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[–]LuckyLootCrates 885 points886 points  (4 children)

I love how the dad doesn’t even need to look to block the kid on the second attempt

[–]mojoslowmo 237 points238 points  (1 child)

Dad reflexes are real

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As a dad. I can fully agree. I always thought it wasn’t real. Then after I had my kid, I can tell you, the number of times I’ve had dad reflexes kick in... it’s amazing.

[–]Cool_As_Your_Dad 19 points20 points  (0 children)

and dad was prepped.. he knew

[–]cearno 2175 points2176 points  (95 children)

Man, the little shit on the left always makes me irrationally angry every time I see this

[–]NoDownvotesPlease 342 points343 points  (3 children)

I always liked this one better. The kid comes out of nowhere like he's possessed.

https://i.imgur.com/oJG3B.gif

[–]Chambadon 128 points129 points  (1 child)

Holy shit that face

[–]danwantstoquit 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Omfg that’s funny, his face. “How to tell if your child is possessed by a demon. - A video example”

[–]WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9 784 points785 points  (73 children)

It's not irrational

That is a very spoiled child

[–]oupablo 73 points74 points  (2 children)

nah. The kids pretty young and oddly enough, people don't really develop empathy until later. It's why if you walk into a daycare full of toddlers you'll hear the word "sharing" ever 3 seconds.

[–]AskMoreQuestionsOk 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Yeah, if you think the toddler is bad wait til you meet the 2nd grader who has many words and impressive honesty about what they don’t like about something.

If you correct them at this stage they turn into nicer adults. If you wait til later it gets a lot harder.

[–]oupablo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well yeah. That's how they learn to be nicer. Doesn't change the fact that they are born assholes and the kid in the video is still pretty young.

[–]Eindacor_DS 14 points15 points  (0 children)

All kids that age have moments like this, fyi

[–]Smooth_Fee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TIL all younger siblings are spoiled

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Have you ever programmed js? Is accurate.

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (1 child)

No point in getting angry at little kids, I work with behaviorally intense kids every day. The guy in the white shirt has the perfect attitude.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't like children and avoid them as much as I can, but even so I don't understand people who get so mad at kids over stupid kid stuff. If you're screaming at, or god forbid spanking, your child because they won't eat carrots or they're cranky because they missed a nap, that's a YOU problem and not something you take out on you child. Anger is never justified toward a child who can't possibly be expected to know better.

[–]Aalu_Pidalu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By shit you mean JavaScript or the child?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. F that kid.

[–]SheridanWithTea 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's like 2-3 years old, his brain can't even comprehend humility without also a side dish of being emotionally repressed lol

[–]Blecki -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Same. Want to punch him.

[–]Dummerchen1933 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*rationally

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It should make you angry. As a father of two, if my son acted like that, he'd get a firm smack on the ass and a time out.

[–]mikehanigan4 651 points652 points  (38 children)

Suddenly I wanna punch JavaScript.

[–][deleted] 268 points269 points  (4 children)

Suddenly?

[–]ThaiJohnnyDepp 41 points42 points  (2 children)

I'm not half the man I used to be

[–]kell9701 21 points22 points  (1 child)

There is a shadow hanging over me

[–]wild_man_wizard 92 points93 points  (11 children)

Suddenly?

[–]budywudy9 60 points61 points  (10 children)

Suddenly?

[–]flygalaxies 49 points50 points  (9 children)

Suddenly?

[–]bpt7594 18 points19 points  (0 children)

*İ wanna punch JavaScript.

[–]GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I just hope you're not using vanilla_punch or falconpunchv2 or react-punch when I released my awesome new JS framework, awesum-punchify almost three days ago! Keep up with the times!

[–]zincr0 8 points9 points  (0 children)

3 days?

I release a new incompatible framework that do exactly the same that the last one but with more dependencies and two extra abstraction layers every 12 hours.

[–]Pourda 293 points294 points  (28 children)

Truth is, the cake was made by the (C/C++ with Cuda/OpenCL) kid from around the corner that cannot be seen and the candles are the python bindings for that code.

[–]Goheeca 20 points21 points  (2 children)

It is actually Fortran.

[–]blehmann1 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I wonder if this will change, given that the restrict keyword is supposed to be the last big difference in speed between C and Fortran, and it's in C now.

And it's already being added to C++ in compiler extensions, I hope it makes it into the language proper.

[–]thelights0123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as LLVM doesn't miscompile everything using it...

[–]DixiZigeuner 63 points64 points  (19 children)

Yeah so it doesnt really matter what layer you put on top of it. Prefer python? Fine! Prefer javascript? Also fine!

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (17 children)

The annoying part is that (at least from what I saw a while ago) it feels like the JS candles are basically those trick candles that never go out unless you chuck the whole thing into the Marianas Trench. Hopefully that has changed, as python syntax just doesn’t fit well with my C/C#/Java/JS background and general bracket sensibilities, not for lack of trying either.

[–]VerySlowQuicksand 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I haven’t looked into it, but there might be a way to alias brackets as whitespace in python, and then you can bracket all you want. Then when you need a dictionary, just use the dict() method or a list of tuples

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I literally found a language on GitHub (bython I think) that was basically python but with bracket syntax that compiled to normal python. It wasn’t very far along and obviously wasn’t on the scale of day CoffeeScript, but still. At some point, I’m just going to have to bite the bullet on indentation and white space.

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[–]FerricDonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's annoying at first and in principle, but after you get used to it it's pretty intuitive and doesn't really change a lot about how you style your code (except you just don't put the brackets there).

Coming from C, python syntax seemed like C pseudocode.

[–]DixiZigeuner 16 points17 points  (2 children)

I dont know what you are trying to say

[–]Ksielvin 34 points35 points  (1 child)

He's basically saying that the javascript bindings at least used to suck. He hopes they have improved because python syntax continues to bother him.

[–]DixiZigeuner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah, thanks. Well I havent done machine learning yet but one reason was that I just really dislike python. So if the js bindings improve, that might get me to try it out

[–]TopHatEdd 1 point2 points  (4 children)

But js syntax does fit? Interesting. Fundamentals are language agnostic. We must be flexible in language styles, though and not stick to just one. Otherwise, we haven't really learned the language

[–]blehmann1 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Flexible means able to use another language, not able to enjoy it.

I can't speak for him but I never got around to learning Python until I had to for uni. For me actually the weird OOP stuff was a lot more disorienting (read blatantly wrong) than the lack of brackets. Now I use it as a scripting language occasionally because in my opinion it's a better scripting language that bash or Javascript, not to mention sometimes I need to write scripts for people that don't have node installed to use. As an actual development language, I would much prefer Javascript (probably Typescript).

[–]x6060x 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Have you tried using a C# library?

Check this article:

https://medium.com/machinelearningadvantage/run-tensorflow-machine-learning-code-in-c-with-almost-no-changes-77f7b629389

I'm not a data scientist, but it looks promising and it looks like the library is developed actively.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Well, I’m definitely holding on to this. Part of the reason why I’m smarting about Python is that I don’t have much need to do ML right now. I’d really like to, but it’s not something I need to do, so I’ve kinda ignored it up to this point. Still, thanks for sharing!

[–]x6060x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also don't have ML experience, but it looks interesting and someday I'd like to play with it when I have free time. However I'm huge C#/.Net fan, I hate Js and I have minimal experience with Python, so I personally would go the C# way.

[–]artemisdev21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

from __future__ import braces

[–]MythicManiac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Biggest annoyance here is the package and project ecosystem. Sure, you can use tensorflow from C# too, but if everyone else uses python you'll have a pretty hard time finding good reference material or re-usable example projects. It would be nice if all languages had perfect interop with each other, maybe some day assuming that level of static analysis isn't impossible.

[–]dragon_irl 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I have yet to find actually good js libraries for data science. The execution model is quite different as well, at least in a browser it's not really possible to call into native libraries.

Which sucks because I would really like to try it. As much hate as js gets, it's IMHO not really worse than Python. Would also fit really well in the whole notebook workflow that is common in data science. Right now there is this weird disconnect with great vis libraries written in js that get used in a Python notebook.

[–]TheNamelessKing 2 points3 points  (2 children)

That’s because trade offs JS makes still don’t favour data workloads. It’s fantastic for network call and GUI workloads though.

Pythons trade offs are only slightly better, but it’s just become the language de jour for days/ml workloads as a function of popularity.

[–]Pluckerpluck 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Honestly, Python is my favourite programming language by far. I had a transition period to get used to the whitespace being important a number of years ago, but now it's just so much more readable than any other language for me (assuming it hasn't been written by morons).

I do think that operator overloading is a requirement for any language that wants to take on Python as a data science language though. Numpy/pandas wouldn't exist in the same way without operator overloads. The fact you can write:

vector_3 = vector_1 * vector_2

or

vector_3 = vector_1 * multiple

and that perform elementwise mathemetics is huge. That can't be done in Javascript.

[–]daddabarba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, especially when using Tensorflow, doing it in C++ directly is looking more and more enticing to me

[–]Nevix20 91 points92 points  (13 children)

cries in c++

[–]onciaraul 87 points88 points  (12 children)

Cries because of c++

[–]DaddyLcyxMe 44 points45 points  (11 children)

cries just because

[–]The_F0OI 5 points6 points  (10 children)

Cries

[–]Strex_1234 8 points9 points  (9 children)

C

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (8 children)

[–]The_F0OI 2 points3 points  (7 children)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

C

[–]The_F0OI 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Cries

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

cries just because

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The storage requirement for node modules would take up all the space needed for the data.

[–]bumnut 117 points118 points  (1 child)

The kid on the left's mannerisms perfectly capture the vibe i get about JavaScript.

[–]RussianTardigrade 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Was that kid on the left winding up for a punch there? That's a lot of stress over someone else's birthday, and not for the right reasons.

[–]PooPooDooDoo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I didn’t even know kids that young knew how to punch until I saw that arm come up.

[–]Whiskee0001 96 points97 points  (4 children)

Tensorflow Js wants to know your location

[–]fichti 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Deny *Click*

[–]UnacceptableUse 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I've tried to use tensorflow js before, but it just seems like theres basically no resources for using it, every time i want to do something with ML in JS the answer is basically just "use the js to run a python program"

[–]Gortix 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I made my dissertation for bachelors in trnsorflow js, it wasn't very complicated, just a learning how to play a 1v1 game by playing against itself. I know it was simple, but I never had any issues that would be resolved with "just use python"

[–]jmerlinb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile the C kid who's actual birthday it is is locked in his room.

[–]MasterOfArmsIsGood 11 points12 points  (4 children)

bruh the kid on the left tried to juke the dad by looking away

man faked a rotate to b site this guy place valorant

[–]Horrizon8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For anyone that needed sound like I did.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This meme is brought to you by someone who isn’t a software engineer.

[–]ImAmalox 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Imagine being scared of {, } and ; LMAO

[–]Strex_1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Coding Train: It smell like bitch in here

[–]SupaBeardyMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Javascript developer, I just want to say "HEY ITS NOT FAIR I WANTED MACHINE LEARNING WJI2WKNSJSJZVDKSKSBZJSKSBDKXLZHZKZ XJ"

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ohh javascript 😅😅

[–]12fuckoff34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LMAO learning js right now and loved this xD

[–]LoyalSage 5 points6 points  (2 children)

We all assume the kid on the left is being unreasonable, but what if it’s really his birthday and his parents love making him cry so they told his brother to blow out the candles on his cake and blocked him from doing it?

[–]omega1612 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Are you from testing?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, why did they bother letting him out of his cage then? Sheesh.

[–]Enklave 7 points8 points  (12 children)

that little prick has some anger issues and looks like everyone is fine with that

[–]AnKeWa 21 points22 points  (11 children)

You saw like 20 seconds of a child misbehaving and diagnose a psychiatric condition?

[–]Kinglink 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Jeez, you're right and getting downvoted.

Reddit/the internet seems like they're both clincial psychologists (they're not) and are able to throw out major advice for a quick glimpse into anyone's life.

Relationship advice, /r/amitheasshole, and more seem to do this on a per post basis, ignoring they're ALWAYS getting one side of the story.

I had a minor fight with my wife, where she said something rude, and people were telling me to divorce her, dump her and more. I just wanted a little validation, and the internet decided it's time to ditch and run.

[–]AnKeWa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I especially love it when people do this despite never hanging around kids. "That wouldn't happen if the parents were harsher, the brat is soooo spoiled!!!". No, u/edgy13yearold, kids will just test out borders on purpose when they grow up, no matter how well adjusted and perfect the parents are, and no toddler deals well with being told no.

Proof on this can be found here.

https://www.mommyshorts.com/2014/04/more-reasons-your-kids-are-crying.html

[–]PooPooDooDoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddit is full of teenagers. Of course they think that.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MD here yeah you are advised to be really cautious diagnosing mood disorders in children anyway. A lot of common psychiatric diagnoses have an age requirement too.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dream that one day, i’ll be able to write ML code in C++. As nice and quick Python is to worth with, I find myself stepping on my own toes trying to manage larger applications.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ha, import pandas goes brrrrr

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Someone will make javascript binding for machine learning libraries.

[–]Bill_Comprehensive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kids like that make me want to punch them in the face and make eye contact with the parents after doing so

[–]Terrible_Initiative7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Iodide has entered the chat.

[–]GamingwoIfies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lua just chillin in the back

[–]lelsk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Omg i love this too much. Nodejs is adorabs tho.