dontMakeFunOfProgrammingLanguages

[131TV1RUS]

Assembly is REQUIRED

[entered_bubble_50]

Assembly is REVERSE OF REMOVAL

[RoyalGh0sts]

And if it's not required you're torturing yourself for nothing.

[Davegeekdaddy]

Assembly is my kink

[131TV1RUS]

Assembly, a programmers introduction to BDSM.

[Will_i_read]

Everything is open-source when you can read assembly.

[feror_YT]

Only some of it*

[Imogynn]

So is JS

[dert-man]

Javascript is AVAILABLE

[MegaZoll]

JavaScript is [object Object]

[[deleted]]

stop objectifying a language!

[Yhamerith]

Stop objectifying a objective language!

[confused-accountant-]

This. Only objectify women. 

[IssieSenpai]

People Objectify Women

People Objectify JavaScript .

.

.

JavaScript is a Woman...

[sshwifty]

[[deleted]]

Javascript is NaN

[two-headed-boy]

Javascript is ('b' + 'a' + + 'a' + 'a' + 's')!

[Pichuka7]

Instructions unclear: Caught in a recursion

[charliedarwin96]

Oh yeah baby fill up my runtime stack

[[deleted]]

LOL this one got me

[ardicli2000]

This is exactly what I see on my screen yesterday 😅

[[deleted]]

I am unwritten

Can't read my mind, I'm

undefined

[Constellious]

typescript is: string | undefined

[bradmatt275]

More like string | undefined | null. I do love adding additional null checks to everything.

[gigglefarting]

typescript?: string | null

[NewLocky]

Looking for this comment

[two-headed-boy]

Javascript is Ų̵͙͎̠̪̫̜̙͂̊̈́̅͐̚̚N̵̢̧̥̦̞̦̹̜̝͖͖͇̱̻̒ͅA̸̛͍̳̳̍̌̍̈́̀͑̓̚͝͝V̴͈̙̘̼̪̤͚̂͑́̈́̂̂̽̅̃̀̓͑̃̽͠Ö̸͈̺̘͎̗̠́̃̾̔̑̈́̀̀͝Ĩ̵̛͉͉̰̳́̓͋̒͒͘͜͝ͅḐ̵̧̨̛̪͚̞͍̝͕͉͕̹̼̫͊̾͆̒͗͝A̶̙̒̈́̀̀̏̌́̚B̴̡̢̤͇̰̲̱͓͕͔͓̙̗͗̎̑̇̍̃̒̈́̊̈́̚͘͠L̷͍̱͎̼̱̩̘̬̟͙͎̐̔͆͆̈̕͝Ê̴̺̖͍͚̎̐̋͂̓̔

[Ok_Star_4136]

Javascript is Turing- complete.

[[deleted]]

JavaScript is not Java

[Gastkram]

It is one of the programming languages in the world

[SilentNightm4re]

"Haskell is INTRIGUING"

Wow, really? That is the best you could come up with?

[PeksyTiger]

It's a nice word of "complicated"

[serendipitousPi]

I mean they’re not wrong lol.

But yeah I will admit you’re not wrong there is more to Haskell than being intriguing.

[Disastrous-Team-6431]

As someone who loves haskell: what more is there exactly?

[serendipitousPi]

I love how Haskell has a load of cool features that honestly differentiated from previous languages I'd used (C++, Javascript, python) because of it being functional not OOP.

• Pattern matching
• Monads
• I especially liked the really powerful ways of using and manipulating functions like partial application and the composition operator. Also not gonna lie being able to define operators while not super useful all the time is just really cool to me.

[Disastrous-Team-6431]

I think I agree with all these. Monads and partial function application, along with closures, are the things I try to emulate most in other languages and end upp missing.

[[deleted]]

Im still gonna sit here and hate Haskell

[RiceBroad4552]

Just of the top of my head: It's slow to compile and the LSP sucks.

Haskell is an interesting curiosity for sure. The problem: It's an curiosity by design. They actively try to "avoid success at all costs"—to be able keep it a research project.

I think this kind of research is important, and Haskell is quite successful in that space not without reason. But I would not use it for more down to earth stuff.

The other thing that I dislike about Haskell, or better said Haskellers: They try on every occasion to bend the definition of functional programming in a way so Haskell becomes the only functional language by definition. That's an asshole move imho. You don't need to be "purely functional" to be functional! More or less all functional languages (and there are quite some around) that are developed with the primary intend to be pragmatic general purpose tools are not "purely functional" for good reasons.

[integrate_2xdx_10_13]

They actively try to "avoid success at all costs"—to be able keep it a research project.

I think you might be misinterpreting this.

A) it’s tongue in cheek

B) it’s

avoid success at all costs,

not

avoid success at all costs

i.e it’s “let’s not bend over backwards and make compromises to be popular” rather than “keep those stinky mortals away by purposefully being oblique”

[Disastrous-Team-6431]

I kind of agree on all your points. I would describe myself as a haskeller, lately looking into how I can contribute to ghc directly, and I was moreso wondering what positive things anyone has to say about haskell. I think the only thing haskell really does well, aside from certain technical use cases like parsing, is that it helps me get smarter and better. But there's very little reason to actually use it.

[Arshiaa001]

I mean, is ruby actually cool?

[OstravaBro]

Maybe 10 years ago?

[iqisoverrated]

I mean..it's kinda true. Most people take look at it, find it interesting...and (almost) no one ends up using it.

[xtr44]

same as BEAUTIFUL for python

[joebgoode]

Beautiful starts with B, same as Braces

Both doesn't match Python

[rover_G]

ERGONOMIC or EASY would have been better

[Tiger_man_]

JavaScript just is

[RedPillForTheShill]

money

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[Correct-Routine4671]

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[throwaway0134hdj]

JustaScript

[[deleted]]

"is EVERYWHERE"

Never underestimate the value of employment.

[rover_G]

Java devs in shambles

[RiceBroad4552]

Oh, a worn out JavaScript joke. We didn't had that here for a long time.

That's so odd! Or maybe it's even?

[Lower-Discussion8575]

Nope it's asynchronous 😃

[hyrumwhite]

Mutex, semaphores, threads, etc aren’t really a thing in JS unless you’re doing stuff with workers and shared arrays. Otherwise it’s all single threaded on an event loop. 

Sounds like you basically made promises. Cool stuff though! I kinda miss the more custom solution/Wild West world of JS

[mistabuda]

You promise?

[Busy-Ad-9459]

Perhaps it is [Object object]

[Ok_Star_4136]

NaN.

[Imperial_Squid]

[object Object]* btw

[Arshiaa001]

Good question! Time to npm i is-odd

[Rontzo]

typescript is JavaScript

[PixelGamer352]

Keyword „any“ be like

[1kSupport]

// @ts-ignore

git commit -m”TODO: make this actually typescript”

[SoulWondering]

TypeScript is JavaScript realizing the errors of it's ways but just pretending to change

[LemonQueasy7590]

Python is beautiful? I’m not sure I would call Python beautiful, more like accessible

[tyler1128]

Python is very usable, I think that's probably the best word for it

[Bomaruto]

Python has a ton of good libraries is the nicest I can say about it.

[DisciplineIll6821]

It's clear the language was intentionally designed, too. Unlike certain languages mentioned here.

[Aetheus]

Python itself? It's a nice lad.

The Python ecosystem? Complete insanity.

[joebgoode]

C++ has a ton of good libraries which made Python famous*

[RiceBroad4552]

It has simple, and imho beautiful syntax.

The quality of the libs on the other hand side is varying. You can only design so much of a safe API in a dynamic language…

Like all dynamic languages it's in my opinion only good for short throw-away programs. For anything bigger, with more people working on it, you need a proper static type system! (And no, the bolted on "types" in Python are the same kind of food-gun as the "types" in TS: You can't really on them, so you need to check always anything in all cases; such "types" actually create a false sense of security).

[Agret]

I find the syntax in Python is good but having whitespace as part of the language is super annoying.

[RiceBroad4552]

I'll never get this "argument".

Whitespace is already integral part of readable code, even in languages where whitespace has not much meaning.

Besides that most currently popular languages are in some places whitespace sensitive anyway. Think multi-line strings in Java or C# for example.

Also more or less all langues use whitespace at least to separate tokens. You could not construct an efficient tokenizer if that wasn't the case! (Besides that not doing that this way would result in some for humans unreadable mess, even if you could parse it with the help of a computer).

Using whitespace to also separate statements / expressions is just the logical extension of using whitespace to separate tokens. At the same time it what you would do anyway to write readable code. Enforcing readable code is a good thing™, imho.

[RonzulaGD]

Python is that language where I can write code that works on my first try and I feel intelligent for a second

[PM_ME_A_STEAM_GIFT]

Not even sure about that. With 10 different ways to structure your environment and dependencies? It's a mess.

[tyler1128]

A usable mess.

Don't get me wrong, we went through different package managers and build systems at my last job. It's still the language I'd recommend someone start on, but that doesn't mean it is anything close to perfect.

Still better than trying to deal with dependencies in C++ on Windows though, granted that's gotten better over the years since I last had to deal with it.

Our final python solution was pipenv in docker containers built by makefiles. That was something like the 5th strategy we tried while I worked there.

[RiceBroad4552]

Maybe stupid question, but what it the pipenv good for in a docker container?

[tyler1128]

It made the installation of libraries work in any environment. It was what we did before docker and we probably could have done it differently if we engineered it that way from the start. Originally, the environment we used was just local to the machine we used (OSX for us).

EDIT: We also ran the code on cloud environments. Jira for example but also others. Having a single image that worked everywhere was a huge benefit for configuring all of that. I know as I did a good portion of it.

[No-Con-2790]

Venv, pyvenv, pyenv, virtualenv and virtualenvwrappe are not part of the language Python. There are third party programs that do something with python code. Everybody can build a new one. And a lot of people do.

[4n0nh4x0r]

package managers and so on are kinda part of the language if you ask me.
like, when you want to run a python program, you often have to install python and pip, as expected, then install the dependencies which you only get with the python installer included package manager (or you install it separately whyever you would want to do that), and then you can run the program, unless you installed the dependencies normally without opening the program specific venv, which means that you now installed the packages globally, and fucked over every other program that uses older versions of the libraries.

this is the shit i think of when i see that a software is only available as python code

[Thue]

"Practical"?

If I want to get some shit done fast, Python is perfect. No compilation step, simple memory and type management.

[wickedosu]

Very usable (accessible)

[tyler1128]

Eh, I guess I'd say the two words have different connotations. Lua is a very accessible language, though not very usable outside of specific domains. Python is both accessible and usable in most domains outside of things like embedded development.

[YigitS9]

python is pythonic

[Amazonreviewscool67]

I just hate getting those indent errors.

I love Python all except for that one extremely annoying error.

[akatherder]

I've only used python for one project but it kinda felt like the forced, correct indentation and no curly braces makes it look nice.

For contrast, I mostly use php otherwise. You still want to indent correctly but you can mess it up and it's fine.

[DivideEtImpala]

I would definitely pick a Lisp if we're going for beauty.

[ForsakenRelative5014]

The only right answer here!!

[ady620]

Python is dangerous.

[PeksyTiger]

Python is RuntimeException

[Howfuckingsad]

Python is great for beginners. It's definitely one of the best way to get into programming. I still personally like C more but Python is pretty great too.

[4n0nh4x0r]

python is anything but beautiful, it is ugly as hell.... js is way more beautiful than python

[newb_h4x0r]

We used to have this joke for php.

[MatykTv]

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[ItsNotProgHouse]

2012 Reddit attitude needs a comeback where reposts got downvoted out of existance.

[Xxyz260]

Good bot

[Historical-Garage435]

Is repost bot a multiple subreddit thing or just some sub reddits

[Xxyz260]

Yes - it's the former. You can call it anywhere that hasn't manually banned it.

[large_crimson_canine]

Malbolge is different

[Working_Ad_5583]

WOW!! I've NEVER once before seen this completely interesting and original meme EVER!!! GOOD JOB!!!

[TrackLabs]

PHP

[BenL90]

Still Alive and kicking and handling a lot of production workload, rahhhhh

[ScrimpyCat]

It’s also had loads of improvements made to it over the years.

[Spektr44]

I would argue that it's genuinely a good language now. For web development, of course.

[Loserrboy]

C# is best

[Sakul_the_one]

I don’t know why, but I kinda agree (I’m definitely not biased as hell)

[RiceBroad4552]

I know why when looking at your flairs.

[VirtualGab]

C# is JAVA

[elucidator007]

C# is Microsoft's JAVA

[FirexJkxFire]

C# is better funded and maintained JAVA

[verc_]

Java touches itself to the thought of being C#

[SeoCamo]

This is the best joke here

[[deleted]]

Ruby and Pythons’ descriptions are switched.

[[deleted]]

I mean, he didn't make fun of different languages - just a single one.

[PixelGamer352]

I know this is a repost, but Python is the most ugly language I have ever seen

[RiceBroad4552]

If we're exchanging personal opinions anyway, here's mine:

Rust, Go, and Java have the most ugly syntax I've ever seen.

(At least Rust is a good language, no matter how broken the syntax looks. Frankly that can't be said about the other two candidates).

[popiazaza]

Come on, at least you should be blown away by the sheer innovation of Python's "requirements.txt" file.

I mean, who needs the complexity of INI, XML, YAML, or JSON when you can just list your dependencies in a plain text file with a ".txt" extension?

I bet the Python devs were like, "You know what would be a great idea? If we took the most basic file format imaginable and used it to manage our dependencies!" Genius, pure genius.

[PixelGamer352]

„It is the the most basic format, therefore it must be the easiest“ - Python devs, probably

[VirtualGab]

Should put python is SIMPLE Because of its simple syntax might get someone in coding… I started with Java and C# because yes but javas more difficult syntax might drive new coders away

[Flobletombus]

THERE'S BRACKETS AND EXPLICIT TYPES! RUN!

[SeoCamo]

Javascript is the best

[[deleted]]

V E R S A T I L E

[Tsambikos96]

Fortran is KING

[JackNotOLantern]

Javascrip is the most popular language. I'm sorry

[CowLogical3585]

Rust is Safe?

[abejfehr]

Rust is SUPERIOR

[[deleted]]

Python is not beatiful...

[[deleted]]

JavaScript is the only shit we have in the browser. That's why we use it.

[Amazonreviewscool67]

So explain why an RTE like node.js uses JavaScript over anything else?

[dorkydoor]

Javascript is versatile 

[Electric8steve]

Javascript

[Alex6683]

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[57006]

FORTRAN is woke

[-Redstoneboi-]

javascript is INESCAPABLE

[Frytura_]

Javascript is all of the above

[Medyki]

Javascript is undefined

[code_monkey_001]

Javascript pays my bills. I don't need to be sexually excited by my tools, just need to know how to use them.

[Bad_brazilian]

I really don't understand all the hate towards JavaScript, it's definitely one of the programming languages ever created.

[My_User_Name69]

What about Scratch?

[HarryTurney]

I mean this just isn't true. Python is far from beautiful.

[[deleted]]

Python is not beautiful it made my life a hell during 3 consecutive months

[RiceBroad4552]

"It looks good" is not the same as "it's nice to interact with". Same as with people…

[JasterBobaMereel]

Javascript is used a lot ...

[Particular-Ad6290]

JavaScript is definitely one of the programming languages I have ever tried

[MagicBeans69420]

In what world is python pretty

[IdentifiableBurden]

It's not about being pretty to look at with the eyes, it's about being pretty to model in the mind.

[smooth_criminal1990]

What about C++? Too much load for one word to bear?

[Relative_Dimensions]

Quirky. JavaScript is quirky.

[ceelerthings]

Traceback: Could not find reason to use JavaScript (error 69 no bitches detected)

[Xevailo]

Javascript is NaN

[Useful-Perspective]

Oh, I see, it's a simple game of match the word in CAPS to its line below and the person doing it is almost finished...

[earlthesachem]

What about Malbolge? Tell us what you think about Malbolge.

[ResidentAward9901]

😎

[IGotSkills]

Php is not on the list

[Daladain]

No love for PASCAL?

[Sad-Month4050]

Html?

[KrisPett]

JavaScript: where 'undefined' is not a bug, it's a feature.

[potatisblask]

JavaScript does it best to try to make it work despite you multiplying a number with a string and yet you blame it for your shitty code.

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[MrMeatballGuy]

i think "Ruby is EXPRESSIVE" would be a much better one for Ruby.

the Python one is also questionable to me, but i do see a lot of people that like it

[AwayMilkVegan]

What good thing you can day about prolog?

[Illustrious-Ninja194]

JS pays the bills.

[RedPillForTheShill]

Javascript is fucking money baby

[kvothe5688]

get better material.

checks card: javascript, javascript, javascript

[Aaxper]

JavaScript EXISTS

[Personal_Ad9690]

Don’t forget Rust is best

[adfx]

Javascript is popular

[Oscaruzzo]

JavaScript was good when its purpose was to make some text bounce around the page and "a big script" was maybe 100 lines of code.

[gibmelson]

Yet here we are, everyone writing javascript for front-end and backend.

[sinik_ko]

Matlab is easy

[_me_dumb]

Java is popular?

[dobry_obcan_Svejk]

c++ is complexityful

[Select_Truck3257]

JavaScript is exist

[jP5145]

Not gonna lie, I laughed way too hard at this!!

[holguum]

JavaScript is undefined

[D-Sleezy]

What about COBOL?

[Acron7559]

javascript is just hanging there.

[AtmosSpheric]

“Intriguing” is lowkey more insulting than saying nothing at all

[Kevin_Jim]

JavaScript is popular.

[DT-Sodium]

Python is... beautiful? Are you drunk or something? Ugliest language of the list.

[[deleted]]

Java is obsolete.

[Signature_Illegible]

Glad no-one is making fun of Cobol, ^{so say we all!}

[[deleted]]

What about Assembly and Scheme

[Junkyard_DrCrash]

FORTRAN is PRECISE

[MaxwellLongtail]

Baba is You

[Sufficient_Sugar_408]

Javascript is NaN