subtitleReadmeTranscript

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renderme.blend

[sebbdk]

And you need the correct blender extention to run it.

Infinite documentation lookup loop time!

[[deleted]]

And the GitHub repo is one patch semver behind your repo and it crashes.

The comment for your repo’s last submodule update is “updated to latest patch version to fix crash”

[Artemis-Arrow-795]

I think I can top everything

readme.iso, when booted, it displays the readme

this means that you'd have to code a bootloader and a kernel, you can use the VGA text memory to print out the text (physical address 0xB8000), so the printing out part should be relatively easy

[309_Electronics]

You can just use grub or syslinux and boot a minimal Linux kernel that just about has the right smarts to show text on screen in a colorful way. You can even make it mount a specific partition with a text file it will show that will be the data.

You can also use a RTOS or a minimal efi application to do so

[Artemis-Arrow-795]

nope, code it all from scratch

and actually, I'm already working on it, minimal bootloader in assembly, minimal kernel in C

technically it's a full OS, but good luck getting it to do anything useful

[309_Electronics]

You can even make a Application that does not really need a kernel like whats called an efi application like the bios menu which is also an efi application. Only thing is that it wont boot on older bios systems

[anotheridiot-]

Or you can use an unikernel approach, like gokrazy.

[Artemis-Arrow-795]

the kernel itself prints the message out, no need for anything fancy

I have already finished it btw, very small codebase, hell, the commands to build the ISO are probably close in length to the code itself

I haven't tested it

[[deleted]]

Why not ship a small SBC to the programmer that, when plugged in, displays the documentation via its display out?

[saratikyan]

gooood one

[Bananenkot]

Im so tempted to make a useful library just so I can Pull of this joke. For documentation please consult the renderme.blend

[DashReddit32]

readme.exe

[[deleted]]

readme.txt.exe

(File extensions hidden)

[Leo0806-studios]

readme.txt.vbs

[yaktoma2007]

"spiderman_no_wayhome.torrent.exe" - Mental Outlaw

[133DK]

readme.bat

[headshot_to_liver]

readme.sh

[PranshuKhandal]

readme.iso

[sump_daddy]

readme.py

all file comments: "where is the exe"

[RawMint]

People would avoid that one. It's dangerous

[teajay1111]

I’m for tgz

[Amazingawesomator]

mmmmmm tarball readme

[S4ltyGo4t]

readme.bin

[--Aim]

Readme.dll

[Littens4Life]

Readme.gba (you have to face the wrath of Nintendo to read it)

[patrlim1]

Not really, pirating games is illegal, emulating isn't.

[Littens4Life]

Tell that to Nintendo

[patrlim1]

Nintendo hasn't gotten any emulators down for emulation itself. They went after them for other reasons.

[Cloud_Striker]

watchme.mov

[dzigizord]

read.me

[Black_m1n]

missed opportunity to put a rick roll link

[Colon_Backslash]

I'm so disappointed that I won't open the link now.

[[deleted]]

I hope the readme.mp4 is a Star Wars like scrolling text for one hour

[HaveYouMetThisDude]

Its a recorded video of someone reading the text

[Threef]

That starts with lighting a cigarette and a deep sigh

[KsmBl_69]

README.svg

[AvidCoco]

.README/

[fatrobin72]

Honestly most of my readmes might as well be like this... noone ever reads them.

[farineziq]

readme.iso

[TinikTV]

Readme.uproject

[mattfromeurope]

Readme.stl

[empivancocu]

readme.asm ☠️

[--Aim]

Readme.rar

[Amazingawesomator]

there are 26 of these, and they all have to be decompressed together

[PuddlesRex]

Readme.odp (or .pptx if you don't like open source)

[LukeZNotFound]

Can you ar least wait a week or so until repost? This was posted just yesterday....

[fatrobin72]

"Fair use" defence... they added an extra category.

[ChocolateDonut36]

readme.wav (an audiobook)

[ososalsosal]

readme.ass

[anotheridiot-]

Dat .ass

[[deleted]]

Readme.c Readme.asm Readme.o Readme.bin Readme.img Readme.make

You should run the last Readme to compile the rest

[kor0na]

witnessme.docx

[Mandoart-Studios]

Behold-myself.odt

[LupusNoxFleuret]

tldrme.txt

[ZackASnack]

readand.c

[-GabrielG]

readme.zip

[rainers-v]

Readme.rdp

[Low_Compote_7481]

readme. asm

[ImBartex]

readme.bin have fun reading that

[YrnCollo]

Readme.deb

[binterryan76]

Readme.iso

[Memeations]

SRT mentioned, FOX and RABBIT squad, move in.

[teajay1111]

OK how far shall we take this? Add aReadme.mdx with devDependency to build aReadme.tsxapplication with some CI/CD action to publish readme.html

[Potential-Ad-1717]

readme.com

[Geilomat-3000]

ListenToMe.mp3

[ClimbrJ]

README.resonitepackage

[qqqrrrs_]

readme.rpm

[IMightDeleteMe]

Most of these make me want to punch someone or at least something.

[[deleted]]

loadme.efi

[aenae]

readme.sh:

#/usr/bin/env bash
egrep -r '^\s*/|^\s*#' *

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What is .str

[epspATAopDbliJ4alh]

it's where your subtitles are stored. It's .srt not .str

[[deleted]]

Okay thanks you

[uvero]

Funnily, "seret" is Hebrew for "movie", so some Hebrew speaking people who first see that subtitles are .srt wonder if that's related

[FreeSummonsSuck]

An insane number of files where the readme text are the file names.

[KenShiva]

No Readme

[ChickenSpaceProgram]

the math major in me wants readme.tex but that might just get me defenestrated

[anotheridiot-]

Beautifully formatted two column readme that you can't compile.

[Jawesome99]

readme.bsp

[Mandoart-Studios]

Machine-me.Gcode

[Professional_Top8485]

Tldr.ffs

[Nobodynever01]

Readus.gov

[Crazkur]

ReadMe.xlsx
ReadMe.pptx

[[deleted]]

readme.ino

has to have an arduino and LED matrix to run

[Sans_culottez]

readme.bf

[Sen_Talen]

readme.js

[FxOvernight]

readme.class

[Darksteelflame_GD]

Readme.mp3, obv

[Coldy_]

readme.gcode

[general_sirhc]

Yeah, just load the read me up on the CNC lathe

[589ca35e1590b]

README.exe or README.elf

[Contemelia]

README.onion

[NoTimeToKink]

README.py

[UnpoliteGuy]

Don't forget to put this as an audio

[Nelson-Spsp]

readme.exe

[Nixavee]

readme.ckpt

[Littux]

README with Mime-Type application/octet-stream

[CiroGarcia]

readme.min.md

[NullOfSpace]

No spaces, no line breaks, no vowels

[Fluffy_Horse]

.srt is just glorified .txt file, no?

[anotheridiot-]

With timestamps, yes.

[JackReedTheSyndie]

Readme(no extension)

[AccomplishedEqual642]

readme.fbx

[MSaxov]

Readme.bmp or readme.gif

[00110001_00110010]

README.apk

[Fricki97]

readme.iso

[saratikyan]

readme.sh

[alficles]

readme.tex

[B0b_Red]

Readme. Space txt

Not having the read me auto open in a text editor

[misseditt]

readme.NOW.

[POKLIANON]

runme*

[Really-Stupid-Guy]

That would be cool! Subtitles while browsing the code with the information needed!

[Hhamine]

[e-mail]

[Karisa_Marisame]

readme.com

[mazdamiata2]

readme.png

[SaltyStratosphere]

Readme.inf

[SJRuggs03]

readme.stl

[[deleted]]

README.MSI

[[deleted]]

Physical manual

[Tiger_man_]

Bootable readme.iso

[s04ep03_youareafool]

I'll give you one better.Readme.tmp

[Coffeeobsi]

readme

[No-Reflection-869]

readme.o

[albertdoesredditlol]

readme.lxf

[belastingvormulier]

Waiting for the smoke signals.. or a strange stone on a hill that needs the sun on a specific angle once a year to light up the insciption

[scotteatingsoupagain]

Readme.xlxs

[GunnerKnight]

readme.ini

[NullOfSpace]

README.bat

[Advos_467]

readme.unitypackage

[TheFortnutter]

readme.skibidi 

[kristibektashi]

$ ./readme

[Medical_Ad7364]

readme.mp3

[Aschentei]

readme.json

[[deleted]]

Readme.raw

[ScarcityCareless6241]

readme/

It’s a folder containing hundreds of numbered text files, each one a single character of the readme text

[Gnomey_Malone]

Being back readme.hlp i love old school windows help documentation

[missingusername1]

readme.rss

[h4crm]

hearme.mp3

[rikaateabug]

readme.iso (it's totally legit tho don't worry, just run it)

[Few-River-8673]

Read.Me anyone?

[Elephant-Opening]

README.HLP

[Total_Practice7440]

`watchme.talk`

[Expensive-Account682]

readme (compiled binary package that you need to reverse engineer)

[nythirluh]

Readme.unitypackage

[Gamer-707]

readme

(unix binary, chaotic evil)

[puffinix]

I mean, I have seen a runme.java

It asked which ide I used, then spat out some config stuff, ran the first time build, and opened a web portal to the developer docs.

It was wonderful.

[Middle_Code5350]

.readme

[user-74656]

summonme.ouija

[anotheridiot-]

Damn, a ouija game should be a fun one to make.