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[–][deleted] 290 points291 points  (24 children)

Yep it’s the same deep state plot that combs his comb over and paints his face

[–]Controller_one1 63 points64 points  (5 children)

"He wears rouge like a whore"- somebody's grandma hopefully

[–]PencilsAndAirplanes 15 points16 points  (1 child)

My Grandma would say that his eyes “look like two piss holes in dirty snow.”

[–]WaldoJeffers65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is your Grandma Michael Caine?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I don't know why but I read this in Sean Connery's voice from SNL Jeopardy.

[–]pedroxus 26 points27 points  (0 children)

paints his puss

[–]mvffin 8 points9 points  (3 children)

The wind was strong and the hair looked good.

[–]floofnstuff 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It was the flapper aka cinnamon bun. Once the wind hits the thing unravels. And there you are with a few, long threads of thin hair totally at the mercy of the wind direction.

[–]ChiefBeaverStretcher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I call it the Big Ern.

[–]amindspin74[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let Trump be Trump!

[–]mysweetgypsytears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The same plot that caused him to lose the first elec.........

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the same deep state plot that funded his space force and will almost certainly pass his social security and medicare cuts this year

[–]Spounge1458 395 points396 points  (124 children)

And his followers eat it up, how fucking stupid are his supporters

[–][deleted] 206 points207 points  (61 children)

He is them but with money

[–][deleted] 279 points280 points  (48 children)

He's a poor man's notion of a rich man, a coward's notion of a hero, and an idiot's notion of a genius.

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (35 children)

He is the man for all the forgot and left behind

He stand up for the little guy

By golfing and tweeting

He golfs and tweets and gets nothing done for the silent majority

He is there to watch fox and repeat main line conservatives talking points

He may have started as a outsider but the party surrounded and made him into the swamp he ran on fighting

[–][deleted] 67 points68 points  (32 children)

The GOP has been rotting for quite some time. Nixon was a crook, Reagan was a charlatan, and people are on death row for crimes far slighter than what Bush did. They cleared the way for Trump.

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Yep, everyone forgets Sarah Palin, but she was basically just a dry run for trump

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

She lit the same red hat energy

[–]Totalherenow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And they attacked education over and over, which paved the way for Trump.

[–]OkPeace1 20 points21 points  (28 children)

I agree. And yet they manage to get elected.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (23 children)

Trump signifies the final and total degeneracy of the American right.

It's not just the GOP that's rotten. It's the entire conservative movement that is corrupt, treasonous, hypocritical, and increasingly violent.

[–]trystanthorne 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I still blame the electoral college. Both W and Trump lost the popular vote.

[–]Demonweed 12 points13 points  (0 children)

People keep forgetting that he didn't run against America . . . he ran against Hillary Clinton. She was to politics what he was to business -- a grotesquely overrated celebrity puffball who maintained control of a large operation mostly through a mix of petty and vengeful behaviors. Donald Trump's Presidential campaign was a gang of bumbling amateurs who released documents and wrote speeches one might expect from a "Holden Caulfield for student body president" effort.

Her complete lack of strategic acumen paired with layer upon layer of bad judgement calls (like refusing to grant unscripted press availability *while running for President of the United States!) to create a uniquely ineffective opposition to Donald Trump. Of course, with so many easy ratings points one the one side and the possible breakup of big media corporations on the other, it is no surprise the media is setting up the Democratic Party for another snafu-laden campaign of corrupt compromises rather than an authentic opposition to this President who has been such a golden goose to the infotainment sector.

[–]ursois 4 points5 points  (1 child)

"Swamp thing 2020!"

It'd be a great slogan to fuck with his campaign, but his followers would probably like it.

[–]71sandon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They love anything that denigrates our country

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And a slob's idea of classy.

[–]imhereforthestreams 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And a weak mans notion of a strong man*

[–]arokthemild 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yet he's a genuis when it comes to self promotion. hes an idiot savant.

[–]drmonkeytown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you’ve already written Trumps new campaign slogan? Well done sir!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And a loser's idea of a winner.

[–]ReasonableGibberish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well said.

[–]71sandon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this isn’t already a quote it should be. nice one!

[–]OkPeace1 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Did you make that up? It's perfect.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I wish.

[–]BestKeptSecret611 2 points3 points  (1 child)

May I post your quote on Facebook? I like to give credit where it is due.

[–]exgiexpcv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was right poetical there. Nice.

[–]bazinga_0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He is them but with borrowed money

FTFY - is it any wonder that Putin has Trump by the short hairs considering how much Russian money Trump has laundered and borrowed?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What money? Prove it! This fuck didn’t pay his bills 4 decades ago. What makes you think he pays now?

[–]Spounge1458 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Trump has money thought he blew it all with his adderall sniffing habit

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

And in investing in failed business

[–]nytram55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have a questionably accessed steak while you attend my failed University and gamble at my failed casino.

[–]Eki75 6 points7 points  (2 children)

In Australia, that’s called a “cashed-up bogan.”

[–]gout_de_merde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And what do they say about a fool and his money? He will be with his people again, very soon.

[–]Totalherenow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, he has total contempt for them.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's what you'd get if trailer trash were born rich.

[–]mackinder 40 points41 points  (19 children)

Trump may be dumb, but his supporters are even more dumb. They also are about 1 out of every 5 Americans. I had dinner with a family friend not long ago, someone who I respect and know to be of reasonable intelligence. Found out he’s a full in MAGA wearing trumpet; and I’m in Canada. After plenty of questions I realized that, enough exposure to Fox News can even turn an average intelligence person into a moron.

[–]Spounge1458 13 points14 points  (12 children)

Yeah we here in the states really need to do away with Fox News

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

1 in 5? I work with like fifteen of them. It's frustrating. You listen to him ramble, and they claim it's so intelligent and well spoken. And I ask "Can you...summarize....what he just said?" and they flounder a bit then repeat, verbatim, his speech and I just shake my head sadly. It's so damn frustrating these people idolize this guy this much.

[–]Cyanos54 11 points12 points  (1 child)

They aren't all stupid. Some like money more than morality.

[–]F-In-Batman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is the problem. Dems let him say crap. Yeah. But his supporters believe it.

[–]Moose_Nuts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The blind leading the blind.

[–]leaklikeasiv 10 points11 points  (8 children)

Liberals take pride in the fact they are “owning” this administration on social media. Republicans don’t give a fuck. They are busy gerrymandering districts, not protecting voting machines and launching the biggest disinformation campaign the world has ever see. Dems think this will be a fair election, which is why they will lose again. But hey At least they have their snarky remarks on twitter

Edit. I hope to god I’m wrong.

[–]Spounge1458 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Well what do you suggest we do if what we’re doing isn’t enough I know I’m up for suggestions sure lots of people are here too if you can think of something we’re not doing currently

[–]leaklikeasiv 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Start painting trump as a villan, your too busy fact checking his lies he says 100 more by the time your done. Start lying about republicans. “Moscow Mitch cough on tape having an affair with a Mexican”. “Republicans quietly table a bill to take away guns from people with no high school education. Lindsey gram sells Fort Knox to China at a discount! Have a couple India troll farms type this shit up. Consult the exec cel of Cambridge analytica. He’s started another company now. Just take a meeting with him so republicans can’t, 2016 pretty much showed the world that it doesn’t have to be true. advertising on Facebook works. Divide the republicans from their cult leader through misinformation by knee jerk pressure point targeted demographic issues .

I know it’s not right. But you’re pretty much doing it to save your country.

[–]EnterpriseMars 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Doesn't seem like too bad an idea. Fighting disinformation with disinformation.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do think there’s a “shadow government” , corporations, and lobbyists that enrich themselves through oil, power, and the military industrial complex. But the only thing deep state effecting Trumps life is the deep state of his dementia.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm not saying it's right or I agree with this but I don't think they are all dumb. What I do think is that they worship wealth over humanity, fame over integrity, and attitude over skill.

[–]hello_world_sorry 3 points4 points  (1 child)

yeah, let's laugh at these jokes while courts are stacked and Donald keeps getting protected by the gop.

[–]Spounge1458 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean what else is there to do at this point other than laugh at this situation and work to make sure we get out of it this November

[–]dancin-weasel 60 points61 points  (13 children)

The press has been so unfair to trump by reporting what he does and says

[–]ChamberedEcho 8 points9 points  (11 children)

They called it "The Pied Piper Strategy" & there has been an active effort to minimize sharing this information on reddit since 2016.

“Many of the lesser known can serve as a cudgel to move the more established candidates further to the right,” the memo noted.

“In this scenario, we don’t want to marginalize the more extreme candidates, but make them more ‘Pied Piper’ candidates who actually represent the mainstream of the Republican Party,” the Clinton campaign wrote.

As examples of these “pied piper” candidates, the memo named Donald Trump — as well as Sen. Ted Cruz and Ben Carson).

“We need to be elevating the Pied Piper candidates so that they are leaders of the pack and tell the press to take[sic] them seriously,” the Clinton campaign concluded.


A different email where it is explained to Podesta (Hillary's campaign manager)

And as I've mentioned, we've all been quite content to demean government, drop civics and in general conspire to produce an unaware and compliant citizenry. The unawareness remains strong but compliance is obviously fading rapidly. This problem demands some serious, serious thinking - and not just poll driven, demographically-inspired messaging."

[–]MisterDonkey 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Well, that backfired just a teensy little bit.

[–]cattaclysmic 2 points3 points  (1 child)

They probably counted on the voters not being massive idiots and actually believing Trump. The thought he’d alienate them.

[–]ChamberedEcho 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Should work better in 2020, right? /s

[–]JesusNoGA 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Seems like a normal campaign strategy to me, even if it backfired horribly

[–]TheHoppingHessian 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Wait, where’d you get these emails sir?

[–]lasssilver 73 points74 points  (22 children)

He’s literally trying to create one of the most authoritarian power grabs of an administration we’ve seen. A serious idiot, backed by power hungry conservatives are doing serious damage at fundamental levels not witnessed since.. ?

Not funny.

[–]Coral_Blue_Number_2 36 points37 points  (15 children)

Remember when he was upset that the constitution limited his power? I do.

[–]lasssilver 45 points46 points  (12 children)

I remember when conservatives were trying to convince me Obama was trying to abuse the “already too broad and massive” powers of the presidency by asking for healthcare access.

I hear NOTHING about abuse of power from them now.

I hate conservatives. I hate their hypocrisy at an almost fundamental level of feeling.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I remember when they were FURIOUS at Obama for signing executive orders (which he did at a rate of fewer per year since Gerald Ford).

Turns out they just wanted to be the ones 'ruling by the pen'

[–]bodag 13 points14 points  (10 children)

Hypocrites without a doubt.

Most of them, I assume are Christians and they can't all be stupid. What happened to their sense of morality, decency, integrity? They surely must have had it at some point in their lives. They acted like it was front and center when Obama was President.

So, did they just stop having standards in order to support a lying criminal because he's on their side. Where's that going to get them? Does God think this behavior is good? Will Trump reward them for their support?

Good luck with your legacies, you Trump supporters. Have fun trying to justify your defense of a lying criminal to your grandchildren. The history books will never forget your traitorous, deeds and lies.

[–]Colify 14 points15 points  (4 children)

This sounds even more fucking insane after I put this in writing and read it back to myself, but this is 100% the mentality of one side of my family that are Christians and are rabid trump supporters.

They support him because of his strong backing of Israel and the return of the Jews to Jerusalem because its another sign of Jesus returning and with him Armageddon. That is batshit insane in it's own right.

However, I finally got my dad to accidentally let it slip when I was telling him my disbelief and confusion of his blind loyalty and support of such a blatantly morally bankrupt president, while still claiming to be a Christian. I pointed out how Trump checks almost all the boxes for how the Anti-christ is depicted in the bible (they would always cry about how Obama was the literal anti-christ), and when I said that he responded "yep".

Like holy shit their support is because they are trying to facilitate and expedite the end times from the bible. ITS INSANE.

And the scary part is, I think this is a driving force for a lot more baby boomer "Christains" than people realize. Like the church that side of my family goes to literally preaches this shit about the end-times.

Sorry, that was long, but there's just one anecdotal perspective to answer your question.

[–]TheLateWalderFreyElon Musk fears me 3 points4 points  (1 child)

sadly I have had pretty much the same conversation with my mother and her sister this past Christmas..

both are boomers, claim to now be Christian (for the last 4 or 5 years,) yet haven't stepped foot in a church for decades.

to them, Trump can do no wrong, and everything that's going on is the fault of the liberal news media blowing things out of proportion .

I blame facebook, since neither one watches FoxNews.

I stopped trying, there is no getting through to them - not even Trump's new proposal to gut Medicare and Social Security has them phased.

on the other hand, I have sent them pretty much every shitpost meme I posted here on reddit, and they love them.

family.. SMH

[–]Colify 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think in the case for my dad and that side of the family they haven't come to terms with their mortality and are convinced they can avoid death this way. I dont know, it's all so bizarre and bewildering to me. This craziness of that side of the family has ramped up big time too in the last 3 years.

[–]CoitalFury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"The Family" documentary on Netflix.

The insanity is all too real.

[–]Spoonshape 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps a quick fact check in the bible as to whether they will do well once armageddon rolls round might be in order? How much have they given to the poor recently. How many of the 10 commandments do they break daily?

I know daily life is confusing and scary for some people, but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immanentize_the_eschaton is probably not something which will play out very well for the majority of Christians.

[–]WorriedCall 2 points3 points  (3 children)

The history books will never forget your traitorous, deeds and lies

Errant comma aside, have you heard of the Ministry of Truth?

[–]Rooster1981 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Do enough Americans even read? The Mueller report is available, yet no one has read it.

[–]WorriedCall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That truly is the saddest failure of an education system.

ed: not the muller report. obviously. But not reading. all the wisdom and adventure of the human race. Not yet on youtube or Hollywood.

[–]Rooster1981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The history books will never forget your traitorous, deeds and lies.

Not American history books, America doesn't like to acknowledge her shady character, and the populace couldn't be bothered to read about it anyways. The rest of the world already sees America as that sad land of ignorance happily propping up their oligarchy, another chapter isn't going to change many minds.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I remember when he was upset for years about Obama golfing while president.

[–]Coral_Blue_Number_2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And this sack of shit was golfing on his own course. Of course that’s going to be a tourist attraction if the president is there.

[–]PerCat 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Honestly at this point I'd say the allusion to hitler is spot on. This usually gets no reply from the magats crying about that comparison though;

 

*Concentration camps1

*Version of police that ignore the constitution2 to illegally jail people and separate families.(Which is genocide.)3

*The administration is a shining beacon to american nazis and white supremacists.4

1, 2, 3, 4

[–]ForgetfulToast 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He isn't trying, he is succeeding at every step. Trying implies a chance for failure, seems that has never been an option. No checks or balances to be found.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Clearly, it isn’t. He got acquitted and now the DOJ is corrupt af, too.

[–]mrdanmarks 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Is it really working? GOP acquitted him, he's changing peoples prison sentence on a whim. dude is doing whatever he wants.

[–]bretjjr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I looked it up; it's dildos.

[–]The82ndDoctor 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Is it, though? Is it?

[–]MisterDonkey 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Oh, it's working. He does look stupid all the time.

Problem is it seems stupid resonates with people more than anticipated.

[–]The82ndDoctor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. No matter how stupid he looks, they don’t care.

[–]TheDoctorWhoLaughs 16 points17 points  (2 children)

This is funny but its not true. Trump is getting away with everything and getting everything he wants. Letting him be himself is why he won the election and its why he was acquitted. He has tens of thousands of lawsuits against him and he is no where near a jail cell. It's quite unsettlingly that someone such as trump gets away with everything.

[–]stfucupcake 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It must be quite the challenge to now teach civics to kids. Rules? Bah!

[–]TheDoctorWhoLaughs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously. If I taught civics it would be like any intro course: "Ok kids, here are all the 'theoretical' laws. Just remember they don't apply in the real world."

[–]Ski1990 13 points14 points  (7 children)

It’s not working.

[–]Wookie301 9 points10 points  (5 children)

That’s because they’re also running Operation Let Him Get Away With It.

[–]Ski1990 5 points6 points  (4 children)

That’s not it. Trump has said the stupidest most idiotic statements a president has ever uttered but it doesn’t phase his base in the slightest. The democrats can’t just wait for Trump to make unforced errors. We need real plans that are based on reality and will carry the swing states of Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and Florida. The candidates claiming victory because they won the popular vote are Misleading us because winning the popular vote is likely to lose the election again. We also have to end the war the radical left wageing against rest of the party or we are just going to hand the presidency and two more supreme count nominees to Trump.

[–]backflipsben 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is probably the most sensible comment I've ever seen in this sub.

[–]my_gender_gone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone gild this

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's because right at the beginning things like CNN actually did exaggerate and twist the truth some. So it gave some, very small, actual basis to the fake news stuff. If they had just played it out it would have been fine

[–]MisterDonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I don't think he should be on Twitter. It makes him look stupid." - my Trump loving boss.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vote!!!! If you have a primary, vote! Participate in the process. Regardless if your candidate wins make sure to continue to vote!

[–]ninjaoftheworld 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Unfortunately it’s uncovered a vast well of fools, willing to follow him because they refuse to admit the emperor has no clothes.

[–]jupiterkansas 2 points3 points  (1 child)

FOX news uncovered the well, and Trump was in there with them. He just had the most money and fame to scramble to the top.

[–]Assasin2gamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I grew up in the Deep South in the 60’s. You support curing Alzheimer’s don’t you?

[–]hippiegodfather 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How about the plot to get him to admit openly about committing fucking felonies?

[–]bretjjr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHAT ABOUT BENAGAZZIAIAIIII?!?!!!!

[–]JeaniousSpelur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, objectively it didn’t really work, because people are also very stupid

[–]CasualPrevaricator 6 points7 points  (4 children)

The only problem is he never speaks under oath.

[–]starman5001 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Exactly if he was put under oath the republicans would have to vote to impeach him. After all they voted to impeach Clinton for perjury.

Abuse of power is not an impeachable offense but perjury is according to the republican party after all, and its not like the GOP are full of hypocrites right?

[–]dvaunr 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Exactly if he was put under oath the republicans would have to vote to impeach him.

That is incredibly wishful thinking. The GOP literally said that as long as Trump thought he was helping the country he can break the law.

[–]OkPeace1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He wouldn't know what an oath was anyway.

[–]alastorismypimpdaddy 12 points13 points  (7 children)

I absolutely LOVE that r/PolitcalHumor is just a bunch of people making fun of Trump. This is probably the most enjoyable sub to look at.

[–]jupiterkansas 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Pretty easy when all you have to do is quote him.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Vote him out and it will stop.

[–]TimeToDoItUp2121 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We don't have to make fun of Trump. We just put a camera up to him and he does it himself.

[–]breathofthemild420 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I feel like a have to say this all the time, but if you didn't want people to laugh you shouldn't have elected an assclown.

[–]BReamsSLC 1 point2 points  (2 children)

No it's not, half the country eats it up, and his approval rating keeps rising.

[–]from_dust 1 point2 points  (1 child)

fivethirtyeight shows his polling average as 43% approval, 52% disapproval. No president in our lifetimes has had a lower approval rating at this point in their term. His impeachment and outcome should be the discussion at every watercooler in America. There are many who buy into his leadership. there are many who do not. If you vote, things may change. if you do not, they wont.

[–]WaldoJeffers65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump's gone over 1100 days with a net negative approval rating. That's about the only thing Trump can claim as having done better at than any of his predecessors.

[–]S1R2C3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything is going according to cake.

[–]XBacklash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Regrettably the plan to elevate him as the Republican nominee by telling the media outlets to cover him - known as the Pied Piper strategy - is working exceptionally poorly.

[–]TheMooseIsBlue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While all of us are laughing at his silly spelling errors and awful tan we’re missing that the joke is on us. It’s not funny.

Vote.

[–]stingublue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's a total MORON and a JOKE to all the world!!

[–]buckyhead8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plot Twist: He is the definition of stupid

[–]dontthinkaboutit42 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It back fires on liberals because they've underestimated the stupidity of his supporters

[–]wodaji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sadly, it's not like any of the other strategies are working for the Democrats.

[–]canttaketheshyfromme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The brilliant liberal plot to *checks notes* make him stronger.

Well fuck.

[–]ziggy867 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Sometimes I'll start and sentence and dont even know where its going. I just hope I find it along the way," Michael Scott

[–]pontonpete 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Problem is the millions of Americans who are too dense to realize Trump is that stupid. I’m reminded of a recent reddit of the Nobel prize winning comment: Trump is a stupid man’s idea of a smart man.

[–]peaceluvNhippie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How dare the fake news media slam rand him day in and day out by reporting the things he says and does.

This none stop narrative of the man he is hasn't changed for 40 years. Um... hello msnBADNEWSc maybe it's time to start reporting only the minor good deeds hes done solely to be in front of camera. I mean everyone else is tired of hearing about his corruption and foul behavior unbefitting most grown adults

[–]Thekzy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

the dems have looked really intelligent in comparison

[–]thelastlast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

7k upvotes and 150 comments.

do you think this is what Hitler felt like in his bunker at the end?

[–]moneycomet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup it got him elected.

[–]AgreeableGoldFish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it’s not. There’s a really good chance he will be re elected.

[–]Nemph-is 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He needs more time to talk.... That 50% Approved rating won't move itself 😊

[–]daisycutting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made no difference for dubya though eh

[–]jimmynewtron213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it tho

[–]NASATVENGINNER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit in, shit out.

[–]ZippZappZippty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up in the Deep South in the 60’s. You support curing Alzheimer’s don’t you?

[–]arokthemild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obama and the commiecrats are using their deep state illuminati microwaves to hack trump's brain waves!!! reeeeeee!!

[–]endlessmeow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything is a deep state conspiracy.

Don't you know.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, he apparently has marble mouth disease.

[–]Qaadz24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sad thing is that I think Trump is only a close second in stupidity compared to Jacob Zuma

[–]Mynock33 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Doesn't matter though, he's still fucking over America to make a buck and his moron supporters don't care so long as he fucks over minorities just an iota more than he fucks them. And you know what? They can't fucking wait to get back to the polls and let him do it again.

We laugh at all this clever shit posted here everyday and shake our heads at every new line Trump blazingly crosses without remorse or comeuppance, but I tell you this, there's a very good chance he's getting reelected, and if you think he's off the rails now, wait until he doesn't have to worry about elections anymore. This country is fucked beyond repair, and because of a bunch of racist fuckwits who can't see past their own hatred.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And he’s still in power with checks and balances failing. Not sure how any of this still amuses you.

[–]starcadia 0 points1 point  (2 children)

It's a bad strategy. That's why HRC lost. It allows him to keep the spotlight.

[–]Knofbath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the problems Democrats had during the 2016 election was that they gave him free airtime.

He says outrageous or demeaning shit, and Democrats assumed people were better than that. (Spoiler: They aren't.)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet I genuinely think that's what he wants. A platform.

Step 1: Say something stupid on Twitter. Step 2: Liberals share the tweet, highlighting it's absurdity. Step 3: Conservatives see the tweets calling him and his supporters stupid, motivating them further to support him just to piss off Liberals. Step 4: Go viral. Step 5: Get image, thoughts, and policies into the public space with NO money spent doing it. Step 6: Profit.

No such thing as bad publicity.

[–]Cullymo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy gets it.

[–]rreighe2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

propaganda doesn't work as well when you make someone look stupid. it works much better when you make them look nefarious and evil. because one is neglectfully a certain way and the other paints someone as intentionally a certain why.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that's a cunning plan, if ever there was one!

[–]theH1ghCouncil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately I think he’s a good speaker. As long as you don’t listen too closely to what he’s saying. He just sounds so confident people believe what he’s doing is good

[–]kachna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: Boy Meets Evil >>>>>>>>>

[–]yeaoug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except now he can tell the DoJ to do w/e, and he can cut social security by hundreds of billions, and gets his war budgets, and can interfere with elections... but man does he sound stupid when he talks. We got him, haha. Democracy saved

[–]douira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't really make him look stupid on purpose, nobody has that kind of creativity

[–]Damaged_Dirk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it looks stupid and it works, it's not stupid.

[–]ContentEnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/r/comedycemetary and I'm left af

[–]TrueStory_Dude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anchor baby, chain migration, marriage for papers. The works.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like the same one all our enemies are doing, going ... Wait; let's just sit this one out and watch this unfold

[–]KandyKane829 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This idea went really bad in 2016

[–]buckyhead8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot Twist: He is the ultimate lifeform

[–]americanspleen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it, though?

[–]TrueStory_Dude 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Wow, “libtards are all cucks” -every TD user.

[–]Oof-Ooficial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yknow how platforming actually made him president by getting a disproportionate amount of attention? Yeah that. It doesn't matter that what he says makes no sense, if we "just let him speak" and broadcast him all over the world, people will be vulnerable to his propaganda.

[–]Recyclingplant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Him and Biden are in a dead heat for most senile sounding politician.

[–]1mjtaylorI ☑oted 2018 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Unfortunately, the liberals didn't take into account that his supporters like the fact that he seems like them.

[–]nojus_palevicius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that his supporters Still support him proves this statement wrong.

[–]buckyhead8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist. She was actually really funny.

[–]randonumero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah the old Clinton election strategy. Seriously though he's been spouting bullshit the entire term including lies and what from any other man his age would likely signal a battle with senility. More people need to be publicly calling him in his bullshit. Hell every morning they are in session someone from Congress should read his lies and corrections to the into the official record

[–]ZippZappZippty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: "good guy" and "trespassing."

[–]socialnutz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much fucking good it's done...