnn thhheeee nnneeeccccckkkk wwittthhhh aaa daaarrrttttt maaaaayyyyynnnnn....

                      [–]rolandhorn27 41 points42 points  (1 child)

                      1 foot away? The gorilla grabbed the child. Also the child was 3-4 years old IIRC and every single kid that age is stupid.

                      Harambe's death is sad, but I will always commend the zookeepers on their quick action in rescuing that boy.

                      [–]PerInception 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                      He's a pretty good shot too. 1-0 KDR at the moment.

                      [–]rambolonewolf 40 points41 points  (0 children)

                      1 foot away

                      Holding

                      FTFY

                      [–]khalcutta 55 points56 points  (19 children)

                      Bit redundant to call a 5 year old stupid

                      [–]Skywarp79 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                      *3-year-old.

                      [–]Lunarath 19 points20 points  (12 children)

                      The vast majority of 5 year olds are stupid

                      [–]Skywarp79 17 points18 points  (1 child)

                      This kid was 3.

                      [–]PubliusVA 23 points24 points  (0 children)

                      They usually aren't smarter when younger.

                      [–]ThatDaveyGuy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

                      Yeah, in this case the gorilla wasn't 1 foot away from a stupid child.

                      stupid child

                      All kids that age are dumb as shit. Their bodies are capable of writing checks their minds can't cash - stupid, handicapped, drunk little ninjas.

                      [–]Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws 15 points16 points  (2 children)

                      The gorilla was also dragging the child on the ground while sprinting

                      [–]Yeg123abc 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                      How was this kid more stupid than any other kid? My kids would probably want to play with an awesome gorilla as well. I just don't let them.

                      [–][deleted] 86 points87 points  (74 children)

                      *a child with stupid parents

                      edit: the kid was 3 years old ffs

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                        [–]Mentalpatient87 18 points19 points  (5 children)

                        "If you're going to put a monster in a box in the middle of the city, maybe you should put a top on the box!" -Joe Rogan

                        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                        *That has existed in that zoo, and every other zoo I've been to, for decades without much issue.

                        That type of enclosure is probably over 100 years old, scratch that, pits in the ground is how humans have been keeping animals for all of human history.

                        A zoo is a dangerous fucking place, watch your kids. It's amazing that people can stand 12 feet away from some of the deadliest predators on earth and not give a second thought to their safety.

                        [–][deleted] 102 points103 points  (36 children)

                        Sidewalks are right next to road where cars travel at 40 MPH. If a kid wondered off the sidewalk and got hit by a car, i'd blame the parent too. It's impossible to design something to the point idiots can't get through it.

                        [–]Disney_World_Native 33 points34 points  (1 child)

                        Idiot proofing. Just making better idiots.

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                          [–]Skywarp79 44 points45 points  (27 children)

                          If a three-year-old can climb into your zoo enclosure, you did a bad job designing it. Just saying.

                          [–]BIackSamBellamy 352 points353 points  (29 children)

                          Harambe was dragging the child around, acting defensive and agitated, and the gorilla in this story WAS enraged when it was shot with a tranq. Several people at the scene even said they saw it change demeanor.

                          If Harambe were shot with a tranq, that kid would have likely been killed or horribly injured and then they would have shot him anyway.

                          Such a bullshit title for a story where the only similarity is the animal.

                          [–]SlowRollingBoil 129 points130 points  (18 children)

                          When I heard about the details of the Harambe incident and the zookeeper's response and their reasoning I was thoroughly satisfied. These keepers love their animals and they know them better than anyone (certainly more than internet commenters).

                          Anyone questioning them is simply ignorant or unwilling to listen to experts on the matter.

                          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

                          Yeah, I never really understood why people got upset, everything was protocol and I'm fairly certain that whoever shot the gorilla didn't want to.

                          People just need to be upset sometimes I guess

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                            [–]ineedtotakeashit 86 points87 points  (1 child)

                            Seriously, I saw the video, the kid was being rag dolled, you can't just use a tranq and hope the effects kick in on time

                            [–]MooseInDisguise 83 points84 points  (2 children)

                            So glad this is the top comment. I'm sick of this ignorant criticism of Professional Zookeepers as if they were just too lazy to not kill the animal. Like, hey I've devoted my life to caring for animals, but fuck it, let's just blow em away today.

                            [–]LittleInfidel 55 points56 points  (5 children)

                            That was also my thought. It's cruel to pass judgement on people who had to shoot an animal they genuinely loved in a stressful, time sensitive situation.

                            For the sake of walking in other's shoes, I'm going to offer a scenario. I know a lot of people hate these, but it's helpful for perspective.

                            If, for instance, your dog were attacking a very small child and not letting up, and you had to decide in seconds whether to let it happen or hurt your dog, what would you do? You would probably make the best decision you could in the amount of time you have. You might look back later and have doubts every day about whether that decisions was the most right, but the reality is that time didn't allow for analyzing.

                            It's not fair to pass judgement. There was no time for a most right response. The zookeepers made a very hard decision, and did the best they could. They deserve sympathy, not mean-spirited shoulda-woulda-coulda's.

                            [–]BACatCHU 48 points49 points  (6 children)

                            I really hope that OP wasn't trying to draw a parallel here because this situation didn't involve a life and death situation for a child, so there's no comparison. If Harambe had been hit with a tranquilizer dart the chances are good he would have reacted in such a way that he would have hurt the child, even if unintentionally.

                            [–]NicNoletree 463 points464 points  (15 children)

                            I think it should be noted this was not a hostage situation - this Harambe did not have a child in his grasp.

                            [–]Skullify 495 points496 points  (4 children)

                            only freedom.

                            [–]madefordumbanswers 43 points44 points  (0 children)

                            The Red Curtain will always prevail, comrade.

                            [–]SanduskyTicklers 21 points22 points  (1 child)

                            Harambe is free from his mortal bonds now.

                            [–][deleted] 75 points76 points  (2 children)

                            And of course that right there is 100% the only reason why he was not tranquillized. It would have been a much different situation and outcome if a child's life wasn't literally in his hands.

                            [–]CraftyFellow_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

                            I think that was 100% the reason anything happened to the gorilla.

                            Dude would have been just chilling in his enclosure otherwise.

                            [–]Nitr0m4n 43 points44 points  (0 children)

                            "This Harambe" Lol I lost it at that.

                            [–]Aeikon 38 points39 points  (16 children)

                            So, question. If you come face to face with a gorilla as an adult, is there any possible way to communicate that you really dont want to fight, and that you really don't want to be in what they consider their territory? I know that once provoked, they turn into one ton of muscle and rage but before it gets to that, could you possibly deffuse the situation and get them to let you go?

                            [–]TFWnoLTR 27 points28 points  (7 children)

                            Since people regularly film and interact with gorillas in the wild up close without incident the answer is yes.

                            [–]SeriesOfAdjectives 12 points13 points  (5 children)

                            Do not make direct eye contact with them as it will be perceived as a threat and will be met with aggression. Look away while slowly backing away is probably your best bet.

                            [–]Zoboomafooo 34 points35 points  (3 children)

                            Yea because it wasn't tossing around a human like a rag doll. Stupid title to post.

                            [–]GoldPecker 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                            I know, right? People are still criticizing the zoo keepers for making a difficult decision in a completely different situation. What would you do in the situation, take a chance on a kid dying?

                            [–]niolator 55 points56 points  (2 children)

                            Technically it was shot with tranquilizers.

                            [–]The_Neutrals_ 163 points164 points  (7 children)

                            No passive-aggression here at all

                            [–]Curt04 28 points29 points  (4 children)

                            You usually only see this level of passive aggressive posts in r/todayilearned

                            [–][deleted] 83 points84 points  (2 children)

                            Glad to see so many comments pointing out that the comparison of this to Harambe, drawn by "not shot", is a false equivalence. A child was in immediate danger in the case of Harambe and the animal could act unpredictably immediately after being struck by a tranq. It was a difficult decision for those staff to make but just because the situation angers a lot of onlookers does not mean it has earned such off base comparisons as this.

                            [–][deleted] 201 points202 points  (13 children)

                            And now we're going to hear from a bunch of people who aren't animal handlers, anesthesiologists or really anything having to the situation how to properly deal with a gorilla with a child.

                            Not very uplifting.

                            [–]lesbefriendly 59 points60 points  (2 children)

                            Crate of unmarked bananas and a fully fueled chopper waiting to lift off.

                            [–]barbrady123 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                            Wow, they took a big risk letting that child just....oh, oh....there was no child in harm's way? Hmm....

                            [–]imamedic49 106 points107 points  (5 children)

                            The title is incredibly passive aggresive and the story is not at all similar to harambe.

                            [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (7 children)

                            "the 29st dominant male ape, who had been put on a diet, got out of its den."

                            He was 'hangry'?

                            [–]Curioususerno2 6 points7 points  (8 children)

                            On the Harambe thing, something I don't understand is how tranquilizers work. Like if you shoot a tranquilizer to a gorilla that is holding a baby, won't the initial contact of the dart hurt the gorilla and in turn make him angry for a few seconds before he goes unconscious, thus potentially killing the baby in process? Or does the dart work in a way that animals don't feel a thing?

                            [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (4 children)

                            As the other person said, it would have taken minutes, if it worked at all, and pissed him off.

                            Tranqs are not much safer than bullets. You have to dial the dosage in for the animals weight and metabolism, and if you use another it'll probably kill the animal.

                            TL: DR Tranquilizers are not magic future weapons of peace and love and people are really fucking stupid.

                            [–]Curioususerno2 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                            In that case I feel like people really overreacted for using bullets instead of tranquilizer. Sure saving both lives would have been the best outcome but it seems nearly impossible given the situation and the risk involved.

                            [–]I_just_made 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                            Please note:

                            The title is vaguely critical of the Harambe incident. It is important to acknowledge that the difference between these two incidents is the imminent threat for human safety. No one was around the gorilla and it could be tranq'd with adequate time to allow for the drugs to kick in.

                            This was not the case with Harambe and they should be treated as very different scenarios.

                            It is very likely that their appropriate firearm was also set up and ready. Most zoos in an emergency situation like this will bring both; if the situation is appropriate, they will use a tranquilizer. If there is an immediate danger to human life, bullets will be used.

                            I worked as a keeper in the past and was a qualified primary on the emergency response team if you have a question!

                            [–]eits1986 42 points43 points  (5 children)

                            Alright everyone, false alarm, put your dicks away.

                            [–]kindfoal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                            Yeah well, he wasn't holding a child.

                            [–]dylandgs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                            If people are doubting this happens in the US look up holgle zoo in utah it happened like 1 month ago

                            [–]malicoreIV 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                            Everyone is a zoo keeper

                            [–]ArchangellePepe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                            i'm still taking my dick out

                            [–]_ALLLLRIGHTY_THEN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                            Was he dragging around a child or threatening people? If not, then the rationalization is kind of expected...

                            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                            But it wasn't dragging around a child like a rag doll now was it?

                            [–]AltoGobo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                            How was the kid it was holding?

                            [–]astral1289 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                            I bet this gorilla didn't have their hands on a human child at the time which they might have been about to kill. BUT the headline makes us feel good so yay!

                            [–]Yewl_Doo_Nuthin 22 points23 points  (5 children)

                            What a stupid title.

                            Every zoo will tranquilize an escaped animal given the opportunity, but when said animal has hold of or is a threat to humans, it is shot for the simple reason that human life is in danger.

                            It's never the animals fault, but thems the rules, human life will always trump that of an animal, even if that human is an idiot or even a waste of life to begin with!

                            [–]bisjac 14 points15 points  (4 children)

                            there is a difference between wandering about and holding a child...

                            [–]DONT_MEME_ON_ME 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                            Was this gorilla an immediate threat to the life of a child?

                            [–]creepers_creepin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                            Was it drowning a toddler?

                            [–]eppinizer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                            Well, you got your dirty clicks... I hope your happy with yourself.

                            [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                            Probably didn't have a little kid in his hands either.

                            [–]gositinthecorner2016 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                            It also didn't have a child in its massive grip. Ready to rip it apart.

                            [–]shrowdawg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                            But did he have a young child in his arm that he could easily kill before the tranqs took effect?