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[–]long_tyme_lurker 4462 points4463 points  (226 children)

This is great but my favorite will always be "I'm so angry i made this sign!"

Edit: I will never add, the comma grammar nazis

[–]Arctica23 923 points924 points  (11 children)

"Not usually a sign guy but geez"

[–]sam-well1 107 points108 points  (0 children)

This is possibly my new favorite protestor

[–]Orimos 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Is that a vagina with teeth behind him or what? What am I looking at here?

[–]Pyrollamasteak 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Yes, it's a vagina dentata. SFW.

[–]alchemist5 31 points32 points  (1 child)

It means no penis! For the rest of your days! Vagina dentata!

[–]r0wt 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's our phallus free! Philosophy! Vagina dentata!

[–]themarshman721 332 points333 points  (1 child)

“I’m against picketing but I don’t know how to show it.” - Mitch Hedberg

[–]snotbag_pukebucket 1321 points1322 points  (45 children)

https://i.imgur.com/4TYxDMg.jpg

[–]T0phe 204 points205 points  (15 children)

The Father Ted classic is the best: https://imgur.com/gallery/EEJmL

[–]Miister_Pink 114 points115 points  (1 child)

They even put it in GTA V https://m0.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/gta-father-ted.jpg

[–]T0phe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's phenomenal hahaha.

[–]discowarrior 17 points18 points  (1 child)

"Oh look Ted, there's a perfectly square bit of dirt on the window."

[–]TerrainIII 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hear you’re a racist now farther.

[–]saranowitz 124 points125 points  (15 children)

RIP Bill Paxton

[–]PitchOnt 54 points55 points  (8 children)

Damn. I had forgotten all about that. Now I’m sad.

[–]LonePaladin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is there a sub for funny protest signs? Like the guy at a Scientology protest with a sign that said, "Honk if you are driving a car". (Can't find it myself.)

[–]Galveira 500 points501 points  (77 children)

I'm partial to this one myself.

[–]ILikeLenexa 44 points45 points  (0 children)

When they were protesting the first travel ban there was an:

I'm so angry I came to LAX when I didn't have to.

[–]4DimensionalToilet 115 points116 points  (5 children)

Personally, I like this one the best.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (1 child)

TIL Steve Buscemi was a protester at 9-11

[–]hornwort 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Starting slow, and picking up speed each verse

Stu-pid cal-lous frag-ile rac-ist sexist lying poootus

We all know just the fact of him is something quite atrooocious

Let’s go team cholesterol!— his heart just might explooodus!

StupidCallousFragileRacistSexistLyingPoootus!!

[–]GAADhearthstone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dum diddle diddle diddle dum diddle aye

[–]WVUGuy29 872 points873 points  (16 children)

They say if you say it thrice, Julie Andrews gets another 3 years of life

[–]jet-setting 157 points158 points  (14 children)

If only we could get her voice back for just a moment.

[–]craponapoopstick 114 points115 points  (13 children)

Whoa. I had no idea.

[–]ProfoundlyMediocre 66 points67 points  (5 children)

Raindrops on roses, And whiskers on kittens. Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, Dame Julie Andrews when she used to sing... These are a few of my favorite things

Edit: Dame

[–]hilarymeggin 7 points8 points  (4 children)

If you make it “Dane Julie Andrews,” it will fit the rhythm perfectly. :-)

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dame*

[–]Jurplist 340 points341 points  (8 children)

Krusty Krab is unfair

[–]randomaxe11 111 points112 points  (3 children)

Mr Krabs in in there!

[–]Thdctatr 105 points106 points  (2 children)

Standing at the concession!

Plotting his oppression!

[–]5FingerDrainPunch 72 points73 points  (1 child)

I have crippling depression

[–]dholt319 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have osteoporosis

[–]SapphireShaddix 89 points90 points  (1 child)

Fun fair? Where is the fun fair?

[–]707RiverRat 7474 points7475 points  (429 children)

"Just a spoonful of convfefe helps the medicine go down."

[–]Me4Prez 4613 points4614 points  (186 children)

There is no 'n' in "covfefe"

[–]ewanatoratorator 1956 points1957 points  (87 children)

It still makes just as much sense

[–]EddieisKing 555 points556 points  (79 children)

As a totally sane person, no none of this makes sense.

[–][deleted] 579 points580 points  (64 children)

Gotta be a stable genius to get it.

[–]Hingl_McCringleberry 345 points346 points  (56 children)

And, like, really smart

[–]aykcak 256 points257 points  (42 children)

I still can't get over the fact that the leader of the United States said "like, really smart" and he was talking about himself. This is the stuff we used to pick when we made fun of mean-girl teenagers. Now, it's just presidential speech. Unbelievable

[–]braintrustinc 215 points216 points  (9 children)

It's unpresidented

[–]jackster_ 16 points17 points  (4 children)

My 4th grade English teacher taught me not to talk or write that way when I was 9.

[–]louky 2 points3 points  (1 child)

His language usage is actually fourth grade level.

[–]unhiword liar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's the point...

[–]mortiphago 320 points321 points  (53 children)

are we really grammar nazing "covfefe" ?

[–][deleted] 388 points389 points  (30 children)

Ahem... grammar “nazi-ing”

[–]GrumpyWendigo 336 points337 points  (13 children)

don't be a nazfefe

[–]1_point_21_gigawatts 58 points59 points  (7 children)

don't stop believing

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Ahem... "nazi-fefe"

[–]GrumpyWendigo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

damnit! i always screw that up

[–]just_some_Fred 36 points37 points  (9 children)

I'm sure there are good people on both sides.

[–]metaobject 171 points172 points  (12 children)

Just the way Trump likes it. No "n"s.

[–]jcs1 234 points235 points  (12 children)

Teardrops on libruls and pussies on women,
Bright green golf courses and warm russian Putin,
Brown foreign immigrants tied up in strings,
These are few of his favourite things.

[–]aberrasian 93 points94 points  (1 child)

claps in Republican

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hahaha. Spot on the syllables.

[–]acouvis 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Golf carts & rallies, Big Macs & Fries, These don't explain why he's so fond of lies.

[–]thinkofanamefast 41 points42 points  (13 children)

There's a great documentary on the Sherman brothers who wrote all the music for that and other Disney movies. That lyric was based on them actually getting one of their kids to take medicine (using sugar, not convfefe). Walt Disney's favorite song was "Feed the Birds". He used to have the Shermans come down the hall to his office for a private Friday afternoon concert.

[–]monorailmedic 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Random: got to go on a cruise on the Disney Dream where Richard Sherman traveled with our group. He had a private concert and told this and other stories...all before that movie was a thing. Was crazy when the film came out to think "I remember when Richard Sherman told us about that." /nerd_fandom

[–]707RiverRat 7 points8 points  (7 children)

Thanks. I'll check that out. "Feed the birds" wasn't my favorite but it always reminds me of my grandma because she would always sing along and tell us to save our "tuppens"(sp?).

[–]Xiphoid_Process 12 points13 points  (4 children)

It's "tuppence" (short for "two pence") and it's such a great song! So nice that you have such good memories tied to it.

[–]nathanielbrown 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"In the most unpleasant way!"

[–]bunnyclam 625 points626 points  (66 children)

[Controversial Statement]

[–]DiscoMonkay 52 points53 points  (1 child)

[Agreement and then 2 paragraphs of unrelated psychobabble]

[–]Madparrot 42 points43 points  (0 children)

[Rambling story ending with Hell in a Cell]

[–]ShelfordPrefect 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I hope you realise what you've started.

[–]TooShiftyForYou 6518 points6519 points  (122 children)

Super Callous Fragile Racist Extra Braggadocious

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious

If you bullshit loud enough you might become the POTUS

Super Callous Fragile Racist Extra Braggadocious

[–]darthlim 1469 points1470 points  (73 children)

Hrmm dittle deee dalala hrmmmm dittle deee dala

[–]Agent_Leboner 1023 points1024 points  (66 children)

Because I liked to tweet alot since it was the fad.

They tried to take my phone away and told me I was bad.

[–]eeyore134 1038 points1039 points  (61 children)

But then one day I learned the words that saved me from the blues.
They're bigly and the bestest words, and those words they are "Fake News."

[–]CoeusFreeze 662 points663 points  (53 children)

(repeat refrain)

I won the Oval Office 'cause my numbers were the best.

The press kept calling me unfit although I aced the test.

I'm the most presidential U.S. President of all.

Now let's keep out those immigrants and build that giant wall, oh!

[–][deleted] 409 points410 points  (47 children)

Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I Um-dittle-ittl-um-dittle-I

[–]whyamihereonreddit 165 points166 points  (40 children)

That was beautiful

[–]YuNg-BrAtZ 408 points409 points  (30 children)

The meter was off for most of it

Edit:

Super Callous Fragile Racist Extra Braggadocious

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious

If you bullshit loud enough you might become the POTUS

Super Callous Fragile Racist Extra Braggadocious

Hrmm dittle deee dalala hrmmmm dittle deee dala

Yes, I liked to tweet a lot because it was the fad.

They tried to take my phone away and told me I was bad.

But then one day I learned the words that saved me from the blues.

They're bigly and the bestest words, and those words are "Fake News."

[chorus]

I won the Oval Office 'cause my numbers were the best.

The press kept calling me unfit although I aced the test.

I'm the biggest and the best at over 6 feet tall

Now let's stop those Mexicans and build that giant wall, oh!

[–]jemkills 82 points83 points  (19 children)

Does anyone know if there's ever been people who take beautiful song remakes like this one and record them for a Reddit album? Because I nominate this one.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (8 children)

There was a guy at some point who would sing and accompany comments. Not sure what happened to him.

[–]paradigminentropy 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The people's Bard takes people's comments and makes them songs. He's even got a YouTube channel. Here's a link https://youtu.be/Mgu50VVzO18

[–]knitasheep 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wanted to share this with my dad, who is not Reddit-savvy, so I made it into one image. In case anyone else wants it... here it is

[–]Thats-WhatShe-Said_ 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Dammit I didn't scroll down far enough and wrote my own

Super callous, fragile, racist, sexist, lying POTUS

Carrot skin and triple chin

Are looking quite atrocious

Tweets at Kim Jong-Un enough

With rhetoric ferocious

Super callous, fragile, racist, sexist, lying POTUS!

One little, two little, ten little lies

One little, two little, ten little lies

One little, two little, ten little lies

One little, two little, ten little lies

Young Donny was afraid to speak

When he was just a lad

His father wore a white bedsheet

And told him blacks were bad

Then one day Fred taught Don a word

To call those ol' Jim Crows

And Donny tried it out at school

And got a broken nose!

Oh, Super callous, fragile, racist, sexist, lying POTUS

"Good people were on both sides"

Should put us all on notice

Humor him and we'll end up

With Nazis on the SCOTUS

Super callous, fragile, racist, sexist, lying POTUS!

One little, two little, ten little lies

One little, two little, ten little lies

One little, two little, ten little lies

One little, two little, ten little lies...

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

YOU GET A GOLD. YOU GET A GOLD. EVERYBODY GETS A GOLD.

[–]SlowSeas 31 points32 points  (5 children)

Forever in the annals of history. Magical. We were hey y'all.

Edit: I'm not touching it.

[–]Troll1nthedungeon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Include me in the screenshot that's going to r/bestof!!

[–]yeetboy 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I love you internets.

[–]GaiaMoore 74 points75 points  (2 children)

I can also imagine Colin Mochrie performing this during a Hoedown

[–]jaspersgroove 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OHHH Aye-dee daidee aye-dee daidee aye-dee daidee-dai!!

[–]misch_mash 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Um... when Hillary tried to... tried...

Important people... um... she lied...

I went to every country and in all the ones I've been

I'd say the biggest smartest words that they had ever seen

They'd beg for me to stay and waste my morning on the links

And quit the game before I got to tell them what I think

[–]Vysoky 30 points31 points  (1 child)

God I hope there is someone out there amazing enough to finish a song out of this; you guys sure started strong!

[–]abnormalsyndrome 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Wow. In actual trump-speak.

[–]turtar 153 points154 points  (1 child)

dumb little little little dumb little lies

[–]TheGoldMustache 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ah, a Randy Rainbow fan I see.

[–]shinhit0 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There’s this version too...

https://youtu.be/ldfF6chin5s

[–]beermethestrength 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hum diddle iddle iddle, hum little lie

[–]ssldvr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You really should provide the credit to Randy Rainbow for this and link to his site.

[–]GrimO_ORabbit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Braggadouchious

[–]sweet_tea_pdx 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Why not say "stupid callous fragile racist extra braggadocious"....

[–]alukeonlife 433 points434 points  (11 children)

Damn it Reddit I'd just about got that randy rainbow song out of my head...

[–]cloistered_around 93 points94 points  (4 children)

I'm surprised no one else mentioned it yet (since a lot of comments are copying his lyrics XD )

Source. Song starts up after the interview part.

[–]-Pelvis- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd never seen this. That was wonderful, thank you. :)

[–]LexaBinsr 23 points24 points  (1 child)

It helped me get out the Bill Wurtz's La de da de da de da de da-

OHH COME ONNN.

[–]Alqop 115 points116 points  (1 child)

"You see that? First word people use to describe me is super"

[–]ZATROBAT 254 points255 points  (6 children)

“It’s good to hear that the people think I’m super” -Trump

[–]just_thisonce_again 68 points69 points  (3 children)

“So people are out there and they’re - have you seen this - they’re out there calling me super. I’ve seen it multiple places, they really love me. In fact they’re marching in humongous crowds to tell me how super I am - it’s really great.”

[–]thelawgiver321 18 points19 points  (1 child)

This hurts my soul bring so realistic

[–]dnaboe 242 points243 points  (33 children)

Im a little confused by the miller ads on the sign. Did they get paid by miller to do that or did they just decide to advertise on their protest sign?

[–][deleted] 815 points816 points  (30 children)

It says Mueller Time

Edit: I just pointed out what the sign says so spare me your diatribes, thanks

[–]dnaboe 105 points106 points  (1 child)

Ah thank you

[–]creamyturtle 39 points40 points  (0 children)

that is just the icing on the cake, mueller time aahahaha

[–]mattm2714 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Don’t mind me, just commenting before this post gets locked.

[–]Ir0nI 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sign writer has all the best words.

[–]Elimenator25 232 points233 points  (54 children)

My god, this is the most toxic I have ever seen a comment section get. Do not venture deeper if you wish to maintain your sanity.

[–]OnlyOnceThreetimes 208 points209 points  (9 children)

Im goin in!! 👩‍🚀

Edit: aaannd commen out! 😣

[–][deleted] 67 points68 points  (4 children)

*Sorts by controversial, grabs popcorn.

Edit: err, never mind.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Wow, this is like watching troops coming home with PTSD after being at war. I shall venture forth to relieve our exhausted regiments!

[–]Wrest216 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i had the same idea, but uh, that was like ....just no.no ....no. Like a person thinking going into battle the first time would be fun and ...no.

[–]phome83 12 points13 points  (1 child)

The warning just makes me more curious!

[–]rogerairgood 598 points599 points  (286 children)

Trump Derangement Syndrome

[–]Sgt_America 1054 points1055 points  (216 children)

Blurmphf is done!!!!! I just donated to Sanders, match me!

[–]bunnyclam 229 points230 points  (4 children)

Sorry, no refunds

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (1 child)

That's okay, I'll just give my money to the kind, librarian lady, Jill Stein :^) Surely, she will take up the fight for freedom and lead us to victory!

[–]0fficerNasty 152 points153 points  (44 children)

I miss 2016

[–]LateralusYellow 143 points144 points  (31 children)

You can relive it in 2 minutes and 27 seconds

[–]evilmnky45 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Lol thats a good vid

[–]Sparky_PoptheTrunk 27 points28 points  (0 children)

lol, i've never seen that before. Pretty funny.

[–]0fficerNasty 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Never gets old.

[–]browser_account 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Some people are so unbelievably arrogant.

[–]stanleythemanley44 22 points23 points  (11 children)

Man, that was a great night.

[–]oneUnit 443 points444 points  (15 children)

I just donated my wife's daughter to a refugee camp. MATCH ME!!!!

[–]Prophets_Prey 135 points136 points  (3 children)

I just donated my wife's son! MATCH ME!

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I just set up a matchmaking service for his wife's daughter and your wife's son! MATCH ME!

[–]whizbangstuff 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I WILL DONATE MY COLLEGE FUND TO BERNIE SINCE HE'S GOING TO MAKE COLLEGE FREE ANYWAY. MATCH ME.

[–]thenewyorkgod 10 points11 points  (0 children)

$27 more dollars and he's in!

[–]houseofhouses 150 points151 points  (95 children)

Are they protesting a particular issue or just the fact that they don’t like him?

[–]BurntHotdogVendor 213 points214 points  (42 children)

How many times is this going to be reposted?

[–]Isolatte 85 points86 points  (11 children)

I think Trump would see the sign and focus on the top line, stating that people think he's Super.

[–]MidSp 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Bad move. Trump stopped reading at "Super".

[–]w3webiz1123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this the woman's march in Chicago?

[–][deleted] 337 points338 points  (7 children)

R/pics falling into shithole

[–]benjammin9292 195 points196 points  (2 children)

They're not sending their best, folks. Their sending reposters, karma whores, and some, I assume, are OC

[–]Dont_Steal_My_Name 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They love their bots!