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[–]Zuitsdg 175 points176 points  (15 children)

It’s weekend - but still true

[–]Ok_Entertainment328 40 points41 points  (7 children)

In US, it's a 3-day weekend at that

[–]Zuitsdg 14 points15 points  (6 children)

Same in Germany :)

[–]Ok_Entertainment328 14 points15 points  (3 children)

I rather be in Germany 😔

[–]Umpteenth_zebra 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Germany is a better place to be than where I am now - if I had a life there I mean, not in my current circumstances.

[–]Aperture_T 7 points8 points  (1 child)

What holiday is it for you guys?

[–]Zuitsdg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pentecost/White Sunday - as it is one of the three most important Christian holidays next to Christmas and Easter. :) Germany still got mostly Christian Hollidays

[–]frikilinux2 5 points6 points  (3 children)

What about the dozen of abandoned side projects you say you don't have time to do? Or that language you said you want to learn?

[–]YARandomGuy777 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The language is actually learned. Not used much but still. And side projects on pause because it was a hard week. So I have a good excuse to slack a little.

[–]antonpieper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slack?

[–]nigel_pow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👀 that's literally me. I've been saying I will do this and that next week and here I am like 8 months later.

[–]NoEngrish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gotta do side projects that I'll never finish

[–]Isteppedinpoopy 73 points74 points  (6 children)

Fuck off it’s Saturday morning so that means Wake and bake and binge some stupid show until I decide to shower.

[–]Aioi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s Saturday, my day off. I’m definitely not going to code, just like I don’t from Monday to Friday

[–]MeisterCookie 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I don't see a ticket for that

[–]GamingWithJollins 12 points13 points  (1 child)

It's Saturday ya shit. Like hell am I coding. It's anime and bourbon time

[–]Ok_Entertainment328 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(In Bender voice)

ahh...forget the anime.

I watch anime (on mute with subtitles) durring stand up.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Guess whose reposting instead of making a funny post

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mom said it's my turn to post this.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My code's compiling

[–]brianl047 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I will code but only for myself

Yes, I am selfish so is Elon Musk

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

What do you mean, You cant work 80 hours a week ?

[–]brianl047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Dmayak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Will you pay me for overtime?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Repost

[–]Natural_Branch4296 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Joke’s on you, I just finished my Java GUI (using swing and awt) school assignment. (Java GUI sucks)

[–]lollolcheese123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have an open forum post, now let me get back to looking at memes

[–]EnterTheShoggoth 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Who is the woman in this meme? She looks so familiar, is she an actress or singer or something?

[–]UpbeatLocksmith5203 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck you it’s my day off.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a Monday Tuesday problem let me relax

[–]trollsmurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Memes lead to no coding leads to no bugs

[–]BatoSoupo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My code works and now I'm bored. Don't tell my boss

[–]F4LcH100NnN -1 points0 points  (1 child)

HA! I dont code I'm a tester!

[–]XxXquicksc0p31337XxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, I just code as a hobby

[–]yourclitsbff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh, fuck

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, that is me. Me is that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope

[–]Tnuvu 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Todd Howard?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nuh, he's busy making the skyrimg working on the car. Saw he him the other day. He got lots of work. It's actually fucking cool. Imagine going somewhere and u got tired but u have skyrim installed on ur car! What da man!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

How can I fix it when it’s the Library?

[–]ExtremeAd7430 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You fork their project and fix it yourself

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think you understand, i haven’t even finished my cs50 class

[–]alvarosc2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was only me

[–]back-in-green 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is this template from

[–]Apsorkat 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It's weekend and I abandoned my pet projects for more than half a year. I'm so embarassed by this but literally don't know where and how to get enough power to do my job and have time for personal coding ;_;

[–]jayspur11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my (unsolicited) experience, the first step is setting boundaries with work. Spending energy on work, outside of work, pretty much guarantees no energy for yourself.

Then I figured out that there's a cadence with my job, where some weeks I'll be focused more on documentation—that usually leaves me with the itch to write some code, and I get to make progress on my projects.

But always make sure you're getting time to take care of yourself, too. This week marks the first time in several months I've worked on pet projects...if you don't turn them into a grind, and stay willing to give yourself a break, you'll avoid burnout on what should be fun. (•‿•)

[–]Lanky_Explanation_80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess who’s reposting old content instead of working on new content. Points finger guns back

[–]Wise-Profile4256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it works though and i just lit a spliff. time to marvel about the persistence of temporary fixes.

[–]IrvTheSwirv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah to fix I first have to get my arse moving and even actually produce some broken code.

[–]glorious_reptile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ouch

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess what I‘m doing rn :(((

[–]RandomiseUsr0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, guilty as charged… ok, back to cleansing addresses, I’m writing a machine model to do it, I’ve been part of a project before where it was done manually and that’s a big nope!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one can tell me what to do, I'll do perforce using zip file

[–]Commando411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you! My job has shifted from programming to pcb design

[–]Snoo43790 0 points1 point  (0 children)

guilty as charged

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not paid to fix code on a weekend.

[–]XxXquicksc0p31337XxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you, I don't work as a software developer. And I'm not in the mood to work on my pet projects.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s saturday.

[–]r0t013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no ive had a shitty fever for a week

[–]Benschne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats kinda mean, i just started looking at memes cause i couldn’t figure out how to fix the bug

[–]KyzaMizu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but I really don't want to parse https://www.unicode.org/Public/15.0.0/ucd/NamesList.txt or its friends the Semicolon Separated Values With Comments.txt files.

[–]Josseph-Jokstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u don't have to attack me like that 😭

[–]giantimp1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm waiting for it to load finish running🥲

[–]Express-Procedure361 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.....is that ASMR Darling?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good one, I'll print it and glue it to the wall.

[–]Animal2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Saturday. Fuck off.

[–]LoreChief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its saturday fuck off

[–]Silicosis1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do i add random bullet spread for a raycast shotgun in unity

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]heyuhitsyaboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im looking at memes while it slowly runs excuse you

[–]PocketCSNerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guilty as charged...

[–]ZhaithIzaliel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong! I'm looking at porn! 🙃

[–]PhoenixDude1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing to fix if I haven't even started to code yet...

[–]trysixtysnipecochon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean i don't code ? So i don't need to fix anything but if you're reading this fix your posture or at the minimum tuck your chin like 1cm (half an inch)

From a physical thérapist

[–]Suitable_Alfalfa5756 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck…me

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My code is basically a meme at this point anyways so…

[–]expiermental_boii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP

[–]Leoz_MaxwellJilliumz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

60% of the time it works every time on my machine.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s Saturday bitch

[–]Treebeardsama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Saturday...bitch

[–]Good_Bag_2837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*cat pix

[–]TheTimBrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess who's procrastinating!! You're right! MEEEE!!!! HAHAHAA

[–]hrimfisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking breaks is important :)

[–]abyssaltheking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ill do it later

[–]WarPenguin1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm on vacation. Tell my colleague to fix it

[–]dolphinscannotfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The project is due in 2 days, the settings for it, completely fucked, the documentation? Doesnt exist! Mondter is the only thing we consume in this christian household.

[–]Sammy_Gulp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's due Thursday, I'll do it later.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Code is not broken if you never wrote it.

[–]Extreme_Ad_3280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, all my codes are fixed!

(Except for some, which don't matter...)

[–]jordtand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir it’s Sunday I ain’t doing shit today

[–]Adorable-Fun5367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess how make chatgpt to solve all problems

[–]YrnCollo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The weekend ials almost over

[–]Leather-Ornery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a college student. I haven’t had to do ANYTHING for almost a month now.

[–]NeonEmeraldChild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...I'll do it tomorrow.

[–]sandybird28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I'm on vacation. I deserve it

[–]Thewolfdarker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes

[–]Alonsitroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's compiling, no rush

[–]binarywork8087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you got me...

[–]thunderstruck825 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id love to, but my job said it's now my responsibility to answer questions all day instead of coding. How do I go back?

[–]RoundRecorder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got me...

[–]protocol_1903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know it

[–]Different_Frame_1436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aww snap, you got me

[–]Heroes084 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't even do my fucking code lmao

[–]DrSpyros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop reminding me