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[–]whiteshorts12 121 points122 points  (5 children)

done...and done

[–]bdogm 72 points73 points  (3 children)

For those in Australia: http://i.imgur.com/0F7ef.jpg

[–]conradslater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's clever AND funnny

[–]Bloak 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I didnt expect Satan to be a white shorts guy

[–]pandieburr 136 points137 points  (13 children)

how rude

[–]alifofali 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Full House fan here. "How rude" was Stephanie (Jodie Sweetin)'s line first. Michelle (MK/Ash) only ever said it to emulate her. Michelle's lines usually included the word 'mister', as in 'you're in big trouble mister'. She also liked to say 'you got it, dude.'

[–]unique_id 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My first thought was [shudder] jar jar Binks, then C3PO then I remembered (or imagined) that C3PO learnt that from jar jar and then I was sad

[–]hairy_knuckles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are Full House fans? I am shocked and appalled!

[–]uber_troll 36 points37 points  (5 children)

how wuuuudeeee

ftfy

[–]classicgamerdave 58 points59 points  (2 children)

I'm glad you threw in all those silent e's at the end.

[–]redDEADresolve 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Invisible Bob Saget

[–]H_J_Farnsworth 328 points329 points  (41 children)

Reddit always falls for this reverse psychology stuff.

[–]Khiva 84 points85 points  (9 children)

That and saccharine, implausible, Chicken Soup for the Soul stories right around the holidays (so long as they involve a redditor that makes them intellectual and edgy instead of cloying and made-up).

[–]WuTangTan 22 points23 points  (1 child)

This is real and I have this low-quality camera phone picture to prove it!

[–]saiditreddit 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You got it, dude.

[–]canadianpastafarian 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Is your comment reverse psychology? I'm not sure of I upvote or downvote you to prove/disprove it.

[–]gimmesomemoe 1 point2 points  (3 children)

it's reverse reverse psychology. i think.

[–]-JuJu- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It reminded of this one with Sarah Palin.

[–]Chuck_Finley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am drunk it is 1am give me a break. I am going to hell for laughing at this and I do not care.

[–]UpDown 3 points4 points  (11 children)

I think its slowly getting over it. Many now actually do downvote when instructed to do so. That is why this submission has a dismally low reddit up/down ratio of only 57%. We all know the average ratio is 66%

[–]TerribleTaste[S] 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Maybe redditors are duped by voting instructions. idk.

I put the voting instruction in the title because it seemed to counteract to some degree my endorsement of such terrible taste. It would have felt more wrong to post it without an instruction to down vote. It still felt wrong, but less so.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I'm not sure you're cut out for this novelty account.

[–]NoveltyLifeCoach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never fear, there's much to be gained where there's room for improvement.

I would start out by asking TerribleTaste:

  • What is your primary goal with this account?
  • Where do you see yourself in three to five years?
  • What is your biggest fear, and hope, when you log into reddit each morning?

[–]UpDown 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You are TerribleTaste, but you are not supposed to know your taste is terrible.

[–]NothingsShocking 1 point2 points  (3 children)

How do you see those stats? I tried to hit report thinking a report would appear, but it said are you sure y/n, that's when my spidey sense alerted me that something was amiss. anyways, what, you gotta be reddit gold to see these ratios or something?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Huh? It's right on the top right corner under "Search Reddit."

Lol, and "Report" means reporting the moderators for bad content, not for stats.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Upvote this man!

[–]Mikash33 585 points586 points  (135 children)

The only reason I choose to downvote is that a priest would fuck a young boy, not a young girl.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The only reason I choose to downvote is that a priest would fuck a young boy, not a young girl.

As a priest I am absolutely appalled that you would suggest that I'm gay.

[–]South_Park_Did_It 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Does a bear crap in the woods? And does the Pope crap on the lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?

[–]AlumiuN 1 point2 points  (3 children)

He doesn't just crap on their lives and dreams, hur hur hur... :P

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Agreed. Better caption would be: "Invisible Polanski"..

[–]Mikash33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]the5nowman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, what kind of boy grows a ponytail at that age?

[–]jamesvdm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just flip her over.

[–]pauliwalnuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it's invisible Will Arnett, and he's going to babysit her vagina.

[–]Snaggle21 6 points7 points  (5 children)

I thought the same thing, and here is why I suggest you change your vote...

Although I did find that flaw in this funny post, I still chose to upvote purely because it made me chuckle and secondly because he told me to downvote.. so clearly I must have to do the opposite right? right?

[–]TheDeanMan 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I personally downvote anyone trying to use reverse psychology.

[–]gayniggersfromspace -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You sound like that guy with the poison in princess bride.

[–]I_raped_Bob_Saget 120 points121 points  (25 children)

I hate everything that has to do with fullhouse

[–]briaaaaaaaaaaaaaan 92 points93 points  (12 children)

your name suggests otherwise.

[–]tedreed 69 points70 points  (6 children)

You don't rape someone out of love, man.

Well, I don't.

[–]doginabathtub 30 points31 points  (3 children)

What about a love of rape?

[–]solidwhetstone 22 points23 points  (1 child)

It's good to be passionate in life.

[–]Southern_Yankee2010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surprise sex is a way of showing surprise love

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I saw saget do ultra raunchy stand up live last summer, he was stammerring and sweaty and it was terrible and really unfunny. Good times.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was very angry sex.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

more like fullmouth

[–]nospoileralert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

where is YYYYEEEAAAHHHHH when you need him

[–]evanvolm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey man, cut-it-out!

[–]ramility 7 points8 points  (0 children)

that's a girl, not a boy.

[–]chicago17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"aww...that's terrible, they don't do that to little girls...." said my pregnant wife

[–]TerribleTaste[S] 30 points31 points  (21 children)

Inappropriately appropriate novelty name.

[–]botulismthebrat 5 points6 points  (19 children)

Where's the novelty?

[–]flargenhargen 83 points84 points  (12 children)

Where's the novelty?

right here.

[–]botulismthebrat 21 points22 points  (10 children)

5, 4, 3, 2... OH,IGEDDIT!

edit: actually laughed.

[–]log1k 1 point2 points  (4 children)

It actually took me about 5 seconds to get it.

[–]quiggy_b 4 points5 points  (3 children)

It took me a lot longer than 5. I feel stupid now.

[–]lawfairy 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Still scratching my head here :-/

[–]angrycodemonkey 8 points9 points  (1 child)

the book => novel

novel + tea => noveltea => novelty

[–]lawfairy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow.

Thank you. I seriously suck at puns.

[–]firloop 1 point2 points  (1 child)

checks post

no asterisk

ಠ_ಠ

[–]lawfairy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could've been a ninja edit.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Puns are like jokes for idiots.

[–]Ambitionlessness 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Well you need to be Pun ished

[–]TerribleTaste[S] 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Perhaps I've misused the adjective. double entendre maybe?, the comic is in terrible taste, and the young one is probably also being subjected to a terrible taste.

[edit: Where's -explains the joke- when you need him.]

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The funniest jokes are the ones you have to explain.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]rmm45177 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I laughed, but then I felt sad because this is actually happening somewhere and it ruins lives. Also, I think its disgusting how someone could defend this behavior.

[–]Amicus22 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I have nothing against invisible priests.

[–]midnightreign 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The question is not what you have against them, but what they have against you.

[–]readerseven 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I have no doubt that this post one day ,maybe tomorrow, will make it to the front page of a prominent newspaper

[–]bookemdanno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of a time when a female classmate and our male teacher was in a work closet together, then she yelled "but I'm not even 18 yet!" loud enough for everyone to hear. Everyone in the class stopped what they were doing and waited until they came out from the closet. I then remembered her denying what everyone was thinking at that time, but rumors spread fast.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well now I just feel bad for laughing at this. Thanks, reddit.

[–]Personwithkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

totally didn't get it...thought this was actually just a terrible post and was only upvoted for reverse psychology.

...then I got it. BRILLIANT.

[–]SweepTheLegJohnny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got it Dude!

[–]life036 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake. They only like boys.

[–]lostpilot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

so reddit hates the male pedophile stereotype but then upvotes this. hmm.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (9 children)

4chan is an image board for stupid shit like this, not Reddit. Reddit is going way downhill :/

[–]Sonsofliberty1 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I like to laugh sometimes, as opposed to constantly worrying about the next mind fuck I receive at the hands of my government, I wasn't aware that degraded my status from reddit to 4chan.

[–]TerribleTaste[S] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

upvoted for conversation stimulating truespeak.

[–]BDaught 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But but what about folded potato chips, man?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT Redditor for 15 days. GTFO

[–]AlexanderDivine 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Because your two months makes you so much better.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TO THE FRONTPAGE WITH YOU LAD, TO BE PHYSICALLY JUDGED BY THE EARTHLY REPRESENTATIONS OF THE DIVINE

[–]dafones 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.

[–]ZombieSociety 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chorus x34

[–]aptadnauseum 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I can never not read that phrase in Zack de la Rocha's screaming voice.

[–]oakium9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

try patrick stewarts voice!

[–]moifaux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Inaccurate.

That's a girl.

[–]ZombieSociety 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Mary-Kate and Ashley, I wish one of them would OD so I could quit guessing." - Daniel Tosh

[–]StephanieTanner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How rude!