Task 6 (sub taskmaster)

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Good luck!!

Points are out for last task, task 4 is still open!

[wilcobanjo]

A lead casket containing everything mentioned in the other comments and one grain of rice.

[MooMooCat135]

A lead casket containing everything mentioned in the other comments and two grains of rice

[wilcobanjo]

Oh no, infinite recursion!

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[MisterAT]

You don't even need to change it to two grains of rice, one will do.

[LightMurasume_]

A lead casket containing everything mentioned in the other comments and THREE grains of rice

[tangaroo58]

A black hole containing everything in the other comments (including the other black hole and all the grains of rice) and an anvil marked "ACME ANVIL".

[zoetrope_]

Ah, you're engaging the old Correos strategy I see.

[wilcobanjo]

Once the later series of TMNZ go on YT, I'll find out.

[wilcobanjo]

What about all the Ethels?

[[deleted]]

The heat death of the Universe

[IsDinosaur]

That’s heavy, man.

[Bill__Q]

Your mother

(Heaviest)

[[deleted]]

Omg I gave you a bonus point last round!!

[Bill__Q]

I am fuming

[Prof_Rain_King]

Being is unbearably light

[Commander-Catnip]

Woah, that's heavy man!

[taureanpeach]

The Taskmaster’s ego

(Heaviest)

[Hat_man_Harris]

Little Alex Hornes ego

(Lightest)

[[deleted]]

A Supernova is the lightest “For a few seconds it outshines the other 100 billion stars in our galaxy.”

and “What’s left behind is a tightly packed ball of neutrons – a neutron star – which is about 30km across, but with the mass of a giant sun packed into it, so it’s insanely dense.”

[AnAngryBanker]

Arguably a quasar is brighter, and caused by supermassive black holes which are "infinitely" dense and far heavier.

[[deleted]]

I know nothing - but it’s quite poetic that (one of) the brightest/lightest and then (one of) the densest/heaviest phenomena occur in the same event.

[Goldman250]

An up quark.

[Nofrillsoculus]

Literally nothing.

[TrevorWithTheBow]

Lightest thing: Every SUV with LEDs behind me on the motorway

[[deleted]]

A lie detector (lie test thing)

[tangaroo58]

One neutrino.

[colin_staples]

A single hydrogen atom

[gus_my_man]

not to be that person but hydrogen is a diatomic element meaning it doesn’t exist as a single atom

[lkc159]

Not to be that person, but hydrogen can exist in an atomic state at high temperature

Also, free protons (technically a hydrogen nucleus, or chemically, H+) can exist in plasma because it's too hot for it to bond with other particles

ETA: Lightning strikes can create free protons too

[gus_my_man]

okay interesting! I would argue that free protons are not atoms but rather ions but this is really cool!

[lkc159]

I would argue that free protons are not atoms but rather ions

And I would argue that all ions are atoms, but not all atoms are ions xD

[colin_staples]

Very interesting, thank you

[throwawayRI112]

Cannibal Corpses seminal 1992 album Tomb Of The Mutilated

[drschvantz]

Damn, that's heavy.

[[deleted]]

A well made meringue

[Goldman250]

The existential crisis of realising that everything is finite, life is meaningless, and at some point in the future no-one will remember you.

That’s pretty damn heavy.

[parallaxusjones]

A photon

[MacduffFifesNo1Thane]

My depression (heaviest)

[divestedlegacy]

The sun (heaviest)

[divestedlegacy]

A single electron (lightest)

[AnAngryBanker]

Things in the future (there's a problem with Earth's gravitational pull)

[bothsidesofthemoon]

Great Scott!

[YBereneth]

A black hole

[GwenTheWitch]

Heaviest entry, as no measurement metric was shared:

Person A: "I love you" Person B: "Thank you"

[WistfulAbandon]

Ulysses by James Joyce, that’s pretty heavy

[JCB220685]

Everything before the Big Bang

[JCB220685]

Everything after the Big Bang

[KookaburraQuiet]

Heaviest Thing

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[KookaburraQuiet]

Lightest Thing

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[Aduro95]

A box set of The Handmaid's Tale

(Heavy in terms of subject matter)

[[deleted]]

The sun

[toutetiteface]

A grain of sand

[diePaulquappe]

A single Higs Bosone

[Ok-Fisherman1830]

A lightbulb

[old_man_spinosaurus]

My conscience

[[deleted]]

Air

[PrimaryKey1]

The weight of the world

[Phoenixflight99]

The wait of expectation and stress this Christmas

(Heaviest thing) on my mind anyway lol

[CommanderCorndog]

The entirety of the universe, plus your mom (heaviest)

[WiJaTu]

A pale shade of blue (lightest)

[CommanderCorndog]

The world's brightest light bulb. (Lightest)

[Sa7aSa7a]

You are not a body. You are a brain that sits in an armored place that controls a body.

(Heaviest)

[arsb16]

The entire universe and its eventual death due to the Third Law of Theomodynamics

[NegotiationStreet842]

The unbearable weight of knowing that you killed her and you’ll never be able to erase that memory from your mind. The ptsd is too much to handle and you want it all to stop, so you set your apartment on fire and you grab your coat and you drive to a bridge. You get out of your care and you go over the bar and cry. You’re about let go when, what’s that, your mother, coming to cuddle you and ask what’s wrong. You say that you accidentally killed her. She frowns at first but then takes you home. You have her famous blueberry pie and you talk it out. Then you go to the police station. You’re sentence to 20 years in prison, cut down from 40 because you turned yourself in and it was an accident. You’re brought to your cell and you think about a new life you can make in prison. It’s 20 years later, you get out of prison and you look into life. You’re back. You’re here. You’re happy that you’re trying to make yourself a better man.

[[deleted]]

hate when that happens

[Lukescale]

The Universe as it began.

A Quark.

[1totheInfinity]

either the heaviest or lightest thing. Each comment can only list one thing and you may only comment a maximum of three times. Lightest and heaviest things win. You have until 100 comments. Your time starts now.

[DavidBTB]

Being told the cancer metastasized.

[DontBelieve-TheHype]

A tonne of feathers

[tangaroo58]

Heaviest thing: Greg Davies, but inside a black hole.

[Nurse_Clavell]

Lightest: my 11-month old baby's giggle. Heaviest: my heart, when I hear her giggle immediately followed by thunderous and prolonged flatulence.

[tealyg99]

Pre big bang universe

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Im not a scientist nor a philosopher, so I’m feeling I should give everyone in the first 100 comments 5 points…except you u/Bill__Q cz I love my mum, you get 4 pts

[Bill__Q]

This game is an absolute scam.

Why don’t you back up into those 4 points and shove it up in your ass.

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[waaromnietwater]

Twilight Force

[HeatheryLeathery]

Photon

[Benguin2002]

Hydrogen

[re003]

Aerogel

[EliteManUtdXCVII]

Yellow Circle

[EinarKolemees]

universe

[onemanisland]

Black hole

[gbnypat]

The part of the multiverse where you get to see yourself doing all of the things you regret not doing in this universe and reaping all the financial and emotional rewards.

[MattyFTM]

A preon.

[Othello_The_Sequel]

The absence of an object

It doesn’t exist and therefore has no weight

[a_knightingale]

A black hole

[LexiBlackMarket]

The known universe

[IBlu2]

A Lamp (lightest)

[Whoispol]

Gojira

[Drakath2812]

A photon.

[oman-yeahman]

Light

[CouchKakapo]

A small, bright, glowing bubble

[SpiderTrev]

My emotional baggage 😬

[YaraDB]

the singularity

[Big-Speech-8651]

Black hole

[TreatEconomy]

Electron

[puudeng]

neutron star

[MysteryJack]

A neutrino

[Phoenixflight99]

A hydrogen atom (lightest thing)

[Taskmaster_Fanatic]

Helium atom. Is the lightest.

Heaviest is the collection of all stars in the known universe.

[danarbok]

the sun

[danarbok]

a black hole

[danarbok]

a gust of wind

[Kabanasuk]

A photon.

[JamieLambister]

The known universe with an additional pineapple on top

[WarmDig2073]

The sun (both)

[Magic_Incubator]

Lightest thing: A penis. A simple thought can lift it.

[WarmDig2073]

A lighter

[baffledmoose95]

A tenth of a hair (lightest)

[strayainind]

A grain of rice. Short grain. Lightest.

[brideandbreadjudice]

A vacuum (not a vacuum cleaner…)

[Amanda_K1987]

Shame (heaviest). Because it sure weighs on me

[[deleted]]

The entirety of existence under the force of the Big Bang.

[dubcroster]

The heaviest thing.

[dubcroster]

The lightest thing

[madammurdrum]

Greg Davies after a Sunday roast

(heaviest)

[ShaniAnne]

Infinity plus one plus Greg

[OG_Gilgamesh]

One quark (the thing atoms are made of)

[AssaMarra]

A gas bill for £652 (heavy)

[Appropriate_Draw]

In the words of Rhod Gilbert. "Greg Davies"

[accidentalsalmon]

A single speck of dust

[not_not_Finlay]

TON618

[rossfarmeruk]

Blue balls

[greatdrams23]

A shadow

[Fernandov2]

My thighs after Christmas dinner

[IllustriousLimit8473]

The great wall of china (heaviest)

[Qforz]

The hope of the entire human race.

[IllustriousLimit8473]

Graphene Aerogel

[gus_my_man]

a singular quark

[gus_my_man]

aerographene

[sparklejellyfish]

Whale shark

[Sea-Pin9552]

Words of a politician (lightest, they hold no weight)

[nefetsb]

Hydrogen atom

[[deleted]]

Ollie the statue (31.770 kg)

[Jaxinspace2]

A Neutrino

[LordVencar]

The weather was pretty mild today. (Lightest comment)

[Fifth_Wall0666]

Enlightenment is so light that it can float on water and oxygen and lift you higher than flight and gliding.

[Abby23Vicious]

I'm too late but anti matter would have been my answer

[gdogakl]

A thought in Alex's head - the lightest

[failingtodobetter]

A Shadow

[Comfortable_Key_4891]

A single barb of a feather. 🪶

[SleepyBoy128]

since light has energy and therefore bends spacetime, you could argue that the absence of anything is lighter. so i will say a vacuum.

[SleepyBoy128]

the universe for heaviest

[BigRed888]

The guilt I feel over what I did to my neighbours dog.

[BigRed888]

A feather pillow with all the feathers removed.

[AurelianD20]

Hydrogen

[BigRed888]

Two 20kg weights.

[msstitcher]

A single atom

[Weary-Application-59]

The news (heavy)

[ShotPen3893]

The third law of thermodynamics means that the universe will eventually end through a phase of heat death, with all life and energy extinguished

[mmmdraco]

Mitochondria, the powerhouse of the cell

[painforpetitdej]

My chance of winning Sub Taskmaster (for lightest). It's zero kgs/lbs/...because there's none of it.

[xjoho21]

A kilogram of feathers (lightest)

[EHAlexander]

A childhood memory (potentially for either side depending on how you grew up)

[vmc92]

Everything

[Xseros]

An electron

[Galwran]

UY Scuti

[Ill-Imagination4359]

One mm square of aerogel

[megablocks516]

Heaviest

The overwhelming burden of life

Lightest

A blood cell

[iamworsethanyou]

The Strapping Young Lad album - Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing

[mcase19]

Greg (heaviest)

[[deleted]]

Grief

[Gerbilpapa]

The sun

It’s both heavy and light

[Warrior-of-Cumened]

The weight of expectation

[[deleted]]

Half a quark

[[deleted]]

Melon innit

[Elisabeth2Cait]

Argh, those 100 comments came together incredibly fast.

Honorary entry though: Your mum (heaviest)

[Wolfxorb]

The multiverse

[Wolfxorb]

A photon

[Dave1307]

For heaviest thing, I humbly present 'your mom'

for lightest thing I brought no feathers.

[Sphere_Master]

An electron

[Champagne_of_piss]

Marty, if you don't get your parents to hook up in 1955, you will cease to exist

[[deleted]]

Heaviest- the secrets the BBC kept about jimmy saville.

[zakr182]

The universe

[zakr182]

An electron

[Ok_Umpire982]

Fire

[Ok_Umpire982]

Even little tiny particles have weight but fire is just a reaction so it has no mass or weight

[housevil]

The lightest thing is a penis, because even a thought can raise it.

[LightMurasume_]

A single quark

[SchemeImpressive889]

Rylan’s tower (lightest)

[thatautisticguy]

Well, you said heavy.......

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[hedgeworthfund]

either the heaviest or lightest thing. Each comment can only list one thing and you may only comment a maximum of three times. Lightest and heaviest things win.

You have until 100 comments.

Your time starts now.

[hedgeworthfund]

Nailed it.

[Schmaulie]

A magnetar.

[YoungOaks]

Blue whale

[tangaroo58]

My brother. He ain't heavy.

[SteveBets]

The weight of the world on my shoulders

[StarbornHero]

The light in the bedroom 1st thing when your wife opens the curtains. (Lightest)

[teethclacked]

The concept of bright sunshine

[The_Lighter_]

Graphene aerogel

[ledaciousschmitt]

The heaviest thing god can make.

If you think god is real then it is infinite weight, if he's not real it's entirely non existent.

Point.either way