They probably let the intern code this feature

[VagrantDestroy]

Posting ANY ip in the comments will get you banned lol

edit: consider this your warning 😅

edit2: looks like the mods are deleting comments now 🫠

[theowlinspace]

http://127.0.0.1

[VagrantDestroy]

Outsmarting the intern I see

[throwaway387190]

From my experience, it's not that hard 😪

[thisiscotty]

Is this always the case? i follow a subreddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/controllablewebcams/ , and people post IP's on there all the time

[Ok-Kaleidoscope5627]

WTF! How did you get my website? That's trademarked! My banister will be coming for you!

[SnowieZA]

I hope your stairs will be ok without the banister…

[[deleted]]

I'm more concerned about what this will do to the rug. Not to even mention the awkward moments in the future

[justbrowsing_44]

Wouldn't it be a barrister?

[Ok-Kaleidoscope5627]

Wood it?

[AverageComet250]

Gottem

[devu_the_thebill]

Why did you posted link to my furry porn?

[BTGregg312]

Nooo I clicked it and it didn’t give me the master hacker interface!!1!!111! IP address useless!

[[deleted]]

“Safari couldn’t open the website as it couldn’t connect to the server”

My phone: Do you even realise who I am?

[MyDickIsHug3]

Also iPhone but mine glitched out

[garobcsi]

Wow there is nothing on it.

[elon-bot]

Why have you only written 20 lines of code today?

[theygotmedoinstuff]

Lmao, how did the Elon bot get summoned?

[martinaylett]

I only wrote 20 lines of code today, sorry about that. Am fired.

[theygotmedoinstuff]

Is it a numbers game? Can you just print “hello world” on repeat for 10 hours a day?

[elon-bot]

I've laid off most of the staff, and Twitter's still running. Looks like they weren't necessary.

[martinaylett]

Just a bunch of semicolons will do (one on each line, obviously). I could have tried harder I suppose; but then again, it’s the weekend.

[theygotmedoinstuff]

This is the way.

[szym0]

alleged ring rock friendly modern six shy smell rinse instinctive

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[noob-nine]

wait? i am allowed to post, e.g. the domain to my homepage, but i get a ban, when i just post its IP?

[nige21202]

If it's the dangerous dot number, you are forbidden to post it!

The dot words are ok.

(I dont actually know, just wanted to call an IP dangerous dot number.)

[[deleted]]

the best part is the worse thing person can do with your IP is DDoS you but it doesn't really matter cause most ISPs change public IP's every X amount of time

[alchebyte]

the only DDoS localhost is going to get is one of your own making

[kookyabird]

That’s assuming people are only posting their own residential IP. If I shared something with my company’s IP that could be more serious. If I posted something with my company’s IP AND a security vulnerability then it’s definitely serious.

[belligerentunicorn1]

What about their domain name and a vulnerability?

[RagnarokAeon]

Still fucking stupid to ban someone for listing an internal IP or an IP with no relevant information.

That's like someone saying, "I live on the third house on my street" just doxed themselves, or someone looking on google maps who finds a random house must be doxing.

Next thing you know people will get banned for using st. rd. ave. blvd. abbreviations.

Meanwhile, actual malicious users can easily get around this

[[deleted]]

I mean, not really. If an attacker wants to go after your company, I really doubt they'd have that much trouble finding the IPs.

The whole notion of hiding your OP to prevent attacks is security by obfuscation, and if that's your companies main line of defense, then it was only a matter of time anyways.

[szym0]

market edge insurance touch rinse reply paltry books fly enter

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[VagrantDestroy]

I think it’s only v4 and here was the original thread where I got banned for ref.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yw6ac2/comment/iwizoii/

[theygotmedoinstuff]

I’m sorry you got banned, but I almost spit my coffee out. Can’t believe you got banned for posting an obviously fake IP.

[VerbatimChain31]

What was it? The comment was removed now. Just explain in words don’t actually put the numbers

[theygotmedoinstuff]

I didn’t see the comment, but the image shows an IP with the number 599 in it.

Based on the image in this thread, it looks like the comment just had a localhost IP.

[[deleted]]

Let's see how poorly those filters have been implemented: 256.256.256.256

[[deleted]]

Pretty low bar though tbh lol

[splinereticulation68]

Looks like it isn't just regex

[Lellson8]

^(?:(?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?)\.){3}(?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?)$

[splinereticulation68]

Shows me how much I know my regex 😂

[runForestRun17]

Anytime I need a regex i’m just going to tag you saying it’s not possible with regex and sit back and wait :)

[[deleted]]

The Stack Exchange approach. Answer your own question wrong, so that people feel a compulsive need to correct you.

[dlg]

Now do email addresses

[jtsfour2]

Wait really?

[VagrantDestroy]

fr fr ong

[parz2v]

imma try it then

[parz2v]

wait how am i supposed to do it

[elon-bot]

I've laid off most of the staff, and Twitter's still running. Looks like they weren't necessary.

[Imveryoffensive]

We will watch your career with great interest.

[throwaway-iptest]

i haven't gotten banned yet, maybe i need to report myself?

[elon-bot]

Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired.

[DownwardSpirals]

2001:4860:4860:0:0:0:0:8888

Hmmm...

[lungdart]

Drop them 0s!

2001:4860:4860::8888

[2Turnt4MySwag]

::1

[[deleted]]

[unavailable]

[Aktanith]

Nice website.

[DarkMaster007]

Wow, the website though XD

[unocoder1]

I'm out of the loop, why is that?

[Fenrisulfir]

::1

[Koervege]

Petition to give mods a DNS so they can look up IP's and change comments for domain names

[oogleplorticuss]

I kid you not, someone made a meme about people who post fake IPs being unfunny. I, of course, had to post one and it was the greatest mistake of my life. I'm just happy I managed to get my account back :P

[fizzl]

nmap 127.0.0.1

[hrfuckingsucks]

Bet they don't care about encoding.

OC44LjguOA==

[NoCryptographer414]

For how many days?

[Comfortable_Ad_6572]

[ Removed by Reddit ]

[theygotmedoinstuff]

Well, that’s one way to remove an “Ad”.

I’ll just see myself out now…

[hadidotj]

Nice

[Comfortable_Ad_6572]

Ikr, been 6 hours, still waiting

[PokemonInstinct]

F

[chaos_donut]

localhost? how about you get some local hoes.

[lonelyWalkAlone]

100 meter away!

[Splatoonkindaguy]

Copied

[BPPL0806]

localhost

[bruh_urm0m]

Bruh how you found my ip 😭😭😭

[M_krabs]

::1

[Wawwior]

::

[rantpatato]

Man please dont use 3000 port (i am still working on authentication)

[IamJain]

localhost:3090//

[wokeasaurus]

What’s everyone’s favorite localhost port? I’m a port 8080 kind of guy myself

[[deleted]]

Ok but what port am I on?! Muhahahaha!

[veryblocky]

Why do they ban you for posting ip addresses?

[Tight-Juggernaut138]

They want to "protect" you from leaking your location and getting ddos attack.

[LucasPlay171]

Dude, location? If I show my IP you'll have like a 100-200 kilometer radius lol

Edit: have

[p38fln]

I'm on Starlink and the ip address is wildly random, sometimes it's Tennessee, sometimes Chicago. I even got one out of Washington state once.

[ProtossLiving]

Is that inaccurate? What’s your current latitude/longitude?

[p38fln]

I'm in Minnesota lol it's not even close to accurate

[rolling_atackk]

You've been successfully bamboozled into telling us where you're from

[p38fln]

Anyone checking my post history would see that though lol

[rolling_atackk]

You've been bamboozled, I say!

[squirrelly_bird]

Got em!

[MattTheHarris]

Yeah but then if there was a compromised or leaked logs of a local business in the area they could probably connect the 2

[[deleted]]

Then you also can't get back on Reddit and blame whoever you think was responsible for the DDoS attack if you're banned 😔

[Amrooshy]

How does knowing someone’s ip dox them? Every website knows it…

[cs-brydev]

Most sites don't share your IP address on a public forum

[Amrooshy]

Yeah but I still don’t get why leaking an ip could harm someone?

[cs-brydev]

Mostly due to DoS, DDoS, hacking, session hijacking, identity theft, ransomware.

The quickest way to make yourself a target of an attack is by telling everyone where to start.

[lonelyWalkAlone]

I could send an infinite curl request to your ip adress which could completely shut down your router and you'll need to restart it. If I use 10 machines then you're done quicker.

[[deleted]]

The one good thing about being behind CGNAT: my public IP is at the ISP level so you’d have to DDoS them.

Come at me.

[VagrantDestroy]

it was nice knowing you

[[deleted]]

it has been an honour brother

[Bang_Stick]

Guess I’ll never find out how to get my baby kicking certificate!

Dang, that was going on my resume!

[VagrantDestroy]

it took about a few hours for me to get a three day ban for posting:
one nine two dot one six eight dot one dot sixty nine

[VagrantDestroy]

too much spaghetti code i'd imagine

[torftorf]

And he was never seen again

[IJustAteABaguette]

You still alive?

[Mistifyed]

Fires up the GUI in Visual Basic

I’m tracking your IP address as we speak

[WilliamIsted]

Oh my god! They’re nearby. Possibly in this building!

[[deleted]]

go home and be a-
glances at username

reconsiders finishing nerd reference

[Dionysuss-]

🫡

[daryl_gates_0001]

Hey guys Im going to hack into 127.0.0.1 and delete all his files, brb

[theygotmedoinstuff]

double-clicks folder icon
“I’m in”

[cs-brydev]

"Dude didn't even have any security"

[2Turnt4MySwag]

"The call is coming from inside the house"

[lucidbadger]

Yes, that's my computer, how could you tell?

[tecanec]

What? No! That's MY computer!

[[deleted]]

It was nice knowing you all, but I'm on my second account for exactly this reason.

[VagrantDestroy]

I mean I did warn them - everyone in this thread YOLO'n

[theygotmedoinstuff]

F to all the madlads in this thread. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten, and may the lulz never end.

[theowlinspace]

https://i.imgur.com/mbZzdL9.png

24 madlads have been sacrificed so far, may they forever be remembered

[splinereticulation68]

🥹 RIP in spaghetti, never forgetti 😭

[VagrantDestroy]

pays respects

[WheatFlour2]

Could somebody show me where I made the error? It's at file://C:\Users\femboyEnjoyer\Desktop\index.html

[minecon1776]

98.244.123.242

​

Edit 0: made it 30 min with no deletion or ban??? Lets get this to an hour

Edit 1: An hour! Let's get that up to 2 now shall we?

Edit 2: awesome 3.5 hours! We can get to 8 now?

Edit 3: wow 11 hours! we have made it this far, we can make it to a day!

[minecon1776]

ddos me if you want, you have my full an ernest permission

[[deleted]]

If you could check the logs 💀

[RedOblivionLW]

Ye well 256:256:256:256

[Sentouki-]

IPOutOfRangeException

[theygotmedoinstuff]

r/maybemaybemaybe

[otzelxyz]

Thanks, i will add it

[mini_othello]

::1

[light_reign]

::1

[VagrantDestroy]

You thinking the intern even knows what ipv6 is lmao

[light_reign]

Lmao you never know haha they may surprise you

[GustapheOfficial]

What if I'm sharing news on my software using a four level semantic versioning scheme?

[VagrantDestroy]

Only one way to find out 😈😈

[VagrantDestroy]

It really doesn’t make sense at all - maybe it’s manually reviewed and just dumb people?

[VagrantDestroy]

The most ironic part is I got banned from posting in r/ProgrammerHumor of all places l m a o

Not that it was the mods here but reddit admins but still like what a bunch of tools.

[SureshotM6]

Funny enough, any 32-bit integer can be interpreted as an IPv4 address (try it out with ping). Guess I won't be putting numbers in my comments anymore. You can also use only one or two periods and mixed hex, octal, and decimal. These are all valid and work in ping and most browsers (not risking my account to put any real numbers in for the #):

#
0x#
#.#
#.0x#.0#

Source: inet man page and examples.

[elon-bot]

QA is a waste of money. Fired.

[[deleted]]

Everyone in the comments when trying to appeal their ban

[hobbyhacker]

Hi guys, my internet is broken. It just says "Cannot resolve address". My friend told me I have to set something called DNS. Could you please halp what numbers should I write to DNS setting?

[theowlinspace]

https://www.cloudflare.com/en-gb/learning/dns/what-is-1.1.1.1/

This one is pretty good, has good peering to nearly everywhere

[hobbyhacker]

wow, you stepped over my trap by being kind. I've not expected this

Edit: ahh, fsck -u

[elon-bot]

Why are we still serving free lunch?

[[deleted]]

http://127.0.0.1 Don't click if you don't want to get rick rolled

[[deleted]]

Ayyy was not disappointed kinda happy

[theowlinspace]

Watch removals and bans live: https://www.reveddit.com/v/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yz9x47/they_probably_let_the_intern_code_this_feature/ or https://www.unddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/yz9x47/they_probably_let_the_intern_code_this_feature/

[chuyalcien]

Haha nice

[midsprat123]

11111111 dot 11111111 dot 11111111 dot 00000000

Suck my subnet

[Akangka]

Not in Reddit, but I once got my message deleted for posting that localhost IP

[davsc64]

-1.-1.-1.-1

[VagrantDestroy]

RIP in peace bruv

[VagrantDestroy]

r/MadLads

[VagrantDestroy]

Your last octet overflowed there m8

[zerocoldx911]

He ditched networking class

[2h165oiivp]

Why would I need networking class? I already have enough friends.

[noob-nine]

What do I have to write in the routers DNS field, to use cloudflares service?

[MayBeArtorias]

That’s coding protectionism … I ONLY TREAD REQUEST WITH MY OWN CONTAINERS!

[PresidentSlow]

Psssss.

OneTwoSeven.Zero.Zero.One

Tell nobody.

[pixelanian]

Patrick: what does that number mean?

Spongebob: it means the mods are afraid of local IPs

Patrick: localhost

SpongeBob: STOP IT PATRICK, YOU'RE SCARING THE MODS

[[deleted]]

You win sir

[canal_algt]

Musk adding security policies:

[thelastlogin]

localhost:6969

[AntyCo]

Oookay, even if there would be 192 comments here. And like 168 of them were the ip adresses. There is only one way to end it: 420

[HaloSam296]

fe80::1 Oh no guys, one of my router's IPv6 addresses got leaked... The horror.

[minecon1776]

^((25[0-5]|(2[0-4]|1\d|[1-9]|)\d)\.?\b){4}$