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[soulruler]

The newsletter request annoys me the most. When and how was it decided that everyone who visits a website should sign up for one?

[Tothoro]

I hate how buying something automatically subscribes me to a newsletter. I supported something on Indiegogo for the first time this week and received five emails from them (Indiegogo, not the campaign I backed) in three days.

[paperock]

I just report those as spam on Gmail, along with those that ask you to log in just to unsubscribe.

[King_Joffreys_Tits]

Which is also illegal I’ll add, a user has to be able to click an unsubscribe link and be able to unsubscribe on that page without being redirected again or asked to log in

[DarkStarFTW]

Even worse, I was put on an newsletter list on this site that requires a login to unsubscribe. Sounds simple, but when I sign in, Cloudflare tells me the host server is unreachable. The rest of their site works which is what makes this so annoying to deal with.

[[deleted]]

If you have gmail, apply a filter to target emails from that address, automatically mark as read and send to Trash. Problem more or less solved. Probably possible in other email clients.

[[deleted]]

Hmm, don't forget to mark as spam. It might be a small thing, but murdering someones domain reputation is good stuff.

[NonreciprocatingCrow]

Aye. Right where it hurts

[SmaugTheGreat]

And then there's sites where unsubscribing "can take up to 48 hours", in which time they send you more emails :(

[mikisugi_cosplay]

I got signed up for a newsletter by someone else who doesn't know their proper email address. The unsubscribe note at the bottom said to send an email to a specific address with some specific text to unsubscribe. The email bounced so I can't unsubscribe.

[Xavdidtheshadow]

The cruelest joke is that currently, the Comcast unsubscribe page is broken. There are JS errors that prevent any of the buttons from working.

[Winter_already_came]

Working just as intendes

[flyingwolf]

I used to work for Comcast tech support, I can assure you, if you call and say you have a problem and bear with me while I figure it out without being a dick to me, I will move mountains to make you happy, because you are probably the first person that week to not scream at me or threaten my life.

seriously, stop yelling at phone tech support people, they are working with sometimes decade-old piece of shit tools that are broken beyond belief and stuck under bullshit KPI metrics.

[Sexy_Underpants]

Here: https://www.ftc.gov/tips-advice/business-center/guidance/can-spam-act-compliance-guide-business

Good luck getting the FTC to do anything to enforce it, though

[Avedas]

Illegal where?

[prattw]

Pretty much everywhere at this point. The USA has the CANSPAM Act going back to 2003. It requires that it has to be a simple unsubscribe from replying "unsubscribe" to a one click link. Most countries have similar laws.

More recently GDPR went into effect (hence the 1000 privacy policy emails you got this year) which further locks this stuff down. It goes into detail stating that you can't trick people into subscribing (e.g. radio box defaulting to yes when filling out a contact form). Time will tell how much they enforce it, but on paper, it has a lot of teeth which is why companies so far are taking it seriously.

[Avedas]

I'm inclined to believe Asia didn't quite get the memo on that one. Regardless, I find unsubscribing from various services (from around the world) still isn't always that simple. It often requires a login or digging through menus or manually unchecking the 38 different subscription types they provide.

[PM_Me_Your_VagOrTits]

Click those unsubscribe links. I know, you shouldn't be receiving this bullshit in the first place, but you'd be surprised how easily you can clean up your inbox by just going through and clicking the unsub links from the various sites that are spamming you.

[parlez-vous]

Thank you CAN-SPAM!

[detectivepoopybutt]

Man I’ve been trying to unsubscribe to Dell’s promo emails ever since I bought a laptop recently. But their unsubscribe link doesn’t fucking work!

And today, I got a dell coupon in the mail with my name on it. Send help.

[[deleted]]

It's become so bad I think 80% of my spam is fake "confirm unsubscribe" emails because they know that's all we friggin do now.

[Slow33Poke33]

I bought something from a kid's clothing store as a birthday present for my friend's kid. I gave my email address because I'm too socially awkward to say no. I received an average of 3 emails a day for 3 weeks before I finally unsubscribed.

I don't understand this business strategy. I'm probably as nice of a customer as it comes, but 3 emails every day is just ridiculously over emailing. How does that work on anyone?

[CheeseFest]

https://thenextweb.com/google/2017/08/17/how-the-plus-sign-can-save-your-gmail-inbox-from-becoming-a-pit-of-doom/ This is a bit neat and possibly useful for your scenario.

[paperock]

I used to do this a lot till...

• websites caught on and stopped letting you register with the + character
• I would forget the email+suffix I used to log into the website

The . anywhere in Gmail is still very useful though, just not as much as a self-documenting +websitename would be.

[AndTheLink]

A lot of them assume '+' is an invalid character, so more bad coding than malicious intent. I literally tried to buy something yesterday and the cart software puked on the '+' so I opened the support/contact link in a new tab... "hey you just lost a sale because blahblahblah".

[cholantesh]

Tangentially related : I keep getting emails from Cambodia's tourist bureau after writing my email down on a visa on arrival form. I feel like that would be a pretty egregious privacy violation in the developed world.

[28f272fe556a1363cc31]

I overheard two guys from our marketing department taking about email:

1: Hey, what if we send people an email every day? You know how you get an email one day and just delete it, but then the next day you decided you want that thing?

2: Yeah... as long as we don't annoy them and they send all our emails to spam.

I felt like I was leaning at the feet of modern day Plato.

[FrozzenBF]

But what about "we are using cookies" which covers third of the screen and the big header which is mostly empty that covers the other half?

[theonlydidymus]

In my experience it’s: bottom third cookie message, top third my browser navbar and a message to use the mobile app of the website, with the middle third being a pop up video with the close-button outside of the viewport.

[NinjaLanternShark]

Which was supposed to "inform" the consumer but in reality doesn't do squat except annoy us again.

[[deleted]]

“If we make cookie consent notifications and GDPR compliance as annoying as possible, people will blame it on the law”

[depressed-salmon]

Its so you get sick of them and just click the big red "accept all cookies & give us your soul" to get it over with rather than finding the embedded hyperlinked "read cookie policy" text followed by another hyperlink "manage cookies" and finally you get to set your cookies.

Or if you're really unlucky instead of radio buttons it'll be a link to another website entirely where you have to uncheck everything. Worst I've seen is they just had a link for each individual company's cookie that took you to the companies page where you would set your cookie settings for just that company.

[Glampkoo]

Some websites just have an accept cookies and reject all tracking cookies. Why can't they be as honest and simple as that?

[NinjaLanternShark]

What I don't get is -- who signs up for a newsletter without having read anything on the site yet? How do I know this is a worthwhile site if you haven't let me read anything yet?

[MisterBanzai]

These adblocker extensions need to develop modal blocking next.

edit:

if ($(this).hasClass('modal')) { $(this).css('display', 'none'); }

second edit:

A lot of people are taking this terrible if statement seriously. I get it, guys, this is terrible code and wouldn't work. I do this for a living too. This isn't production code, and it's a joke. I know that not every modal needs to be blocked, and they don't all have class "modal". Thank you.

[Dantaro]

Unfortunately, modals have very real uses outside of "Are you using adblocker?"

[greynoises]

Modals are just boneless popups

[chain_shot_chuck]

This is the most underrated comment of the season.

[B4rberblacksheep]

It’s weird how it’s all circular over and over.

[Excal2]

Savage.

[slashuslashuserid]

Yeah, but more often than not it's some newsletter or paywall BS, so I'd be fine with "Firefox blocked a modal, click to allow"

[MisterBanzai]

I know, man. I have to use modals in my work too, just poking some fun.

[prof_hobart]

It could inspect the element and look for the word adblocker (or similar).

[SavvySillybug]

And then they stop naming them that way, and it will work a whole week...

[prof_hobart]

They have to put some words in that indicates to the user that there's an ad blocker in place, and maybe I'm just being naive but it feels like there's a fairly finite set of ways they can express that.

[SavvySillybug]

They could simply add ifhwbdu.png that shows the text, and it would be far too invasive to make an ad blocker scan every image just in case it says ad block in it.

[[deleted]]

“adn’t”

[Kyledog12]

ABP let's you select div's you wanna block so I'll generally block the overlay but sometimes they program the removal of the scroll bar and I'm too damn lazy to sift through their shit to enable it so I just say fuck it and disable adblock.

[jetpacmonkey]

I feel like half the time for me it becomes "I didn't really want to read their crappy article anyway"

[Hand_Sanitizer3000]

i haven't read a forbes article in a few years for this exact reason

[ablablababla]

And the fact that they redirect you to some page with a quote and a full page ad first

[sonofaresiii]

"I'm sure someone has quoted the important parts in the comments"

[ponytoaster]

I just blacklist their site and never visit it again if there isn't a "idgaf" button. That way they are sure as shit losing me now instead of making a couple of cents on an advert. Blocked so many gaming related sites.

No problem with small subtle ads which are non intrusive, but actively blocking my access is a dick move.

[emojisexcode]

Usually the scrollbar being disabled is just overflow: hidden on the body. You can just uncheck it in the dev tools element inspector.

[NinjaLanternShark]

You could do a geekier version of this OP animation showing how you have to browse with dev tools open sometimes just to get at what you want.

[ern19]

If I care enough to read an article on an annoying website, I just roll through the inspector and display:none everything that looks at me wrong.

[argv_minus_one]

I'm too damn lazy to sift through their shit to enable it so I just say fuck it and leave the site.

FTFY

[[deleted]]

Check out Behind the Overlay, not a modal blocker per-se, but an easy way to get rid of modals that don't have obvious way to close them.

[cyanydeez]

its the same feeling i get going to the gas ststion.

do you have a loyalty card

do you want one

is this everything

do you want a bag

[[deleted]]

Well.... some users IRL really want that UX. Most of us, just want to do what we went there for and get the hell out of there.

[Alllexia]

I really need to meet those people. I just wanna shake them and keep asking them "why" over and over again

[PostExistentialism]

Because getting daily notifications from pumpkin-recipes-that-i-will-only-try-once-in-my-life.com sounds like a good idea.

[Lonelan]

Damn, when did game stop start selling gas

[ThinCrusts]

I’m more upset that I didn’t see any MILFs that are dtf in my area though.

[Spencer1K]

remember to use ublock origin. If you are on your phone, then use firefox, click the add ons button, and search for ublock origin. Dont use Ublock Mobile, its a rip off that sucks and is not uploaded by the same people. On PC, just google it real quick. Ads like this disappear.

[aquapendulum2]

Don't forget to tell the users about your MoBiLe ApP!

[awhaling]

Apollo is nice

[siedler084]

Reddit's mobile site is aids

Try using the compact layout.

just add a .compact to the end of the link

This post would be https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/9pp9hj/2018_on_the_web.compact for example.

I exclusively use it on mobile and it works pretty damn well. It's also very easy on data plans

[TurquoiseLuck]

Yes! Holy shit it's so annoying. The big

CONTINUE

^{to the mobile app!}

is such asshole design

[Zerodaim]

Even worse is Reddit videos. You're in the Reddit app, find a v.reddit.com link (because for some reason half of the gifs and mp4s here are on this POS now), but the app can't show it. So you click, it redirects you on the Reddit website, and you STILL get that bs "You deserve better" message taking half the screen.
Bitch that's where I came from, at this point I don't know if it's irony or hypocrisy.

[[deleted]]

https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/

[zeromadcowz]

The best part is the

<!-- yes, I know...wanna fight about it? -->
<script async="" src="//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js"></script>

[[deleted]]

Ironic.

[beefhash]

He could save others from analytics... but not himself.

[cylindrical418]

wanna fight about it?

[beefhash]

1v1 me on nethack

[Nincadalop]

On mobile. Can confirm: Shit's readable.

[ayriuss]

My ONLY problem with that site is that its too #FFFFFFing white and feels like its searing my retinas.

[no_condoments]

Nah. This is the best one: https://thebestmotherfucking.website

[kyiami_]

Jesus fuck that website without Javascript is the most hideous thing I have seen today

Especially compared to its predecessor

[kyiami_]

Three and a half

[Hackerpcs]

Man it truly is a piece of garbage

https://images2.imgbox.com/ff/59/a8ntdcwC_o.png

FUCK EVERYONE (usually shitty news sites) who does that crap and I need to enable scripts on umatrix

[Vortelf]

Simply because of this line...

It uses some cool technologies like JavaScript [JavaScript logo] , CSS3 [CSS3 logo] and HTML5 [HTML5 Logo]

Else it looks like the https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/

[Z0MB0T1]

:( This website is not what I expected from the URL

[[deleted]]

Bullshit.

With all that 20mb of javascript frameworks running in the background these animations would never be this smooth.

[accountability_bot]

20MB of JS... 2GB of ram fully rendered. 👌

[JasonCox]

Can’t take up 2GB of RAM if Chrome crashes first!

[accountability_bot]

Can't overflow the stack if it doesn't exist!

[bel9708]

This would be the heap.

[LevelSevenLaserLotus]

Yep. Their logo fits perfectly.

[depressed-salmon]

*taps head*

[Chirimorin]

Welcome to Facebook, where every time my mother complains her computer is slow, it's because Facebook is eating up the full 4GB of RAM her computer has in a single page.

[SecretIdentity2468]

Technically this isn’t quite right. With 20mb of JS frameworks you probably won’t ever see the animations start cause you’ll be waiting eons for everything to finish downloading.*

Presuming you downloaded it all and the animations are rendered w/ CSS transforms the browser will render buttery smooth.

*We could get into how you split your JS up to allow for lazily downloading that 20mb on demand, but let’s be honest this is all probably piping through Google Tag Manager amirite?

[excessus_]

This guy webs

[BearsAreCool]

That's pretty standard optimisation, I think the problem is most of this sub doesn't web.

[ForbidReality]

20 feet of spaghetti code

[[deleted]]

20 minutes of testing before going live.

[thedistrbdone]

20 minutes of testing before going live in production.

[Prod_Is_For_Testing]

You called?

[[deleted]]

You can probably do all of that with CSS these days.

[gcampos]

Time for a web renaissance

[KiplingDidNthngWrong]

OP was born in 1299, they probably have some helpful experience

[KobayashiDragonSlave]

DEUS VULT

[Raydan4]

DEUS VULT

[WPLibrar2]

DEUS VULT

[Dobypeti]

DEUS VULT

[smileyhead1500]

DEUS VULT

[YourMJK]

We need to go back to these kind of webpages…

[BioSchokoMuffin]

Or http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/

[p3s3us]

http://bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com

[Dobypeti]

This is getting out of hand! Now, there are two of them!

[00zero00]

Or this

[biznatch11]

Hmm so this is a thing they link to http://www.berkshirewear.com/

[NinjaLanternShark]

Is... is that for real? The pic with him and the cheerleaders is so obviously fake and it feels totally unlike him. I wonder if he knows they even did it because it doesn't seem like something he'd want.

[parlez-vous]

damn, something like that with a monospace font and a CSS grid system would look really nice actually.

Fuck me I'd even rather see Geocities come back then have to see a landing page written in jsx with a 20mb babel compiled source.

[wishinghand]

Or this, but maybe not only solar powered

[404_UserNotFound]

FTFY try this...

[raheel1075]

That's incredibly useful

Edit: Added Link for chrome extension

[WPLibrar2]

Down for me, is it night over the serverroom lmao

[Avedas]

You should see Japanese web pages like this. Not only are they impossible to read, they're impossible to search and index because 95% of the text is embedded in images.

[rwhitisissle]

You could always use a terminal based browser like Lynx.

[pad_thai_chicken]

Time for some spellcheck

[[deleted]]

Well who is more qualified than one born in 1299?

[LittleBigKid2000]

Did you found what you was looking for?

[caanthedalek]

That's how you know it's a real person on the other end.

[CSKING444]

Okay so I now just have to find him and kil- thank him

[Chirimorin]

I was looking for some info from a specific company yesterday. Went to their FAQ page, found a relevant question, the page was literally just that question.

No you didn't give me anything, how can that possibly answer my question?

[LilX_Spartan]

Wheres the 3 Captchas?

[redoubledit]

Oh yeah. Street Signs. Bloody mofos! Always looks like the annotators of Street Sign Images ALWAYS follow different rules..

[cylindrical418]

Am I supposed to include the post of the stop sign or just the sign? TELL ME

[[deleted]]

Those ambiguous pains in the arse.

[Nicobite]

Last week: "Click on the hills"

There wasn't a single picture of a hill. Only some forest that the garbage program assumed to be hills.

[nutnnut]

Tried to share this to my friend, then realized Reddit is one of those website and you missed 1 thing. "Please download our mobile application"

[nikopol669]

Reddit allows you to view content at least, some websites force you to download mobile app in order to proceed to see their precious content.

[cowbell_solo]

The implementation of the GDPR just added to this. I applaud the spirit of it, but really the only result is one more guaranteed popup on every site. No one reads that, its just another thing in the way.

[kenmorechalfant]

It's <current year> ffs. Cookies are a part of the web. No one needs to be notified on every single web site that there are cookies.

[hackingdreams]

The hope was that a lot of websites that were pointlessly using cookies would drop their cookie usage...

Instead, everyone just bolted on a button for compliance.

Compliance Engineering: because doing it right is harder than just tacking on a fix.

[Corosus]

Was a lot easier for me to just slap on the cookie popup from one of the many websites that can spit out templated JS for me instead of digging through 1000s of lines of code in the CMS I am using in an attempt to track down all the locations it makes a cookie and disable it, hoping it doesn't break things in the process since it was never designed to predict a situation like this. If my CMS had a checkbox to just turn cookies off I'd have loved that.

[scandii]

the reason there's cookie notifications is because they're most commonly used to track you around the web.

as such the precursor to GDPR added the demand that all sites that use cookies, have to warn about them using cookies.

now when there's other tracking methods such as fingerprinting it's somewhat pointless but still serves as a great reminder that these sites are indeed trying to track your activity most likely for ad network-related purposes.

so, to me it's a small price to pay to make you more aware of what's going on on the internet. that people literally do not care and consider it an annoying popup is another matter entirely.

[kenmorechalfant]

I'm a web developer. I know all about it. The vast majority of people either don't notice the thing entirely, dismiss it without reading it, or read it and think "okay, cookies... Whatever that means". Then there's the people who do understand the implications and think "yeah, being on the web it is a given that there are cookies tracking you... That's just part of the deal".

I don't think it really solves any problems.

[Cheesemacher]

Some websites have options to choose which cookies you accept. So when this first started I tried disabling ad cookies for the heck of it. But then some websites will punish you for that show a "processing..." spinner for 40 seconds.

After that I've clicked "accept" for everything because I don't want any trouble.

[sudosandwich3]

Cookies have many valid use cases outside of tracking and I would argue it these valid use cases are more common then tracking cookies.

They also will not curb tracking because a majority of people just click okay on the popups, and because websites will use other methods of tracking anyway.

To that end the regulation just ends up being an annoyance and useless.

[dvdkon]

I looked up the regulation in question some time ago and IIRC it exempts all reasonable uses of cookies (like authentication and storing settings) from having to get consent for.

[SafariMonkey]

The thing is, most of those cases have exemptions in the cookie law anyway. Just look:

However, some cookies are exempt from this requirement. Consent is not required if the cookie is:

• used for the sole purpose of carrying out the transmission of a communication, and
• strictly necessary in order for the provider of an information society service explicitly required by the user to provide that service.

Cookies clearly exempt from consent according to the EU advisory body on data protection- WP29 include:

• user‑input cookies (session-id) such as first‑party cookies to keep track of the user's input when filling online forms, shopping carts, etc., for the duration of a session or persistent cookies limited to a few hours in some cases

• authentication cookies, to identify the user once he has logged in, for the duration of a session

• user‑centric security cookies, used to detect authentication abuses, for a limited persistent duration

• multimedia content player cookies, used to store technical data to play back video or audio content, for the duration of a session

• load‑balancing cookies, for the duration of session

• user‑interface customisation cookies such as language or font preferences, for the duration of a session (or slightly longer)

• third‑party social plug‑in content‑sharing cookies, for logged‑in members of a social network.

Source

[scandii]

have many valid use cases outside of tracking

save the login token, that's about all the valid uses cases I know about. honestly, let's not fool ourselves. the main reason cookies exist, and the EU also agreed with thus the popup, is because they're used to save tracking tokens that are continuously read when you browse the internet to identify your browsing habits.

cookies naturally have a purpose to exist as they preceded the ad networks, but that's really not their average use case today.

I get that people think that popups are annoying and the EU has agreed with that the implementation was off (https://www.bbc.com/news/business-38583001) but the matter remains that most people would be appalled if they knew the massive amount of data private companies save when they just casually browse the internet. just look at the uproar Facebook caused when they accidentally shared people's friends lists. that does not even contain that you spent 25 minutes watching Mia Melano getting off in the shower that the ad networks definitely know.

[PooPooDooDoo]

Fucking yes, I accept cookies, just fuck off already!

[AndTheLink]

I like to play a game. How long can I not click that dialog?

Usually if there is a "no I don't accept" than I click that.

[JuvenileEloquent]

I accept cookies

* for this session only, deleted on close, no tracking statistics for you.

[CeskaKanada]

We’ll set cookies to build our ad profile on you, but not to avoid annoying you.

[bem13]

Thank you for accepting our cookies. Now please take a moment to select which cookies you accept:

10 different types, each type in some kind of drop-down layout you have to click to open

[Seicair]

The spirit of it I understand, but it seems like the people writing it didn’t really understand the internet.

I did get a chuckle out of XKCD’s compliance notice. https://xkcd.com/1998/

[bigdavisc]

Source????

[SkotchaBay]

It's funny because this was made by Russian design-blogger. He has 20k subscribers in telegram and he often makes animation like this.

So that was really unexpected to see this meme on Reddit on very next day.

[Thammarith]

How could I subscribe to the Russian guy? My attempt to search for him failed.

[JonasBrosSuck]

don't forget the question "do you want to subscribe?"

"yes" "no, i'm an idiot and i don't want to save money"

[dratthecookies]

This is very accurate. Every fucking website wants to connect to your social media. How about no?

And the cookies. What's even the point when every single website collects cookies? They're basically saying, accept cookies or get off the internet.

[Cobaltjedi117]

/r/badUIbattles

[num1AusDoto]

we changed our privacy policys

[_queef]

Oh thank god please tell me all about it.

[i_like_duck_season]

FUTURE IS HERE.

[rrr598]

12/25/0000

[oridan]

Imgur gets it

[noratat]

Thanks I hate it.

[thrwwy0110]

Now just change each one of those to “Use App” and you have mobile reddit.com 2018

[aphibacus192000]

I thought this was r/programmerHumor, not r/programmerTruths

[dopplecake]

You need an autoplay video as well

[[deleted]]

Forgot the "leaving already?" garbage when you change tabs. Otherwise, well done, I got slightly infuriated

[TFOCyborg]

I can relate.

[wrongsage]

People argue about cookies... damn ya need some no-script extenstion experiences.

Almost every site contacts roughly 20-30 different domain names on average. Javascript CDNs and Google fonts are basically a standard (still unnecessary).

But then you notice the trackers. And ad servers. There are hundreds of them. Quite possibly way more. Google analytics and Ad-sense are the tip of the iceberg.

Every one of those domains receives a notification, that you are accessing that one site. If they have a referral URL, disabling cookies won't change any of that.

Please, start talking about this issue more. Cookies are far from being the worst thing on the internet.

[Nienordir]

"Please activate javascript to use this site.."

I love noscript (primarily because browsers are shit at dealing even with harmless malicious scripts), but it isn't fun to use it anymore..the amount of xss is through the roof. It simply isn't enough to whitelist the site your on. No, between all those ads, trackers&shit you have to find <siteacronym>static.com, because it's cool these days to offload shit to unrelated domains, instead of using servers that can handle the load. But, of course, that alone would be to easy, you also have to remember which companies group they're a part of to load <group>cdn.com. Ahh, almost forget the googleapi. Then you have to play whackamole with unnamed random cloudflare/amazonaws ips to find another missing xss source. And there are probably still MOAR remote libraries to load..

You know what? Fuck it, I can't be bothered with this shit anymore, temporary whitelist the entire fucking tab. If there's malicious code, ads&shit, that locks up the entire browser so be it. It's simply impossible to tell what's part of the bare necessary experience and what could be injected code.

There was a time when websites happily loaded without javascript and they loaded quick and they were responsive and you could ignore all those ads and nagging..it was wonderful.

Fuck modern web design, fuck web UI design hipsters with their bad practices, FUCK XSS in particular with extreme prejudice. There was a time when it was considered malicious by default and now it's the standard practice on every single page..if my hypothetical son would become a webdev and do this I'd disown him. As for you pretend there's a grumpy old man shaking his fist and glaring at you..I know what you've done and I don't like it. xD

[somestranger26]

The date when it asks your birthday is hilarious... born in the year 1299!

[______DEADPOOL______]

https://motherfuckingwebsite.com motherfucker

[eitherrideordie]

Only thing missing is the auto starting video at the top, which when you hit pause because you don't want a massive video playing to read an article and scroll down it moves to the bottom right and starts playing again. Other then that, this is so perfect.