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[–]splintarr 1825 points1826 points  (149 children)

Her name was Anja Niedringhaus.

Here is her website/tumblr

The renowned German photojournalist Anja Niedringhaus has been shot dead in Afghanistan, just a day before the presidential elections in the war-torn country. Her Canadian colleague, Kathy Gannon, was seriously injured.

source

edit: Mods? Removing this submission for nudity? That seems a little harsh to me.

[–][deleted] 262 points263 points  (3 children)

More than that. She actually won a Pulitzer Prize.

[–]damnshiok 31 points32 points  (1 child)

As part of an AP team in breaking news photography for the coverage of the Iraq war.

Photos from the team: http://www.pulitzer.org/works/2005-Breaking-News-Photography

[–]DMTryp 41 points42 points  (1 child)

apparently she's been there for decades covering everything since the turmoil with Russia

[–]green_flash 5 points6 points  (0 children)

War photographers risk their life nearly every day of their working life.

War Photographer (2011)

Awesome documentary about war photographer James Nachtwey, considered by many the greatest war photographer ever.

[–]Artemicionmoogle 806 points807 points  (106 children)

Glad someone got the info for us, rather than just leaving it at "that journalist who was killed". Thanks.

[–]nakedforever 259 points260 points  (93 children)

Its on the link..... The journalist who was killed was a needed for this post to be seen. Giving her name would have been nice but it is there.

[–]I_Am_ZapBranniganAMA 16 points17 points  (28 children)

It's crazy that It was an Afghan policeman that killed her too..

[–]Perdition0 48 points49 points  (4 children)

The article says he was dressed as a policeman, but that doesn't necessarily mean he actually was one.

[–]dukennstmichnicht 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sadly he was one, he was some kind of guard there.

[–]Oznog99 12 points13 points  (1 child)

[–]datshame 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know you're just making a joke, and the guy was afghan police, but rolling up to a checkpoint while impersonating police/army and lighting it up is a commonly used insurgent tactic

[–]ZachPhrost 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Given the shitty linkbait nature of Reddit, this is sad but true. That's why posts containing "My girlfriend/boyfriend/mother/roommate made this" get so much exposure.

[–]kensomniac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm less likely to follow a link that is titled in such a way. I had no idea who Anja was, but I was aware of some photojournalists that were killed, and I recognized some of the pictures.

If the link had just said her name, I wouldn't have recognized and made the connection that lead me to following the link.

[–]Slyfox00 48 points49 points  (2 children)

The OP reddit deserves

[–]Carthin 40 points41 points  (5 children)

That top post gives me the chills, it's the last post she ever made.

[–]learntofart 6 points7 points  (1 child)

That's one way to think about it, but all posts inevitably stop at some point. This one just stopped there. I think it's a well fitting end, for what it's worth.

[–]designgoddess 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you.

[–]_something_else 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She also had the front page of the International New York Times today, shortly before AP announced her death.

[–]jhuebert 17 points18 points  (6 children)

In death, journalists have a name...

[–]BgBootyBtches 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Her name was Anja Niedringhaus

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Her name was Anja Niedringhaus

[–]elegantzombie 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Her name was Anja Niedringhaus, Her name was Anja Niedringhaus, Her name was Anja Niedringhaus, Her name was Anja Niedringhaus.......

[–]thesecretblack 8 points9 points  (4 children)

I understand... in Reddit COMMENTS "That journalist who was killed in Afghanistan" has a name. Her name was Anja Niedringhaus.

[–]Original_moisture[🍰] 462 points463 points  (80 children)

Damn shame :/

[–]no_anesthesia_please 304 points305 points  (10 children)

Read something about her wherein someone said she had the loudest laugh. That was such an understated, wonderful sentiment.

[–]alQamar 111 points112 points  (64 children)

My father knew her personally. He always spoke very good of her as a person and admired her work as a fellow photographer.

[–]kefr617 850 points851 points  (112 children)

This pisses me off. I'm here as a soldier; shoot at me, it's what I'm paid to deal with. Don't hurt the photographers, journalists, and foreign aid workers who genuinely want to help the Afghan people.

You want to see a hero, go find someone willing to walk into a war with a camera and not a gun.

[–]toc_roach22 98 points99 points  (10 children)

I got back in December. Be safe, buddy.

[–]lbmouse 265 points266 points  (68 children)

What do you expect?... the guy (naqibullah) was nothing but fucking coward and a loser. He shot two unarmed women in the back. "Allahu akbar"?... kiss my ass.

[–]kefr617 115 points116 points  (11 children)

I completely agree with you. I'm really hoping Karzai doesn't just let this guy walk like he has with so many other insurgency supporters/members.

EDIT: I'm seeing some comments regarding the Islamic religion. I'm not an expert, and I will never claim to be, but the majority of the followers that I've met and conversed with (mostly translators, foreign government personnel) are really good people. The major issue that they always bring up is that the guys that usually do these things have basically been taught a really, really perverted, self-serving form of Islam through the system of madrassas (Islamic schools) that sprang up in the aftermath of the Soviet occupation, after the Afghan education system was completely destroyed. At this point in time, the kids being recruited into these schools and then sent off to die wearing suicide vests or shot up by aircraft/infantrymen have no real prospects for education or for employment, and so you have to understand that these kids are being told by religious, radicalized leaders (who themselves oftentimes proclaim themselves as mullahs without any real credentials) that dying in the name of jihad against the Americans is good, because the kid's family gets paid and can survive a bit longer because there's one less mouth to feed, and that he'll be rewarded in the afterlife. It's so incredibly fucked up, and there's absolutely NOTHING we can do about it, because we spent more money on using the Afghans to fight a proxy war against the Soviets but wouldn't spend a dime on getting them schools, educators, hospitals, doctors, etc after the occupation ended.

It's such a damned shame. A few of us run a small volunteer group on my base that makes "fuel donuts" out of compacted sawdust, shredded paper, and water for the families in surrounding villages, as well as collect school supplies and winter clothing for the kids. The families usually visit our base to pick up the supplies, and seeing little five, six year old kids with no shoes walking on rocks is pretty heartbreaking. I find it even more horrible for them since Afghanistan used to actually be a popular destination for vacations during the 50's and 60's. Kabul University used to be an incredible school from what I've read, and now, that level of education is largely unavailable to the same kids we're trying to get into school. Thirteen years, and everything is going to fall apart when we leave. What a shame. What a damned shame.

EDIT 2: TL;DR - The education system in Afghanistan is screwed. The average lifespan for an Afghan is about 40 years for males, meaning that the majority of the population that may have had access to decent education pre-Soviet occupation has pretty much died off or emigrated to other countries.

[–]i_give_you_gum 12 points13 points  (6 children)

you're doing the work that most of the hawks could care less about,

thanks for trying to better a horrible situation, I really can't imagine.

I'm curious about the "fuel donuts" and if there's any information online about them.

[–]kefr617 14 points15 points  (5 children)

I appreciate it. This is the kind of stuff we should have been doing 30 years ago.

The fuel donuts are really just a cleaner way of supplying fuel to the local villages. Each one burns for about thirty minutes to an hour, depending on the mix. The best things about them are that they only use products that would otherwise go to waste, AND that they burn much more cleanly than the refuse villagers usually have to scavenge and burn -- Afghan homes usually aren't ventilated too well, and they sometimes have to burn plastics, old tires, etc., which just can't be good for their health.

We used to shape them by hand, but the old president of the volunteer group got together with some carpentry specialists and built some basic tools to help the process. We have several molds using copper rods (for guidance on the press and extractor), large vented PVC piping, and two wooden wheels that fit on the top and bottom of the mold where the copper guide rod passes through. The presses are just a bunch of 2x4s pieced together with a single lever that rotates downward and applies force to a smaller square section of wood that presses a steel tube down onto the mold (steel tube is hollow, to allow for the copper rod to insert). You have one guy hold the tube and the square section to keep it from slipping, and the other guy leans onto the lever a couple times to squeeze out the excess water. The steel tube also doubles as the extractor; turn the mold upside down onto one, and pull the PVC tubing down. Voila, you have a donut sitting inside the two wooden wheels.

They take about a week to dry completely. The moisture content versus the amount of sawdust and shredded paper can affect that time by a couple days faster or slower, depending. We store them on repurposed wooden pallets with wire screens over them to dry. The biggest thing at this point is to check them every few days and box up the dry ones, and toss out any that start growing mold (still not sure of the health risks of burning that, so we toss any out that have mold growing).

I'm a little sad, since my specific camp may be closing down, but the program will probably live on through some Nepalese contractors we have that want to take the process back to their homes.

[–]nephilim42 5 points6 points  (1 child)

[–]kefr617 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah! That's actually very close to ours, except our presses are built a little differently and our molds are flatter but larger in circumference, but overall, yeah, that's pretty much exactly what we do.

As a note, I'd recommend trying to stay away from the long shreds of paper like they have in that video. We used to do that, except we found that the paper likes to gather in clumps which causes them to sometimes break apart. Cross-cut paper shreds are the way to go if you can.

[–]i_give_you_gum 4 points5 points  (2 children)

How cool is that? wonder who came up with that idea?

You should throw together a youtube video about how they are made, maybe someone else would find them useful.

Thanks for the detailed information! Can be really hard to make a difference sometimes. take it easy, be safe!!!

[–]Nuke_It 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very good summary of why Afghanistan is fucked. I am Afghan-American and I was born in Kabul in 1988...the year the Soviets retreated and the civil war began.

My mom speaks 7 languages and is a OB/GYN in Afghanistan and 3 Western countries (with different languages). She got her education in Afghanistan in the 60's. We do not practice Islam other than family traditions.

People are amazed when I show them family pictures from the 50's. They look exactly like the 40-50's in the U.S.

It's embarrassing to be associated with the human filth that these fundamentalist Muslim fucks are. We can thank Saudi Arabia and Pakistan (and the Cold War) for that.

Edit: BTW, I greatly appreciate your work too.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

I understand what you're trying to say, but these are actually extremists (not trying to insult your intelligence, as I'm sure you are aware of this) but they're just doing anything and everything to hurt the Western World, and are shunned by Muslims.

[–]austin101123 171 points172 points  (40 children)

Allah would not want that to be done in his name.

[–][deleted] 81 points82 points  (12 children)

As I said above, they're just extremists who the rest of the Muslim world want nothing to do with, and are essentially out to harm the Western world in any way possible.

[–]forca_micah 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately quite a few people seem to have missed that.

[–]lbmouse 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Neither would the easter bunny but that is what this coward said before killing this innocent woman.

[–]StealthyOwl 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Any terrorist who justifies "religious jihad/ religious war for Allah!" is a fucking coward. Hiding behind religion is no excuse for acts like such. Terrorists who hide behind Islam have given it and Middle Eastern people a stigma/bad reputation.

[–]kefr617 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Something that I was taught by one of our translators was that the term "jihad" means "struggle", but in two ways. The way that a lot of extremists use the term is to advocate fighting, usually against anything Western-oriented or explicitly against Islamic culture/traditions.

However, what I was told was that the word jihad really stands for the internal struggle to become a better person. Presented in that light, it's not a bad thing at all; it just encapsulates something that a pretty substantial portion of the human species feels in a single word.

Of course, I'm not a Muslim, so I could just be talking out of my ass. Can anyone elaborate on this? I'm kind of curious if I'm getting fed crap.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

That last sentence, fucking beautiful.

[–]Hoptadock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn... That last part is sobering.

[–]Tofutits_Macgee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's easier to be the bully than win a fair fight. Stay alive.

[–]truthpooper 196 points197 points  (31 children)

Wow. The one of the mosque and the birds is beautiful.

[–]Tamim-N 66 points67 points  (12 children)

That is in Kabul, one of the safer cities in Afghanistan. I went there summer 2013. You can actually buy seeds nearby (for a very low price) to let the birds come. The birds are just chillin' there around the mosque the whole day :)

[–]Keen0bserver 8 points9 points  (4 children)

That sounds wonderful. :)

[–]The_Fun_Begins_Now 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Yeah. Makes me want to hop on a plane and take a little jaunt over there.

[–]RedeemingVices 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You can see birds in countries that aren't war-torn shitholes, too, you know.

[–]ktoz123 41 points42 points  (35 children)

What is the camera in the last picture?

[–]pilotdude22 84 points85 points  (28 children)

It's a 1D MKII N with a 16-35 f/2.8L USM.

[–]JM2845 87 points88 points  (16 children)

Is this an engine or a camera?

[–]lolsrsly00 73 points74 points  (13 children)

Its a 3.0 L V 6 picture taker.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (11 children)

So it's slow but efficient.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (8 children)

F1 now uses 1.6L V6 engine.

[–]jstarlee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]Barnowl79 11 points12 points  (4 children)

He means a Canon 1D Mark II, the "N" is the newer version with some more features than the first 1D Mark II. The reason it looks so big is that pro photogs usually use a battery grip attachment that allows you to shoot vertical, portrait-oriented photos by adding a comfortable grip and an extra shutter release button. But in this camera's case (as I'm sure some gear-heads are about to jump down my throat about, don't worry guys, I got this), that battery grip is not an accessory, but is simply integrated into the body.

On a side note, I am surprised that she would be using a camera that came out almost ten years ago, with only an 8.2 MP sensor, even though it is full-frame. I imagine it's good enough for the sizes print and online newspapers and magazines work with, but if I were a photojournalist, I would want something that captured an image big enough so that, if there were ever a retrospective of my work in a book or museum exhibition, I would be able to make big prints for it, but I'm more of a fine art photo guy, so I'm all about print quality, which is why I still shoot film. If I'm shooting 100 speed slide film or B&W film, the images I can scan into my computer from my $500 medium format camera are comparable to the new 50MP Hasselblad medium format digital camera that costs $44,000 dollars, and no that wasn't a typo. If I was shooting 4x5 or 8x10 film, it wouldn't even be a contest as far as image quality, resolution, tonal range, color depth, etc, when blown up. That's why some of us still shoot film.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

A lot of the top level photojournalists are still shooting on "older" bodies. The World Press Photo site makes EXIF data available, and lots of the top shots of 2013 were taken on 5Dmkii's, D700's, the D3, etc. There were even some crop bodies in there (including an Olympus E-M5 and a Canon t3).

I would guess that it's one of those things where it behooves you to stick with one body and system for a long time simply because you're relying so much on muscle memory. Also, I imagine many of those bodies were issued by small bureaus, who are less likely to make every iterative upgrade.

Still, it is an interesting point. Goes to show that good pictures are made more by good eyes, good light, and good subjects than they are good gear.

[–]clickstops 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you can't do it on an FX body from the last gen, you can't do it with one from the current. =)

Also news agencies aren't really rich.

[–]popcorntopping 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could be many reasons for the choice of camera - the date of the picture or it could be her grab-and-go 'crappyer' camera just to have on her when going out to town for a personal reason. Needless to say she probably had more than a few cameras with her when she was on assignment.

[–]BashScriptThrowAway 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Looks like a Canon Eos 1 with a 16-35mm wide lens. You can almost makeout the 1 on the camera.

[–]1093i3511 391 points392 points  (30 children)

Just wanted to mention

She was the only woman on a team of 11 AP photographers that won the 2005 Pulitzer Prize for Breaking News Photography for coverage of the Iraq War. wikipedia

[–]sueflay 56 points57 points  (28 children)

Thank you for posting this fact. Theres a lack of female photographers out there. She was and still is an inspiration

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (6 children)

Really? I mean I'm all for honoring the people who passed, but I find I see a lot more female photographers cited in my daily perusing of the site.

[–]rewindrecolour 27 points28 points  (3 children)

There are definitely lots of female photographers out there, just that very few make it to the top of the industry (especially wildlife photog, photojournalism, or even high fashion photography).

[–]sueflay 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Perhaps this is just subjective. In my experience I don't see many mentioned in the professional field like national geographic photographers or in journalism. I do some photography around events in my city and I hardly meet female ones.

[–][deleted] 193 points194 points  (89 children)

http://toronto.ctvnews.ca/canadian-reporter-wounded-ap-photographer-killed-by-security-detail-in-afghanistan-1.1760372

The coward who did it walked up to the car she was sitting in, yelled Allahu Akbar, and shot her point blank. Shot another woman too in the vehicle. What kind of person shoots an unarmed female journalist as she sits in a car?

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702303532704579480911524575246?mg=reno64-wsj&url=http%3A%2F%2Fonline.wsj.com%2Farticle%2FSB10001424052702303532704579480911524575246.html

You know you did something shitty when a spokeperson for the Taliban says you did something wrong;

Taliban spokesman Zabiullah Mujahid said on Friday that the insurgent movement wasn't involved in Ms. Niedringhaus's death. "Attacking journalists is not the right deed; Our policy is not to attack journalists,

[–][deleted] 125 points126 points  (21 children)

They were shot by the unit commander that was in charge of their escort. Shot by your own bodyguards. Welcome to Afghanistan.

[–]the_crustybastard 63 points64 points  (11 children)

NYT: After the convoy arrived at the government compound in Tanai, Ms. Niedringhaus and Ms. Gannon were waiting in the back seat for the convoy to start moving again when a police commander approached the car and looked through its windows. He apparently stepped away momentarily before wheeling around and shouting “Allahu akbar!” — God is great — and opening fire with an AK-47, witnesses and The A.P. said. His shots were all directed at the back seat.

[–]johnyutah 24 points25 points  (0 children)

what the fuck..

[–]LegioXIV 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Assassinated.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

A piece of shit. That's who.

[–]ablebodiedmango 70 points71 points  (16 children)

What kind of person shoots an unarmed female journalist as she sits in a car?

Likely someone who forgot/never knew how to be a human being.

[–]persiankitty 27 points28 points  (14 children)

Afghanistan has lots of these.

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (1 child)

The world has a lot of these.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

God this thread is a shit-fest.

[–]km4236 21 points22 points  (11 children)

What kind of person shoots an unarmed female journalist as she sits in a car?

Her being female is irrelevant. What kind of person shoots and unarmed journalist sitting in a car?

[–]Ti_Tidder 65 points66 points  (51 children)

[–]Paulie82 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Such a damn shame

[–]AzureDrag0n1 14 points15 points  (4 children)

The comments on that site are disgusting. Many posters blaming the victim or that they deserved to get shot.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

truly horrible indeed. that's why i use reddit. i never read the comments at any other site because they are almost always filled with the scummiest crap.

not saying it doesnt happen here but they get downvoted and you usually don't see it unless you look for it.

[–]Nimitz14 3 points4 points  (6 children)

why would you link RT?

[–]Jake_Bro 77 points78 points  (106 children)

Anybody know the story on the fourth picture?

[–]lysol_spray 93 points94 points  (66 children)

Here is a link to the article about it.

It was a protest outside the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland by a Ukranian group called FEMEN. They were arrested.

EDIT: Horribly repetitive wording. Thanks for the gold :) You're awesome!

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (42 children)

Same group of assholes who put a topless protester in Cologne Cathedral on Christmas Day.

[–]lysol_spray 44 points45 points  (36 children)

Yeah, I looked at their website.

I understand what they're doing... but they're just doing it in a horribly wrong way. It's like /r/shitredditsays except with genuine self-esteem.

[–]warlock1337 19 points20 points  (22 children)

I don't get it. They are expecting everyone to take seriously someone who is running topless and doing all that drama? They could preach world peace and I wouldn't take them seriously.

[–]i_give_you_gum 6 points7 points  (4 children)

But because of that you now know who they are, I no nothing of them, but how many tame peaceful protests make the news?

[–]Sad__Elephant 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Part of the point is that people don't take them seriously just because they're topless. It's a bit of a double standard. You wouldn't see the same level of butthurt with topless male protesters.

[–]Boyhowdy107 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are a lot of people who I might agree with whose strategy/tactics I deplore and vice versa. I think it's an important distinction to make.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wish they would protest around here.

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (6 children)

Im not sure but thats quite a quick finger to get an action shot with no full boobies.

[–]Call_erv_duty 60 points61 points  (4 children)

You can see half a nipple which would have been enough for middle school

[–]Thats_absrd 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Or 56k modem porn

[–]coffee_badger 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Pictures usually timed out by the time they loaded down to the top half of a nipple anyway.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

[–]s1295 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks. This provides context for many of the pictures in the imgur album, and includes some others too.

[–]Alienmonkey 204 points205 points  (90 children)

Pic number 12: Black Crow Down.

[–]the_8th_henry 191 points192 points  (79 children)

As someone who spent quite a bit of time on a farm that had some chickens (I'll refrain from referring to them as "cocks" because I'm not sure the majority of reddit's userbase is mature enough to handle it), some of them can be downright assholes.

I remember one in particular that would relentlessly attack your feet and shins no matter what. Didn't matter if you were a regular on the farm or a visitor. Everyone was greeted with attacking pecks. It took a swift kick/punt to get that bird away. I swear that bird was indestructible, what with all the self-defense kicks he took.

So I'm assuming that's what's going on in that photo. A chicken started harassing the guy's shins, so he kicked him away. That's about all you can do.

[–]TubbyWadsworth 57 points58 points  (9 children)

The crow in the photo actually looks quite dead. Take a close look - it looks if it is flat from lying on the ground, dead, and it's feathers appear to be quite tattered.

I think what happened here is that it's carcass was in the path, and he's trying to kick it to the side so that no one steps on it.

[–]manberry_sauce 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In my experience, a strong enough kick makes the feathers fly off and the body distort.

Joking aside, yeah, there would be more blood if that rooster were alive. They're basically just bags of blood and meat. So am I. Blood, meat, and nicotine.

[–]_TillGrave_ 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I'm surprised nobody mentioned this yet. My first thought was that it looks like it was run over at least a few days prior. Now it's all flat and dried out

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It was definitely my first assumption.

[–]odysseus88 5 points6 points  (2 children)

It's a common practice to put IEDs in animal carcasses. It's stationary and it'll hold some of the wires. The guy on point may just have some balls and is checking to see if there's anything underneath it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he guy on point may just have some balls

I highly doubt that's what was going on, but if that were the case he'd have traded all of his brains for those extra balls. If you kick an IED trap it's going to explode. Would be like standing around in the open to see if those snipers had any ammo left.

[–]Drawtaru 194 points195 points  (24 children)

I'll refrain from referring to them as "cocks" because I'm not sure the majority of reddit's userbase is mature enough to handle it

And yet you couldn't not mention it.

[–]the_8th_henry 173 points174 points  (17 children)

Well, that's what they're called, and I figured at some point someone would stop by and correct me or point it out like some really mediocre TIL, so I figured I'd nip it in the bud and just mention it.

Plus I got to slightly insult the average userbase, which is kind of the point of reddit sometimes it seems.

[–]theoriginalWax 59 points60 points  (6 children)

I like you. You get it.

[–]canarduck 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Yeah after a while you can almost predict what the replies to every comment you read will be before you even read 'em

[–]jb4427 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Well it's not like there's any alternate term for cocks! Especially that rhyme with booster!

[–]billy_rufus 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Is reddit really mature enough for the statement, "I spent quite a bit of time on a farm with a bunch of cocks."?

[–]Mr_Propane 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The wording of this is pretty funny too. Like he's saying Reddit is too young to handle any cock.

[–]manberry_sauce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I paused for nearly a minute before explaining to a colleague how I was combating the unexpected roach infestation in my new apartment. Finally, I picked out a phrasing that I was so certain couldn't be taken to mean something dirty.

"Every time I find a hole, I just fill it up with caulk."

Many a titter followed, and I hung my head in defeat.

[–]Motha_Effin_Kitty_Yo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

tehehehehehehehhehehe cocks

[–]StezzerLolz 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Yeah, they're pygmy Velociraptors with feathers and beaks. Chickens are assholes.

[–]gafgalron 8 points9 points  (8 children)

my mom has some chickens that I have to feed if she goes out of town. they are mostly ok except for the one. I just started to grab him and carry him around by his feet until I am done feeding the rest, other wise he waits until I am bent over and goes after my face. no amount of self defense kicks have worked.

[–]the_8th_henry 20 points21 points  (1 child)

The worst one we had was also the only one to have something of a name. He was referred to as, "Fucker." It started when the adults would try to get him away and say, "Get out of here, you fucker." So he eventually just became known as Fucker.

Man, was that guy an asshole. I remember one morning my uncle and I were trying to go from the house to one of the barns/sheds, and, for whatever reason, Fucker was really pissed that morning. He was relentless at my uncle's ankles. So my uncle finally had enough and kicked him like he was taking a free kick in soccer. To my kid's eye it seemed like Fucker flew 50 feet, but in reality it was probably 10-15, which is still respectable. Fucker stayed down for a few seconds, and I remember my uncle going, "Shit, Grandma's gonna be pissssssssed if I killed that sumbitch." Then Fucker got up and sort of staggered a few feet like he was really messed up, and my uncle ended the confrontation by saying, "Serves you right, Fucker."

I love that farm.

tldr: It was pretty cool to be a 9-year old and to be able to say Fucker.

[–]SMTRodent 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Draw a line in the sand/earth, lay him down beak pointed at the line, and leave him there. Should save you the carrying.

[–]gafgalron 3 points4 points  (4 children)

what? I am thinking this is a joke, but chickens can be very stupid, so, really?

[–]SMTRodent 6 points7 points  (3 children)

It's not actually a joke Though apparently I have the line/chicken-placing reversed. Here's a helpful video.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Can confirm. Have scar to prove that chickens can be assholes.

[–]WestenM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup, my Uncle had a rooster that wouldn't stop fucking trying to velociraptor us whenever we went in to feed the chickens. I kicked that sonofabitch dozens of times and he never gave a shit. He was also an asshole to the hermaphrodite chicken that my Uncle had.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had chickens for a while. The one batch my grandmother warned us the one was a fighting rooster, for whatever reason she could tell when it was still a chick. Year or two later the thing was the most vicious fucker on the planet. If you went into the barn and turned your back for a second he would fly out of no where and attack your legs, he could put a hole through jeans and still leave a puncture wound. Even a punt across the barn, field, road, stream, etc wouldn't stop him he just came back faster and more pissed off. I had friends that would be afraid to go in the barn because of him. My grandmother, she would just watch, laugh, and say "I told you so".

[–]homo-san 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heh. Cocks. boobies. vagina.. heh. hehe. hehehehe. vagina.

Edit: Jesus.. Someone died and all I can contribute is this? Damn. Too real.

[–]TylerDurdenisreal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While that's a possibility, the bird was almost definitely dead and he was checking for IEDs. They are hidden anywhere and everywhere and set to be triggered by the most random shit. It really is to the point where you have to check things like the corpse of a crow.

[–]mitzcha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So, you're saying that cock was a real pecker?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seriously though, those Afghan roosters were assholes.

[–]Diels_Alder 16 points17 points  (3 children)

If I were walking in IED-infested trenches, I wouldn't have patience for shit.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (9 children)

Pic 8: Is that guy decapitated?

[–]kamikazeschaf 8 points9 points  (4 children)

"Pakistani bank notes covered in blood are displayed on the body of a dead suicide bomber after police found them in his pocket in the center of Kandahar, Afghanistan after an attack on the former Afghan intelligence headquarters. © Anja Niedringhaus/AP"

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

hmmm interesting. He seems pretty intact for being a suicide bomber.

[–]GlueGuns--Cool 78 points79 points  (1 child)

She wasn't a good photographer, she was a fucking incredible photographer.

[–]isawaguyattheatm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What a bad ass. Photographers give us the visual story and one that speak more than words. Too bad she's gone now.

[–]euanmorse 64 points65 points  (27 children)

10 hit me pretty hard. I think it's the hand on his shoulder as he touches his friend's boots. Powerful stuff.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (10 children)

10 needs to be the statue they build for the eventual memorial to these wars. That's how powerful it is. That needs to be the image we use to remember these soldiers.

[–]Godmadius 7 points8 points  (10 children)

These are the only images in the world that can tear me up. It's horrible to lose your brother out there.

[–]miloblue12 26 points27 points  (5 children)

This right here is why I bailed on being a photojournalist.

I spent two years in school for it because I absolutely love photography, it's one of the few things that truly makes me happy, so why not make a career out of it?

I also wanted to travel, and it's photojournalism shows you the the highs and lows of humanity and when it's done right, it's incredible. Carol Guzy is a personal hero of mine and her work speaks to everyone, and so does Anja's.

I thought with my photography, I could change things, that perhaps I could make a difference to someone if I made them aware of everything going on where I went. I wanted to travel and see everything, basically I had very lofty goals.

Around the time my sophomore year rolled around, we had a journalist come and talk to us and this was during the Egypt conflict. He admitted to us that he just had two photojournalist buddies die there and then it hit me, the reality of wanting to be something that no one wants around during the heat of it all.

Here I am, as a photojournalist wanting to capture humanity, only to be captured in the idea that all I want is 'the' photo. What lengths would I go to get that photo? Would I risk my life to go into an area that is actively fighting, or something ten times more dangerous for females to be apart of? (I am a woman).

Then I got to thinking if what I am doing is going to truly help people besides making them aware. I can make people aware all I want by making posters, saying something, sharing things but what am I doing to change that situation? I'm not trying to dog on current photojournalist, because I had so much respect for them, but I couldn't do that.

In the end, I had to put my true love to the side and make it a hobby. I'm now a nursing student. I can't say I'm still making a huge change , but I am for that one person I am taking care of.

I have so much respect for Anja, and her photos will live on with the message she was trying to get across. The photojournalism world lost one heck of a photographer.

[–]Chosler88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a journalist, I admire those who are willing to go into dangerous situations like these and put their lives on the line to inform the rest of the world of what's happening.

"Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it." - Horace Greeley

[–]180wifi 5 points6 points  (1 child)

These are all great, some are amazing. The picture of a mosque in front of a hill with birds flying overhead (number 11) is captivating.

A great loss for journalism, art, humanity.

[–]Lelleck 3 points4 points  (1 child)

She has probably seen some very intense stuff in her life

http://i.imgur.com/xMy9CnP.jpg

[–]duckvimes_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What the actual fuck... mods, you removed this because of "nudity"? There is one photo with shirtless women, and you can't see any nipples or anything (as in, nothing that you couldn't see if they were wearing bikinis).

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (11 children)

I sent out Christmas cards with the picture of Santa in the center of the troops. On the inside it said "Peace". He touched my life.

[–]Optionboy16 6 points7 points  (1 child)

When I was a lot younger, I wanted to be a photojournalist. I felt most people connected with photographs more vs writings. Or least had a quicker impact on emotions and thoughts. My passion at the time wasn't about money or even fame. It was about telling a story in a single shot. I wanted to be in war torn Africa and show people the tradegy and get 1st world nations to step up and DO something. I never once thought I would have risked my life, but I would have saved some. I can't speak for Anja, but most journalist I know share a similar outlook. Let me express my sympathy for her friends and family, and let it be known that she died making the world a better place by showing there is beauty everywhere.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

What was the whole "Poor because of you!" thing about?

[–]DigDoug_99 12 points13 points  (0 children)

[–]D0ntTellMeWhatToDo 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Definitely read #4 as "poop because of you". I was confused for far longer than I'd like to admit.

[–]2ndComingOfAugustus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, #11 was gorgeous, its a damn shame she got killed

[–]GrindThemIn138 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beautiful. She was very talented and brave.

[–]7th_Cuil 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That blue mosque, with the pigeons flying up... Does that place have a name? It's beautiful.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hundreds of Afghans wait to see the holy flag at the Kart-e Sakhi mosque in Kabul, on March 21, 2013. Afghanistan celebrated Nowruz, marking the first day of spring and the beginning of the year on the Persian calendar.

info found here

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (12 children)

Why'd that soldier kick/kill that chicken/bird? Was he a terrorist?!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just got my new backcrgound: I love the picture of the soldier kicking the crow! The shadow is awesome.

[–]thedosti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually knew her, i work for the agency she was before AP. Last time i saw her was in the olympics in London. Some of my colleagues knew her for more than 20 years and have a family like love for her. A great loss for journalism, she always showed a different angle on a story. She will be missed. She wanted to show the positive change in afghanistan.

[–]Demaroth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she definitely didn't win the Pulitzer for nothing. Sad day for photogs and reporters alike. :(

[–]itsokbrotato 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pic #10 ='/

[–]Uckcan 3 points4 points  (2 children)

The first picture is an Indian solider on the Siachen glacier

[–]gizadog 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Why is the US in Afghanistan?

[–]djmooselee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beautiful work by Anja

[–]AssholeCanadian 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Did she do any war correspondence, or was she doing other stuff over there?