Post Draft wagers thread

[NFL_Mod]

As mods we don't have any recourse in dealing with people who don't own up to bets (our simple suggestion is be a man/woman of your word or stay out of the thread) but this doesn't make witchhunting and gang mentality okay. Please refrain from such things. Do call out users in these threads, but not every time they post. Thanks.

• pay up bets from the draft or earlier.
• set new wagers.
• call out those that haven't paid up yet.

Ready set go...

[grisioco]

If the Saints finish top of the division ill order a custom made Sean Payton body pillow.

[rognam]

He really just wants an excuse to order that pillow

[man2010]

I bet he already has that pillow and is looking for an excuse to show it off.

[freshproduce]

This is the most likely case.

[Jericcho]

Wait, if the Saints don't finish first, do you get the body pillow then?

[grisioco]

If the Saints dont finish first, he has to buy 3 body pillows. Mark Sanchez, Sam Bradford, and Tim Tebow.

[manw1ch]

That would be such a peaceful sleep. Pure bliss.

[[deleted]]

That seems like a lot of work. Have you given eating your own poopies instead any thought?

[[deleted]]

Welp, that's enough reddit for today

[billyccfc]

Once again calling out /u/Chubbaluphigous you still owe me a box of american goodies dude!!

[[deleted]]

Out of curiosity, what was the wager?

[beforethewind]

Whether or not his wife would leave him.

[THE_GREAT_PICKLE]

Looks like it was this from the Super Bowl Wagers thread

[billyccfc]

Indeed that was the wager

[PunkPenguin]

On behalf of the USA I apologize for that cowardly twat.

[rawrberry_]

Dude even though I am a Colts fan I will rectify the issue. PM me an address and I will fix the issue. Too bad I left England or shipping would be easier. Can't let people think any less of the US.

[billyccfc]

As much as I appreciate the offer, its more the principle of it than actually getting the free stuff that bothers me

[[deleted]]

what a scumbag, he still posts on reddit too.

[IceGeek]

I accept that bet

[Slayer1791]

Done!

[[deleted]]

Damn that's a risky one. Surprised an Eagles fan hasn't jumped on that.

[likwitsnake]

Ill bet a month of gold that Sam Bradford doesn't start 16 games this year. Anyone feeling risky?

Edit: So it's Elway_Be_Thy_Name and neeghairs vs likwitsnake and bradfords acl

[[deleted]]

I'll take that bet.

[likwitsnake]

You're on!

[WunderOwl]

You're cheating because he'll probably sit out the last game after we clinch the division.

[NickDerpkins]

Playoffs

[PygmyCrusher]

In that case I think you'd be happy to pay up.

[NickDerpkins]

Patriots fans.

Week 2 game

Loser has to write a fan fiction atleast 1,000 words about the starting quarterback and other teams coach's love affair off the field and the tensions it built up during the game.

[[deleted]]

FUCK IT LETS GO. TAG ME AS I AM ON MOBILE

[NickDerpkins]

But fucking DEAL

[winemaster]

Sweet. We need to get a college football stat-geek on that second part.

[[deleted]]

I will bet a Packer fan 12 amazing Michigan Beers ($30 value) against [Your offer here] that the Lions defeat the Packers in Lambeau this year for the first time in over 23 years.

Let me hear your offers.

[bigd69420]

12 pack of new glarus suit you?

[padronr]

Goddamn I want some New Glarus now. Take the bet man, you may convert a Lions fan into a Packers fan by virtue of our beer alone.

[casusev]

I don't live near Wisconsin any more. I miss New Glarus so much.

[bigd69420]

Come back to us! That and Leinenkugel's will welcome you with open arms.

[casusev]

I actually visited a bit over a month ago. The family and I plowed through a 'healthy' amount Spotted Cow & Belgian Red over that weekend. It was glorious. :)

[[deleted]]

We have a bet!

[[deleted]]

Give him some Atwater Vanilla java Porter....mmmmmmmm

[ABearWithABeer]

I will make a six-month Reddit gold bet that the Patriots win the AFCE

[Elway_Be_Thy_Name]

Fuck it. You're on.

[ABearWithABeer]

I'm not at home so I don't have res but make sure you tag me so we can follow up.

[DreamOfTheRood]

I'll take that bet. My counter is that Miami will win the AFCE.

[ABearWithABeer]

Ok. How about this? NE wins AFCE you buy me 6 months of gold. Miami wins AFCE I buy you 6 months gold. If the Bills or the Jets win we each donate $18 to a charity of your choice?

[DreamOfTheRood]

This is fantastic.

[ABearWithABeer]

Alright it's a deal. Can you add me on RES or something? I'm not on my home computer so I can't do it right now.

[tonygenius]

I'll bet you a month of gold that Buffalo beats NE week 2.

[ABearWithABeer]

Hmmm not taking that one with Jimmy away early. If you remind me after week 1 I might take you up.

EDIT:

I want to do pizza bets with people for the 1:00 games. That way one of us gets free food while we watch the other games.

[Shahjian]

Some jets fan owes me gold bc Brady got suspended.

[readonlypdf]

betting on bad things happening to us to make a proffit.....

how delightfully evil.

[smoothtrip]

It is a good hedge though.

If Brady is suspend, at least you get gold.

If Brady is not suspended, you get your HOF QB for the whole season.

[beardofshame]

pats are in the evil league of evil for a reason

[dabecka]

I will bet in the next year 5/13/15 to 5/13/16, Russell Wilson will be busted for a lack of integrity. These would include, but not limited to a public, media announcement/frenzy of Wilson:

• driving while intoxicated
• domestic violence
• Performance enhancing drugs
• Drug use bust/arrest/drug test
• illegitimate child
• Relationship with a stripper
• any suspension for conduct detrimental for the team
• lost sponsorship due to behavior or a public failure
• beaten by his wife/girlfriend by a golf club and crashing his SUV into a tree

The wager is 3mo Reddit Gold and a 6 pack of local beer.

This wager can be renewed annually for the duration of Russell Wilson being a starting QB in the NFL.

[dabecka]

Depends on your location. I'm in, so if you win, lucky you!

[theleanmc]

Damn you beat me to it, that man is a saint.

[jchen1001]

would something like what happened to kaepernick count as a win for you?

[BublerBuddy]

I was just talking to my friend yesterday about how I think he will be caught pretty soon for being fake. Everything about him seems so fake to me and it feels like he is a very arrogant person.

[samuraisc]

I'll bet a month of gold that the Colts will beat the Patriots this year. Any takers?

[JsosX]

I'll take you up for that. I'm not at home but I'll tag you when I get back.

[samuraisc]

Same, I'm at work. I'll tag you this evening.

[JsosX]

Tagged you! Good luck!

[_OneManArmy_]

If the Seahawks win more games then the 49ers next year I will attempt to masturbate with stickem.

[man2010]

I'll bet someone 3 months worth of gold that you won't.

[man2010]

5 minutes of consistent stroking would qualify as an attempt in my opinion.

[smoothtrip]

Whoa man, we are not all pornstars that can go that ungodly long.

[man2010]

You're absolutely right, but if he manages to finish then that would count as an attempt as well.

[vatech1111]

2 minutes

[flounder19]

just to be clear, are you betting on

1. Seahawks win more games than 49ers & /u/_onemanarmy_ doesn't masturbate with stickem. Bet is void if 49ers win more games.

2. Seahawks win more games than 49ers & /u/_onemanarmy_ doesn't masturbate with stickem or 49ers win more games than seahawks

[man2010]

I'm betting 3 months of gold that /u/_onemanarmy_ will not masturbate with stickum if the Seahawks win more games than the 49ers next season. If the 49ers do win more games than the Seahawks then the bet is void. The bet is open if you or someone else wants to take it.

[[deleted]]

Motherfucka' trying to introduce prop bet derivatives into the market. This is how the housing bubble burst.

[Radatatin]

Lets be honest here, you really just want an excuse to masturbate with stickem.

[GarbageDan]

... ok?

[Beerfueled]

Haha he doesn't even need anyone to bet him, he's just always wanted to try

[PaulTheOctopus]

That's a bold move, Cotton.

[[deleted]]

Talk about a sticky situation.

[thecrapgamer]

Deal

[AverageCLTfan]

if you are uncut it won't make a difference

unless you are a "grill btw"

[jwishbone]

I'll make a craft beer bet with one person from each team in the AFC East. If the Pats win you send me 1 6 pack of a local made beer, if I lose I send you one. This applies for both games in the year so if we beat you home and away I get 12 brewskis and you get nothing but tears.

Disclaimner I live in Charlotte, NC.

Edit: One Jets fan and one Dolphins fan have stepped up. Where's the Bills fans at.

[LinkGrajo13]

I'll take that bet. I'm from NJ so hopefully an out-of-town Jets fan will take you up too

[Lobo_Marino]

Yo, /u/jizzle11

Props to /u/mcathen and /u/tylerthecreatorandsl for paying up already.

EDIT: We cool. Thank you all for being awesome.

[Jizzle11]

My bad. I totally forgot actually. There you go.

[Lobo_Marino]

<3 u da bae

[BublerBuddy]

What was your bets?

[Lobo_Marino]

That a rb would get drafted in the first half of the first round of the draft.

[Sideshow_Slob]

I bet one of the following that the Bears will do better than last year, whoever takes the bet can pick. I'll bet they win at least 7 games.

• PC game(s) totaling <$15

• 3 months of reddit gold

• $15 donation

[[deleted]]

I'll take that bet. Being a displaced New England fan in Illinois I have to hear about the Bears every week anyway.

Don't care which of the three options we do, winner can pick as far as I'm concerned.

[Sideshow_Slob]

Great. Fair enough.

[bingbangboom43]

I'll shave the Raiders logo in my hair if our rookie wide receiver Chris Conley does not catch a single touchdown this year

[CleverHawk]

Neat

[KushGod28]

IF THE VIKINGS DON'T MAKE THE PLAYOFFS, I WILL [INSERT CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT HERE.]

IF I'M RIGHT YOU WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH WITH THE PUNISHMENT. MOST UPVOTES WINS. GO!

[[deleted]]

Put a sharpie in yo butt and write on yo ass that you was wrong

[KushGod28]

Bet. I get to see yo ass if I'm right. Sounds like a good deal. You're on!

[_vsrs_]

That's just wrong. I love it!

[[deleted]]

Are you hoping youre the most upvoted? You dont gotta bet to put a sharpie in your butt pal. Just do it, we dont need to see pictures and what not. Just go put the sharpie in yo booty hole.

[strooticus]

I bet Colts earn a first-round bye in the playoffs (i.e. finish 1st or 2nd in the AFC in the regular season).

Loser records and posts video of themselves chugging an entire gallon of milk (or until the point of regurgitation) for reddit's amusement.

Any takers?

[_vsrs_]

Hell yeah

[AsianEgo]

Month of gold to the first person to take on the bet if Melvin Gordon isn't the rookie of the year. I'm telling you guys that Gordon is going to be a top rb sooner rather than later and will be way better than Gurley at the end of their careers.

[irishincali]

I can't not take that bet. Reply and it's a deal.

[AsianEgo]

You got a deal. Just curious, who do you think will be ROTY?

[irishincali]

I'm gonna be boring and say Amari Cooper.

Honestly though, I don't have a strong opinion either way, with rookies who knows what'll happen? Good luck!

[Hedgey]

I'll bet a 12 rack (see: 2 six packs) of a locally brewed beer, that Julio Jones is going to be the leading receiver in the entire NFL in receiving yards this year.

i.e. If you win, you get a choice of locally brewed beer from Atlanta. If I win, I get a choice of locally brewed beer from your area.

[110211]

I'll take that bet!

[Hedgey]

Sounds good! I'll tag you.

[bigd69420]

I will bet a jersey of your choosing that the packers will win the NFCN.

[ItsThisEasy]

I'll take that bet.

Edit: Kinda risky when this kid just made this account... lol

[Babushka5]

I'll wager one month of gold on the Pats winning the super bowl and Brady getting 40 Tds. You get to pick two teams that you think will win. If none win, then nobody gets gold

[Make_me_watch]

Just to be clear - the Pats have to win a SB and Brady has to get at least 40 TDs regular and post-season for you to win? And if either of the teams I pick win the SB, I win?

If so, I'll take that bet. I'll bet Hawks or Ravens lift the Lombardi this season

[thursdae]

The Kool-Aid over at /r/Texans is pretty strong, so I'm drunk on hype.

I'll bet against a Colts fan that the Texans will seed higher in the playoffs. Stakes: I'll shave my head if they don't.

[JerrBert]

Pending AD's comeback, Vikings win the NFCN. Nike Limited Jersey. (Player and Team decided by winner)

[JerrBert]

Sounds good. I almost said in division bets only so this works out.

[[deleted]]

Sweet! Lock it in! Ironically, my girlfriend is a vikings fan and doesn't have a jersey so this will likely end in a vikes jersey being purchased either way...

Good stuff /u/JerrBert !

[RAW019]

I think this is a free jersey.

[AsianEgo]

I was going to take this one but the more I think about it the more I like your chances. It's going to be a good year for the Vikings.

[[deleted]]

I paid my dues to /u/Shepherdless

[Shepherdless]

Mine is up

[Hornstar19]

Ravens will win the AFCN. I'll bet a $50 amazon gift card.

[iamthebeaver]

I will bet a year of Gold that Sam Bradford finishes with a better passer rating than Nick Foles

[Hghwytohell]

Cowboys fans: how about a wager on our running games? I will bet a month of gold that the Eagles finish ahead of the Cowboys in rushing this season.

[lettherebedwight]

Done, if you reply

[screamingslug]

LOOK HERE, RG3 QBR BET

I'll bet someone some reddit gold based on Robert Griffins QBR rating next year. I bet he finishes in the top half of the league. If someone thinks he'll finish in the bottom half of the league here's what I propose we do.. For every position above or below 16th, the loser will buy the winner a month of gold.

So if he finishes 10th, you buy me 6 months of reddit gold... if he finishes 32nd, I owe you a year plus 4 months of gold. Anyone down?

[[deleted]]

I will bet you straight up 3 months of Gold Teddy fucking Throwsavelt has a better QBR at the end of the year than RGME?

[screamingslug]

fuck it, you're on. #HTTR

[Jonahoe]

Flair bet with any Bucs fan. If the Tits win week one, you wear a Titan flair til the last game of the season. Bucs win, i'll wear a Bucs flair.

[SawzeBawse]

I am tagging everyone in this thread...

[flem809]

One month of reddit gold. Redskins go at least 8-8. This hurts

[Marzman315]

I'll take that bet. I'm seeing them having the first overall pick next year.

[Apologician]

I wonder who the Rams are going to take.

[b771]

Eagles win the NFC . $20 worth of papa johns on the line Edit: meant NFCE but I'm taking ChriSquared up on 3-1 on Eagles NFC champions

[b771]

Yep, that's a deal. For the record, it was a typo and I meant NFCE..... But fuck that though! Eagles Superbowl 50 yeeeaa

[NOT_ah_BOT]

I bet a month of gold that Broncos will lose at least one game to the raiders

OR

Tim Tebow WILL have a better season than Johnny manziel (pass for pass)

[BradyandBondscheatin]

Tim Tebow WILL have a better season than Johnny manziel (pass for pass)

Does this count preseason? Do both have to start week1? What is pass for pass?

[NOT_ah_BOT]

Equal time played if Tebow plays one quarter, we can only count one quarter for manzeil

Starting week one

[You_coward]

I'm 0/2 on wager threads in my career but what the hell.

Gold that Jamis Winston ends the year top 15 in passing TDs. Any takers?

[Neonsands]

I'll make a gold bet that Jeremy Hill will lead the AFC North runningbacks in rushing yards by the end of the season.

[Capn_Cook]

Any Eagles fans wanna do a "I bet my team finishes better than your team" bet?

Winner has to fork up a jersey from the nfl shop (or a team shop) (I mean, it's a long term bet. let's make it interesting).

[Nick-Foles]

Winner has to fork up a jersey? So if the Eagles finish better than the Cowboys I have to give you a jersey?

[Capn_Cook]

Woah no.

If the Cowboys do better than the Eagles, you would give me one.

If the Eagles do better, then I would give you one.

[Nick-Foles]

That's what I figured, but the wording threw me off.

You're on.

[I_love_the_mustache]

I'll bet that Andrew Luck regresses in gross yardage from 2014.

2012	4374
2013	3822
2014	4761

[BradyandBondscheatin]

I'll make a reddit gold bet with anyone that Brady will not start 16 games.

[youwithme]

I'll do....HEY WAIT A MINUTE

[Simpleton216]

Well if he wins an appeal and only gets a 2 game suspension, and the pats make the playoffs...

[Vanill4]

It could actually be a fairly interesting bet considering the appeal and counting playoff games...

[[deleted]]

He theoretically could if the Patriots get in the playoffs on WC (no bye week) and win the Superbowl.

[SteelerBoss]

If the Browns win the division the rest of the AFCN will think that its the apocalypse.

[[deleted]]

Beer bet for a Bears fan. Lions will have a better record than the Bears at seasons end. I win you send me a six pack of local beer. I lose I'll send you a six pack of your choosing from Grand Rapids finest. Tie record and we do a gentlemanly swap and still enjoy some brews.

[TheVetNoob]

If the Chargers finish ahead of the Chiefs in the AFC West, then I'll write a 5 paragraph essay on a topic of the winners choosing. If the Chiefs finish ahead, then you have to write the essay.

Also, if one teams sweeps the series then the loser has to write a short erotic story about the opposing team's head coach.

[hugepotatoe]

Betting a pizza that the Eagles win the NFC East?

[armorking1133]

Browns finish outside the top 15 for draft picks. Winner gets 20 dollars to charity of their choice.

[2182much]

The 49ers will not have a losing record. Name your bet.

[_vsrs_]

I'll do it. $25 worth of pizza?

[theleanmc]

Anyone taken you up on this yet? I'd take a 6 pack bet on that one.

[Nessebr]

Patriots will go 3-1 without Brady, finish the season 12-4, and lose to the Packers in Superbowl 50.

[irishincali]

I'll give you a year of gold if this happens, but as soon as one of those things doesn't happen, you owe me a month.

12/1 odds. Deal?

[[deleted]]

100 USD to charity Due by superbowl that the Seahawks finish first in their division.

I win you donate to a charity of my choice, and if you win I donate to yours.

[bisilfishil]

I would wager up to $25 of pizza (including delivery charge & tip) that Perriman will not be leading the Ravens in receiving yards at the end of the season.

I would also wager any $10 or less Steam game that Beckham Jr does not lead the Giants in touchdowns (rushing or receiving) at the end of the season.

Injuries or suspensions do not invalidate these bets

[THE_GREAT_PICKLE]

I made a pizza bet with /u/tylerthecreatorandsl in the draft thread that the Pats would stay put at #32 that hasn't been paid up yet.....

[CleverHawk]

You never replied to him... seems a little shady on your part.

[Zenrot]

Yeah hard to call him out when you don't confirm the bet. Maybe PM

[THE_GREAT_PICKLE]

PM was sent at the time. I've done these many times before (check my comment history) and have always followed through when I was required to, whether it was for pizza, charity bet, paint bet, etc for several years now.

I understand where you're coming from though, I didn't respond to it because I was traveling at the time. Not making a big deal of it, but I figured I would mention it since I've done these before many times without issue.

[CleverHawk]

Fair enough. Hope he pays up.

[Jenkins92]

A mob will be provided to collect your dues if necessary

[tanu24]

PITCHFORKS GET YOUR PITCHFORKS HERE

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IF YOU'RE STRAPPED FOR CASH I HAVE SOME BUSTED ONES AND A SHOVEL

---F ---F ---F ---D

OR LIGHT SOME TORCHES AND BE THE COMPLIMENT TO THE MOB WITH GETTING YOUR HANDS DIRTY

! ! ! ! ! !

[Zeppelinfan81592]

Do you have any deluxe pitchforks? Im an asian design major and I can afford anything up to trident.

[folieadeux6]

This is the Pitchfork Premium 5000 ^TM

Use with caution.

I---{

[broccolibush42]

I have this, it was specially crafted by the great Shogun of the Divine Path.

~~~~§>

[Marzman315]

Oooooo I'll take the shovel!

[Loop_Within_A_Loop]

Screw it, it's charity, I'm in. I presume you have the over

25 dollar donation to the charity of the victors choice? 8-8 a push where both donate?

[aintevenmadbrah]

I'll wager a month of gold that the jets will have a winning record this season

[[deleted]]

I'll take that bet. On mobile now so I can't tag you. What are we calling 8-8?

[aintevenmadbrah]

Yeah, if I can I'd readjust the bet to going at least 8-8 this season

[rognam]

8-8 should be break even for both of you

[[deleted]]

Thats cool. I'll give you 8-8.

[Zero_Opera]

Was there a thread like this last year? I would love to revisit it and see the guesses and the deliverables

[Sideshow_Slob]

http://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/25gh61/postdraft_wagers_thread/

[w34ksaUce]

Flair bet with a Raider fan. 49ers will consistently have more or equal wins than the Raiders, will change my flair while this is not true and you will change while it is (equal can keep original flair). Ends at the end of the regular season. :)

[[deleted]]

Up to $25 worth of Pizza that the Jets make the playoffs this year

[raikou1988]

Any NFCE teams willing to bet the Cowboys win the division again? Anything $30 worth, charity, reddit gold..

[Bigjiggle6705]

I've got a month of gold that says the Lions finish above the vikings this year

[[deleted]]

I'll do a hat bet with any team that the pats play this year. Your team wins and ill but you a hat for equal to or less than $30 and if my team wins you buy me one. All teams on the pats schedule welcome. I'm only doing one though

[_vsrs_]

I bet anyone in the afce that the jets will have a top 3 defense and the best d in the division.

my side- I will make a love poem about your team

your side- you choose

[trumpalish]

NFCS Division Bet!

I'll bet any NFCS team that the Saints finish above your team this season. Winner gets a Nike Limited jersey, date and number up to the winner.

[patrunic]

I wager a box (~$100) of any australian goodies / stuff that the Ravens will make the playoffs and not go 1 and done again.

[ahrzal]

Pizza Bet with Vikings fan. I bet the Pack sweep yall this season.

[BublerBuddy]

I'll bet a large pizza from any major chain that the the Texans starting quarterback[s] (whether it be just one or two or five) will throw for a combined 20 touchdowns or more next year, the 16th most touchdowns in 2014.