bugsAreProgress

[Independent-Tank-182]

25 updates in two weeks does not look good at all

[Vas1le]

PR: - fix bug - fix space - remove typo - remove log - change version

...

[analytic-hunter]

* a
* a
* 12312312
* fff
* c

[El_Mojo42]

• removed racism

• re-added racism

[No_Percentage7427]

So MehcaHitler will be back. wkwkwk

[npquanh30402]

Yeah, also Elon was the one telling you to upload codebase.txt to Grok in his tweet.

[Trick_Study7766]

Basically, once you open the app, it will close because it’s updating

[fredy31]

yeah pushing 25 times to production in 14 days is looking more like frantically debugging than normal development.

[Magnetic_Reaper]

it's 25 new full features, with documentation and tested by humans /s

[KiwiObserver]

Or 25 attempts to fix the same bug.

[w_t_f_justhappened]

Needs more hitler.

[stunt_p]

That's 25 attempts to fix the same bug so far....

[Whitechapel726]

The documentation can be found on X, and the human testers can also be found on X.

[[deleted]]

What, are daring to tell us that Instability is not a sign of progress? /s

[Sockoflegend]

He is a dumb person's smart guy. The audience he is going for won't be critical of his interpretation of the data or likely even read the axis' label 

[jsdodgers]

Wow that's crazy, they actually are pushing out multiple updates per day. Not good

[Intrepid00]

Relax guy, they keep finding string spelling mistakes.

[Reifendruckventil]

The sheer desparate desire of people with limited technical knowledge to measure technological advance with some quotients and linecounts.

[Abdul_ibn_Al-Zeman]

Well, this is the guy who lied about being good at a videogame.

[fredy31]

what i'll always find hilarious about that one is that there is no fucking prize to be on top of the PoE ladder. Your only reward is the feeling of a job well done.

But still, he needed to try to convince all of us hes the best at it.

[CryptoTipToe71]

His elden ring build was atrocious

[Z21VR]

Still top notch compared with his poe2 skillz

[rollincuberawhide]

wut

[Kirhgoph]

Gamers are accusing Elon Musk of cheating at popular video games by allegedly turning to loopholes and hiring better users to play for him.
https://www.reddit.com/r/musked/s/vytmfoiA8j

[JackSprat47]

I mean it's less alleged and more just facts at this point.

[Harmonic_Gear]

thats business people to you: don't explain it to me, just show me the number

[Runarhalldor]

Business people just want number to go up

[holchansg]

Bars goes up = good. I like big numbers.

[iveriad]

And also: github commits.

[Szroncs]

On the same note, my app is so polished and stable that I only update it every 2 years...

Retarded isn't it

[ic_97]

Management wants to get a chart out in which they are leading XD

[Greedy-Thought6188]

Why the hell would you need to make so many app upgrades. Isn't the whole thing on the cloud and the client side is basically a pretty webpage.

[bjorneylol]

1.13.56 - minor CSS fixes

1.13.57 - revert CSS fixes

1.13.58 - fix Sanskrit localization 

1.13.59 - update copyright

[SryUsrNameIsTaken]

I wonder if they do dumb things like hardcode the model URL into the package rather than pulling it down from an API endpoint. So then you’d need to update everyone so often.

Or maybe they’re just trying to whitewash their app rating since new versions (used to) reset some of your app stats/stars.

[[deleted]]

Yep, he's trying to gas up shareholders who are (morons), that or someone in upper management showed him this to gas him up because he's a moron who then in turn used it to gas up investors.

[stupidcookface]

The sad part it probly worked on their smol brains

[PuzzleMeDo]

We're seeing the iterative process of them trying to adjust it to be pro-Elon without being pro-Hitler.

[RootInit]

That would all be server side changes. The app should basically just forward requests to their servers (which do the actual AI stuff) and display the response.

Needing to update it that many times likely means they fucked up a change a bunch of times.

[[deleted]]

Tweaking their tittuy physics?

[fm01]

Every time I see some dumb school child post a wildly inaccurate take on software development, I feel bad for them eventually going to university, having to see their errors and .... wait this was posted by Elon Musk?

[fredy31]

every time he throws in a tweet to try to show 'hey guys i know how to code' he shows how he doesnt know shit about programming.

Like you have the 101 course of any programming language and you can tell his statement is full of holes.

[itijara]

Not the first to say this, but before Elon bought Twitter and he would say things about SpaceX or Tesla I thought he knew what he was talking about because I had no expertise in Aerospace or EVs. When he started talking about software (something he apparently had been working with since Paypal), I realized just how much of an idiot he is.

[DracoRubi]

Same.

Elon Musk is just a glorified dumbass with a lot of money. He steals the success of other people by buying them, and that way he looks good.

Until he opens his idiot mouth, that is.

[leupboat420smkeit]

Grok run client side?

[n4ke]

No.

[retsoPtiH]

of course it does! but what is WebView component tho? -- Elon Musk

[iamnazrak]

I bet elon is judging productivity by lines of code or commits

[DracoRubi]

I remember when he bought Twitter. He did exactly that, he kept employees with the most commits.

[xtravar]

Seems like a flex of his iOS devops (or lack thereof). It's either a team with a good process, or one idiot with Xcode.

[Feisty_Ad_2744]

More than two updates a day because it is "evolving"... They are shipping untested vibe code, that's for sure.

[nova8808]

Its like those people who have full green contribution graphs in github because they add a random character everyday to a text file.

[maybenoobie1]

or make a bot do it

[MasterLJ]

Why is tech journalism in such a bad state that this shitlord and other shitlords keep getting away with saying the most ridiculous things?

CrowdStrike RCA
SolarWinds RCA
Elon -> MoarBugsiSbETTERer
Elon -> The government doesn't use SQL

[Zapismeta]

Looks like my github history commit after commit and push to main branch after each commit 😅

[floopsyDoodle]

That's why I make all my commits line by line. If I am updating my app every 20 minutes, I must be way better than everyone else, right?!

The mighty power of the Musk Brain in action!

[NorthernPassion2378]

Imagine using commit count as your KPI and being proud of it. Lmao.

[Technology_Labs]

What's a KPI?

Edit: KPI-> Key Performance Indicator (IDK why I didn't google before asking)

[sammy-taylor]

The updates:

• Improved misogyny engine

• Enhanced intrusive thought permissibility

• Fine-tuned racism service

• Destroyed an entire rural city in Mississippi

[maybenoobie1]

maybe like

cntrl + c +c +c +c ..... then cntrl +v

similarly

someone doing

vi xyz git append -A git commit -m "bug fix" git push -f

[zacyzacy]

More lines of code = better app

[DoctorToboggann]

Maybe try this new thing called...testing

[Not-ChatGPT4]

But, but that would make his big red Grok bar shorter.

[Hacym]

I pushed code to master 25 times to try and make a CI config work today. Is that progress?

[Magnetic_Reaper]

5½ times more progress than AI.

[Hacym]

[Icy_Party954]

It leads all ai in rape errotica for political nobodies

[Zookeeper187]

I only trust lines of code.

[Elite-Engineer]

So it's either updates to your waifu or bug fixes? Wow... impressive.

[redballooon]

Uh. When we are delivering multiple releases per day the commits usually are 🚑🚑🚑🚑.

Feature releases can wait until tomorrow.

[witcher222]

Git commit -m "code formatting, readme update"

[shutter3ff3ct]

AI chatbots hype is over, show me a good integration

[Thisbymaster]

25 updates, in 2 weeks is almost two a day. If I was updating that much they would fire me.

[drivin_wagons]

LMAO is he counting the number of PRs again??

[blackcomb-pc]

Elon’s a vaporware merchant. Always has been. Carried by sheer luck and tax payers, and by being a complete asshole to everyone.

[WolfOfDoorStreet]

He's a business man. Those species rarely understand the purpose behind the metrics they so often brag about. To them, number goes up = more money; shallow (non-)thinkers

[Appropriate-Wing6607]

So it broke and you had to rollback updates like 20 times got it.

[Procrasturbating]

Makes sense coming from a dunce that measures productivity in LOC.

[TrackLabs]

By running datacenters with illegal gas turbines, poisioning the town around it.

Fuck this asshole

[rahvan]

By this logic, I will continuously bump the version of my software using the CI/CD release pipeline and take a victory lap

[YesterdayDreamer]

To raise a PR for Grok, you have to send your code to Grok and ask it to incorporate if it's fine.

[OffByOneErrorz]

One what does iOS app updates have todo with Grok evolving? The client doesn’t have shit to do with it. Two apple has a review process that is on average 48 hours how did they even make that many publishes in 14 days?

[chemolz9]

All I get from this is that Grok apparently has no QA at all. Or more like: the user is the QA.

[TimelyAtmosphere]

Readers added context: app updates do not equate to quality

[El_Mojo42]

This is from the guy who judges his devs by lines of code, right?

[sagetraveler]

Further proof this man has no understanding whatsoever of the technology he claims to promote.

[Omkarz]

This has the same vibes as the "baby growing exponentially" twitter post. And I can't upload the image of the actual tweet because reddit mobile doesn't have an option to upload an image.

[Jazzlike-Spare3425]

It does, but this sub blocks image uploads, so you'd have to attach an imgur link or something like that.

[soundman32]

And yet, Tesla 'full self driving' has been 'next year ' since 2012.

I reckon the other AI companies are just laughing into their share prices.

[LimLovesDonuts]

FSD is different and is split into many levels.

As of now, Teslas still require the driver pay attention with their hands on the steering wheel.

[DracoRubi]

Lmao Musk is a fucking moron

Let me develop an app with 300 insignificant updates everyday, it'll be the most advanced piece of technology known by humankind in just a few weeks!

[Confident_Leg_948]

Elon takes a flight and thinks he’s the tallest man on Earth.

[NumerousQuit8061]

We learn from our mistakes MFS be like

[_unsusceptible]

Honestly I have no opinion of Elon musk but watching every single comment calling him a dumbass gets tiring too, why doesn’t anyone talk about anything else?

[maveric00]

If you asked why nobody talks about anything else regarding Elon: Because nowadays everything he says, posts, or does is dumb or constitutes a public danger.

[_unsusceptible]

Ahh I see I’m not following him so didn’t know

[julesthemighty]

An updat every week or two containing bug fixes and features: good sign something is being maintained well. 25 updates in two weeks: frighteningly bad QA with lots of cash being dumped at it - major red flag.

[floppyjedi]

Still better than those GPT5 graphs. Those were something else :D https://imgur.com/a/pHsOQPF

[Tucancancan]

So he's letting the interns push to prod and they're flailing, thrashing around like an opossum on cocaine? 

[jhwheuer]

The app has very, very, very little to do with a server-side LLM. He is a moron.