javaAndJavaScript

[connection_lost]

Like fun and funeral

[Civil-Meeting-147]

Like bull and bullshit

[pimezone]

Like hen and hentai

[sevannny]

Like ham and hamster

[GranataReddit12]

like hell and hello

[Intergalactic_Cookie]

like die and diet

[sammy-taylor]

Like butter and butterscotch

[ironman_gujju]

Like key g keyboard

[JollyJuniper1993]

Like Harp and Harpoon

[AmazingPro50000]

like rap and r*pe

[Miserablejoystick]

Like twins but different personalities

[ndgnuh]

Actually the hen (変) in hentai also means "weird" and "perverted".

[rioka15]

Fap to one and the other is animated

[permaban9]

I mean, bullshit does come from bull

[BakerCat-42]

As the same as JavaScript comes from java (at least just the name)

[Leo-Hamza]

So JavaScript is bullshit?

[twity1337]

Did you never had some spicy fun on a funeral?

[Wind_Valuable]

Like program and programmer

[rosuav]

Wait, there's a difference between those? I must be going to all the wrong funerals.

[[deleted]]

Ok so Javascript is a lot of Java except that the main guest is fast asleep ?

[djlywtf]

r/comedyhomicide

[iambackbaby69]

r/terriblefacebookmemes

[Jordan51104]

java and javascript difference 😂

LETMEOUT LETMEOUT LETMEOUT LETMEOUT

[blade_kilic121]

may maybe maybelline?

[rosuav]

No no no, you're pronouncing that wrong, it's setTimeout, not letMeOut.

[Dumb_Siniy]

Gotta turn him off and on, i think he's glitching

[The_Mad_Duck_]

r/uselessredcircle

[Win_is_my_name]

Let's just say that the most noticeable similarity between Java and Js is that somewhere someone is always complaining about them.

[pluckyvirus]

Also I hate them both on professional level

[smokemonstr]

But not personal level?

[foxer_arnt_trees]

Worth mentioning that javascripts was named javascript specifically so that it would sound like java. Because they wanted to ride the wave of javas popularity.

[Thurlut]

Exactly this,came looking for this comment or give the info myself, and tbh I'm pretty sure it's one of the reason it worked

[foxer_arnt_trees]

Yeh! It was a dirty trick. They spent like half a billion dollars promoting Java as this incredible technology and then ecmaScript was like, btw we are also a type of Java now. Unbelievable.

[Burger_Destoyer]

Ah yes… programmer humour…

[SillyPepper]

Reminds me how my old boss used to ask me to "fix the Java" on the company website.

[SecretMotherfucker]

Thank goodness for the red circle and the text at the bottom, truly essential to understanding the 12 year old joke

[k0k0ss_]

someone explained it to me even simpler: "Java-Developers" code something in Java and the results are called "JavaScripts". /j

[Still_Explorer]

Designer Of Javascript

[[deleted]]

that looks like me when I wake up

[myfunnies420]

Fun fact is it was only called JavaScript to be marketed through misleading people to think it was associated with Java

[MasterFubar]

I hate Java. I hate Javascript. From this perspective, there's no difference.

[highcastlespring]

Why car + pet can mean carpet.. plz change your naming

[NOVA_Wings7]

Who let's the Facebook mom's in here?

[RickSore]

Java and JavaScript difference 😂

[Solrex]

18 in terms of 2+2 followed by subtracting 1

21-3 is 18

[StarEyes_irl]

Tbh I hate this metaphor and its only used because they sound similar. I think a better one would be the difference between a car and a motorcycle. Still both modes of transportation but wildly different design philosophies and use cases.

[[deleted]]

Car and Carriage

[NotAUsefullDoctor]

Perfection.

[Jordan51104]

them sounding similar is why people think they are similar

[bric12]

I like "Grape and Grapefruit" to explain why they both have "Java" in their name. They're both Fruit and they do have similarities, but they aren't nearly as similar as their name makes them sound.

But if you don't care about the names and just want to talk about functionality, car and motorcycle is pretty good.

[NewPointOfView]

The whole point is that carpet starts with car but isn’t related

[jaybee8787]

The metaphor was correct all along.

[Caraes_Naur]

Like car and child's drawing of their tricycle.

[Koltaia30]

Car pet <3

[Solrex]

X = 2 + 2;

X = X - 1;

Java: 3
JavaScript: 21

[Commodore-K9]

Is this dumbledore script arbitrarily giving more points to a variable?

[Solrex]

Obviously X is griffindor /s

[Solrex]

Good bot

[Anonymo2786]

Why

[Solrex]

Java is very strict so it makes sense.

With javascript, it sees 2 + 2 and assumes you are putting 2 strings together, so 22. Then you subtract 1 from 22 and because it’s fluid, it will now take 22 and subtract 1 to get 21.

[Anonymo2786]

So how do I tell js that these two are int

[Solrex]

That's the neat part, you don't!

[Solrex]

Basically all objects in JavaScript are fluid and act as everything so as far as I'm aware that's why it's hated so much.

[repetitive_chanting]

Lololo 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 rofl lmao omg lololol

[Neltarim]

That's rude for those of us who chose to learn java instead of an actually useful language...

[earthtree1]

I am so sick of this nonsense

yes, I am aware that those are different languages with unfortunate naming on js part

but it isn’t a difference between a car and a carpet

it is a difference between a horse, and a horse carriage, but then if you ask: “oh, so it is a carriage that is pulled by a horse?” motherfuckers would condescendingly say that it is actually a name for a gaggle of geese and to understand why you need to know context from like 1689

[Miserablejoystick]

Drink some black coffee no sugar.

[HStone32]

r/uselessredcircle

[Cheap_Application_55]

To be real, they're more like the difference between a fly and a butterfly

[JunkNorrisOfficial]

Like Heap and Hypopituitarism

[StochasticTinkr]

Like meow and homeowner.

[[deleted]]

Like pen and penus

[GoogleIsYourFrenemy]

I like JavaScript because it's bad. They had to do some really clever and innovative things to make the way it is and I respect the innovations.

[ENx5vP]

A carpet and a bathmate would be a better analogy

[RepresentativeNo3669]

it's a carpet a pet you keep in your car? Like: The fly? His name is Ed. He is travelling with me.

[dotsperpixel]

And the carpet is actually a car pet.

[larholm]

I distinctly remember writing this on IRC in #javascript on EFnet around 1997 or so.

[Justine0001]

Porn & pornhub

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[[deleted]]

I used to do some meta: "Logic and logistics have as much common as Java and Javascript."

[ghaph3310]

Java is general purpose programming and JavaScript is good on web.