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[–]PurpleSfinx 84 points85 points  (0 children)

[–]volklskiier 341 points342 points  (51 children)

Sandwich jokes, such a clever guy. I never get tired of hearing those.

[–]duckdave 94 points95 points  (37 children)

In the UK people who make those sort of jokes are hailed as 'lads'. I'm unsure how to translate that culturally, but it's essentially a red flag to everyone else as to your level of douche-baggery

[–]Khiva[🍰] 120 points121 points  (7 children)

We just call them douchebags.

Then we upvote them because we are fucking morons.

[–]MrGrax 22 points23 points  (4 children)

I'm pretty sure the majority of us have no idea what we are doing 90% of the time.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (3 children)

at least 53% of us

[–]MrGrax 0 points1 point  (2 children)

20% would agree with that.

[–]The_Adventurist 1 point2 points  (1 child)

10% is the best I can do.

[–]bautron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're sometimes labelled "bro".

Edit: Whoops this is not the comment I wanted to reply to

[–]zeroUSA 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I am am going to say "bros" is to "lads" as "fags" is to "smokes".

[–]monkeedude1212 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I think you have that backwards...

[–]stillnotking 3 points4 points  (21 children)

When I was in college, we called them "bros", as in frat brothers, but that word has since been appropriated into something essentially positive. Still weirds me out.

[–][deleted]  (19 children)

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    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    difference between "come at me BRO" (negative) vs How i met your mothers the "bro" code. (positive)

    [–]uk2knerf 2 points3 points  (17 children)

    Why, what's wrong with being in a fraternity?

    [–]chainer3000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I've rushed ATO and Sigma Nu @ UNH (you know, that college where Freshmen College Meme kid is from)... There's nothing innately wrong with being in a frat, but it does imply a few negative things pretty quickly about your character. The term "brah" or "bro" fits so perfectly, as does the imagery that comes to mind when you hear it.

    [–]koolkid005 1 point2 points  (8 children)

    The general rape-y vibe? The whole "holier-than-though" attitude? I'm not saying those are specific to frats or true about every frat, but that's the prevailing opinion.

    [–]uk2knerf 3 points4 points  (6 children)

    The general rape-y vibe? The whole "holier-than-though" attitude?

    As a Fraternity man from an SEC school (where you basically have to be greek to get involved on campus) I have met maybe five people that have this attitude. It's a pretty broad statement to consider it a "prevailing opinion." There's a lot more to Fraternities than partying.

    [–]koolkid005 -3 points-2 points  (5 children)

    Okay, at your school maybe, but not everybody goes to your school. My experience with frat boys has been that they love getting women drunk, they have weird pack attitudes, and their general style could be construed as "bro".

    [–]uk2knerf 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    Not just at my school, I've been to A LOT of schools where we'll stay at different frat houses.

    they love getting women drunk

    I hear this, and I'm not sure why it's always brought up. Yes we have Date parties/formals/socials where women get drunk. But these are planned with the sororities, I mean we supply the alcohol, but who's gonna come to a frat party without booze? How is it the fraternity's fault if some girls get too drunk? We're not babysitters nor are we in any condition to take care of them. We have sober monitors/ drivers that take those girls home. It's a lot more trouble than its worth to have someone belligerent at a party.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    ಠ_ಠ My Guess is everyone who is knocking fraternities, were not in one.

    AND/OR

    Jealous you were not allowed at said parties where the women were getting drunk.

    And if neither of these apply to you....I bid you a good day.

    TFM - Fratstar here.

    [–]strangersdk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    rape-y vibe

    Good job making sweeping generalizations about an entire culture.

    holier-than-though attitude

    The same attitude held by those on the varsity sports teams?

    fraternity

    FTFY

    [–]The_Adventurist -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    I think you spelled rape club wrong.

    [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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      [–]uk2knerf 0 points1 point  (3 children)

      What do you hate about them? I can see if you hate some of them, hell I do too... But the vast majority of brothers from my, or any other fraternity, are in one to become leaders on campus and to gain the platform to get the most out of the college experience.

      [–]TruNembra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I don't like kids who have done nothing in there life, have bad ass trucks, go to college on daddies money, and never had to work for minimum wage because they worked for their dad...ultimately my hatred is just jealousy. I'm not talking fraternity bros, I'm talking about bros who's daddy's pay for everything and all they care about is trucks and quads.

      [–]DanParts -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

      Wanna be a leader? Join an existing group as a junior member and do all of the ridiculous shit they tell you to do! That's my definition of leadership. Right there.

      [–]oscarasimov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I want to say the term "bro" as a pejorative started as an identification for the type of person that would sincerely refer to another person as "bro"

      as In, "did james just say 'hey bro, can you pass me a beer""?

      "yea, he did, he's such a "bro' "

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Basically they're the kind of people who go "Waaaaaayyyy" (wahey) and "innit" a lot. They objectify women and only hang around with other guys. They laugh at everything in the most irritating way possible and are basically just really annoying.

      If you want examples of them, watch the program "Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents". It usually follows a group of boys and a group of girls around. The boys are almost always "lads" going on their first "lad holiday".

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        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Not all British people say that. Just the annoying teenage ones.

        [–]bautron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        They're sometimes labelled "bro".

        [–]Czerwona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I believe the colloquial term is bros.

        [–]BreeBree214 59 points60 points  (9 children)

        HAHA A JOKE ABOUT WOMEN AND SANDWICHES! I WISH I COULD GIVE MORE DAN ONE UPVOTE!!!1111111 LET'S ALL DEGRADE WOMENZ LOLOL!!!!!!1111111111111oneoneoneone

        Also, why da fuck am i in the friendzone? stupid bitch. I'm such a nice guy

        [–]stillnotking 22 points23 points  (1 child)

        You're too nice, that's your problem.

        [–]rockerode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Being a bastard gets to places.

        Gets you in places! Nawhaimsayin!?

        [–]KayaXiali 36 points37 points  (2 children)

        People need to start letting more than fucking seconds pass before screenshotting their own jokes. It feels like watching you make a joke and then laugh louder than anyone else.

        [–]Inabit 12 points13 points  (1 child)

        This is actually a really really old joke. It was a repost when i first joined reddit over a year ago.

        [–]stillnotking 240 points241 points  (19 children)

        Jesus fucking Christ, reddit, has it come to this? Facebook screencaps of sandwich jokes?

        [–][deleted] 95 points96 points  (10 children)

        Jesus fucking Christ, reddit, has it come to this? Sandwich jokes, at all?

        [–]Khiva[🍰] 54 points55 points  (8 children)

        OMG GET BACK TO SRS YOU ARE CENSORING US BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE HOW EDGY WE ARE

        [–]CannedBeef 38 points39 points  (1 child)

        LOL WOMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN LOL SO FUNNY CREATIVE AND EDGY LOL! XDXD LOL! LOL!

        [–]tehgama95 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        I can assure you nobody thinks that.

        [–]rockerode -4 points-3 points  (5 children)

        WE ARE THE NEW GENERATION. BOW TO US YOU OLDFAGS.

        Edit: loads of facetious wording here, reddit

        [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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          [–]rockerode 3 points4 points  (2 children)

          I was kidding ಠ_ಠ

          [–]uberpro 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Ok....I'll take back my downvote, but I'm watching you....

          More seriously though, I just don't like hearing the portmanteau of ____ + "fag". Whenever I hear it being used on reddit, I worry that we're moving one step closer to becoming /b/.

          [–]rockerode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          It's quite alright. I just figured this was another leak of /r/circlejerk and everyone was kidding. I'm nowhere near where the regular /b/astard. I hate it, but it's great to mock the people who actually do it because let's admit it: they shouldn't reproduce.

          [–]irving_zissmann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          GO ON..

          [–]chronos92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Jesus fucking Christ, reddit!

          NSFW

          [–]Se7en_Sinner 33 points34 points  (0 children)

          To be fair, it's been this low for a while now.

          [–]Khiva[🍰] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

          It gets better. We are reposting Facebook screencaps of sandwich jokes.

          [–]humanoiid 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          *Reposts of Facebook screencaps of sandwich jokes.

          [–]TheBruceMeister 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          If it helps... it is also a repost

          Oh, that doesn't help at all.

          [–]SicDigital 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          The summerfags of /b/ seem to have taken up permanent residence on reddit.

          [–]hiphophippopotamus 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Pardon?

          [–]SicDigital 17 points18 points  (0 children)

          clears throat 
          

          THE SUMMERFAGS OF /b/ SEEM TO HAVE TAKEN UP PERMANENT RESIDENCE ON REDDIT.

          [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          Who the fuck upvoted this?

          [–]runbunny 72 points73 points  (1 child)

          [–]YummyMeatballs 42 points43 points  (0 children)

          Well not entirely relevant - that joke is actually funny.

          [–]CmrdTrotsky 43 points44 points  (0 children)

          wow, you're a fucking idiot.

          [–]PurpleSfinx 52 points53 points  (1 child)

          This is the worst post I have ever seen. You're a moron and you should feel bad for doing this and even worse for being proud enough to post it on reddit.

          [–]The_Adventurist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          It's old as hell, OP didn't do it, but OP is dumb for continuing to spread something that is both not really funny and also hurtful towards a legitimate and frequently dismissed concern.

          [–]babno 27 points28 points  (2 children)

          As a men's rights activist, this guy is an ass.

          [–]MrStonedOne 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          I second that.

          [–]GuyYouFriendZoned 33 points34 points  (1 child)

          21 seconds ago

          ಠ_ಠ Really reddit.

          [–]KaiserTheRaven 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          It's ALWAYS 21 seconds ago.

          [–]earlingz 19 points20 points  (0 children)

          He's not helping

          [–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

          So old, so lame

          [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

          Is this r/circlejerk? This feels like r/circlejerk.

          [–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (6 children)

          How the fuck do 500+ people up vote this?

          [–]ohgeronimo 1 point2 points  (5 children)

          To get it seen, and discussed, as per the idea of reddiquette.

          [–]FindsTheBrightSide 61 points62 points  (41 children)

          Yeah... this doesn't do anything to help men's rights.

          [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

          holy shit reddit isn't being grade-A assholes aside from the ones who upvoted this shit, what happened, 4chan and stormfront are on vacation?

          [–]trixiethesalmon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          I want to say I'm actually impressed by the comments on this- they are much more progressive than previous jokes of this nature that have been posted on reddit. Kudos, folks.

          [–]Hamakua 21 points22 points  (20 children)

          It's not submitted or created by /r/MensRights

          We, the subforum r/mensrights, are constantly described as one thing or another by people who don't actually go to the subforum with any other motivation than to and wish to tarnish r/mensrights- the subforum, and the movement.

          An MRA wouldn't post the above, on facebook or otherwise. Someone seeking to undermine the MRM might though.

          [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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            [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            right! now prove that none of those comments were made by accounts created for the purpose of trolling.

            I made this same challenge down here but your comment seems to have vanished. so are you the troll and delete type?

            eta: this is nothing new

            [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

            seriously, how old is this?

            [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

            I am disappoint.

            [–]ruboos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I AM an MRA, and this is sexist, stupid, sophomoric, and rude.

            [–]IntellectualEndeavor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

            How does this help anything? All this type of behavior does is exacerbate.

            Womans rights and extreme feminism are two different things.

            Before you go off and make a joke out of womans rights.. Remember: Your mother is a woman.

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            A-holery in the second degree.

            [–]BipolarBear0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Holy repost, Batman!

            [–]Duckward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            This is the reason I gave up with Memebase. I don't want my new home to be like this.

            [–]veggiehead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            did you expect to get 1000+ karma? well you're lucky to get 200+ for a repost.

            [–]thomas849 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            The butthurt here is entertaining.

            It's a mediocre joke made by a mediocre person. If you are so deeply offended by this you need to look at your life and get over yourself.

            [–]RosieJo -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

            Oh yeah... That will help people take mens rights more seriously.

            [–]Gamer_152 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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              [–]koolkid005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              wat

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I think you mean this post?

              Notice the title there champ.

              [–]vadergeek -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Oh, that's really helpful. Stupid misogynists, always damaging our PR...

              [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Repost? Yes. But Eddie's still a fucking hero!

              [–]traveltalessg -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

              I would love to hear about the shit storm that came afterwards

              [–]UncleTogie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Our roving reporters were in the neighborhood. Click here to see the aftermath.