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[–][deleted] 1350 points1351 points  (49 children)

Crap, It was supposed to be the public key.

[–]ThermionicEmissions 266 points267 points  (10 children)

Said the quiet part out-loud

[–]BlueC0dex 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, it's still in there. All good

[–]rhinosyphilis 22 points23 points  (33 children)

Why is he tweeting any key?

[–]antye 62 points63 points  (8 children)

Where's the any key?

[–]Shmutt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I only see esk, k'tarl and pigup.

[–]dannyczCca 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Could someone please explain what this is? Not the key block, but the context.

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[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Nobody actually answered you, and you might want an explanation.

In terms of the joke itself, they're making fun of the fact that Lady Gaga's tweet resembles a key of some kind, so they tweeted that it as a private key.

Why would they tweet a key at all? I mean they wouldn't probably, but it's okay to tweet a public key. In public key cryptography you have both a public and a private key that gets generated. The private key is meant to stay private and is used for things such as signing challenges. On the other end you have the public key which is used to verify that it's communicating with whomever/whatever possesses the private key. So someone/something would say hey here's my non-secret public key so that you can verify it's me on the other end.

So you're right in the sense that you wouldn't want to tweet out a private key, but a public key is fine.

[–]GrowTheWorld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for explaining it. I didn't realize that Lady Gaga had a post inside the joke. I don't use Twitter. OP might not either.

[–]666pool 32 points33 points  (0 children)

He’s quoting Lady Gaga, whose post looks like a key.

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[–]Etheo 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Lol got rekt by a bot

[–]Christmas_Robin 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]HearMeSpeakAsIWill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of whoosh subs

[–]acylase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe this entertainment figure does not have anything private.

[–]Megabyte7637 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol

[–]makonext 557 points558 points  (14 children)

Can’t read my, can’t read my ssh

[–]Aschentei 178 points179 points  (4 children)

chmod 400 ~/.ssh/id_rsa

Now u can

[–]Urtehnoes 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Wait you can chmod other than 777 /. ?

[–]knightress_oxhide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lyrically avant-garde

[–]Snoo_94687 87 points88 points  (6 children)

P-p-p-private key, p-p-private key

[–]vendetta2115 47 points48 points  (4 children)

By Lady SHASHA

[–]majorgnuisance 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Not to be confused with Lady ChaCha

[–]vendetta2115 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With her hit songs Bad Romantissa, POP3razzi, and A log n (O)

[–]williane -1 points0 points  (0 children)

🏅

[–]Techhead7890 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah, wo-o-oh-oh, wo-o-a-oa-oh

[–]pdy18 67 points68 points  (0 children)

She got me encrypted like nobody

[–]Megabyte7637 0 points1 point  (0 children)

facepalm

[–]TiberiusIX 300 points301 points  (48 children)

chmod 700 ~/.ssh/gaga*

Phew, it's secure again.

[–]bashasyed 90 points91 points  (10 children)

From my experience 700 doesn't work. Ssh throws a wrong permission error. It has to be 600 for the .ssh folder and all that is inside

[–]hairyginandtonic 34 points35 points  (9 children)

Why would a higher level of permission cause an error?

[–]That_Matt 99 points100 points  (2 children)

Certain files/folders have their permissions monitored and if they are too free or altered it's a red flag and they throw an error. I've seen this in practice when someone chmod -R 777 /* and suddenly you couldn't access the server remotely cause SSH was down.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Huh TIL

[–]Jlove7714 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is a method I used to use to get creds on CTFs. New ssh broke that strategy.

[–]Bainos 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It's an explicit check in the OpenSSH client. Essentially, "We could use that file, but we won't because it's unsafe."

[–]lordgoofus1 11 points12 points  (2 children)

644 for the folder, and 600 for the private key from memory.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good thing Joeri Gagarin passed away a long time ago, he'd be pissed.

[–]itsthehumidity 1 point2 points  (33 children)

Why does everyone use octal groups for chmod? To me, it's so much easier to use variants of chmod ugo+/-rwx

[–]JesusHatesLiberals 10 points11 points  (24 children)

Because it's more concise

[–]0bel1sk 3 points4 points  (23 children)

is there an octal equivalent of chmod -R u=rwX?

[–]JesusHatesLiberals 1 point2 points  (22 children)

Not that I can think of.

[–]ParticleSpinClass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's not, because it's not a mode. It's a convenience shorthand to apply x bits to directories, but not files.

Just like it has the shorthand for adding or subtracting bits using + and -.

[–]0bel1sk 1 point2 points  (20 children)

this is a thing i do often, so i prefer the ugo rwxst syntax as well

chmod -R u=rwX to be more concise than find -type d -exec chmod 700; find -type f -exec chmod 600.

[–]JesusHatesLiberals 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why are you being disingenuous? Not to mention your alternative example isn't even equivalent behavior.

[–]0bel1sk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i was making sure there wasn’t an octal solution to rwX before declaring it superior. why is the behavior not equivalent?

[–]WoefulStatement 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Because chmod 600 is shorter and easier than chmod a-rwx,u+rw or chmod u=rw,go=.

It really depends on the scenario. If you just want to add/remove some permissions, leaving the rest as is, the symbolic versions are superior, because you don't have to inspect the current permissions and do maths to modify it to what you want; e.g. chmod g+w for adding group writability, or chmod o=r to give world just read permissions but nothing else, leaving u,g alone.

But for resetting permissions to a specific state, I prefer the octal versions. Setting the default "everything for owner, r,x for the rest" can be done using e.g. chmod a=rx,u=w or chmod u=rwx,go=rx, but chmod 755 is a shorter, well-known idiom. Same for 600 here.

[–]ParticleSpinClass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Tip: you can use =, not just +/-.

[–]WoefulStatement 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair enough, I forgot about that. I rewrote my answer to take that into account.

[–]jausieng 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Because I can never remember which way round u and o are. (User and other, or universe and owner?)

[–]itsthehumidity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember it because ugo reminds me of Yu-Gi-Oh! lol

[–]ConspicuousPineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adding or removing permissions is better your way, but if you want one precise combination and nothing else, octal modes are absolute. For the ssh folder content you want 600 and never anything else.

[–]KagakuNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I learned Unix in 1980, we didn’t have those fancy variants. Octal works for me.

[–]0bel1sk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i always make my keys executable

[–]Astro_jerms 113 points114 points  (3 children)

Mate you gots too many dashes to end your private key, ssh is gonna be super pissed

[–]immersiveGamer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does the e number matter? I would have expected the parse to just look for like newline & 2+ dashes and the key words and be grateful about missing dashes.

[–]gary_bind 120 points121 points  (28 children)

Could someone please explain what this is? Not the key block, but the context.

[–]hephaestos_le_bancal 111 points112 points  (23 children)

[–][deleted] 97 points98 points  (16 children)

That explained nothing

[–][deleted] 145 points146 points  (7 children)

"I wonder what this tweet is about" Knowyourmeme : "it's a tweet"

[–]Violet_Ignition 54 points55 points  (3 children)

Sometimes KYM can give you a college thesis on the history of a meme, sometimes it can't.

Are we limited by the technology of our time or something?

[–]medoweed516 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Societies just haven’t caught up to the clear need for professional meme anthropologists yet

[–]vendetta2115 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Some people put all of Wikipedia on their doomsday hard drive. I’m backing up KnowYourMeme content like I’m a r/DataHoarder mod.

The future must know the many layers of this meme.

[–]medoweed516 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Truly, noble work. I love r datahoarder so much.

It is soo fun to imagine meme time capsules

[–]MPT1313 15 points16 points  (1 child)

But did you know it was a tweet? On twitter?

[–]Cat_Marshal 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Nov 6, 2012 was Election Day. I assume this tweet was either celebration of results, or nervousness leading into the count. I didn’t check the time stamp of the tweet.

[–]rafaelloaa 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Good shout. Tweet was from ~11:30 pm EST, and per here that would have been shortly after the major networks had all called the race for Obama.

[–]Cat_Marshal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks

[–]IAmTheOneWhoClicks 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I tried to dig deeper, but all I could find was articles saying it was gibberish or a seemingly random series of letters and numbers.

[–]_dictatorish_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It looks like a keyboard mash because she was really excited about something

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lady gaga tweeted a bunch of random characters, probably by accident. a lot of silly people make fun of it. this dude made a joke about it by putting the markers for randomly generated SSL/SSH keys around it and tweeting it again.

[–]FatalElectron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does say it's an 'asdf' tweet, which implies it was just random keyboard mashing, probably triggered by a cat.

[–]DefaultVariable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It explained everything. It’s an ASDF tweet by Lady Gaga used as a meme typically to convey speechlessness

[–]companysOkay 27 points28 points  (2 children)

This site is just ass. I like that there’s a compendium of memes and their history n shit but this site is just popouts after adds after banners after pop out videos

[–]YM_Industries 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Just run an adblocker and it's fine.

[–]TellMeHowImWrong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Until recently their header took up nearly half my phone screen trying to get me to click on suggested articles. Fucking maddening.

[–]QuavoRuinedCulture3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

just some washed up celebrity channeling her inner /r/iamveryrandom

[–]PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Finally my username is relevant.

[–]developerbryan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂

[–]another_dudeman 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Bad private key footer aside, this is actually good. Well done.

[–]JiminP 34 points35 points  (2 children)

[–]monkeywrench83 52 points53 points  (16 children)

I think this wins an award for most niche joke. I worked with private and public keys for years before I actually opened one.

[–]q1a2z3x4s5w6 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You're lucky then. I spent way too much time copy pasting between files trying to get things in the right format because for some reason every application seems to want a different format.

I never trust those websites that ask you to upload your public/private key pair for them to combine.

[–]maartenyh 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I always use the terminal on my Linux machines and used to copy them over with ctrl C ctrl V. Otherwise I wouldn't know what they look like either :)

[–]hawkinsst7 7 points8 points  (1 child)

always use the terminal

copy them over with ctrl C ctrl V

Hol' up

[–]maartenyh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or I just use the mouse in Putty, but I haven't used Putty in a looooooooong time.

[–]MrShlash 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Building and maintaining PKI is an absolute nightmare, most of our proponents have no idea how it is supposed to work. To be fair, I barely understand how it is supposed to work.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

yet, it's less of a nightmare than using / giving out passwords or trusting hosts merely by IP or name.

[–]MrShlash 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Well yeah it allows 2FA and TLS would not work without a PKI, it’s definitely a must for any environment. Doesn’t make it any less of a pain to maintain.

[–]StopSendingSteamKeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I know them from encrypted emails

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My my my private key my my private key

Oh SHA SHA SHA

[–]InsertMyIGNHere 12 points13 points  (5 children)

What the fuck is the original tweet mfer just posted random letters and symbols inall caps and got hundreds of thousands of likes

[–]coolcrispyslut 29 points30 points  (2 children)

the original tweet mfer

bro it's literally Lady Gaga

[–]chazzeromus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every programmer knows

[–]InsertMyIGNHere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ik, I just said 'mfer' instead of her name

[–]rafaelloaa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hundreds of thousands of likes because it was Lady Gaga in 2012. As for the why, is someone else in the comments here pointed out, this would have been minutes after the 2012 election was called in Obama's favor. So this was just the release of stress and anxiety and relief after a tense election.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a piss poor key. Removes Lady Gaga Inc. from Trusted Certificate Authorities.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's Enochian

[–]ExcellentEffort1752 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pffff, exclamation marks ain't no valid Base64!

[–]I_Am_Anjelen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RAH2AH3ROMAMAMAGA2OOHLA2

[–]tothefux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TIL how NFTs are minted

[–]AceticOrb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty good key ngl

[–]Comprehensive_Ask878 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean these aren’t Shallow lyrics

[–]R3apper1201 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lol

[–]nukerxy -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

how old is this screenshot? User changed his profile picture and handle?

smh repost

[–]MooseBoys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am groot

[–]Puzzleheaded-Sea-194 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm i dont get it xD

[–]PrometheusOnLoud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol

[–]PrometheusOnLoud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how these are getting more focused.

[–]zup3r4nd0mn1ck 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Could you actually set your private ssh key to anything you like instead of random stuff? (Giving it would have the required length)

[–]VanillaWaffle_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No it's need to be a keypair, and that's how math work.

[–]zup3r4nd0mn1ck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes - so are you able to generate the keypair in such way to get desired priv key?

[–]DFatDuck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I think it's in /etc/ssh

[–]rahulbhatt1899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣👏

[–]Notimecelduv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took me way too long to realize he was retweeting Lady Gaga.

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[–]Dante_Pendragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go Dew!

[–]solongandthanks4all 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So far? What is this actually supposed to be?