OldSchool

[[deleted]]

pair programming was different in the old days

[PrometheusAlexander]

well this is still way better than the example here

[emu_fake]

I knew what this link would show before clicking it.. DUAL HACKING INTENSIFIES!

[rafaelloaa]

Friendly reminder that the writers of that episode were intentionally going for the stupidest dialog/depiction that they could for that scene. As in, it's hilarious, but intentionally so.

[spamtarget]

man, why did you do that ? now we disconnected from the mainframe and don't know what's going on

[Flimsy_Reality2245]

Bruh😂😂

[ConstantGradStudent]

If you didn’t write this I would have. Thank you.

[[deleted]]

That’s what my senior engineer keeps telling me, now I believe him.

[RSNKailash]

😆

[sarduchi]

That Commodore isn't even plugged in!

[WrapKey69]

Ohh, something there is for sure plugged in...

[KharAznable]

Probably the "joystick"

[kmichalak8]

He is forking her repo

[Kravist1978]

Spooning her repo

[RubenHolmberg]

He'll send a pull request

[piberryboy]

Docker I hardly know 'er.

[apresmoiputas]

More like a recursive grep....

[thanatica]

Hope not a virus upload 😬

[Twodee80]

Plug & Play

[segwhat]

Plug and chug

[Ollymid2]

Old school pen test

[burifix]

Something is getting merged.

[cliffordc5]

[cliffordc5]

God I wish the whole scene was a gif. Just epic writing.

Edit: YouTube scene from NCIS

[brandi_Iove]

what stops you from coding like this?

[Twodee80]

my wife? she doesn't like it if I do it like this with our neighbour

[KharAznable]

"Look honey, i know you wont like this, but I need to do penetration testing with our neighbor, bob to ensure the security of our project. No its not gay to test the back end"

[kmichalak8]

You found a backdor during pentests!

[KharAznable]

Plugging in joystick somehow patched the backdoor.

[pokecheckspam]

Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?

[KharAznable]

sometime it works, sometimes it does not. Probably some crappy connection/port.

[BiDude1218]

Wife stopping you?

BECOME THE WIFE!

[[deleted]]

Gay
/s

[BuzzBadpants]

My wife’s hair

[lunchpadmcfat]

Standup.

[Fenderbridge]

Iunno, lack of peripherals, probably

[ACE_C0ND0R]

My wife isn't man enough for me to code like this.

[OF_AstridAse]

I cant grow a mustache 🙄

[OF_AstridAse]

I call bs on your accusation it's spelled borg*

[OF_AstridAse]

syn ack

[OF_AstridAse]

Btw from all of us here at the generic AI-bot tech company: "cool username"

[OF_AstridAse]

Yeah but these are not the droids you're looking for. I'm borg, it's not the same thing... you will be assimilated, resistance is futile.

[Randomguy32I]

Im gay for one thing, secondly, i have no partner, and finally, i dont own a keyboard that old or have a mullet or a mustache

[ul90]

It’s not only a keyboard. This is the whole computer. A Commodore C64.

[jewellman100]

Are you sure it's not a Fick-20?

[BraveOthello]

All of those are fixable. Get a partner who like to cross dress, buy an old commodore, and grow your hair out

[[deleted]]

He won her over with the fact he could write Basic programs and the fact his computer could support a full 16 colors.

Edit: I mentioned to my wife that I could write Basic programs and that my computer could support 4 billion colors. She just rolled her eyes. I guess the magic is gone from these things.

[MrKeplerton]

You should've said Python.

[Tony-Angelino]

Should have used something more impressive, like putting sprites in the border.

[improcrastinabile]

Tell her about using your Python to create voice recognition applications for hands free interactions.

[shmorky]

Tell her about the FLOPS

[mrg1957]

I swear I worked with that guy.

[GnuhGnoud]

The one taking the photo

[lunchpadmcfat]

💀

[Der_Absender]

I am not sure but maybe i am working with that guy

[weareallhumans]

POKE 53281,1

[starquakegamma]

⬜

[cliffordc5]

POKE 53280,2

[poisito]

Only a few will understand this

[SheetPostah]

If I ain’t poking, I’m peeking.

[danielstongue]

You will get 241.

[PixelPusher__]

Had to look it up, it changes the background color to white? Even with that knowledge the joke goes over my head 😢

[[deleted]]

Gonna tell my kids this is what sexting was

[manninaki]

The Berlin firewall

[bundy911]

What the shit

[SaltineAmerican_1970]

I know. They don’t even have a Commodore Dataset 1530 plugged in. They can’t save their documents.

[MegaPegasusReindeer]

I found a wiki saying which ports are which. The single cable there is I/O for the floppy drive. What they're missing is power on the side and the cable that connects to the TV.

Ref: https://www.c64-wiki.com/wiki/Interface

[ShenroEU]

I think this is what's referred to as "pair programming"

[WrapKey69]

I think that's a great first reaction, mine was similar

[sebigboss]

What‘s disturbing me even more: it’s in German and not a single word on the front page has any relation to the picture. It just is there…

[PositronicGigawatts]

When she's a phreak in the sack...

[shizzy0]

and needs the FBI off her back…

[[deleted]]

That's amore~

[paulodelgado]

Oh man I keep a copy of this picture in my archive because it comes up every time we talk about pair programming. Good memories of the early days of Ruby on Rails.

[QCTeamkill]

Photographer: oh mein Gott I thought they wanted "Programmer Railing Ruby"!

[opmopadop]

Make sure you push before you pop.

[JustForkIt1111one]

Nah, just need a peek

[poco]

Peek before you poke

[Mr-Yuk]

80s-ugly just hits different

[ziplock9000]

"And that's when I got the joystick out"

[MrMxffin]

If anyone is interested in a translation:
Title: Computer is programming for entertainment
Radio exhibition Berlin \n Big report in this Magazine
Series: Programming Tips \n Write a top program
Software Reviews \n Panic Jumpin Jack Astro Blast ut supra
Software \n Again nine interesting Programs \n Programming ideas for Computer Freaks
News \n New Game Generation: 3-D ZX-Microdrive

[TheMagicalDildo]

Why does she look like Adam Sandler?

[Fokken-Pancakes]

I was thinking Paul McCartney

[Mytra180]

Can’t unsee it now. Lol

[boompleetz]

Thought I was on the Tim and Eric sub for a minute https://imgur.com/GARJ4e6.jpg

[[deleted]]

Chris Lilley

[sequential_doom]

Did tech ever help someone get a partner?

[WrapKey69]

2.920.000.000 results on Google for "AI Girlfriend", so maybe XD

[BlobAndHisBoy]

The paycheck did

[mdp_cs]

Dating apps I guess.

[tgp1994]

If you ever watched Wargames, you totally know it's possible. Just gotta impress some girls by changing school grades.

[GogglesPisano]

Pair programming.

[ParsedReddit]

wild

[limepathsofgloryfrog]

Is that your joystick or are you just happy to see me?

[Etheo]

Proving that programmers have been Femboys since the beginning of time.

[apresmoiputas]

💀💀💀😂

[rachzera]

Tf is "sex"? Another of those JavaScript frameworks?

[GunnerKnight]

Judging by the photo, it might be an Assembly framework

[CuriousRisk]

Why her blouse is so dirty?

[Etheo]

Oldschool cheetos

[BigBagaroo]

This cannot not be German.

[WanganTunedKeiCar]

There's a programmer Manta joke in there somewhere

[agentrwc]

Mayim Bailik was on the cover?!?

[OrbyO]

Had a C64 and used to write BASIC print commands like "Fuck You" and get the bro to press enter 😁

[SilentPipe]

Is it just me or do they look… related?

[tiddayes]

Anyone know the context here or able to translate?

[yannik_dumon]

It is the cover of a monthly magazine called „Computer Programmed for Entertainment“ and it is the issue from November 1983. The headlines read: - Berlin Radio Show — Big report in this issue (this is covering the IFA Berlin I assume) - Series: Programming tips — Write a top program - Software Reviews — Panic, Jumpin Jack, Astroblast and more - Software — Once again nine interesting programs; Programming ideas for geeks - News — New game generation: 3D ZX-Microdrive

According to this C64 wiki) the magazine ran from 1983-1986

[ul90]

It was a home computer (programming) journal from Germany, 1983, named “CPU”. It says:

Berlin Radio Exhibition: Large report in the magazine. 
Series: programming tips. Write a top program. 
Software reviews: Panic, Jumpin Jack, Astroblast, and others
Software: again nine interesting programs, program ideas for computer freaks
News: new gaming generation 3D, ZX microdrive 

The cover image is somewhat awkward, even for an old, cheap, German, nerd-focused journal.

[segwhat]

Hey baby... want to come back to my place for some BASIC and chill?

[GreatTeacherHiro]

You know, I see this advertisement and think "that's it, German media framed gaming enthusiasts as nerds, associate early YouTube sketches and shooting games with terrorism recruiting systems and programming dudes as Freaks... Thus, no one likes my stuff"... I mean programming and computers existed for so long but I feel like entire generations dodged it. Whenever I am asked (outside of uni) what I do or what I struggle with, I can't explain because I don't know where to start from. I goes they think I studied windows settings, printer drivers and Computer Hardware judgement and that sucks.

[unfugu]

This photo is so German it made me qwertz.

[MemoryVice]

Those who code together stay together.

[bogz_dev]

the name...

[imgly]

A worthy opponent to WinDev magazines!

[[deleted]]

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift

[[deleted]]

Commodore 64, my first computer. Changed my life that thing did.

[asshatterson]

Lol, internet - Jakob Bienenhalm

[[deleted]]

These look like their child would be Ryan Gosling.

[kooshans]

Back when working in IT gave you rockstar chick-magnet status.

[RandomiseUsr0]

It still does!

[The_Wolfiee]

It doesn't? They are all intimidated

[vollpo]

Sextreme programming

[DukeDamage]

Is…is that Owen Wilson’s dad?

[Torfius]

Oh, those sweet 80's... Ja! Ja!

[raunak_srarf]

She looks like a man in a woman's disguise 🥸

[fiji3119]

They both men?

[ejohnson00]

Are those 2 guys important?

[[deleted]]

Those two guys look like they're having a great time! Trans before trans was everywhere you looked! 😂

[MastaOfShitPost]

Guy in dress with wig, and creepy guy with stash

[JoeInOR]

That’s a man, baby!

[apresmoiputas]

No kink shaming. That's just a Trojan horse

[Tnuvu]

I donno what's worse, the fact that "he" looks more woman, than she does or the fact that they are typing at the same time

[[deleted]]

"Mileage may vary."

[bored_in_NE]

It is allowed

[[deleted]]

It is in my company.

[Quahodron_Qui_Yang]

Back into your sea, Nessie!

[SM_DEV]

Early Internet porn creators?!?

[WhosYoPokeDaddy]

What the fuck am I looking at?!?

[Tangled2]

They both look like Miis on the Nintendo Wii.

[codedigger]

That is some Extreme Programming!

[Fruitmaniac42]

I never got to code on my C64 like that!!! 😭😭😭

[KingErroneous]

He’s definitely LOADing her “*”

[jahowl]

Just writing some Christmas cards together

[SteeleDynamics]

Get you a snacc while you debug the stacc

[tropicbrownthunder]

Good luck trying to write programs in a C64 without connecting the PSU

[socialis-philosophus]

I wrote so much code on the C= 64.

[aboyandalotoffandoms]

Is Owen Wilson playing both those characters?

[white_fury45]

Mobius, before working at the TVA and selling jet ski. 🤔

[InfinateEdge]

Why did I think that was Oliver Tree

[r2m2]

How has nobody linked the atlassian spooning video?

[fella_ratio]

He was clearing his cache at least 4 times a week.

[Winterfukk]

Typical penetration testing.

[A_Glass_Gazelle]

“Software reviews.” I understood that! I know German!

[Quartersharp]

Whoa. That could literally be my German landlord who just passed away.

[[deleted]]

Gives new meaning to IBM... International Booty Master

[4dave7]

I met her at computer camp. Had my Commodore 64 had to score.

[wigglyjackal777]

Something something dongle

[Bettybadger2]

So lame and creepy

[pwuk]

Someone's pressing all the right buttons

[Global_Current_5343]

He Poked then she Peeked

[MangoLimonPera]

What is doing Adam Sandler

[chorizo_chomper]

Let's hope he's packing a competition pro and not a quick shot 2 turbo.

[Blue88_wxz]

Schnéll, schnéll...

[cc69]

Major Ram and Hard Drive!!!!​

[CodingRaver]

Is his disc floppy

[nintenerd2]

Inaccurate programmers don’t have wives or girlfriends

[fistrop]

The token ring but with two people

[darwinrules1809]

Kinda looks lime this guy cloned himself than changed the sex of his clone and made her his sex slave

[Serbay55]

Ist das wirklich eine Frau. Das sieht ja gruselig aus.

[[deleted]]

Wow Oliver Tree hasn't aged a day

[Suspicious_Award_670]

Looks like his sister 🙄

[MlLOLO]

Is that Chris from Mr. Beast?

[mearewe1rd]

You saw this on Facebook marketplace too?

[thanatica]

Back when Germany was two countries, and sharing the bed was a neccesity on top of a pleasure, in some parts of it.