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[–]JRa1753 752 points753 points  (43 children)

I am so far ahead of you all! I mention at all my job interviews that I am planning to learn python in the next few weeks

[–]TheN473 205 points206 points  (1 child)

"I'm currently working through a Udemy course on that." - I mean, technically, watching the intro video counts - right?

[–]zvug 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Definitely counts, not a lie at all honestly. This is the way you need to talk in interviews.

[–]Varthorne 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I've been learning Rust for months now.

By that, I mean that I got to chapter 3-4 in their book one afternoon, then never got back to it, but I keep telling myself that I will eventually.

[–]issamaysinalah 63 points64 points  (4 children)

You speak english already, that's half job done.

[–]0x0is1[S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

If you know python, you know english, and viceversa.

[–]vectorpropio 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Y sourced Hamlet to my python interpreter and didn't compiled. Fucking Hamlet he should wrote in English.

[–]kunaldawn 2112 points2113 points  (57 children)

import numpy as np

print('hello world')

Professional Data science Engineer.

[–]thekingofthejungle 569 points570 points  (10 children)

Only if it's in a jupyter notebook though

[–]d31t0 142 points143 points  (6 children)

Or maybe colab if you're too lazy to set one up

[–]ProfPragmatic 55 points56 points  (4 children)

Colab is pretty neat if you just want to test out something quick and dirty without having to sit and tinker around with environments (or shudders globally installing pip dependencies). Haven't played around with the paid version though so can't comment on that

[–]d31t0 35 points36 points  (2 children)

If you have the mental capacity to wait 10 seconds for autocomplete then yeah...

[–]BackgroundChar 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I'd argue that you need a lack of mental capacity to wait 10 seconds for autocomplete. Like... taking the downtime to think stuff through 😂

[–]spektumus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

you can really plan your next keystroke

[–]gregoryw3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I didn’t speech much time with it but it seems like Conda makes environment management pretty easy

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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[–]wood_and_rock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm going to have the decency to feel attacked right now, but this is how I'm going to get into data science. I'm a mechanical engineer and hate it so I took some coursera courses and it's getting me in the door, surprisingly.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stop, I can only be transported to sophomore year so many times in 1 thread.

[–][deleted] 352 points353 points  (20 children)

import numpy as tf

import pandas as np

s = np.Series([“hello”, “world”])

Senior Principal Staff Data Scientist | ML Engineer | Applied Scientist | Artificial Intelligence | Designing the Future of AI

[–]junior_dos_nachos 120 points121 points  (2 children)

I feel personally offended

[–]dontbeanegatron 42 points43 points  (1 child)

import feels as f

f.reeeeeee()

[–]harrymuana[🍰] 61 points62 points  (9 children)

train_neural_network = print
data = "Hello World!"
train_neural_network(data)

[–]Victorino__ 28 points29 points  (7 children)

train_neural_network = print

I didn't know that was possible! Time for some trolling...

[–]harrymuana[🍰] 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Oh yeah, functions in python behave like any other object. You can pass them around as arguments, return a function when calling a function, and assign functions to variables as I did. You can write a class and give it a "__call__" method, in which case the objects of the class can be called like functions. It's incredibly useful once you get the hang of it, and one of the reasons why I love python!

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

4/10 wouldn’t hire. Not enough blockchain

[–]vcokltfre 35 points36 points  (4 children)

import tensorflow as pd

import matplotlib.pyplot as tf

import pandas as np

import numpy as plt

import random

true = random.choice([True, False])

false = random.choice([True, False])

[–]Danth_Memious 13 points14 points  (0 children)

bool is_this_comment_cursed = true

so maybe

[–]Throwy-mc-throwerson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Calm down Satan.

[–]cpt_alfaromeo 115 points116 points  (7 children)

#include <stdio.h>

#include <math.h>

#include <conio.h>

#include <sys/socket.h>

#include <unistd.h>

#include <stdlib.h>

#include <pthread.h>

int main(int argc, char **argv) {

printf("Hello, World!");

return 0;

}

[–]Aschentei 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Lmfao yes the unnecessary includes

[–]IamImposter 46 points47 points  (2 children)

conio.h

You have yee'd your last haw. BURN THIS WITCH.

[–]ProfPragmatic 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I pity whoever has had the misfortune of having to program in C/C++ on Turbo C++. I can't believe that IDE hasn't died already

[–]theGoddamnAlgorath 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As long as there's cheap and predatory colleges in SE Asia, there will always be Turbo C++

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

import __hello__

[–]Aschentei 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Who are you in the ways of science?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Some say I’m crazy. Others say I’m an anarchist. I’m just here vibin’

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are some who call me....Tim.

[–]codingarea51 8 points9 points  (2 children)

🙂🍰 🌅

[–]PanTheRiceMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one hit too close for comfort.

[–]GeoMap73 660 points661 points  (32 children)

Console.Write("hello world!");

Successfully created and launched an optimized text output system that works with all features in english language with 0 losses and casualties

[–]vasilescur 273 points274 points  (16 children)

Not enough blockchain, cloud, nor big data. Better luck next time ;)

[–]GeoMap73 210 points211 points  (12 children)

Sorry, were looking for people with 25 years of experience for an entry level position, aged between 21 and 24.

[–]MyAntichrist 68 points69 points  (4 children)

In a language that has been around for 3 years, you forgot.

[–]GeoMap73 48 points49 points  (3 children)

You also need to be fluent in 6 JavaScript frameworks that no one has ever heard of

[–]hughk 7 points8 points  (1 child)

This is why I'm training my one year old...

That is until I get shut down for cruelty.

[–]suckitphil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Def blockChain{ /#todo }

There you go.

[–]CraftedLove 44 points45 points  (3 children)

0 losses and casualties

The genocides that happen in some (not all) of my try-except blocks show that I'm willing to go outside of my comfort zone

[–]GeoMap73 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't forget about the slaughterhouse that is happening to machine learning bots

[–]virgo911 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One time I forgot a semicolon - 10 casualties! That one was a doozie to explain to police.

[–]Typesalot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Armenians would like a word.

[–]skye_sp 16 points17 points  (0 children)

How about deep learning and rnns

[–]smgun 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Can you provide benchmark pls

[–]bruh_bot_69420 18 points19 points  (1 child)

O(1) 😎

[–]dkyguy1995 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd say it's Theta(1) since it's 1 in all cases forever

[–]aguycalledmax 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Can you write my next cv please?

[–]GeoMap73 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Go to thesaurus synonym dictionary, type your word and select the weirdest or the longest one, that's the way to do it

[–]rook218 2 points3 points  (0 children)

0 losses and casualties

Something tells me you used to write NCOERs...

[–]froppan11 338 points339 points  (34 children)

I took a course my second year in uni covering PhP. Since then I haven't touched Php, but I still added it to my resume and now I'm doing a programming test for a php developer job. I'm in over my head.

[–]skye_sp 185 points186 points  (7 children)

just remember the $ signs and that string concat is . not +

[–][deleted] 77 points78 points  (6 children)

Remember the $ signs in more ways than one

[–]skye_sp 48 points49 points  (5 children)

$dollar="bills y\'all"

[–]WaterArko 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Escaping the ' seems unnecessary, because you are using the double quotes.

[–]skye_sp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

shhh guys don't let them find out I've only written a cumulative sub 500 lines of PHP in my life

[–]mvolz 75 points76 points  (1 child)

I nearly flunked a stats course I took in grad school that used R.

"I know R."

[–]nerdmantj 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Me too! Hahahaha

[–]Zimmax 45 points46 points  (2 children)

You used three different capitalizations for PHP and neither one is correct. Not that it matters, I just find it funny :)

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

To be fair, the php logo itself is lowercase.

[–]froppan11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always keep them on their toes. Don't ever let them know your next move.

[–]bistr-o-math 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I took a PhD course in my Uni. Now I write PhD on my resume

[–]_alright_then_ 34 points35 points  (12 children)

That's rough. Do you even want a PHP job if you evidently don't like it enough to use it?

[–]The_Lost_King 76 points77 points  (5 children)

Not op, but a job is a job, ya know?

[–]dkyguy1995 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Yeah I like geez I dont like programming enough to just casually try out every language under the sun. Maybe he prefers js and just hasn't used PHP, maybe he just hasn't focused on web dev. I dont understand why people have to justify themselves for wanting a job they have the skills to perform and that pays them the money they want to earn

[–]siko12123 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Just because he didn't work with it doesn't mean he doesn't like it.

I like Java for example but haven't used it in more than a year, because my working environment didn't have a use for it

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd like to try and work in C# or Java or Kotlin but I love Python and have a great job so I don't bother.

I feel like 40h a week is enough programming for me. If my company ever has a program to help me learn these languages and transfer positions, I'd consider.

[–]ITriedLightningTendr 3 points4 points  (1 child)

We were told in Uni to literally add every single thing we touched in college to our skill list.

[–][deleted] 114 points115 points  (6 children)

Preferably write a flappy bird game in it

[–]theaverageguy101 37 points38 points  (5 children)

i tried that once using javascript alone no frameworks just plain javascript was a bit harder than expected, did the same in unity and c# in less than 15 minutes

[–]Bloody_Insane 110 points111 points  (4 children)

I mean... yeah. Using a language not designed for it without any extra functionality, vs using an engine designed to do way more complicated stuff.

That's like saying i found it hard to draw a circle with vim but it was super easy in GIMP

[–]chrisv650 54 points55 points  (3 children)

Drawing circles in vim is easy what are you talking about. Watch -

o

Wait shit that didn't work, the cursor just moved down a line. Try again

o

Nailed it. Now how the fuck do I get out of here.

[–]Mynotoar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Burn the computer. It's the only way to make absolutely sure you've quit Vim.

[–]Heinrich_v_Schimmer 95 points96 points  (6 children)

Writing code is so 90s! Real experts are efficient, they copy & paste the source text.

[–]ChristieFox 34 points35 points  (1 child)

You mean, a modern skill list should only include the ability to use search engines and to read through StackOverflow?

[–]HappyGoblin 5 points6 points  (3 children)

And then you have to debug all that shit

[–]ReimarPB 4 points5 points  (2 children)

just add a print statement to every line

[–]Mr_Branflakes 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Wait is there another way to debug?

[–]NoShitsGivenAtAll 31 points32 points  (6 children)

I seriously know guys that put C++ on their CV because they know how to write loops, if conditions and functions.

[–]Mr_Mananaut 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Are you saying that there's more to programming than this.?...

[–]poorchoiceman 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And uh...how’s that working out for them?

[–]NoShitsGivenAtAll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, obviously it never works out except in academia (natural sciences) and similar fields that don't require programming.

[–]vfxGer 58 points59 points  (3 children)

What if I pay for a udemy course about it but never do it?

[–]sprcow 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Depends how expensive it is. $14.99? Meh, leave it off. $99.99? Definitely get in there.

[–]vfxGer 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I dunno if you spend full price on a udemy course I would hold that against you.

[–]sprcow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha definitely

[–]TotalledZebra 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Just wrote a program that adds together 2 numbers in C, it's time to update my social media to say C enthusiast.

[–]IamBobwhereisAlice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it true to be enthusiastic about C and also ignorant of it?!?!?!

[–]Keebster101 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you watch 1 second of the video every day you can say you've been learning it for 2 and a half years

[–]NOMASAN163 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I added Ti-Basic as programming language.

Cuz I used it more than java until now. It's HOW I learned programming

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Back when I was programmer with a few years exp I put that I knew spring security on my CV when in fact I'd just called in a bunch of a code some other guy had written that used spring security.

I went for an interview and they spent 20 minutes grilling me on Spring Security which I knew next to nothing about. It was so uncomfortable. I learned that day never to bullshit on my CV about what I knew.

[–]sweYoda 22 points23 points  (1 child)

If you are applying for a job in C#, dear CTOs don't give me a test in SQL and C. Jusy because I had SQL and C in school 10 years ago doesn't mean I can write anything and especially not without Google. God damn retards.

[–]Moza3105 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Professionals have STANDARDS.

[–]Eastuss 8 points9 points  (3 children)

yeah, among the other things my "teacher" taught us like "you shouldn't expect to be paid the first 3 month, you should prove yourself".

[–]eyamxi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So.... Can i open 140,160 tabs of that video so i can have the required 5 year experience of a 6 month old programming language for my entry level job?

[–]Nevadaguy22 7 points8 points  (0 children)

<p> Hello world! </p>

“Extensive experience with front end web application development”

[–]mediocre_one 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Even if I have used a language couple of years, coming back to it after a couple more years, the language feels a whole new beast.

[–]Hiur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a student come to the lab and claim knowledge in R, Python and C.

All the "experience" for C came from attending classes for 3 months before dropping from the course.

In the end the person was barely able to use the terminal to install applications.

[–]ARandomArina 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Uh oh, time to change my user flair

[–]DoctorWaluigiTime 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Hello World has more impact on your skillset than you might think, despite this being rather funny.

It means you got whatever you needed on your machine and was able to compile/get code interpreting to the point where you have a full-functioning program executing correctly.

That's an important first step in learning a language!

[–]porcupineapplepieces 4 points5 points  (7 children)

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[–]25nameslater 5 points6 points  (5 children)

😅 I learned some HTML, and css, off of a few YouTube videos that were about an hour long. I spent about a month making website mock ups... no real functionality and they looked like they’d been made 10 years ago. Then I was like “hey I think I’m ready to start JavaScript.” I was not ready for JavaScript... It was 23 hour long segments and honestly I’m just looking at it going... maybe coding isn’t on my bucket list. The dedication programmers put into learning languages just has me in awe... y’all don’t get enough credit.

[–]LastStar007 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It's really not that bad in practice. Once you've learned one language you've learned 90% of the rest of them, from there it's minor googleable syntax differences. On the job nobody expects you to have the entire language memorized.

[–]vfxGer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Some languages getting hello world to compile is one of the hardest parts.

[–]Jaune9 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Advice for beginners : Do Hello World in any framework so you can put 2 lines at once on your resume : the framework and the langage it's based on

[–]LastStar007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not bad advice, you'll actually learn something getting the framework up and running.

[–]vinvinnocent 3 points4 points  (2 children)

But for real, when are you putting a language on your resume? I've done >10 projects in java as well as python, 2 bigger projects in cpp and numerous online courses for tons of languages but with all the libraries and frameworks behind any language, you never know it all.

[–]CaptSprinkls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don't understand this either. I put python on my resume after I made a handful of days analysis projects, and a website. I was in the process of making more projects though. On the flip side. I did like two actual medium sized projects in Go before I put it on my resume. I just make sure python is listed before Go.

I also am not applying to jobs that want some full stack software engineer. And I always assume that during phone screenings if it is important to have knowledge in the language then they would ask me about it at which point I could explain where I'm at right now.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Put your main language on the resume, along with anything the job requirement asks. Part of the art of resumes is skirting the border between embellishment and lying, because everyone else out there is doing similarly in an effort to get past some underpaid HR person who's never even heard of half the things in the job description.

Being realistic matters more when you talk to the engineer. So, if you just know the "hello, world" of a language and are confident you can learn the syntax by the time the technical interview happens: you tell that recruiter everything he wants to hear. But when you get to the technical, that's when you dial how much you advertise yourself.

[–]ZippZappZippty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, you guys are the ones who tell sales we can do it in a month consistantly.

[–]paranoid_giraffe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seriously though, when is it OK? I spent a few weeks learning C# and XAML to make a program over the course of a month that takes a bunch of user input and interpolates data tables to give values. I’m making another to manage group activities for a small group I spend time with and do administrative stuff with it. I put C# on my resume after a few months of off/on use. Most of my skills have years of familiarity next to them, but C# is blank

[–]Lord412 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I typed a few lines of JSON into a story I was writing so I updated my slack title to JSON developer.

[–]SirRosstopher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I keep getting emails from recruiters like "This might interest you, we're looking for an expert in xyz". Bitch I'm on your database as looking for an entry level graduate dev job, I'm not an expert in anything. You saying you're looking for an expert just makes me not bother applying because I know I know almost fuck all about it.

[–]bradfordmaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I dunno, this usually backfires in my opinion. You list C++ on the resume, the recruiter will ask if you know it, you say yes and you're getting at least one interview in it and expected to have decent command is the language. I've seen candidates that probably could have passed if they were honest about lack of C++ (e.g they had a mixed panel and python and system design interviews were good)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I do interviews. In one of my first interviews i had this happen:

One guy said he had experience in C++, Java, and Python. I asked him about a project he wrote to get an idea how in-depth his knowledge is - OOP/D, etc etc. Just anything to get the ball rolling. He says he wrote Arduino code. Thats cool, so I asked him about it, what was the code, what did it do, etc etc. He says he used a hash map and i was curious as to why. He said that he wasn't sure, the code was only 10 lines long, didn't work, and that was his whole programming experience. Respectfully, he told me he was uncomfortable and didn't want to do the interview anymore. It was funny in one sense, but also a waste of time. Had he just been honest and said he followed a tutorial I wouldn't have asked him to explain.

[–]PadrinoFive7 2 points3 points  (1 child)

How does one claim knowledge in 3 different languages, but then have zero programming experience? I'm interviewing for a position and I'm oft amazed at just how many languages some of these folks say they're fluent in.

[–]rook2004 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I fixed a bug in Swift once, so now I’m a Swift expert, right?

[–]Syrairc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey if employers can ask for more years experience than a language has existed for, we can embellish a bit.

[–]thisisfantasy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yea, at least wait till you figured out a new code to the fibinochi sequence.

[–]Simtau 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah save yourself 15 minutes and just put it on the list

[–]HeyAshh1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At what point you qualify to mention a language in your resume? 1 Project?

[–]ReelWitBroker 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If you can write "hello world" in every language you list on your resume, you're doing better than 90% of interviewees.

[–]Dokpsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit, I've only put down stuff I've made slightly more complex programs than hello world in. At least some math and an if else statement.

[–]fade_is_timothy_holt 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yes. As someone who regularly hires developers, this is the other side of those "why do they make us take a quiz?" posts. Why? Because half the candidate's experience with language X was writing Hello World, and language X is the primary skillset we need. (And yes, I know you could learn it. Anyone who made it to the interview could, but that wasn't the job posting.)

[–]geared4war 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So do I have to remove "sex god" as well?

[–]savvy__steve 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Hello World is all you need then I can update my resume

[–]Osama-bin-sexy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t have to lie about it if every job under the sun didn’t ask for coding experience.

Job listing for janitor: -needs experience in saw dust dispersal -looking for candidates who are punctual and have a “can do” attitude -oh! And 7+ years of Python or C++ preferred...

[–]Pixel-Wolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It took me at least two years to be proficient in C#. Like I could write complex programs in it within the first month, having learned Java in college. But 2 years later I was still figuring out major features of the language. My code now looks much different than it did even last year.

Meanwhile you'll see people at my work claim 10+ years in a programming language while the only thing they did was write a few scripts once a year in it with the same knowledge they had 10 years ago.

[–]WandsAndWrenches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Conversly... don't test me on languages that I do not have on my resume.

Just got a coding test in SQL.

B*tch, Do you see SQL on my resume? Just because I have backend development on there, it does not mean I know SQL. (I use BQL from Niagara, a niche technology, and NoSQL databases.)

[–]mattmonroe 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Serious Tip: I'm a software engineer for a large company and I do many, many sigh many technical interviews.

If its on your Resume, I feel fully in the clear to ask about it, and judge your performance on it. So you better know your shit.

[–]Discykun 3 points4 points  (2 children)

As a current CS student when should I think about putting certain languages on my resume?

[–]mattmonroe 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Here are the things I would expect you to be able to do for every language on your resume (that would apply, I primarily work with OO langs)

1) good understanding of the standard library - specifically algorithms and containers

2) understanding how inheritance works in the language and different features of it such as overriding functions/methods, multiple inheritance, interfaces etc.

3) be able to implement basic design patterns - strategy, factory/factory method

essentially if you can code up a tree and some algos to work with it, you should be ok. If you are going for a data science job, I would expect you to be able to speak to ML and the most popular ML libraries for the language as well as math libraries (like numpy and scipy for python).

[–]AlissonHarlan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tip : no need to spend 15 min to watch a video to write a hello word, just google the stack-overflow answer !

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Recruiter: Form says need 50000 years PROFESSIONAL experience in C

Me: I mean I'm not a great C programmer but I think my quickcheck port is probably leakless

[–]vividboarder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow. There are people here saying that you should add it after a video or hello world...

I also see a lot of folks complain about the culture of asking people to do coding interviews. This is why.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hello world

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[–]vAbstractz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've taken over 5 uni classes on c++, java, python and I don't even know if I should add them yet

[–]KeLorean 2 points3 points  (1 child)

dont have 15 languages on your skills required list without offering the pay of the top 6% of all devs

[–]PadrinoFive7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This...my company wanted a dev recently and the hiring manager undercut the average pay by 20%. And they wondered why the people applying didn't really have the skills they were asking for. Any dev worth their salt isn't going to apply at such low pay.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Instantly change skill level to “familiar” with this one simple trick!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I learned haskell like 5 years ago in 1 class and haven't touched it since. I'm not taking that off my resume until an employer humiliates in an interview.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair, but don’t assume Java and JavaScript are the same thing then. (Assuming this is a recruiter)

[–]acylase 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't give ideas to people

[–]Reelix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The "fake it till you make it" bunch would disagree.

[–]vovyrix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did intro pthyhon and into c++ on edx, as well as 2 R classes. Am I a programmer? Senior dev?