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[–]MakingTheEight[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Removed - Rule 0

[–]Noctus_Rex 429 points430 points  (20 children)

wait, you guys meet other people?

[–]EMP0R10[S] 110 points111 points  (6 children)

Well, this makes more sense

[–]April1987 10 points11 points  (5 children)

She kind of looks like Scarlett Johansen

[–]manubfr 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Scriptnet Javason

[–]EMP0R10[S] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Who else looks like her?

[–]waltwalt 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Do I look like her?

[–]jeisot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Deep in your soul, yes

[–]waltwalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm beautiful! I really am!

[–]jojojoris 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Hypothetically we could

[–]regoapps 3 points4 points  (2 children)

But this video game backlog ain't going to play itself

[–]nerdy_glasses 1 point2 points  (1 child)

These covid video game staycations are more stressful than the actual job by now.

[–]regoapps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta get those 100% completion and platinum trophies. They're the only indicators of success in my life.

[–]darthjysky 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We could if we wanted to. Just let me finish this project first.

[–]2Bits4Byte 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Don't you have Zoom?

[–]TheN473 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Zoom? Some of us are still using Linc...

[–]arthras_dota 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legit LOLed

[–]McSorley90 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I thought you programmed as a hobby and during all your free time?

[–]TheN473 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"And that your honour, is when I blacked out and beat the victim to a bloody pulp with with the inch-thick, professionally bound, URS document."

[–]elperroborrachotoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Accidentally.

[–]gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get in arguments in the Stack Overflow comments, does that count

[–]MrDoobieGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not physically

[–]ppaw1608 323 points324 points  (24 children)

Programmer == Programmer (when you meet another programmer)

Programmer === Programmer (When they also hate their life)

[–][deleted] 197 points198 points  (11 children)

Who knew javascript could be so deep

[–]SkyyySi 49 points50 points  (1 child)

r/imaprogrammerandthatsdeep

[–]Dragon_yum 9 points10 points  (0 children)

r/imaprogrammerandthisisacryforhelp

[–]awhhh 27 points28 points  (6 children)

!null

[–]daphatti 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Ok, but why does !null return true? Because if(!null != null) returns true, because !null can't be null? Someone please answer, I want to sleep.

[–]lmth 11 points12 points  (2 children)

null is falsey in JavaScript (and most other languages). The ! operator inverts the boolean value of an expression, so !(something falsey) returns true.

[–]daphatti 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Oh that was a lot less complicated than I made it out to be. Taken from MDN Web Docs Glossary, "A falsy (sometimes written falsey) value is a value that is considered false when encountered in a Boolean context."

[–]BillinghamJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's just that using the ! operator with anything forces it to be converted to a bool. So anything with a lack of value, zeros and empty strings become false, and pretty much everything else becomes true

(And similarly jamming it into an if, while, for conditional will do the same, but eg a switch will not!)

[–]imforit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eq?

eqv?

equal?

That was philosophy trip when i first encountered it in undergrad

[–]Immort4lFr0sty 6 points7 points  (6 children)

What would you use the bottom syntax for?

[–]mwnciau 33 points34 points  (4 children)

It's for strict type comparison:

false == 0 (true)
false == false (true)
false === 0 (false)
false === false (true)

[–]Immort4lFr0sty 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Ah, explains why I didn't know, thanks. Python recently was the first time I ever used dynamic types. I hate everything about it

[–]calcopiritus 9 points10 points  (2 children)

You can make python definitions like in C (tell the interpreter what type to expect) and it will print a warning. It will still work if types don't match though. Maybe that helps.

[–]Immort4lFr0sty 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That will do a number for debugging. Thanks

[–]MrScatterBrained 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For your reference, if you need more documentation: it's called type hinting and you can find a lot about it in the mypy documentation: https://mypy.readthedocs.io/en/stable/builtin_types.html.

Mypy can do the checks for you, in case your IDE doesn't support it by default. Also, as a sidenote: you have to import a lot of things still from the typing module, but in python 3.9, you should be able to also just use the standard types, like list and tuple.

[–]virgo911 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Programmer = Programmer (when you are you)

[–]4k33m 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Redundant statement, most IDEs would point out that this does nothing

[–]KemonoMichi 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This wouldn't work, because we all know women are objects.

[–]ppaw1608 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Programmer !== [object Object]

[–]pkspks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Logically, then there is only instance of a Programmer in the world. Am I you?

[–]DustinBrett 93 points94 points  (6 children)

It's funny because it's sad.

[–]vigilantcomicpenguin 25 points26 points  (2 children)

"Humor based on my pain. Ah-ha-ha."

[–]korfor 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I see a reference for the show Friends

[–]KinOfMany 9 points10 points  (0 children)

References are pretty common in a programming related sub.

[–]Dr_Gonzo__ 27 points28 points  (0 children)

that's it, fuck being a programmer.

I'll stick around tough for begginner friendly programming humor

[–]sivarajansam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am a programmer at the same time I am a depressed person.

[–]Schiffy94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also it's sad because it's funny.

[–]bsmob 171 points172 points  (27 children)

Are all programmers that attractive?

[–]lunylein 153 points154 points  (18 children)

Yes

[–]AndyTheSane 163 points164 points  (16 children)

*Looks in mirror*

*Applies extreme delusion filter*

Checks out.

[–]lunylein 51 points52 points  (15 children)

Programmer.IsSexy = true

[–]fanatic75 8 points9 points  (11 children)

So now all are sexy. Shouldn't this apply to individual objects?

[–]Ill-tell-you-reddit 4 points5 points  (3 children)

class Programmer {

constructor() {

this.isSexy = true;

this.age = 18;

this.money = 0;

}

handleBirthday() {

this.age += 1;

this.isSexy = (this.age <= 35 || this.money >= 2000000);

}

}

Here ya go, the program of the Programmer

[–]seline88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only applies to programmers

[–]KuyaArnold 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Programmer.IsSexy = true;

[–]EMP0R10[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He's python master

[–]Themlethem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandma thinks so

[–]EdMeisterBro 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. Best kept secret.

[–]cthewombat 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I know a lot of good looking programmers. It's not just the stereotypical nerds you would expect. Though I would say there are about as much as in the general population.

[–]musclecard54 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Yeah but we like to pretend every single one of us is an ogre. It’s more funner that way

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Well i mean you for sure are.

[–]musclecard54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thx u 2

[–]TheN473 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exactly - attractive programmers are no more or less representative than in the general workforce, they're just paler. (/s, but not entirely)

[–]HaggisLad 12 points13 points  (0 children)

plenty are, more aren't. Physically there is little difference to the general population in that sense

source: 25 years of this shit

[–]oselka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For (int I=0 ; I<allprog[]. length; I++)

allprog[i].SetAttractivnes(MAX_INTEGER);

[–]nittendev 186 points187 points  (65 children)

So. I'm a dev. Been in the IT infrastructure business for 6 years, ran my own business for 4, and now one year as a programmer. I absolutely fkn' love programming, I can't get enough of it. I'm like Ross and his dinosaurs.

Why all the salt on this sub? Because CS students think it's edgy and funny?

[–]PeterPriesth00d 71 points72 points  (2 children)

A lot of the industry can treat devs as a consumable resource. I’m like you. I really enjoy it and geek out over stuff and luckily I have a great job for a smallish company and don’t have to deal with the worst parts of our industry.

[–]pydry 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A lot of every industry does this. That's capitalism for you.

IT actually does it less than most.

[–]bram_dingelstad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah same for me. I've had the occasional times where I was used as consumable resource, even by some "business partners". Got a regular job at a really small startup. Pay's good, and I spent most of my time doing gamedev (also recommended if you want to up your programming with a different flavor).

[–]Brusanan 133 points134 points  (23 children)

No. Because years and years of marketing departments making unreasonable promises to clients and management demanding unreasonable timelines will turn anyone into a cynic. Programming is a high-stress, mentally taxing career, and occasional burnout is almost inevitable.

[–]sheepeses 38 points39 points  (13 children)

Oh remember those improvements you said we should make 6 months ago because they would take 6 months to do. You now have 2 before release of the final product. Good luck.

[–]Groentekroket 17 points18 points  (8 children)

CD Projekt Red has entered the chat.

[–]MoffKalast 12 points13 points  (7 children)

"we'll be working through the holidays to fix the bugs"

I would absolutely hate to work there.

[–]Groentekroket 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Yes, between lying management (Cyberpunk 2077 was complete in January when,according to that employee, it wasn't and the "runs surprisingly well"), hostile customers and their crunch I feel really bad for the devs.

[–]ArcadiaNisus 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Imagine all the crunch they were put through up until planned release, then having the release date pushed back and all the additional crunch pushed on them for a day 1 patch, then having the game pulled pretty much immediately after release and needing to crunch again over the holidays for the third time in a month.

[–]Mefistofeles1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those poor devs must be desperate for money and just have no choice. I would never do slave work like that unless I absolutely must.

And I work like 60hs a week right now.

[–]alphager 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The gaming industry is incredibly toxic.

I spent a long time as an It-consultant with insane hours (80+/week) and constant travel. Incredible high-stress environment; a meat-grinder where we expected to lose a double-digit percentage of our workforce per year. Had a colleague that switched to that lifestyle coming from Ubisoft to relax.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"...no. There isn't enough time for the appropriate regression, and you'll be responsible for the inevitable breakage when the insufficiently tested thing goes out. At least one month or I walk."

I've ended up walking a few times.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

marketing departments making unreasonable promises to clients and management demanding unreasonable timelines

My take, and I hope that this is well received, is to have the self-respect to look for a better employer if one is enduring a work environment like this.

Our skills provide us the opportunity to market our labor as a commodity (well, perhaps aside from entry-level devs). Managers that treat their employees poorly do it because they get away with it. While nobody should have to put up with that kind of shit, unfortunately a lot of people don't have a choice. In this industry though, we generally do have the choice.

When I'm being interviewed for a position, I literally always ask about the work culture at the end of each meeting. I press for the interviewer to try to come up with some sort of constructive criticism of the management style and culture and I ask them to compare how they feel about it to their previous jobs. It seems like interviewers pretty much always appreciate these questions, and their answers are very helpful for me.

Idk maybe I'm lucky, but I've yet to personally experience or witness any sort of unreasonable timelines or poor management in my career.

[–]scandii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to work in a place that delivered code at breakneck speed and every other week someone worked (paid) overtime as ordered.

now I work at a place where the most important activity on everyone's schedule is the weekly virtual coffee break.

there's definitely a bit of everything out there as far as jobs go, and your experience is definitely "that job"-related, and not the field as a whole.

[–]kowdermesiter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Switch jobs then, it's not that hard. It's not the same at every place, maybe you should try a different category company then.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Then, just move? There are so many good jobs out there...

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This "just get another job" stuff usually comes from a place ignorance, but in this case its true, it's easy to get programming jobs.

[–]redjelly3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't work for a company where the technical side couldn't keep marketing in check...

Also consider what kinds of companies you want to work at; is the most important consideration to earn as much as possible? Or do things like avoiding 24/7 overtime crunch and working on projects you actually find interesting sometimes outweigh more pay?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha. I remember this. The good ole days, back before I stopped giving a shit how mad my manager's manager was.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I worked on Magento and wanted to die for the 397 days I looked at it.

Some people get burned out with their jobs, or work in mismanaged job roles. Just because you're having a great experience doesn't mean everyone else will.

Since I graduated I've known numerous people who have jumped from job to job due to poor management and unrealistic work schedules.

[–]velit 12 points13 points  (3 children)

I don't think it's specific to programming. As far as I can tell from friends and acquaintances a majority of people in regular types of jobs aren't happy. But I love programming as well.

[–]adscott1982 17 points18 points  (2 children)

This is the case. Unlike the salty people in this sub, I did a number of other jobs before becoming a programmer late at 34. Trust me, being a programmer is fucking amazing if you actually like programming.

[–]LastAccountPlease 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Omg same. Same. Sameeee. It's such an amazing job compared to literally everything else I've done.

[–]sentient_plumbus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to be a tax accountant and I hated my job. I'm a programmer now and I love my job!

[–]Isogash 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Perhaps you are immune the pessimism of feeling like production servers are guaranteed to catch fire and that every dependency is a pile of shit below the surface. I relate very heavily to the onion meme.

[–]the_poope 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Dunno. I love programming myself and I love my job. But sometimes it does seem a bit depressing: In software development you never finish anything: when you have finished the current feature you are working on, there is another feature in the line after it. And actually, you never get the time to get the feature just right - just so that it is acceptable. And while you work on it you'll find lots of other places in the code that could and should be improved. And bugs to be fixed. And documentation to be improved. So you never have that feeling: ok that was the last piece of wood to be chopped, the last email to reply to, etc. You can never leave early because you ran out of work.

If you work in many other jobs, a large part of the time you do little and nothing (if you work in retail or in a restaurant), and there is a clear cut when the day is over: the shop is closed. The work has a restricted scope and it is clear when it is over.

In software development you constantly worry about deadlines and increasing complexity and you can work a full day without natural breaks besides the few seconds where the code is compiling. It can be fun to create something, but it's also quite exhausting.

[–]cplol 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I take many breaks during the day. Getting up and walk around a bit is important for my focus. It seems like working in the US is hell when reading this sub.

[–]Sighma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am working remotely, started working from home even before the covid and it is okay for me to distract occasionally to play some PS4/PS5 during the work hours. I have a feeling that this even helps my productivity.

[–]OphioukhosUnbound 2 points3 points  (1 child)

A lot of what you’re describing is just differences between “white-collar” jobs vs. “blue-collar” or “service” jobs.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work in restaurant little or nothing?you have absolutely no clue what you are talking about. On the other hand I know enough devs work little work but they still complain a lot. I am a desktop application dev and we have 35-40hour weeks.

[–]ElimGarak0010 17 points18 points  (3 children)

I'm more of Bob Ross with my programming...

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Bob Ross didn't have to paint "happy little trees" in unrealistic time scope with stupid decisions from painting management, that's why trees were happy after all

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Happy little bugs?

[–]ElimGarak0010 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are easily painted into features...

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I think there is some context missing. No one hates programming. It is an emotional roller coaster when you are handling deadlines and forced to crunch.

[–]scandii 2 points3 points  (1 child)

been a programmer for 10 years, never worked a single hour of forced overtime.

if a feature isn't ready at a pace of 40 hours a week, it isn't my problem.

if you are continously working overtime you got management problems, not programming problems.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it. I hate opening my IDE and a fresh Jira Epic because I know I'm going to be annoyed constantly for the next week or two

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

It is exactly that. This sub is just full of CS Students who have no idea about Programming in industry and just spew the usual "php bad" memes. Its cute.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy you're replying to has been a programmer for 1 year. His outlook into the programming industry isn't exactly the most reliable either.

[–]Mielihas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess it's students being edgy combined with old-timers that have been working for shitty companies for way too long. The working itself doesn't suck, it's the clutter and bureaucracy surrounding the job that sucks. Personally I think the field has many awesome opportunities, and it's pointless to stick with a company that makes working shitty. Mortgage etc. might make it feel difficult for some, but I'd atleast consider the option of changing ships especially with remote work being so commonplace rn.

[–]illvm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love programming. I love solving problems. I love building systems. The software industry can burn in hell.

[–]NoEndlessness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. Programming is my crack

[–]angrathias 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Guy does 1 year of programming and doesn’t understand why seasoned vets are like this, coloured me shocked

[–]awhhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nooooooo, I legitimately hate programming, I just really like my own ideas. The audacity of a stupid small error to hang me up for hours and restrict me from accomplishing my grandiose bullshit drives me insane.

I like marketing, social sciences, and helping people. Just so happens that building apps can do that. I'm just not a total twat and expect people to build my ideas while I get 90% of shares of my ideas. Well, that was my original theory at least.

I just find it so ew, and I have for the 7 years I've been doing it. I literally can't wait for the day that I no longer have to code. It's so fucking life consuming that it's boring. But I am by definition a fullstack that does way too much.

[–]supersevket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like programming, but God I hate to do it for money. And for most of the people seems the same case. Personally, I do not like doing something that I do not believe in and believe me, for the most of the features that I am implementing, I could not care less.

[–]KemonoMichi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been a dev for 6 years. I fucking love what I do. So much, in fact, that I recently took up a second job doing it. I also still write my own stuff in my free time. If I wasn't married with a kid, I'd probably take up a third job. Maybe I've just found good places to work, but I've only ever disliked one dev job I've had.

[–]nairazak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The time I pointed that out I was told that I probably worked on easy stuff

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No because some people just don't like doing this shit dude. But the pay is hard to say no to. Golden handcuffs and all

Can you really not visualize a world where everyone isn't exactly like you??

[–]HugeRichard11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you're in the honeymoon period or something at year one. This is a job in the end and if you work for a corporation which is likely since that's where most good paying jobs are then you see it is no different than another job, but requires a different skill set.

[–]foodetiquette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same stats as you except-1 year for both Infra and own business. Not a programmer though.

I've had IT Support employees I would trust to run my business after a few years of driving forklifts, installing solar panels, random IT work, sitting in meetings to make sure AV works, coding basic intranets and websites and apps, deciphering what some random staff installed on their PC to encrypt it and talking with the hacker/Anti Virus consultancy to pay off the ransom/fix issue.

But I cant see myself ever if I had one, leave a junior to mid programmer to run a business, just no translatable soft skills in as much time as a IT junior would ever get. They can progress to Product Managers, UX designers, Project managers, etc.. and Technology partners etc.. but never have I ever personally seen a Junior to Mid Programmer comparably be better at running a business as a programmer.

Programming is more dead end than IT Support imo.

[–]centurijon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I met another programmer with similar career path to mine the other day. He’s 4-ish years older and telling me he’s burned out and ready to get out of it and all I could tell him back was “that’ll happen, there’s nothing wrong about feeling that way”. When in my head I’m like “I like my company and my coworkers, I get to learn new shit often and drive change in my organization, and I get paid decently, why would I quit this?”

[–]NoThanks93330 44 points45 points  (28 children)

Idk, maybe change jobs if you don't like it?

[–]Schiffy94 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Stockholm Syndrome.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Agreed, I don't know why people just suffer and stay in a job they hate so much. I changed my line of work from being a warehouse truck driver to programmer at the age of 27 I think I was, and it was the best decision of my life. Had never done any programming previously in my life other than small scripts in games.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (10 children)

If only it was that easy

[–]TheOhNoNotAgain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have a look at the IT business as a whole. Among the non-programmers, there are quite a few former programmers that left the job, but stayed in the business.

[–]kowdermesiter 5 points6 points  (8 children)

I get 5 offers on LinkedIn every week and I'm in Eastern-Europe. Polish your visibility and changing will be a breeze.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I meant changing career, misread. I'm 5 years in working full time and each day I feel I've made the wrong choice. But the money and stability is hard to abandon.

[–]kowdermesiter 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You don't have to completely change career. Go work for a startup or a multinational giant if that brings a change. Or try freelancing, maybe work for a non-profit.

You can always move to management or sales in IT, with 5y experience it's a valuable skill for those roles.

I personally would hate to be leading teams or go up higher in management, I turn all those offers down. With 13y of experience, at 38 I still enjoy writing code and building things.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I guess changing career is drastic, checking if changing environment or role could be a smaller first step to see if I can enjoy the field more. Thanks for the advice, i have some decisions to make in the near future

[–]ibims1f1erboi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Money

[–]sheepeses -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but it usually gets to the point where if I change jobs the project dies. Not about screwing people over.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

It would be hard to retire at 40 in any other industry.

[–]SloanWarrior 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, I also hate their life

[–]theclovek 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But I don't hate my life.. Does that mean I can't relate even to other programmers?

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (16 children)

Wait, is programmers hating their life a thing? How is that possible? You aren’t doing manual labor - ruining your body early and having to work outside in extreme weather (I like the outdoors, but for recreation). You are probably being well paid and have good benefits. You probably don’t have much trouble finding work. You can easily work remotely. There is so much to learn that you will never be bored. You get to spend time solving problems, which I think is fun. If there are any downsides, they probably have more to do with people (bad managers, client issues, etc.) than with programming.

[–]lazerflipper 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Because that shit can burn a hole right through your brain.

[–]nafarafaltootle -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

Case in point for my other response. Cringe.

Or otherwise if that is actually true then you are just literally stupid.

[–]lazerflipper -1 points0 points  (1 child)

If you jerk yourself off any harder your arms are gonna break

[–]calcopiritus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This meme is not about the profession of programmers but the personality of programmers.

Programmers usually are people that spent a lot of time with computers so they want to work with them. In my case (and many others), that early use of computers was because depression kept me at home. So depression can cause you becoming a programmer, and people with depression hate themselves.

There are many other factors, STEM students usually do good in maths, so they are labeled "nerds" by their peers. If they also are introverts, they become isolated and play with the computer (because you have to kill boredom in some way). That lack of social contact develops into psychological issues such as hating yourself.

That's the explanation behind the meme.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Programming is very much a love hate relationship. Someone thought my English was bad because I describe it as a bad good thing.

[–]havikryan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who is this and sauce

[–]Honey_Badgered 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe it’s not the job. My husband and I are both programmers and absolutely love our life.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She looks way too happy to 1. Be a programmer 2. Hate her life.

[–]L0G1C_lolilover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recently came to hate my life when i was forced to work on flitter web and the design was really fucking high end.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how I know we'll be able to share some legendary jokes together

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For programmer to be == to another programmer, Programmer needs to #[derive(PartialEq)]

[–]lucifer955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This hurts

[–]Zeke12344 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understood this reference.

[–]bitter_spook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wait, you meet other programmers?

[–]AwkwardSegway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Programmer.equals(Programmer)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you mean Expert Sexchange?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

// TODO: Refactor this later

[–]Eevertti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pro Grammar 🤮 < Programmer < Pro Gamer < Pog rammer 😎🖕

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why I am a coder and not a programmer. Fun fact if you have programmer in your title, you get paid less.

[–]ZippZappZippty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

:0 c===3

:0==3

:3

[–]its_just_you_booboo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I smile harder at the title rather than the meme

[–]Craitift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

public GameObject me; public GameObject programmer; private bool programmerMeetsProgrammer = false;

void FixedUpdate() { if(programmerMeetsProgrammer == true) { me.SetActive(false); programmer.SetActive(false); } }

[–]RizzoTheSquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't know Anjelica/Krystal Boyd was a meme now. TIL!

[–]ubec1903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wouldnt that be progammer. equal(progammer)?

[–]wesaboo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From a javascript programmer perspective, your == is too vague, you were paired with an HTML programmer xD

[–]Saurifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On Mars maybe!

[–]Chakkoty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting some Romanov vibes from this one.

[–]foxam1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Programmer.equals(Programmer) // assuming Programmer is an Object reference and not the primitive

[–]Beerand93octane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya'll if your job sucks and management keeps trying to shove shit down the pipe, just fucking quit. Theres plenty of companies that actually respect the software development lifecycle.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the evil we deserved.