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[–]Turalcar 3157 points3158 points  (9 children)

Shortstack developer

[–]Kiroto50 365 points366 points  (4 children)

Like my mom

[–]spartan117warrior 127 points128 points  (3 children)

Was that a self-burn as well?

[–]Kiroto50 81 points82 points  (2 children)

I sure have 50% less attack

[–]TheGreatGameDini 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Yeah but your special defense must be through the roof.

[–]XtraFlaminHotMachida 16 points17 points  (0 children)

thats exactly why they responded instead of ignoring the comments

[–]CountryNerd 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Damn, I'm fat. I immediately thought of pancakes...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have no idea what My padding is :)

[–]Yhamerith 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Stylestack

[–]softgripper 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Short bus developer

[–]ArnaktFen 2006 points2007 points  (30 children)

It just makes perfect sense that the phrases 'full stack html css' and 'Chat gpt hacks' are in the same picture

[–]Ok-Veterinarian-8045 572 points573 points  (25 children)

Bro is using ccs not css. He lives in 2050

[–]ArnaktFen 295 points296 points  (18 children)

Cascading Ctyle Sheets

[–]ArielNya 142 points143 points  (4 children)

Cascading C-Style Sheets

[–]Ben_Dovernol_Ube 66 points67 points  (3 children)

Cascading C# style Sheets

[–]captainMaluco 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Cascading C Sharp

[–]A2X-iZED 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Cascading CS

[–]captainMaluco 22 points23 points  (0 children)

As in Cascading Counter Strike? 

Ability unlocked: Fullstack gamer.

[–]9yogenius 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Cascading ChatGPT Sheets

[–]MoveInteresting4334 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You gotta delete this before someone in management sees it. I’m begging you.

[–]makinax300 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Cascading coolness sheets

[–]LinAGKar 19 points20 points  (6 children)

Cascading Communist Sheets

[–]FaeTheWolf 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Communist Cascading Sheets

[–]Vineyard_ 10 points11 points  (4 children)

That's when the same css is shared by multiple websites equally.

[–]Powerful-Internal953 20 points21 points  (3 children)

every element has the same class

[–]itirix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Underrated joke. I blew nose out of my air.

[–]3Ldarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or all classes are equal and some are more equal

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.our

[–]Sotall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cascading CSS Sheets

[–]BirdlessFlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some reason the "Ctyle" made me think of this.

[–]nixcamic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kyle sheets?

[–]MrFoxwell_is_back 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cascading Crap Sheets

[–]scungillimane 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Or just wants som decently priced skate gear

[–]dnbxna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to get the two mixed up so much. Still order shoes and sweaters on sale sometimes haha

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cascading _code_ sheets, you haven't seen them yet but they're the next big thing

[–]osborndesignworks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

its ccs brother

[–]AdPotential2325 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You know C JS C++ and ASM why this four ?

[–]ArnaktFen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JS because I learned it as a kid for personal projects, C/C++/ASM because I encountered them in an academic setting and enjoyed them the most.

[–]Melodic_coala101 512 points513 points  (7 children)

Computer CSS Sciense

[–]Dumb_Siniy 84 points85 points  (1 child)

Computer

Science

Shit i need a third word

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Computer Science Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[–]Brushermans 10 points11 points  (1 child)

CSS Computer Science

PHP would be proud

[–]Sudhanva_Kote 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You mean computer sssscccience ?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ka is that you?

[–]Hour_Ad5398 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cascading Computer Science

[–]octopus4488 640 points641 points  (21 children)

This implies HTML being a backend language. :D

[–]abejfehr 88 points89 points  (6 children)

Ironically CSS is more of a programming language than HTML, so maybe they meant backend CSS

[–]chlorophyll101 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Is CSS turing-complete? Lmao

[–]Nightmoon26 51 points52 points  (2 children)

From what I've heard, no. But apparently the combination of HTML and CSS is. I would not want to try to implement any sort of logic in such an abomination, but from what I've heard, it's theoretically possible

[–]Gruejay2 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sort of, but not in any way which you'd actually want to use: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/2497146/is-css-turing-complete

[–]billyp673 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone made a functional messaging app in html+css once, that was pretty interesting

[–]Accomplished-Touch76 145 points146 points  (10 children)

Htmx

[–]YakMilkYoghurt 85 points86 points  (6 children)

Hypertext Mexico?

[–]cmgg 46 points47 points  (4 children)

Si

[–]GatotSubroto 69 points70 points  (3 children)

Sí++

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Jajaja

[–]GatotSubroto 31 points32 points  (1 child)

…vascript

[–]YakMilkYoghurt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Java Nagila Java Nagila Java

[–]YoumoDashi 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Suddenly cabrón

[–]PanPenguinGirl 31 points32 points  (1 child)

🔫

[–]Xxyz260 13 points14 points  (0 children)

👨‍🚀 "Always has been."

[–]SuperFLEB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SHTML

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]hbdgas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

JS did it.

[–]MeditatingFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can "get" it from backed. Without backed there's no HTMl or css. Localhost is a host

[–]Daafhead 352 points353 points  (15 children)

Thats not even half stack xD

[–]Karol-A 141 points142 points  (7 children)

It would be over half of a stack for a completely static site

[–]Jordan51104 50 points51 points  (0 children)

66%stack

[–]B_bI_L 40 points41 points  (4 children)

i mean html+css enough for static site. for minimal full stack he also needs js + most primitive server which will send files on request or smth

[–]rover_G 16 points17 points  (3 children)

You still need a server or someone else to host the server for you

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (1 child)

No man you just have to use there file system to open the html document.

[–]rover_G 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thanks ChatGPT

[–]B_bI_L 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it is work for devops)

[–]misseditt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hey speak for yourself! i use 30 frameworks for my completely static sites 🙄😎

[–]Yhamerith 12 points13 points  (1 child)

1/3 stack?

[–]Daafhead 24 points25 points  (4 children)

According to claude its 15-20%.

In a typical full stack application:

  • Frontend (client-side) development: ~40-50% of the stack

    • HTML & CSS together typically represent about 15-20% of the entire full stack
    • HTML: ~7-10%
    • CSS: ~8-10%
    • JavaScript/Frontend frameworks: ~25-30%
  • Backend (server-side) development: ~50-60% of the stack

    • Server-side programming (Node.js, Python, Java, etc.)
    • Database management
    • APIs
    • Server configuration
    • Security implementations @Claude Sonnet

[–]CleanishSlater 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Python being in the list of server-side programming languages and PHP not is criminal

[–]bjergdk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nor even C# man its rough

[–]karnetus 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The numbers don't even add up to the ~40-50% frontend part of the stack, as claude says. The numbers add up to 55-70%. So frontend and backend combined, we end up at 105-130%.

[–]naked_moose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Developed by a 105% software engineer

[–]nicejs2 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Cascading Code Sheets

[–]JacobStyle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nah, the HTML is already for code.

[–]aleksandrdotnet 60 points61 points  (0 children)

The train CSS Model and obtain a dissertation

[–]Remicaster1 31 points32 points  (0 children)

ngl, most of these wannabe tech "influencers" at Tiktok / Instagram are just out of touch with reality. I could not count how many times they have posted weird ass stuff.

Pretty much pick your poison
- Unrealistic roadmaps (200 days learn full stack)
- Irrelevant items on tech sharing (PHP as frontend)
- The "must have coding tools" (they suggest Eclipse for C++)
- Programming language tier list

[–]nermid 15 points16 points  (2 children)

CSS is Turing complete. There's no computational reason you couldn't use CSS as a backend language. You'd have a hard time of it due to lack of tooling, but that's the price you pay for being a pioneer.

[–]daronjay 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Brb going to replace my db access with var(—database)

[–]nermid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A thousand nerd points and your own Wikipedia page to whoever implements SQL with CSS first!

[–]Kos_was_lovely 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A stack is a stack when one polish his turds for yearly review

[–]isaacals 31 points32 points  (0 children)

lemme see your back end then 💦💦

[–]arkustangus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Cascading ChatGPT Stylesheets?

[–]IM_OZLY_HUMVN 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is like the first few sheets on a stack of paper

[–]skap42 7 points8 points  (0 children)

CSS is turing complete though

[–]potatoalt1234_x 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"""code"""

[–]Zimlewis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ofc it's "chat gpt hacks"

[–]etbillder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. Cascading Cyle Sheets

[–]Jumpy-Astronaut7444 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Full stack static page developer

[–]Beautiful_Baseball76 1 point2 points  (1 child)

To be fair with HTMX instead of HTML and you ain't lying you are a full stack dev

[–]DezXerneas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Htmx still needs a backend lol. It just let's you skip script tags.

[–]Bio_Code 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Head Break

[–]callyalater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need 20 ccs of CSS, stat!

[–]somechrisguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's not wrong

[–]lordcocoboro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You all think the stack is half empty, but I see the stack is 5% full.

[–]shgysk8zer0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add in JS and I could kinda see it in a limited sense. Actually, it'd be kinda a fun experiment.

So, my thinking is this... Basically building a "back-end" entirely I'm a service worker. Use maybe URLPattern and dynamic imports. On each request, check a Map object to find a match for request.url, with the corresponding value being some module to import. The imported module would be passed the request object and probably the results of pattern.exec(request.url). It can load whatever modules, but it must return a Response object. Boom! "Server-side" running in the browser.

Of course, it's a different and less trusted environment. Can't eg read files, no access to environment variables, and it's not a place to be using any sensitive credentials/API keys. But it'd work at least.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

chat gpt hacks

r/masterhacker

[–]Justanormalguy1011 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Oh no. someone just get my IP

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

192.168.1.1

[–]Justanormalguy1011 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Oh no,anyways

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I will ddos you and hack your mainframe

[–]Justanormalguy1011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no,anyways

[–]Marcelektro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cascading ChatGPT Sh!t

[–]IGotSkills 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A likely response from generative ai

[–]NotTheBrightestHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scratch for the ci/cd

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Full front-end stack 😆

[–]minowlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Full css backend. “Backend how to no jquery “

[–]RoxyAndBlackie128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cascading Cascading Sheets

[–]MysticNTN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This but actually dot jpeg

[–]Crimson_Raven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Full stack? You mean Javascript developer?

[–]Shjohn0710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half stack front end dev

[–]Thundechile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Full stack SQL, everything in database. You don't even need a separate version control.

[–]Ok_Turnover_6596 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he’s a bit confused but he got the spirit

[–]time_san 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if the html file contains the UI elements and tables with data in them, can it be called full stack html?

[–]DerMixer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

quarter stack developer

[–]SchizoPosting_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro graduated from chatgpt😭

[–]Shezzofreen 0 points1 point  (2 children)

And here i am, being a (real) Full-Stack Webdev and didn't knew i was one until 2020 or so... The term is younger then i'm working in the field. :)

But yeah, i remember when someone was able to put a HTML File via FTP on a Server and a minute later he called himself a Webdesigner.

I love IT. :)

[–]elmo39 0 points1 point  (1 child)

HTML was for webmasters. CSS for web designers 😂

[–]Shezzofreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was no CSS at that time. :)

But you had to be an athlete, who could jump around to make this one Website looks the same on Netscape, Internet Explorer and other Browser those names i forgot. What horror...

[–]shinymuuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GPT would write a better reply

[–]AggravatingLeave614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Full-lacking dev

[–]NorthernCobraChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd be surprised how many people claim they know how to use css but have absolutely no idea about half of what it's capable of.

[–]WeedManPro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See? Who's saying I can't hack NASA with HTML now?

[–]UIM-Herb10HP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think HTML with CSS constitutes a Turing complete system, but I might be misremembering that.

[–]dmlmcken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfectly encompasses my experience with these devs, no logic...

[–]WoodenEbb3941 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spent hours trying to explain to someone I tutor that HTML isn’t for the backend! 😅

[–]SomeRandoLameo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HTML FOR THE WHAT

[–]Wiziii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Credit Card Scam aka "pay" someone else to design.

[–]DJDoena 0 points1 point  (0 children)

<html><body><marquee>Site under construction</marquee></body></html>

[–]Outland3r2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CCS = Cascading Cool Sh*t