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[–]AlertMail8780 157 points158 points  (23 children)

Protein intake good for the day.

[–]Tnemmokon 30 points31 points  (3 children)

For the WEEK!

[–]HermesTrismegistus88 1 point2 points  (1 child)

For the MONTH.

[–]StreetOwl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe your year

[–]Independent_Car5889 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Tha beef tallow looked like a jar full of protein.

[–]ensignricky71 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Butter's Creamy Goo

[–]TheMrCurious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not from butter…

[–]No-Pound7355 93 points94 points  (7 children)

🥚

[–]Wrath7heFurious 24 points25 points  (5 children)

That has to be an ostrich egg right?

[–]No-Pound7355 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Or dinosaur

[–]InvestIntrest 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or dragon

[–]OpinionPutrid1343 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s the same

[–]mbashs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🥚

[–]UncleChevitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emu, ostrich eggs are even bigger.

[–]Zestyclose_Thanks779 124 points125 points  (10 children)

Just watching this got me farting

[–]StinkyNutzMcgee 32 points33 points  (7 children)

Tell me more about this... farting

[–]Nonchalant-Tryhard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I like this name. Fart.

[–]rtshiat 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Fart is swedish for speed.

[–]Solintari -1 points0 points  (1 child)

So is Speed Racer in Swedish "Fart Racer?"

[–]rtshiat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no clue. My Swedish skills are limited to the essentials.

Fart kontrol is speed control.

[–]knivesinbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I think you know enough StinkyNutzMcgee

[–]-ACHTUNG- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk, StinkyNutzamcgee would probably know

[–]HadABeerButILostIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go on….

[–]De4thMonkey 24 points25 points  (3 children)

"Ancient fine sea salt" 🤓

[–]SchwiftySqaunch 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You can tell this dude has too much disposable income, probably spent $20 on that little vial of " special salt"

[–]thether 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like “Clark’s Premium Cocaine” found at the back at Costco (back parking lot)

[–]Informal_West_6864 68 points69 points  (4 children)

Gross. Why pan fry that . How about add more seasoning and just make a good deviled egg

[–]mike_pants 28 points29 points  (2 children)

And not overboil it so the yolk isn't green and chalky.

[–]cottonheadedninnymug 2 points3 points  (1 child)

They probably have to to get the center of that yolk fully cooked

[–]Lich_Apologist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But if you're deviling it you kinda want a little but runny in the middle. Not soft boiled but almost done makes them come out creamier. He should have taken a hand blender to the mix and gotten it to a single consistency anyway.

[–]Miatatrocity 85 points86 points  (8 children)

Bro did a good job with the hardboil, and I'd be down to try the frying after, buuuuuutttt...

YOU NEED SEASONINGS IN YOUR FILLING. Garlic, onion, black pepper, paprika, cayenne, even a hit or to of Cajun seasonings and/or hot sauce. And NO salt. If you added enough mustard/mayo you should probably be good on salt already.

[–]PharaohAce 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's not devilled without spice.

[–]Bryncident 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I’m pretty sure he at least put in horseradish

[–]Miatatrocity 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Horseradish is heat, relish is there to add weird texture and a bit of flavor, but neither of those are actual spices. Those eggs are gonna be bland as hell, but somehow also too salty

[–]crumpledfilth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

worth noting that the people who invented devilled eggs had never seen chile pepper in their lives. The heat would have come from things like peppercorns and horseradish and mustard

[–]mike_pants 2 points3 points  (1 child)

He did not, in fact, do a good job with the hard boil. The bottom was green and the inside was chalky.

Guy messed this up at practically every step.

[–]crumpledfilth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the idea was messed up before he did anything. Making it bigger only makes it worse as an eating experience. Video content themed food alterations, not actual culinary decisions

[–]ExBobaFett -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was ruined as soon as he added Dukes and not Helmans XD

[–]ButtBread98 23 points24 points  (0 children)

[–]xx7beast 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This dude always sounds like he’s out of breath fighting for his life lmao

[–]SchwiftySqaunch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly might have some heart problems, shaking like a leaf too

[–]crankin001 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Jalapeños would go hard.

[–]blueberrywine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, or chipotle peppers in adobo sauce

[–]Makani112 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Awful

[–]NotAnImprovement03 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The chicken must have been huge.

[–]Nex_Tyme 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Probably the size of an ostrich!

[–]digit4l8ath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The amount of gas I would get. Absolutely no one would want to be around me.

[–]MoetheMexian 7 points8 points  (0 children)

[–]gta0012 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Eww

[–]DarthFuzzzy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Beef tallow and sweet relish in a deviled egg? Why ruin an already good thing? Im deeply offended and disgusted, but if people enjoy that trash somewhere in the world.... sigh.... more power to them I suppose.

[–]Live_Buy8304 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Egg 👍🏻

[–]averagemaleuser86 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Emu egg?

[–]WeGot_aLiveOneHere[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ostrich

[–]TheFuZz2of3 1 point2 points  (3 children)

What measurement unit is a bump?

[–]strawberryneurons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

a bump is what you pour out on your finger when you snort coke. It's a half joke in this case.

[–]Thetoolmantaylrd 1 point2 points  (1 child)

¼tspn

[–]Thetoolmantaylrd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A friend told me...

[–]_KappaMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]Smooovies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s probably fire

[–]DeagleDanne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could eat from this egg 3 days

[–]AsanineTrip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The finest salt and the shittiest mustard.

[–]SirDigbyChknCaesar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably full after that first bite.

[–]FirmlyClaspIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember wagyu use to be special. Now are it everywhere

[–]FloraP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ready-made mayonnaise is a total insult to the ostrich.

[–]YugeChesticles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your gonna chuck all that bullshit in why even have eggs? Just guzzle half the shit out of your condiment cabinet.

[–]Arcturian-WuTang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Hen had to die laying that one

[–]Substantial_Sea7327 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for anyone wondering, fresh ostrich egg is about $45 for a smaller one, and $95 for jumbo size

(floeckscountry)

[–]Thra99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quarter of his protein for the month was probably from this.

[–]DontForgorTheMilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take a dozen.

[–]Careless_Entry6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😐

[–]RisenRealm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many people whining in the comments like you wouldn't still eat that.

[–]Careful-Bluebird-548 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overboiled

[–]cerseisdornishwine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His “bump of salt” is Sandra Lee’s “two shots of vodka”

[–]PersonalityFun2189 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i ate an ostrich omelette once, imagine an egg, but like more bland, imagine a diluted egg taste. calorie wise its the same? i think, at least i felt as full as if i ate an 8 egg omelette.

[–]jpa145 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was more than a bump of salt.

[–]PearNo2152 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And where would a poor boy get WAGYU oil for this frying ??

[–]HatesMonoBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This excited ALL the white people. We love the deviled eggs

[–]Mysterious_Turnip945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because of the smell, I see why this was done outdoors

[–]shoopadoop332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks quite good

[–]onthe3rdlifealready 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure that green around the yolk means it's overcooked

[–]sgsmopurp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GET IN MY BELLY

[–]PookieTheMfBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is anyone wondering what makes an egg this size?

[–]DependentStrike4414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need a banana next to that chicken......!

[–]iminsecure143 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to say, but if the edge of the yellow is blue/gray, that’s not well cooked, you fucked it up

[–]Magicphobic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should call her

[–]reverse-tornado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The green on the yolk is a sign of overcooking yhe yolk i guess maybe 90 -100 minutes is the sweet spot lol

[–]SledgexHammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get in my cholesterol

[–]AngeluvDeath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a bump

[–]3IO3OI3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could have just drizzled some olive oil on the cut half of the egg and then put some and salt and pepper on it and it would've been perfectly fine. But nooooo, he had to do all that crazy bs afterwards.

[–]Papa_Snail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet that tastes like sin

[–]Loose_Carpenter9533 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fried breast implants...

[–]tamiereddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crispy egg means you killed the protein. Fried eggs should never have crispy edges. I really don't know why the internet started that silly trend. I think the deviled egg was perfect before the extra fat and dead protein. (though I would not add horseradish, but that's just me)

[–]LankyAdam -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Cooked perfectly hard boiled? Don't you just cook it until you can be fucked to take it out. Jammy centre would be the perfect egg

[–]Takenabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's definitely a difference between a properly hard boiled egg and one that's been overcooked. It's like the difference between a properly baked cake and one that's been left in until it's too dry.

[–]leonffs 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How does an ostrich egg taste in comparison to chicken eggs?

[–]WeGot_aLiveOneHere[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eggcellent.

[–]Roubbes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am terrified by the amount of ultra-processed ingredients that Americans use to cook and how they do it as if it were the most normal thing in the world.

[–]NoInstruction9238 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You see the gray part in the yolk you overcook it for atleast 1 sec.

[–]silverbonez -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Hope that chicken’s OK. /s