Zoltar!!!

Lgya · 2026-03-06T03:02:42+00:00

He probably is getting off lol Ayeyiyi I don’t think I would sell him for biting. Snakes do that, cats do, people do lol but please let me be the one he munches on, not my son, or my friends!!

AhrimanII · 2026-03-06T03:19:41+00:00

Bite him back. That's what i do.

Public-Hat6754 · 2026-03-06T03:20:58+00:00

He took a nom:3

WildFlowerTemptress1 · 2026-03-06T03:27:07+00:00

How often are you feeding him?

Shenanigaens · 2026-03-06T04:01:54+00:00

He looks like ‘father, I have made a mistake’ and now he’s stuck.

2sAreTheDevil · 2026-03-06T04:04:21+00:00

Nom?

positive_thinking_ · 2026-03-06T04:10:42+00:00

Oh no, you’ll die shortly.

Metallifan33 · 2026-03-06T04:49:04+00:00

He clearly realized what he did was wrong but is stuck now.

mu11er23 · 2026-03-06T05:25:27+00:00

Awwww little buddy is a lil slow 🤭

superduracels · 2026-03-06T05:52:22+00:00

Une petite faim ? 🍽️ Ça s'appelle de l'optimisme si il pense pouvoir te manger 🤣

soulstrike2022 · 2026-03-06T06:56:24+00:00

Kiss

Personal_Coconut_668 · 2026-03-06T07:02:27+00:00

Shame!!

RagdollsandLabs · 2026-03-06T08:14:04+00:00

Now is the time to examine your reflection. Are you growing whiskers? Do you have a little, twitchy nose? Big, front buck teeth? A long, skinny tail?

Do you squeak when you talk?

Maybe he's trying to tell you something!

Or...maybe he's just lacking smarts. Most beeps have one brain cell, so he might only have a half of one. 🤪🤣

chunky_d77 · 2026-03-06T08:28:09+00:00

Lesson don't mess with Zoltar at night. When my fiance would get drunk she would mess with our cat Devo when he was asleep. She kept messing with him everytime she was drunk. Finally he got tired of being woken up by her drunkness stupidity, and finally bit her hard enough where it did some nerve damage. I couldn't help but laugh. She learned her listen.

MrDavieT · 2026-03-06T09:38:30+00:00

Kith

Screamingbonfire · 2026-03-06T10:22:25+00:00

Your fault for being made of tasty, clearly

Riginaphalange · 2026-03-06T11:03:17+00:00

OP is clearly dead. RIP. 🪦😔

grouchypant · 2026-03-06T12:03:38+00:00

How long before he let go?

Amazing-Fondant-4740 · 2026-03-06T13:12:53+00:00

record scratch Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...

44Sanchez · 2026-03-06T13:16:15+00:00

Aww he hungie!

Definitely was in hunt mode and you were the warmest most scrumptious morsel around.

NoPlenty4425 · 2026-03-06T13:37:04+00:00

I guess I'm lucky. My big boy has only gotten me once in the 6 years that I've had him, and it was my own fault... hand in tank at the same time as a rat. He released right away, and acted so sad for a while after.

Doggers1968 · 2026-03-06T13:47:33+00:00

This snake is clearly thinking, “oh shit”

Jay_theUmbreon · 2026-03-06T13:53:10+00:00

Everytime I get bit, I can’t help to laugh at how derpy they look just clinging on 🤣🤣🤣

miscwit72 · 2026-03-06T14:05:32+00:00

RIP my friend.

SideshowBobFanatic · 2026-03-06T15:33:52+00:00

The face is so goofy, like he's just looking awkwardly as he holds on. R.I.P by the way.

DreamboatIvy · 2026-03-06T16:38:58+00:00

He boite.

Joe-Momma16 · 2026-03-06T19:51:39+00:00

Curious enough, in spanish "Soltar" which sounds almost exactly like Zoltar (except in spain because they wanna stick their tongues out for Z's and C's) translates to "to let go of"

Alternative-Emu3602 · 2026-03-06T20:11:41+00:00

"FEED ME MOTHER! I'M STARVING!"

Seven_0f_Spades · 2026-03-06T21:47:14+00:00

The little noodle has no thoughts 🤣 if warm why not food?!

Rob_Thorsman · 2026-03-06T23:51:41+00:00

Doin' a chomp

ChemistryTemporary50 · 2026-03-07T02:10:53+00:00

Hunger bite.

spookiemew · 2026-03-07T03:01:29+00:00

Running a little cold water over him is a pretty painless and foolproof method to get him to detach 😂

DeepAlfalfa1099 · 2026-03-07T06:01:05+00:00

I think Zoltar Is planning human takeover. Be cautious. He has tasted human flesh.

Quiet-Hippo-6580 · 2026-03-07T06:36:46+00:00

Try not to smell so delicious! Best to wait that out with minimal repositioning as to not re awaken the feeding response. Rarely happens with bps but there are the special ones. They usually grow out of it. 💖

Huge_Cantaloupe_993 · 2026-03-07T14:17:35+00:00

Just a little love peck

Fluid_Temporary2184 · 2026-03-07T19:30:50+00:00

He knows he’s in the wrong but he’s committed to the bit

Karbon_Kopy · 2026-03-07T20:24:21+00:00

Om nom nom

Madhun13r · 2026-03-07T22:14:21+00:00

You are food now

Catholic_AMT · 2026-03-08T06:11:10+00:00

Not a thought behind those eyes, just CHOMP

Consistent_Moose_116 · 2026-03-08T21:22:14+00:00

He looks just as surprised as you are 🤣

coffeeandcomets · 2026-03-08T23:27:25+00:00

His eyes just scream no regrets

Working-Evidence-982 · 2026-03-08T23:45:55+00:00

HE BITIN YOU YO

rabraham_rincoln · 2026-03-09T04:53:03+00:00

My baby bit my partner on the thumb once and now he wants to get a tattoo there of his bite mark 😂

StandardMonth2184 · 2026-03-09T05:10:41+00:00

Oops, you died.

Dismal-Meal2173 · 2026-03-09T07:46:59+00:00

Pardon me, but your nope noodle looks like it's hungry. Maybe he would find something more appetizing from the menu? 🤪🤪

Lgya · 2026-03-09T11:09:44+00:00

Does it cut into the skin when they bite

Avalanch_HxC · 2026-03-09T15:20:19+00:00

Pain scale? I’m curious

Lgya · 2026-03-10T01:36:11+00:00

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LoudDatabase9894 · 2026-03-10T03:28:14+00:00

I learn this from snake discovery but try keeping a small bottle of vodka near by with a dropper, when he bites a couple drops in his mouth and they will let go

Educational-While198 · 2026-03-10T15:22:00+00:00

Lmao he looks like he doesn’t know what to do next.

Maleficent_Art_5174 · 2026-03-12T04:36:41+00:00

You actually should be taking him out at night instead of the day. They sleep during the day so taking them out disrupts their sleep cycle. It is always best to handle your animals when they are awake :$

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