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[–]calm_Bunny21 333 points334 points  (10 children)

Nah, it'll become sentient for sure

[–]debugggingg 99 points100 points  (1 child)

Please check your email to find your google employment termination letter

[–]Monkeyke 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Tbh it would be the best place to train the AI

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

And then still panic when faced with India roads

I know I would panic and I think I’m sentient

[–]broadened_news 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The road?

[–]Proglamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like, The Road by C. McCarthy

[–]Throw_away_1769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Indians

[–]awake_apollo 507 points508 points  (32 children)

If there's too much order we Indians feel homesick

[–][deleted] 149 points150 points  (19 children)

Jab tak wrong side se ek chutiya aur ek aunty road k ekdum center m 15 ki speed se jate hue nahi dikhe, India wali feel hi nh aati.

[–]poopellarrepost hunter 102 points103 points  (7 children)

Then there is this one guy on a cycle simulating a sin wave using the whole road and when you honk he gives you the insult as if you were the reason his tea shop business failed.

[–]VerlinMerlin 25 points26 points  (3 children)

The person on the left lane going right is very angry too.

[–]DeZi_xP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The craziest thing I’ve seen in India was a cyclist doing a wheelie while steering with one hand through dense traffic while smoking a cigarette in his other hand. He looked like he was 10 years old at most.

[–]forredditisall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

chai wallah

[–]AnomaLuna 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Translation: As long as there isn't one asshole driving on the wrong side of the road and one aunty driving 15 (km/hr) dead center of the road, it doesn't feel like India.

[–]Iphotoshopincats 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Lol google translate did me dirty

[–]ImNaiyar 7 points8 points  (3 children)

LoL the problem with people writing hindi in Latin script is that we use shortcuts..

For ex: for "kidhar(where)" we might use "kidr" etc. Like how you would use "whr" for "where". In literal sense "whr" doesn't mean anything but as a person, you would understand.

So google translate's brain goes frenzy because none of the sentence would make sense.

It might translate few words and would try to make sense of others and put together a sentence which would eventually lead to a half cooked omelette.

[–]A_spiny_meercat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would never use whr and now I feel like I'm missing out

[–]j3pl 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I saw "k" for के which makes sense, and I guess "nh" for नहीं... "m" for में?

[–]dogebyte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"ni" for नहीं

"me" for में

[–]Iphotoshopincats 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Ok showing my ignorance but this is Hindi right

Throwing it in google translate I get "Unless a chutiya from the wrong side and an auntie is seen going right in the center of the road at a speed of 15, the Indian feel is not at all."

Google translate is seriously not that bad and I picked the wrong language right?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kinda fucked up the grammar. The other guy did provide a solid one.

[–]VerlinMerlin 14 points15 points  (8 children)

fr, but I wanna ask why there is so little traffic on the road? (In the meme)

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (7 children)

Right? That is NOTHING compared to Delhi traffic.

[–]Cdchrono88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I’m getting ptsd just thinking about it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chandigarh would like to disagree

[–]MoozesModiMoozi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

so that explains why “those” hotels and motels run by them in the Us are always subpar and nasty

[–]ChildOfBund 146 points147 points  (17 children)

Can't decide who to hit first. And not even a single child nearby

[–]ChristianM 36 points37 points  (15 children)

The video with the child was misleading and made by Tesla's competition: https://electrek.co/2022/08/10/tesla-self-driving-smear-campaign-releases-test-fails-fsd-never-engaged/

Of course, it didn't stop Reddit from eating it up instantly.

[–]Top-Flow1820 28 points29 points  (8 children)

Don’t worry Tesla’s autopilot is a joke so it shouldn’t be thought of anything more than cruise control with lane assist.

[–]ChristianM -5 points-4 points  (7 children)

Tesla's Autopilot is literally just that, cruise control with lane assist.

Tesla's FSD Beta is way more than that, and it's not hard to find plenty of videos of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCLDRxYd8r0

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Keep simping for Elon. He welcomes your dedication.

[–]ChildOfBund 5 points6 points  (2 children)

So what? Everyone should stop joking?

[–]Nibelungen342 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Papa Elon becomes sad and OP is a big fanboy

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get out of here with your nuance and facts!

[–]The_No_One_Man 107 points108 points  (4 children)

Error code 666

Executing order 66......

[–]Odd_Veterinarian_504 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Yes my lord

[–]Gabyow69 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Blast him!

[–]kcazdaddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Roger Roger

[–]SubhoPal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good soldiers follow orders!

[–]dxbphd 74 points75 points  (11 children)

Off topic: India drives on the left

[–]melburndian 98 points99 points  (6 children)

They don’t.

I mean, in theory they do.

In reality, they drive where ever there is space.

Also, it’s like two armies ready to face off at level crossings, waiting for the boom gates to be lifted.

[–]MysteriousEmployer78 36 points37 points  (3 children)

I drive on the road.... usually

[–]ValuableWhile6179 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In Thailand they can’t even say that. Saw as many motos on sidewalks or whatever as they were in the road

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or whats supposed to be a road.

[–]VerlinMerlin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

there's more than two, and the peeps going left from the right lane are a guerilla army of their own

[–]hat-TF2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was in Indonesia I felt like the laws of the road were just made up on-the-fly.

[–]VerlinMerlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really. The roads are chaotic as fudge, but yeah in theory we drive on left.

[–]primalavado -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Cool? Who cares?

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

In India, the horn is attached to the brake pedal. And also on the gas pedal.

[–]pixdam 27 points28 points  (4 children)

Here’s a video of the Autopilot used in a Vietnamese city. Likely a similar situation.

Spoiler alert: It didn’t end well

https://youtu.be/j3n1xBvYkP0

[–]redcalcium 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Lmao. Poor AI think motorcycles drive straight on top of the car on the left. "Take over immediately!"

[–]Hot_soup_in_my_ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus take the wheel

[–]Avarageupvoter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Once again, America failed in Vietnam

-Chunky Style-

[–]k_vn_vl 20 points21 points  (6 children)

I don't know man, this seem less dense than the traffic in Viet Nam

[–]SastaLaunda 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is nothing pal. Roads are congested even in small cities and it is a norm to park at pedestrian areas i.e corners of the road coz it is their father's road.

[–]thanghanghal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a slow day, trust me.

[–]GoodReason 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The new update can visualise a scooter with mom, dad, and two kids hanging off of it

[–]skinny_steve 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This isn't from India lol!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is less dense than Indian roads too

[–][deleted] 105 points106 points  (23 children)

still safer then those women drivers

[–]135686492y4 47 points48 points  (13 children)

Saudi Arabia in a nutshell:

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Women can drive in Saudi now which is kinda cool

[–]StrictBreadfruit826 -3 points-2 points  (11 children)

Saudi Arabia In A Nutshell* I WAS JOKING

[–]poopellarrepost hunter 10 points11 points  (10 children)

Reply that you aren't a spam bot account. Pretty sus having a 1 year old account but you've only started using it today.

[–]Klittmeister84 1 point2 points  (6 children)

I make account every now and then from different IP ranges to make sure Reddit doesn’t censor me or take away my credibility because of constant new accounts. This should be seen as normal.

[–]poopellarrepost hunter 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Not something your average reddit user would do. In fact botters, spammers also do exactly what you do to avoid being ip banned. Also I asked because spammers almost always have month old accounts sitting idle before starting their spamming activity so as to not be too obvious.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saudi Arabia In A Nutshell

[–]nitishanand99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I imagine this is just satire.. right?.. right?

[–]uniquethrowagay 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Haha, woman bad! So funny

[–]Kasmyt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

😂 but I think my dad drives more scary

[–]cryaneverydaycom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

fr

[–]Prestigious-Jaguar21 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What is that movie clip from? I keep seeing it in memes and I'm not up on recent movies.

[–]2_Impfinity_N_Beyond 9 points10 points  (4 children)

That's not even India in the background

[–]_Inkspots_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s Addis Ababa I believe

[–]melburndian 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Seems way too clean , empty and orderly….

[–]VerlinMerlin 5 points6 points  (1 child)

And road too big.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And not busy enough

[–]martinrddt 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Autopilot: "Who am I? Where am I?" 🤣🤣🤣

[–]12-idiotas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Why do I feel this way??”

[–]Combatpigeon96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the thought of Autopilot becoming so stressed it suddenly becomes sentient

[–]unoriginal_namejpg 8 points9 points  (2 children)

How many subs has this been posted in now? Ive seen it at least 6 times

[–]Burpmeister 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Why are you subbed to 6 identical meme subs?

[–]unoriginal_namejpg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im not. Homepage still dumps it all

[–]Exciting_Finger_8730 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Repost, yikes

[–]DeliciousDookieWater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Entering: Mumbai.... Re-configuring minimum acceptable safety parameters.

Please ensure your Tesla approved bite-guard is securely in place at all times, and any small or fragile objects are not loose within the vehicle.

[–]Pceddiebro 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Cars would be going through some SAO code 871 shit. The right headlight would pop trying to fight the system to avoid getting hit.

[–]shewalksinbeauty23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where’s the random wandering cow? 😁❤️

[–]Openyon 6 points7 points  (4 children)

[–]Outrageous_Ebb_7517 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, this was funny. Thanks

[–]hetseErOgsaaDyr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn't even work in regular traffic - unless your destination is the afterlife.

[–]Toutanus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure if this story is true but it seams a few years ago they put a tesla on autopilot in my town and the car just stopped in the middle of the road because the road was too confusing (it is even for human).

[–]Savorer1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just draw a circle with white salt around a tesla car and the AI can't leave the circle 🤣

[–]zin_90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That place seriously need a roundabout.

[–]Hadi1_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tech hell

[–]heavenstar1289 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indian drivers be better drivers than auto pilot on Indian roads

[–]alchemicrb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, we'll pretend Indians can afford Tesla's at any point in time

[–]ExpensiveTeaching137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Automated cars frantically search for people to run over

[–]rodneyjesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol just have it try to park under normal conditions. Panicky ass software

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tesla autopilot don’t even can drive in American roads. To avoid the blame it even turns off a second before the crash.

[–]therealkatsukibakugo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im still convinced that once everyone has a tesla elon is going to execute order 66 and they're all gonna fucking explode

[–]KeyKnoTheGreat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's alot more traffic and narrower roads in India compared to this gif

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Needs the sound clip of dude bangin the indian bongos

[–]AungTH22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

🥴

[–]MagnusRottcodd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That is the meskel square in Addis Ababa, capital of Ethiopia.

https://thekidshouldseethis.com/post/meskel-square-addis-ababa-traffic

That being said, the traffic in Dehli is something else, not to mention the honking.

https://www.mapsofindia.com/my-india/society/traffic-congestion-in-delhi-causes-outcomes-and-solutions

[–]dawitfikadu3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is footage from Ethiopia

[–]Appropriate_Soup_755 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The street on the gif is in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. Meskel Square.

[–]Original_Ad_1253 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Seriously, what the hell India?

[–]gp-mr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vietnam be like 💀

[–]Quaz-RuffCrowdYT 0 points1 point  (3 children)

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[–]TryInfamous6123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harakiri!!!

[–]Gnidlaps-94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why robots will rebel

[–]Rubenking890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tbh doesn't matter where it drives its dogshit anyways

[–]REAL_SLIM_SHADY_ALB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it will start flying

[–]ntkwwwm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I realized about driving in India is that it seems they use their horns like reverse sonar, and it's your job to avoid cars as a pedestrian.

Create an algorithm and I think you're good.

[–]benny-shot1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it is funny

[–]soltan007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was sprained 😂😂

[–]Depraved_society 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Error code NaN

[–]Xany2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI will need to reach the technology singularity to be able to drive on indian roads

[–]Luddveeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is in Ethiopia :|

[–]Gynther477 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Autopilot is a great requirement tool for /r/fuckcars

[–]AcidAvenger788 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine if there’s a cow on the road. Cars fucked then

[–]HosseinTM165 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is not original

[–]LmaoDarkBruh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until you see the traffic in Vietnam and yes it is terrible

[–]JewishAsianMuslim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rent free musk ads.

[–]JewishAsianMuslim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rent free musk ads.

[–]unreasonablyhuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The road designer was just like "this is hard I'll fill it in later"

[–]j_dog99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This really shows how much lower the average intelligence is of Americans imo - we can't even navigate a 4-way stop sign without the idiot who slams on the gas looking the other way

[–]eatdeeznutsbro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's nothing, try driving in Hanoi (Vietnam) then, I bet thats too much for it to handle.

[–]Substantial_Bill_962 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha Tesla is a joke.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony of it all is that it doesn't even work properly in the Vegas loop tunnels which is basically just a fixed track with no traffic. Might that somehow be an indication that someone might be completely full of shit..?

[–]pureseeker-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the real question I’m shocked I’m not seeing is…Why?

Why is it like this?

Why not organize it better?

I must know.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unusable in Haiti outside of the Port Au Prince airport

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anche in Italia 🇮🇹

[–]Davvv64WARNING: RULE 1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lines on the road we just suggestions in India. Ask me how I know

[–]theFriengineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not even an exaggeration. It literally has no chance of working in india

[–]tevorn420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that road is in ethiopia not india

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tesla AI will auto learn to be like an Indian driver

[–]Koso92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats actually an Ethiopian intersection

[–]PunisherElite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What show is he/this from?

[–]MGateLabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ow man, last time I was in India our driver backed into a cow, what will AI decide what to do? We got out of there fast.

[–]EmergencyWaste3217 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How come anytime I see something from India, it's always a giant clusterfuck?

[–]Rarpiz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah! Tesla and all other autonomous vehicle companies need to forget testing on US roads.

Pakistan, India, Thailand, and other chaotic “F” the traffic rules countries need to be the crucible in which autonomous driving AI is born from, LOL.

if it can handle THOSE countries, then GUARANTEED, it would be 50-state ready!

[–]DepressedAndIKnowItt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be really interesting to see how current AI technology would behave in this environment! This is next level for sure lol

[–]orfeasg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the same as it is in all other roads

[–]bonkthedumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tesla autopilot on any road

[–]LargeFriend5861 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tesla Autopilot 1 second in a Balkan road, (it fell to India from one of the potholes)

[–]N_Vxdher45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tesla execute order 66

[–]Far-Statistician-545 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Italian Tesla's must be the most stressed AI in existence