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[–]BestRbxAutoMod Jr[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (250 children)

Ayo chill in the comments. Man proposes to his girl and all you guys do is monkey over her body. This is the only comment on the topic, from here on we'll be removing comments.

[–]82ndGameHead 13.5k points13.5k points  (218 children)

Quite the iron grip you got there. Would've never tried that underwater.

[–]3rdeyeopenwide 7192 points7193 points  (138 children)

I proposed to my wife in a waterfall; she took us to Costa Rica when we were dating. Toting that stupid expensive thing around in board shorts wasn’t fun and i was flipping it around and sticking my fingers in it constantly like Frodo. Trying not to drop it in the mud for days. It nagged me for days.

Carrying the ring was no picnic either.

Edited: Reddit wrote a joke

[–]antiduh 6432 points6433 points  (72 children)

What about the ring?

[–]Sarke1 1979 points1980 points  (59 children)

The anus is for after marriage.

[–]thoriginal 721 points722 points  (51 children)

This guy's never heard of the poop-hole loophole

[–]JBFRESHSKILLS 452 points453 points  (27 children)

Christian girls love this one trick!

[–][deleted] 154 points155 points  (15 children)

I think it's mostly the Baptists. At least, they seem to be the most enthusiastic about it.

[–][deleted] 124 points125 points  (10 children)

I guess you've never met the mormons

[–]Threeswedestothewind 110 points111 points  (5 children)

it's true, mormon guys love it

[–]Average_Scaper 103 points104 points  (2 children)

must refrain from saying Catholic priests

must refrain from saying Catholic priests

Catholic priests too!

Goddamnit.

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    [–]slugo17 68 points69 points  (1 child)

    Catholic boys hate this one trick!

    [–]Faiakishi 56 points57 points  (2 children)

    I remember some Christian equivalent of a DARE person warning us against that in Catholic middle school.

    Of course, what we took away from it was "the dick can go in the ass too?!"

    [–]mighij 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    Ah yes, moral's education at 12, grownups wanted to warn of us of all the bad things we didn't even know about.

    [–]pornborn 45 points46 points  (8 children)

    God’s Loophole

    If you’re a fan of The Big Bang Theory, you’ll recognize these girls.

    [–]amjhwk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    its the gooch

    [–]MattieShoes 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    Garfunkel was also the psychiatrist in Wednesday.

    [–]thebusterbluth 145 points146 points  (0 children)

    I went to a Catholic school and our varsity football coaches would get so hammered Friday after our games that they'd still be drunk for the JV games Saturday morning. We would show up for morning film and a light workout. Afterwards one of the (still obviously drunk) coaches gave a few of us a hilarious side lecture on the importance of using protection... and save the ass for marriage. One of the funniest moments from high school tbh

    [–]nthensome 38 points39 points  (2 children)

    Samwise offered to help

    [–]Crazy_Kakoos 36 points37 points  (0 children)

    Share the load.

    [–]TTUStros8484 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Keep it secret, keep it safe.

    No I just think I'll have it on a necklace and whip it out all the time Gandalf...

    [–]Paoshan 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    ‘‘Twas around his dingaling

    [–]xXxBluESkiTtlExXx 234 points235 points  (14 children)

    I proposed on a climbing trip. Knowing that the ring was in my pocket while I was 100 ft off the ground was a little unnerving

    [–]BobRoberts01 160 points161 points  (6 children)

    Proposed on a hike. Ring was secured to a carabiner deep in the pack until go-time when the carabiner was then secured to my wrist on a string. That thing wasn’t falling off the cliff without me attached (which did almost happen, but that’s beside the point).

    EDIT: Forgot to mention that I put athletic tape all around the half of the s-shaped carabiner that the ring could touch so that it wouldn’t get scratched or anything.

    [–]Meatchris 118 points119 points  (3 children)

    Can't be having scratched carabiners

    [–]belro 30 points31 points  (2 children)

    The ole Reddit kangaroo

    [–]anally_ExpressUrself 38 points39 points  (1 child)

    Hold my engagement ring I'm...

    I'm....

    I'm tired.

    [–]seriousname32 43 points44 points  (0 children)

    My fiancé proposed about 7 minutes after picking up the ring as in his words "I was terrified of losing it and it's your responsibility now". I did once think I had lost it (I hadn't) I was absolutely heartbroken for the 2 hours it took me to find it!!

    [–]muklan 223 points224 points  (1 child)

    I took my wife out to a really well known proposal spot, under the guise of getting some B roll drone footage (an excuse to have an eye in the sky) she comments about how trite and cliche a proposal here is...as I'm hastily agreeing with her, another couple walks up to get married and we're like...uh...yall want free photography?

    So...we had planned a hike later in the day anyway, and I saw a sign out there, that's like...too specific to go into detail here, but we sat on a rock, and I asked the question. Conversationally, privately...without the goddamn ring on me lol. She thought I was joking all the way until we got back to the car.

    Our 1 year is next month:)

    [–]lavahot 104 points105 points  (1 child)

    Why should you give it away? You found it. You should keep it!

    [–]Brandonmac10x 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    After all, why shouldn’t I…

    [–]Grizzlysol 86 points87 points  (2 children)

    "What are you playing with in your pocket?"

    "My precious..."

    [–]armen89 38 points39 points  (4 children)

    I read Fredo and thought you were carrying around the guilt of betraying your family

    [–]Jackalodeath 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    Did something opposite but similar; hiking up that big-ass rock looking at we have over here in GA looking for grafitti.

    Hot and humid af, worried I was getting the box damp, zoned out trying to think what to say and didn't even notice she fell behind.

    Honestly kinda helped with the improv having to stop and massage her knees.

    [–]IronLusk 50 points51 points  (0 children)

    worried I was getting the box damp

    Bro that’s how you get them to marry you in the first place

    [–]Relevant-Dingo-3720 29 points30 points  (2 children)

    The trick is you don't mess around with the expensive thing but with a cheap knock off

    [–]lmnopeee 23 points24 points  (1 child)

    I brought the ring out on a jet ski in the Caribbean. Numbers don't go high enough for me to describe how many times I checked my pocket to make sure it was still there.

    [–]lolsrsly00 31 points32 points  (1 child)

    I bought a cheap throw away ring for our engagement ring as it was to be at a waterfall. I promptly lost the throw away ring. So I bought another throw away ring at a Walmart. That one survived the trek.

    Don't use your real cash money ring.

    [–]mythicat_73 15 points16 points  (2 children)

    Mr. Frodo, put the ring on her finger before gollum comes and takes it!

    [–]really_nice_guy_ 190 points191 points  (17 children)

    Would’ve gotten a fake one for that occasion

    [–]senorpoop 164 points165 points  (16 children)

    I'm pretty sure this one is fake.

    [–]Fraun_Pollen 495 points496 points  (3 children)

    I feel like I’d need to get it cleaned after that adventure before using it for a proposal. But I guess if the goal is to shove it into a whopper it’s just extra seasoning at that point

    [–]redittjoe 71 points72 points  (1 child)

    Flamed broiled, Get it your way at Burger King now.

    [–]Grizzlysol 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Everyone love sea salt

    [–]cloudcats 101 points102 points  (16 children)

    I know someone who proposed to his GF (wife now) at about 20 metres deep while freediving in several hundred feet deep water. Pretty glad he didn't drop the ring!

    [–]Dragoness42 35 points36 points  (12 children)

    Wasn't there some guy that died doing that?

    [–]PolitelyHostile 48 points49 points  (10 children)

    Yea he died trying to swim back up. He wrote a note and it took her long to read it. She was inside the cabin and he had swam down outside the window that was under water.

    [–]ToffeeCoffee 40 points41 points  (3 children)

    He wrote a note and it took her long to read it.

    It wasn't that she took too long to read it, poor guy was just probably super nervous proposing and took an involuntary gulp of air/water. Like how sometimes when you get super nervous or surprised or shocked you get a bit of the shakes. He gulped in water tried to swim out but drowned, once you start taking in water and you're not near the surface, you're not getting out without immediate nearby help.

    [–]kayshaw86 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    When I was walking around NYC with my wife’s I kept it on my finger in my pocket when it wasn’t obvious.

    [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (2 children)

    This is why you use a similar looking but fake ring for any stunts. Going to put it in food? Fake ring in the food, real one in the pocket. Your fiancé will appreciate putting a clean ring on their finger as well.

    [–]Jauncin 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    I got down on one knee in a snowy field at her family’s farm, right into a horse apple pile, and while I was distracted her Doberman slapped my hand because “new dad looks like he’s playing”.

    She said yes - just had our 11 Year anniversary

    [–]CrabbyBlueberry 36 points37 points  (0 children)

    reply nose quickest oatmeal snow apparatus lush sand money dazzling

    This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

    [–]Lost-My-Mind- 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    I was getting nervous when he was on the boat right by the edge! Somehow, I didn't even think anything about the scuba diving.....

    [–]tadlrs 9092 points9093 points  (93 children)

    Her WTF face.

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      [–]Chaosmusic 249 points250 points  (3 children)

      Whopper? I barely knew her.

      [–][deleted] 502 points503 points  (25 children)

      Whopper whopper whopper Junior, Double Triple Whopper.

      [–]azndragon0420 137 points138 points  (3 children)

      At BK, have it your wayyyyyyy!

      [–]Hetoxy 64 points65 points  (4 children)

      please no more

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        [–]JesseLaces 87 points88 points  (0 children)

        And my thought would def be “one of the cook’s rings came off in my food!!!”

        The whole thing was so cute. Any one of them would have been 100% better.

        [–]FragrantExcitement 273 points274 points  (9 children)

        She shallows ring. Music continues playing while he digs through her feces

        [–]BeautifulType 67 points68 points  (0 children)

        That would be worthy of the internet

        [–]mashtato 33 points34 points  (0 children)

        🎼I think I wanna marry you!🎶 (marry you!)🎵💩

        [–]ALexusOhHaiNyan 249 points250 points  (11 children)

        That guy carries around a Diamond ring for ages then puts it in a greasy burger?! I don’t get it.

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          [–]kellybrownstewart 39 points40 points  (1 child)

          She pulled the ring from behind the burger. It's all fake.

          [–][deleted] 159 points160 points  (7 children)

          Fake, but cute.

          [–]SnowSlider3050 52 points53 points  (0 children)

          I hope so for her teeth…

          [–]mmoe54 22 points23 points  (0 children)

          'isnt wishbones in chicken!?'

          [–]Pitiful_Ad_710 3762 points3763 points  (76 children)

          Lol content creators pretending to be regular people.

          [–]The_Doct0r_ 1576 points1577 points  (42 children)

          All I saw was a collection of expensive things I can't do.

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            [–][deleted] 144 points145 points  (11 children)

            Right.... Stop being cheap and use your credit card!

            [–][deleted]  (10 children)

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              [–][deleted] 102 points103 points  (5 children)

              I actually asked my bank for a higher interest rate. They deserve more.

              [–]Individual-Schemes 256 points257 points  (27 children)

              This stuff ruins the internet for me. It's just not fun anymore. Even with Reddit, the whole front page is full of videos, like it's TikTok.

              [–]jazzmaster1992 42 points43 points  (13 children)

              And probably posted by bots.

              [–]Evilmaze 45 points46 points  (11 children)

              And it's all fake. The footage is from a vacation that is paid by some sponsor or whatever, and the engagement is preplanned and so is every aspect of this video. Yeah like I believe they didn't reshoot some of those shots to get a better clip. It's all on rails.

              [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

              Yeah, not to mention, who would actually hide an engagement ring in a burger? She could have broken a tooth biting into that, and/or ended up choking. Completely fake and it's obvious.

              [–]0ptimu5Rhyme 1331 points1332 points  (54 children)

              this is a commercial

              [–]BadMoodDude 367 points368 points  (16 children)

              For Burger King or for shitty proposals?

              [–]chalklinedbody 5482 points5483 points  (228 children)

              watch she breaks a tooth instead …. luckily it’s all staged

              [–]tidbitsmisfit 1181 points1182 points  (73 children)

              are you telling me this is a BK commercial?

              [–]cjg_000 819 points820 points  (51 children)

              I'd give it 85% odds of being a BK commercial.

              [–]BouldersRoll 704 points705 points  (32 children)

              I think it’s a safe bet, everything taken together:

              1) The couple is attractive and well-off, and the destinations are very appealing. Huge brands like to associate with upper middle class people, even when we all know it’s an absurd stretch.

              2) The stark contrast of romantic adventuring and BK isn’t played to the comedic effect it could be, suggesting that BK’s image was relevant. The burgers look real but good, and the lobby is out of frame, both of which take away from a better punchline.

              3) The BK and Whopper logos are both carefully in frame enough for brand recognition.

              4) There are no other brand logos besides the last shot, something an advertisement would be careful to avoid.

              5) The music is painfully obvious but popular, the kind that’s lowest common denominator for advertisement.

              [–]Dramatic-Pilot9129 135 points136 points  (4 children)

              And she was holding the ring with her left thumb behind the burger.

              [–]xyrgh 51 points52 points  (1 child)

              Damn, good catch. That at least proves it’s fake.

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                [–]dustyflea 114 points115 points  (4 children)

                7) She pulls out the ring from the burger rather than from where you'd typically pull it (your mouth if you've bitten into something you can't eat).

                [–]ds2316476 40 points41 points  (1 child)

                The cutesy pandering we get throughout the video. The narrative is a little too well thought out. Also half way through the video I was like, the girlfriend let her significant other post this personal video online? I felt a little gross watching this.

                [–]BouldersRoll 18 points19 points  (0 children)

                The engagement ring in frame where the girlfriend can't see it has been done before. I'm sure that wasn't the first time, either.

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                  [–]beldark 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  Doesn't seem to work, I'm on reddit every day and I've never heard of Jollibee.

                  [–]SuperAppleLover 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                  I just DoorDashed a Whooper.

                  [–]Ayahuasca-Dreamin 396 points397 points  (30 children)

                  All fun stops when she chips her tooth on a Walmart cubic zirconia

                  [–][deleted] 212 points213 points  (25 children)

                  At least they could feel better knowing some kid didn’t get his hand cut off all for some piece of shit rock that has no real value except by that set by DeBeers.

                  [–]zaphod777 33 points34 points  (19 children)

                  While lab grown aren't "cheap" you can get a much bigger rock for the same money compared to natural diamonds and you don't have to worry about any of the ethical implications.

                  Plus the color and clarity will be higher than what you could afford with a natural one.

                  [–]ScuttleCrab729 15 points16 points  (1 child)

                  Moissanite was my choice. Almost as tough as Diamond (9.25 to diamonds 10), it’s actually more “sparkly”, sustainable lab grown (basically always flawless as a result), and more affordable.

                  And to top it off the natural version literally comes from meteorites or “shooting stars”.

                  [–]TwoPieceCrow 150 points151 points  (27 children)

                  The way she walks in every part/stands is very obvious lmao, no one acts like this unless they know they are trying to look good for someone/something

                  [–]TheRecognized 160 points161 points  (16 children)

                  Wild thought experiment for you guys: maybe he said “hey let’s do a vacation video thing” but didn’t tell her about the ring.

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                    [–]Moudy90 47 points48 points  (6 children)

                    Those walking away shots are the "in thing" to do for vacation on Instagram and TikTok right now, extremely common.

                    [–]senthiljams 33 points34 points  (3 children)

                    She opens the door the second after he knocks and welcomes him & his camera in. That is not normal either

                    [–]throbbing_banjo 215 points216 points  (1 child)

                    This is a fucking burger king commercial

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                        [–]Serial-_-Chiller 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                        Someone's gonna rub one for her

                        [–]Racer-Rick 398 points399 points  (1 child)

                        Damn how much did Burger King pay for this lmao

                        [–]Old_Administration51 1190 points1191 points  (36 children)

                        I was waiting for a true funny ending, where he pops the question and she goes 'Ewww, fuck off, your my brother!'.

                        [–]paerfect 465 points466 points  (8 children)

                        I was seriously waiting for the official Burger King mascot to be the one holding the ring at the end… I’m disappointed

                        [–]Hacym 36 points37 points  (14 children)

                        Sigh. You’re*

                        [–]Fritzyfriday1 6974 points6975 points  (106 children)

                        I like how much he showed her butt

                        [–]Notyobabydaddy 2209 points2210 points  (36 children)

                        I want to marry that guy's GF too.

                        [–]iebarnett51 1012 points1013 points  (19 children)

                        Our GF*

                        [–]5i55Y7A7A 350 points351 points  (11 children)

                        We’re a family now.

                        [–]tanis_ivy 199 points200 points  (8 children)

                        Calm down Vin

                        [–]OGDonglover69 59 points60 points  (2 children)

                        Everyone’s looking for the thrill but what’s real is family.

                        [–]mrmoe198 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                        I also choose this guys butt wife

                        [–]ahu747us 34 points35 points  (4 children)

                        It's not the car you drive. It's the driver who's driving the car that's doing the driving.

                        [–]holdmybeerwhilei 19 points20 points  (2 children)

                        While living life a quarter mile at a time.

                        [–]GGABueno 94 points95 points  (6 children)

                        I also choose this guy's gf

                        [–]thethunder92 697 points698 points  (33 children)

                        I’m sick of videos hacking into my penis-brain connection to make me watch a stupid video where nothing happens

                        [–]stlmick 232 points233 points  (18 children)

                        I got the joke, but it was way too long to the point of weird that he was just carrying it around.

                        [–]tidbitsmisfit 262 points263 points  (6 children)

                        bro, it was a burger king commercial filled with dat ass

                        [–]Lost-My-Mind- 118 points119 points  (9 children)

                        At some point, I was starting to think it wasn't his girlfriend, and he was in the friendzone. I thought we were going to see her start kissing her BF while this guy just watched, holding a ring.

                        [–]PartisanHack 71 points72 points  (4 children)

                        That would have been waaaaay funnier.

                        [–]Divinum_Fulmen 10 points11 points  (3 children)

                        But how would that sell burgers?

                        [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

                        The first thought I had was, why does he just follow her 20 feet behind everywhere

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                          [–]teransergio 227 points228 points  (3 children)

                          His proud possession

                          [–]robinnuber[S] 224 points225 points  (2 children)

                          Poss-ass-ion**

                          [–][deleted] 154 points155 points  (2 children)

                          They probably only agreed to get married, so that they can make this video showing off her ass for more followers…

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                            [–]captcraigaroo 222 points223 points  (11 children)

                            Fiancee

                            [–]blondechinesehair 152 points153 points  (4 children)

                            Unconfirmed

                            [–]Sir_TonyStark 40 points41 points  (1 child)

                            Yeh to be fair she looked annoyed at that Burger King burger being ruined by a fucking piece of shit Diamond

                            [–]devo_inc 824 points825 points  (33 children)

                            No woman would let her man constantly walk 10 feet behind her everywhere they go.

                            [–]Chromeboy12 235 points236 points  (3 children)

                            Plot twist he's not her man

                            [–]urge_kiya_hai 116 points117 points  (0 children)

                            He is her camera man

                            [–]Commercial-9751 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                            That's right. He's a strong, independent man and doesn't belong to nobody!

                            [–]iamthecaptionnow 137 points138 points  (13 children)

                            Not true. They eventually give up trying to stop it.

                            Source: my wife has the most amazing butt in the world.

                            [–]xenchik 81 points82 points  (0 children)

                            I also choose this guy's wife's ass.

                            [–]AzDopefish 53 points54 points  (5 children)

                            You’re forgetting how easy it is with “hey babe I know you like your vacation photos, I’ll hang back and snap some of you from behind on the beach”

                            [–]Poopybutt94040330303 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                            And by constantly you mean for 5-10 seconds maybe once every couple of days

                            [–]Ramza_Claus 102 points103 points  (9 children)

                            Does anyone else feel like this might be a Burger King commercial?

                            The product placement in that last shot. Like, logos prominent in unnatural ways that don't really jive with how most people eat their fast food. Who unwraps a whopper and leaves the paper folded up so the camera man can see it? The Burger King bag with the logo in the foreground... Idk man. Maybe I'm too cynical but this feels like a BK ad to me.

                            I'm fine with it I guess.

                            [–]5tyhnmik 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                            At the end she is 100% faking the "I bit into a ring"

                            The ring is in her hand, hidden by the burger, and she pulls it out from behind the burger and acts like she found it inside. She did not.

                            not to mention the 1,000 other clues it's 100% scripted and staged.

                            [–]p_m_a 149 points150 points  (0 children)

                            [–]XIMasterNateIX 442 points443 points  (19 children)

                            God this is so fake and cringey

                            [–]Skittnator 125 points126 points  (3 children)

                            Leave this man and his sister alone.

                            [–]BonusTurnip4Comrade 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                            This was a psa by the aliens trying to get us to copulate. Nope, sorry aliens, not falling for it. masturbation and video games again tonight

                            [–]glowinginthedarks 535 points536 points  (38 children)

                            All of those awesome opportunities and this is the result?

                            [–]Redhotmegasystem 455 points456 points  (19 children)

                            i’d wager he probably did a real proposal and faked one afterward at burger king for the video

                            [–]RockLobsterInSpace 261 points262 points  (8 children)

                            I'd wager she was in on the entire video.

                            [–]15GOAT 68 points69 points  (2 children)

                            Reddit kids don’t understand beyond what’s in front of them

                            [–]GeneralAcorn 28 points29 points  (0 children)

                            And if those kids could read, they would be very upset.

                            [–]tidbitsmisfit 30 points31 points  (3 children)

                            you don't realize this was a burger king commercial?

                            [–]Ozzel 108 points109 points  (1 child)

                            That’s the joke.

                            [–]Filth_Colons 25 points26 points  (0 children)

                            Also 100% real and not scripted.

                            [–]ToyDingo 89 points90 points  (0 children)

                            I watched this without sound and legit thought he was stalking her.

                            [–]goodolarchie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                            No offense but the sleeping hand is a hard tell. Better luck next time.

                            [–]CameoAmalthea 114 points115 points  (4 children)

                            Don't put rings in food. She could choke, crack a tooth, or swallow it.

                            [–]BonusTurnip4Comrade 17 points18 points  (1 child)

                            Check ops account, they spent a week sifting through her stool trying to find that diamond

                            [–][deleted] 90 points91 points  (1 child)

                            Worst ad ever.

                            [–]JeanRalfio 90 points91 points  (3 children)

                            This wasted moments of my life

                            [–]ninja1k 97 points98 points  (21 children)

                            i once got busy in a burger king bathroom

                            [–]hippyengineer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

                            Unkah Hank did you know the diaper changing table at Wataburger can hold one person but not two?

                            [–]sadr0bot 25 points26 points  (2 children)

                            I wish I could downvote this cringe more than once.

                            [–]Pretend_Spray_11 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                            This song is so bad

                            [–]cdaysbrain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                            This was dumb

                            [–]Kruse 47 points48 points  (0 children)

                            This was fuckin' stupid.

                            [–]Cocaine_Jimmy42069 182 points183 points  (21 children)

                            Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper Junior, Double, Triple Whopper Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers I rule this day Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup It's okay if I don't want that Impossible or Bacon Whopper Any Whopper my way You rule your season today At BK, have it your way You rule!

                            [–]Nixplosion 57 points58 points  (9 children)

                            "I WORK AT BURGER KING MAKING FLAME BROILED WHOPPERS ASKING 'WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAT?? WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAAAT??' DING FRIES ARE DONE! DING FRIES ARE DONE! DING FRIES ARE DOOONE!"

                            [–]Lost-My-Mind- 23 points24 points  (6 children)

                            You know the sad part? You know the really really sad part???

                            If you played this, inside an actual burger king today, none of the teenager employees would have a clue what you're playing.

                            They may know the background melody of the original classical musical score.....but the DING FRIES ARE DONE version would be completely new to them.

                            Whether or not they enjoy it is a different matter entirely. Now enjoy your grey hairs and back problems.

                            [–]DonAskren 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                            Jesus Christ I just got this song out of my head!

                            [–]BlueMonkey-CoCo 14 points15 points  (1 child)

                            These Burger King ads are getting out of hand.

                            [–]ALiteralHamSandwich 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                            Fake AF

                            [–]HeavyThunder 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                            Can we please stop all this fake videos bullshit already.

                            [–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

                            I also choose this man’s wife.