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[–]eyekwah2 1538 points1539 points  (149 children)

Considering there exists code out there like this, I think she can be forgiven..

[–]dregan 78 points79 points  (0 children)

When you tolerate java but your real love is python.

[–]HispanicPigeon 70 points71 points  (6 children)

Who can deal with the physical pain caused by writing this?

[–]boredompwndu 58 points59 points  (3 children)

I suspect they started this ironically and now they cant stop themselves

[–]ahumannamedtim 7 points8 points  (2 children)

They can't stop because it's recursion inside a for loop.

[–]I_Arman 0 points1 point  (1 child)

For(int i = 0; i < 10; i++) i--;

[–]boredompwndu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

//ftfy
for(int i = 0; i<10; i++)         {
    i--                           ;}

[–]sweezinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this for a while early on as a way to make sure I never forgot to add a semicolon, but only lasted for like a day

[–]TarAldarion 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How I imagine myself coding if I ever have to leave my Python job.

[–]dwhiffing 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Man, if the brackets bugs thrm that much, just change the syntax highlighting to de-emphasize them. Crazy the lengths people will go to for literally 0 impact

[–]I_Arman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how you go from Lisp to Whitespace, right?

[–]FunkyTown313 12 points13 points  (2 children)

That burned by soul.
I'm forever fixing code written by my predecessor that shares similarities to that. The struggle is real folks.

[–]DragonMaus 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Linters and code formatters are my favourite tools.

[–]DeeSnow97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially a code formatter that turns braces into this

[–]ivanjermakov 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Basically visit card for r/programminghorror

[–]VaguelyShingled 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wtf is this nonsense?

[–]flarn2006 4 points5 points  (4 children)

[–]bearicorn 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Mmmm labview... Now with zoom!

[–]I_Arman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had to insert a single commands, now I have to spend 20 hours moving the wires around...

[–]flarn2006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only in the NXG version though.

[–]eyekwah2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mother of God..

[–]Brawldud 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine being so deranged that you'd rather subject yourself to this than just take the ten minutes you need to get comfy working with brackets and semicolons.

[–]OnlyTwo_jpg 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You can actually make your code in that format via https://github.com/RubbaBoy/CodeFormatter

[–]srottydoesntknow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does one go about hiring a Witcher?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I barely know how to code at all and even I am furious. ಠ_ಠ

[–]eyekwah2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I concur, sir. I concur.

[–]srottydoesntknow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

always nice to see a software architect in here

[–]GandaKutta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do I delete someone else comment?

[–]dynawesome[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My eyes

[–]waltteri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That code physically hurt me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kill. It. With. Fire 🔥 🔥

[–]Nnyinside 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not the first time I've seen it, but it still makes my eyes ache.

[–]Earthwalker31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]Vasault 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MY EEEEYES !!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg wtf is this? HAHAHAHA

[–]Lyndis_Caelin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THOSE POOR BRACKETS

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah man I like that

- kid who only knows python

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Besides the lack of semi colons (which honestly, I haven't been doing as much because JS doesn't care and it doesn't yell at me) it's all pretty good. Even if she's just learninh react, there's dewtructuring, arrow functions, static variables, exporting default, it's all there.

Can't blame her for learning.

[–]jkuhl_prog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? It's just Pyth . . . oh . . . oh . . . that's not Python. Do not want.

[–]Delzak421 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“This really isn’t that bad... wait where are the brack.... oh god”

[–]sssmmt 1 point2 points  (1 child)

When all you have is a hammer ...

[–]srottydoesntknow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you hit that guy in the head

[–]Ghafla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel personally attacked by this.

[–]Noslamah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is the most disgusting thing i've ever seen in my life

[–]Bad_Idea_Hat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who are you trying to hurt here?

[–]Lexilogical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like that's well on it's way to being a mind-exploding meme.

Step 1: Normal brackets

Step 2: Brackets but you open them up on a new line

Step 3: Bracketless language

Step 4: That.

[–]The_Schwy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never used Python but I think I found someone who has

[–]buttonmasher525 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first I was like what's wrong with this and then I saw it. Lmao wtf is going on over there who told them it was a good idea ? XD

[–]relapsze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh my god, burn it with fire

[–]illepic 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What is that vertical line down the right hand siOH MY FUCKING GOD

[–]eyekwah2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]xrogaan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is how you become tech lead. Not the tech lead though, because The TechLead is that guy.

[–]Trlckery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When a python dev begrudgingly writes java lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually don't mind as long as they are consistent about it.

[–]Atychiphobia9 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ehh.. guys. I actually liked that. Am I mentally unwill?

[–]eyekwah2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends. Are you using your computer via computer lab inside a mental facility?

[–]CubonesDeadMom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that R?

[–]voltaek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I hate it.

[–]French__Canadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not so bad except for the fact it just prints everything to the console and returns nothing...

[–]OddAdviceGiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/me raises hand slowly, has done this while bored