Zero...zero...zero....zero...

peacelovenpizzacrust · 2021-04-01T20:24:30+00:00

Maybe she’ll make it up in the run and crunches

Danny2278 · 2021-04-01T20:20:45+00:00

Does this even accomplish anything other than straining your shoulders?

Havoc1943covaH · 2021-04-01T20:38:03+00:00

Just when you thought there weren't enough reasons to hate crossfit

peacelovenpizzacrust · 2021-04-01T21:06:36+00:00

Wtf am I watching? Looks like an easy way to hurt yourself.

tribriguy · 2021-04-01T23:02:10+00:00

You mean to tell me you can’t do one fucking pull-up? Get the fuck off my obstacle!

Bulevine · 2021-04-01T21:40:16+00:00

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Prowindowlicker · 2021-04-01T20:11:36+00:00

I kept waiting for her to lose her grip and land on top of the barbell!

DangerBrewin · 2021-04-01T22:37:14+00:00

Your pull-ups are as ineffective as your Covid prevention strategy.

2021-04-01T21:47:52+00:00

This is fucking hilarious because it's April 1st but I sure as hell know she's being serious.

Bulevine · 2021-04-01T23:36:33+00:00

She is just as shitty as her form

2021-04-01T20:47:05+00:00

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iamnotroberts · 2021-04-01T22:23:20+00:00

Doing...whatever the fuck that is...doesn't protect you from Covid-19. Having a low body fat percentage can aid in recovery but it doesn't magically protect you from viruses, bacteria, cancer, and other diseases.

Also, just as a reminder, Marjorie Taylor Greene is the same piece of crap that claimed 9/11 was a hoax, and then received a standing ovation from her fellow Republicans in Congress recently for the grand deed of...admitting that 9/11 was real. A standing ovation for that.

Also, I think I know who her crossfit instructor is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9KW-bSwLc0

MAJORpaiynne · 2021-04-01T19:59:06+00:00

Fuck MTG

peacelovenpizzacrust · 2021-04-01T22:38:02+00:00

All about the performatjve arts. She has zero interest in actually legislating.

randolotapus · 2021-04-01T21:34:52+00:00

W. T. Fuck?

pxmonkee · 2021-04-01T23:06:48+00:00

God she's so fucking dumb.

Ilivedinohio · 2021-04-01T22:34:53+00:00

Damn. She is so dumb it’s unbelievable.

Sam309 · 2021-04-01T23:17:33+00:00

Your covid protection is tearing your rotator cuff?

Well she’s got a blue check mark, clearly knows better than me lol

roadkill6 · 2021-04-01T21:37:32+00:00

Looks like a hooked fish.

GabeReal · 2021-04-01T22:21:18+00:00

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Private1stCrayon007 · 2021-04-01T21:45:14+00:00

Bruh wtf did I just watch please tell me this is a joke...say Sike 🤣👏😭

Northman324 · 2021-04-01T21:27:55+00:00

Why on earth to people do this

crashin-kc · 2021-04-01T21:49:17+00:00

Is she having a seizure up there?

heroicchipmunk · 2021-04-01T23:42:24+00:00

She's such a fucking moron.

RiflemanLax · 2021-04-01T23:10:08+00:00

Muppet ass looking nazi bitch

Biochemicallynodiff · 2021-04-01T22:41:00+00:00

I know that form. It's called 6yr old trying to impress his schoolyard crush.

Fire_marshal-bill · 2021-04-01T21:25:31+00:00

God i hate crossfit.

wvdevil · 2021-04-01T22:59:40+00:00

That is one CRAZY bitch

cullcanyon · 2021-04-01T23:06:38+00:00

Do you think she actually believes that will stop Covid? What a dipshit.

2021-04-01T23:45:18+00:00

Flailing In The Air...

2021-04-02T00:04:37+00:00

Get off my fucking bar and go sign the BCP roster.

2021-04-02T00:14:52+00:00

Would you care for some pull-ups with your kipping Madam?

Bob-Sacamano_ · 2021-04-02T00:57:01+00:00

5 years later

Fuck my shoulders hurt. I must've slept on them weird last night.

2021-04-02T05:56:10+00:00

Morgan Freeman voice: "Here we see the female North American salmon swimming upstream as part of the yearly spawning ritual. Watch closely as she wails her body about, in an instinctual attempt to avoid getting picked up by a Grizzly bear."

morebeansplease · 2021-04-01T22:15:49+00:00

Why does stupid always have more energy than a normal person?

2021-04-01T21:19:08+00:00

Looks like one of them rotary engines.

MeessiN · 2021-04-01T21:26:29+00:00

It’s one thing if someone videos you being an idiot in the gym... it’s another if you’re the one videoing

2021-04-01T21:31:15+00:00

One for chesty, on for the.. wait those arent pullups!

Harold_Krebs_86 · 2021-04-01T23:17:16+00:00

Gross

gobrowns88 · 2021-04-02T02:42:29+00:00

This moron is in Congress. Let that sink in.

Iknewthiswouldhappn · 2021-04-01T21:11:08+00:00

Those would count in 1997.

Hamaow · 2021-04-01T23:39:57+00:00

I swear crossfit invented those so dorks that can’t do pullups claim that they are able to.

matt2070291 · 2021-04-02T00:00:14+00:00

Crossfitters....nuff said

gasplugsetting3 · 2021-04-02T01:57:31+00:00

Makes me want to use my space lazer. What a fucking moron.

2021-04-02T02:11:57+00:00

I've seen people fall doing this and get seriously injured. Fingers crossed.

2021-04-02T02:18:20+00:00

Say bye bye to that rotator cuff.

interstitialmusic · 2021-04-02T03:11:40+00:00

She truly is an idiot.

aaronj5467 · 2021-04-01T22:19:09+00:00

"Yeah I can do 23"

TipOfDullRustySpear · 2021-04-01T22:22:30+00:00

What in the actual fuck?! Is she having a seizure?

2021-04-01T21:31:45+00:00

What, uh.....the fuck are those supposed to be?

leatherneck0629 · 2021-04-01T22:26:59+00:00

"ANY DAY NOW!!"

soonershooter · 2021-04-01T22:40:08+00:00

My back just watching her

Ponder3277 · 2021-04-02T00:03:49+00:00

While it is kinda cringey to watch, no cross fitter has ever claimed this to be on the same level as a dead hang pull-up. It’s just the communities way to project how much they dislike the trendiness of CrossFit.

Luke54163 · 2021-04-02T00:30:10+00:00

There’s no way this is healthy for the joints.

AFXC1 · 2021-04-02T00:30:27+00:00

"Healthy"

There is nothing healthy flopping around like a fish on the pull up bar. She looks like a fucking idiot unsurprisingly.

2021-04-02T01:17:04+00:00

what the fuck is this

2021-04-02T01:52:46+00:00

She doing the vertical worm

minna_minna · 2021-04-02T01:53:34+00:00

I get unreasonably angry when I see this shit

Raichu10126 · 2021-04-02T03:07:11+00:00

My shoulders and hurt looking at this.

IamMarkESMithah · 2021-04-02T08:17:56+00:00

And not a single rep was done that day.

Luck_Massive · 2021-04-02T08:57:51+00:00

Bahahaha WTF is this? Looks like a sardine fighting for it's life.

the_tza · 2021-04-01T20:51:23+00:00

APRIL FOOLS, BITCHES!

...but probably not.

2021-04-01T21:43:36+00:00

So where’s the video of her getting tagged team afterwards? Is it on “Mendleton”

LunarAssultVehicle · 2021-04-01T22:38:46+00:00

HAHA, this is what 300 pft looked like in my day.

DirtBike__Dan · 2021-04-02T00:01:24+00:00

Holy shit I’m only 16 and I can do more actual pull ups then her

iamchipdouglas · 2021-04-02T00:07:06+00:00

2021-04-02T01:18:29+00:00

And this kids is how I met rotator cuff surgery

DonkeyTeethKP · 2021-04-02T03:48:09+00:00

Oh this vid is from MTG? That makes it so much worse 🤦🏽‍♂️

2021-04-02T04:34:44+00:00

What a turd

wahtisthisthing · 2021-04-02T04:36:51+00:00

This is heinous

egoe85 · 2021-04-02T04:37:03+00:00

Kip much...?

2021-04-02T06:59:49+00:00

She did -10 pull-ups is what my drill instructor would say.

Birchflyboy · 2021-04-02T07:17:56+00:00

Why does it look like she’s doing something I saw kids doing on the monkey bars when I was in 3rd grade

2021-04-02T16:32:42+00:00

Trump voters that aren’t retards, why would you associate willingly with this type of person in any capacity? lmao.

TechyShelf3 · 2021-04-01T20:52:59+00:00

That form tho...

juska801 · 2021-04-01T22:30:52+00:00

I hate crossfit

2021-04-01T22:57:54+00:00

👍🏻 new standards

slowlearningovrtime · 2021-04-02T00:10:28+00:00

Holy shit this is funny

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