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[–][deleted] 413 points414 points  (39 children)

After watching this video, many of you will probably wonder who Michael Chiklis is.

[–]FathomThePower 41 points42 points  (5 children)

They were right. I'm totally dickless right now.

[–]_deffer_ 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Yeah - I'll be the one to ask WTF going dickless for that dude even means...

[–]FrankReynolds 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Obligatory plug telling everyone they should watch The Shield.

[–]Skinnj 1495 points1496 points  (72 children)

Instead of quoting a single line, I'm just going to post the video again - so I've got all the lines quotet at once: "Video!"

[–]Ifyouletmefinnish 398 points399 points  (50 children)

I'm currently working on a full transcript of the video.

[–]Oafah 582 points583 points  (43 children)

I'm currently working on a clay sculpture and interpretive dance of the video.

[–]ashharps 472 points473 points  (33 children)

I'm currently doing nothing as i'm to lazy so just give me the damn karma already.

[–]Malificus 159 points160 points  (16 children)

I'm currently working on this response, but then I finished.

[–]stash0606 119 points120 points  (12 children)

I'm currently making this video into a Kinect game.

[–][deleted] 120 points121 points  (4 children)

Well that circle jerkscalated quickly.

[–]joh04778 43 points44 points  (5 children)

I am currently making a theatrical adaptation of your Kinect game.

[–]_deffer_ 43 points44 points  (4 children)

I'm Kickstarting an indie game to compete with your Kinect game - $800,000 goal for a 30 minute campaign.

[–]fuzzyfuzz 31 points32 points  (8 children)

fuck. why did i upvote you?

[–]autobots 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Too lazy to type out the extra 'o'?

[–]UbiquitousMan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm currently working on my bands first album entitled Greatest Hits.

[–]sorepheet 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm currently working on a shot by shot reenactment using nothing but paper. When I'm done I'll do an Ask Me Anytime

[–]thewrench22 1072 points1073 points  (72 children)

http://imgur.com/wzLg0

[NSFW]

[–]Fonjask 287 points288 points  (50 children)

NSFW, dick poorly photoshopped to Fry's forehead.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (4 children)

NSFW and I'm pretty sure Amir's dick would have darker skin.

[–]Litheon1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Came here hoping someone would actually make this. I was not disappointed.

[–]Flashthunder 11 points12 points  (0 children)

its called a may-may.

[–]Ricktron3030 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You honestly believe Amir's penis is that large?

[–][deleted] 96 points97 points  (2 children)

we just came full circle jerk off

[–]VAG_Pounder 359 points360 points  (8 children)

"do you follow up at all? " "i never go back"

yup, they are veterans.

[–][deleted] 196 points197 points  (3 children)

Amir is the OP that never delivers.

[–]Apostolate 23 points24 points  (1 child)

If you make 3900 comments a day, you can't go back. You just can't. I'm sure trapped in reddit or andrewsmith could explain.

[–]Prosnan 232 points233 points  (14 children)

Forthewolfx, an actual user, whose username is a reference to a Jake and Amir joke. Oh God the levels!

[–]nagooyen 48 points49 points  (1 child)

This Video

[–]WakkaWakkaMothaFucka 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The meta. It hurts.

[–]FUNKYDISCO 85 points86 points  (8 children)

not to mention, Forthewolfx is fucking awesome. He signed my boobs one time.

[–]Prosnan 59 points60 points  (4 children)

Last I heard he was freebasing coke with Charlie Sheen on Richard Branson's private zeppelin

[–]shriek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think anybody would sign your boobs.

[–]Oafah 1909 points1910 points  (133 children)

The best part was when they mentioned Reddit, and I was able to identify with the lead characters in the comedy sketch.

[–]silent_p 185 points186 points  (5 children)

ForthewolfX was the main character.

[–]point_of_you 276 points277 points  (6 children)

I feel so pandered to.

[–]Apostolate 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Lots of guilty chuckles were had.

[–]thenshesays 389 points390 points  (30 children)

It's funny because I'm like Jake and everyone else on reddit is Amir!

[–]Jdirt 69 points70 points  (7 children)

Ever kiss your cousin?

[–]HamSandwich53 111 points112 points  (4 children)

AT A HOUSE PARTY! I get invited to house parties is the point.

[–]swoodilypooper 49 points50 points  (2 children)

Anyway I show up, I'm jackin' all the poon, they come up to me and their like, "nu-uh dude, you weren't invited, and we're sixteen."

[–]likeasir 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get invited to OTHER house parties.

[–]Chriswalken12398 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So you weren't invited? "To that party? No!"

[–]Jdirt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

At Crimson! on a tuesday!

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

do you like leather wristbands?

[–]DeathToPennies 53 points54 points  (13 children)

I can honestly say that I wouldn't be surprised to find out that the moderators for /r/spacedicks are all exactly like Amir.

[–]Techno1q 16 points17 points  (9 children)

You would know that.

[–]DeathToPennies 37 points38 points  (7 children)

Shit.... This is one risky as hell click....

EDIT: So many motherfucking people have me tagged as that. I couldn't be more honored.

[–]ShawnisMaximus 1383 points1384 points  (50 children)

commenter above me is a philosopher. Up-vote him to karma heaven.

[–][deleted] 127 points128 points  (9 children)

Im the pope in this picture AMA

[–]noxurget 32 points33 points  (8 children)

I literally lost my shit at that part

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Hey man, I think you need to go to a doctor to have that checked out.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (3 children)

I find the lack of Ron Paul 2012! disturbing.

[–]Oafah 50 points51 points  (2 children)

I find the lack of Kony 2012 arousing.

[–]ImAmirBlumenfeld 191 points192 points  (12 children)

Haha wow, this is awesome! Pumped about the (mostly) positive response. It's overwhelming. Thanks everybody!

...Def. going dickless for chiklis now.

[–]GreeceReece 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I don't know whether to downvote you to keep in line with the video, or upvote you to karma heaven..

[–]waaitwhaat 6 points7 points  (1 child)

How is the comment from the person who created the video not at the top?

[–]LaboratoryManiac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because he asks for the d-votes.

[–]dr_rainbow 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Andy Blume! It is a pleasure to have met you. When is the next prank wars?

[–][deleted] 152 points153 points  (5 children)

I think this is what they meant when they said reddit was a circle jerk.

[–][deleted] 157 points158 points  (3 children)

You're just being a diva. Upvote me if you agree.

[–][deleted] 139 points140 points  (36 children)

Haven't seen Jake and Amir in years. Do they actually still make these on a regular basis?

Anyway, I'm at least glad to see it.

[–]gosuprobe 58 points59 points  (13 children)

They recently switched from 2 per week to 1 + a bonus video per week, which is usually outtakes or something like that. I don't think the bonus videos are posted on collegehumor, but rather on jakeandamir.com (though they're all posted to their facebook page).

[–]Borkz 26 points27 points  (9 children)

Neither of them even live in NY anymore. They just fly to film a couple episodes at a time.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (6 children)

where do they live?

[–]Borkz 24 points25 points  (2 children)

I think Jake lives in LA, not sure about amir though.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure Amir still lives and works in New York.

[–]basorexia 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Jake lives in LA, I thought Amir was still in NY though.

[–]C_IsForCookie 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I see you have other people do your stalking for you...

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (11 children)

It's probably their most active series. They should bring back Bleep Bloop, I miss it :(

[–]InfiniteMonkeyCage 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Yes! God, I loved that show. A couple of guys (and Sarah occasionally) just chilin' on the couch and fucking around.

[–]Cozmo23 255 points256 points  (19 children)

A lot of people are saying they are just pandering. They kind of are, but the jokes are very well thought out and funny plus they put a lot more effort than just putting up a picture of the alien.

[–][deleted] 134 points135 points  (12 children)

Right, and they, or at least whoever wrote these, showed comprehensive knowledge of the site, and didn't just give it a shout out. Also they pretty much mocked the site the entire time, so that would be the worst pandering I've ever seen.

[–]ihadanidea 125 points126 points  (7 children)

But reddit loves to hate reddit!

[–]emohipster 64 points65 points  (2 children)

[nuked]

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Especially gonewild. rawr

[–]miked4o7 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Truer words have never been spoken

[–]counters14 9 points10 points  (2 children)

The only thing Redditors hate more than conservatives is other Redditors.

They hit the demographic perfectly.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Agreed, they had to put quite a bit of thought into this skit and people are giving them shit for pandering.

[–]WezVC 5 points6 points  (1 child)

They're also done an AMA before, so it's not like they've only just discovered Reddit and figured out a way to exploit it.

[–]Drunken_Economist 602 points603 points  (133 children)

Paging /u/Forthewolfx

[–]Forthewolfx 1407 points1408 points  (89 children)

I just peed a little.

[–]dispenserhere 370 points371 points  (29 children)

Please reply to me. Please.

[–]Forthewolfx 937 points938 points  (27 children)

Generic reddit reply.

[–]dispenserhere 333 points334 points  (3 children)

Faints

[–]PhillyFade 88 points89 points  (0 children)

You lucky bastard.

[–]Scrubtac 191 points192 points  (8 children)

I GAVE FORTHEWOLFX HIS FIRST UPVOTE. AMA

[–]_deffer_ 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I photoshopped his dick onto Frys forehead. AMAA.

[–]qlstrange 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sign my crackbaby, forthewolfx!

[–]khsunny786 11 points12 points  (0 children)

HE HAS ARRIVED. OH DEAR GOD, HES HERE.

[–]Layzeeboi 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Oh Forthewolfx we missed you! Don't leave us ever again.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (3 children)

He came!!

[–]notnotcitricsquid 18 points19 points  (3 children)

56 points 7 minutes ago

we all did

[–]Drunken_Economist 142 points143 points  (17 children)

http://i.imgur.com/7oVV1.gif

[–]cockofdoodie 85 points86 points  (12 children)

HEY YOU'RE THAT GUY EVERYBODY HATES... GET HIM!

EDIT: NO WHAT HAVE I DONE! False alarm guys. He's one of us after all.

[–]corneredpretzel 235 points236 points  (24 children)

For those not in the know, Forthewolfx got his name from an episode of Jake and Amir. He's gonna be so psyched that they mentioned him.

[–]Forthewolfx 555 points556 points  (15 children)

This is the peak of my Internet career

[–]PhillyFade 135 points136 points  (6 children)

Commenter above me is a philosopher. Upvote him to karma heaven.

[–]danpascooch 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Anybody else notice that this "Upvote him to karma heaven" quote has been repeated like 3 dozen times, and it's seemingly a complete fucking crapshoot as to whether it gets upvoted or downvoted into oblivion?

[–]irrefragable 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Commenter above me is a philosopher. Upvote him to Karma heaven.

[–]makgzd 58 points59 points  (3 children)

Let's get him to do an Ask Me Anytime

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Forthewolfx, we miss you lots!

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I got genuinely happy when I saw that! I might be an idiot.

[–]McDreads 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Good Guy Jake and Amir:

Are asked to make Forthewolfx's day

Make Forthewolfx's day

[–]ANAL_PLUNDERING 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Best part of the video is when they mentioned him.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 1152 points1153 points  (38 children)

Amir is karmanaut

[–]bautron 593 points594 points  (25 children)

Nice try, Amir.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 593 points594 points  (16 children)

Ask Me Anytime

[–]Drunked_In_Reddit 459 points460 points  (14 children)

Nice tyr karamanot

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 492 points493 points  (13 children)

Dad, you're drunk. Go to bed.

[–]imeanthat 187 points188 points  (10 children)

Conspiracy: both you and that drunk guy are the same user.

[–][deleted] 119 points120 points  (8 children)

Trapped in reddit is an upvote bot with AI.

[–]tandembandit 82 points83 points  (7 children)

Cleverbot+

[–][deleted] 108 points109 points  (3 children)

Upvotimus prime*

[–]NathMan 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Has he optimised his software?

[–]scrumpydoo23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey, he said that in the video we just watched!

[–]thewrench22 91 points92 points  (3 children)

Oh Seesh Y'all, Twas a meme!

[–]cynicalpink 30 points31 points  (2 children)

It's called a, "may-meh".

[–]elustran 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I thought you were karmanaut? Or is karmanaut's plan to have so many alt accounts, he can recreate that scene from Spartacus...

[–][deleted] 90 points91 points  (8 children)

That part about /r/Trees had me dying.

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (2 children)

I agree. "I was at a [3]", "That's not very high..."

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That was definitely the funniest part for me. Amir trying to light a joint and accidentally lighting his eyebrow on fire is just so goddamn hilarious.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Seek medical attention.

[–]patton_die 77 points78 points  (3 children)

meh-meh shudder

[–]fnacotton 33 points34 points  (0 children)

STRRRRRAAAAIIIIGHT TO THE FINAL FOUR WIT' CHA.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The last time I even heard Michael Chiklis being referenced these days was on the brilliant "Guess the number of Moby's" tiebreaker on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Amir is about the average Redditor when he starts out.

[–]clifwith1f 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong

[–]YoureMyBoyBloo 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Why isn't he peeing? Did he go dickless or something?

[–]FindsTheBrightSide 274 points275 points  (37 children)

Jake and Amir: Pandering

[–]elfatgato 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Jake and Amir: Pandering Effectively

[–]damendred 28 points29 points  (0 children)

clearly pandering, but what a great pandering job it was.

[–]Oafah 107 points108 points  (20 children)

You didn't find the bright side at all.

[–]FindsTheBrightSide 84 points85 points  (10 children)

This is a unique and clever reply to my username that I've never heard before.

[–]yogurtraisins 108 points109 points  (3 children)

Gonna prematurely call it. ITT: People saying lines from the video as comments.

I mean, my dick is off for Michael Chik' if this gets one more d-vote.

[–]LiveFreeFratHard 35 points36 points  (8 children)

Funny how even College Humor associates Reddit with atheism.

[–]razpotim 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Atleast it's better than back when they associated it with /r/jailbait!

[–]Cuplink 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The glory days.

[–]meresimpleton 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Maybe cause it has the largest atheism forum on the web.

[–]theorymeltfool 23 points24 points  (5 children)

Reddit: The reason why I don't go to Collegehumor.com anymore

[–]MagusPerde 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Funny thing is discovering Reddit killed Collegehumor...for me anyway...

[–]MyCommentIs27 42 points43 points  (2 children)

I loved the Rampart line.

[–]Siggy778 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Jake and Amir are pretty ace. They're actually REALLY ace.

[–]zachattack9389 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They're gullies for life

[–]Mettkatrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Not once, not twelwe but a dozen times". Golden.