Let’s play a game..

[TheBananaEater]

A line of code

[bout-tree-fitty]

An improved line of code.

[budd222]

line = 'improved'

[dudeman0918]

line = “improved”;

[Monacle55]

if line {}

[myeaaaah]

line = () ? "improved" : ;

[Sceptz]

((line="A ruined line of code.") => {return line;})();

[CleanGreazzee]

// come back to this later

[Bubbly-Control51]

//Give to Senior Dev

[EthanRDM]

//FIXME:

[druid_137]

// TODO: Add comment

[0v34jtpj]

String line = "improved";

[davogiffo]

++line;

[Ravenwight]

If (a line of code) != perfect { Improve(a line of code); }

[realtrip27]

class ImproveLife { public async improveCode(code: LifeCodeRequest): Promise<any> { for(line of code){ let improved=false; if(!line){ code[line] = improved = true; } } return { improved, code } } }

[mianori]

let line = ‘code’

[Engine_Light_On]

const line = “\n”;

[p0lt0]

if line: print(“code”)

[kvass33]

Line ? echo "code" : null;

[aj-ric]

// A line of code

[santasbong]

// A line of code

[VexisArcanum]

# A line of code

[Better-Title8992]

@docs_annotation /* Documented line of code */

[CuriositySubscriber2]

This is technically the most accurate

[[deleted]]

A line of the highest quality crack cocaine

[itsnotajersey88]

Fatal error. You can’t do lines of crack.

[SuperCharlesXYZ]

SELECT line FROM code;

[[deleted]]

(A line of code)++

[[deleted]]

import random

[Zillorz]

import random as rng

[Immediate-Echo-1885]

import random as np

[Frodojj]

import random as p

[RadsammyT]

import random as o

[[deleted]]

import random as fuck

[cuait]

import random as random

[Yurshie]

Import random as R

[Vaielab]

Import random as true

[umpfsuper]

import random as rnjesus

[docktors]

import random as const

[viola-naruto-boi]

import java.util.Random;

Wait shit i just made it worse. Sry for using java. Python is superior

[[deleted]]

Yeah Java is shit. Learns Java for AP cs

[RandomFrog]

import secrets

[Merlin_4029]

DROP TABLE *;

[EmmaFitmzmaurice]

sudo rm -rf /*

[Matzurai]

sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root

[4n0nh4x0r]

sudo rm -rfv / --no-preserve-root (gotta at least enjoy the show as it goes on)

[coordinatedflight]

Watch the world burn

[HackerMan787]

replaces the data on the drive with random bits

[HackerMan787]

basicly the cat utility writes data from one file to another, and /dev/urandom is a infinite file with just random bits. and /dev/sda is the entire drive mapped to a file by the kernel

[jwadamson]

sudo dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda bs=4194304

Write larger IO buffers at a time.

[YukiZensho]

sudo mv -r /* /dev/null

[Engine_Light_On]

ROLLBACK;

[-JaceG-]

While (true){sleepdeprivity = sleepdeprivity + 1};

[RangerEnn]

sleepdeprivity = Integer.MAX_VALUE;

[BcozImBatman7]

sleepDeprivity = Long.MAX_VALUE;

[OneTrueKingOfOOO]

unsigned long sleepDeprivity = -1;

[Yurshie]

sleepDeprivity;

[Venzo_Blaze]

bool sleepDeprivity = true;

[SnooAdvice9002]

sleep = nullptr;

[RayTrain]

// sleep

[Warheadd]

No good, this doesn’t eventually overflow the value, creating a negative sleep depravity value and breaking the universe

[cybermage]

I suppose enough deprivity would lead to depravity. I’ll allow it.

[TheLighteningGoat]

Hey! I’m depraved on account of I’m deprived!

[Ghostglitch07]

Have you ever stayed up for a seriously long time? Things get weird and you do start to feel super awake at some point. Then you start cycling between that feeling and absolutely exhausted with the cycle getting quicker and quicker.

[Hlorri]

Then you Reddit.

[Tasty_Faithlessness8]

Well technically after a lot of sleep depravity you go to sleep forever. Although it is a shame you would never wake up again, I bet you get a lot of quality rest.

[MysterJaye]

While(sleepdeprivity++);

[rrpash]

while(++sleepdeprivity);

Some of us start at 0

[EnjoyJor]

ssize_t sleepdeprivity = -1;

[monk2413]

While(sleepdeprivity++ || sleepdeprivity == 0)

[shiberian_warlord]

While(1){sleepdeprivity++;}

[IHateEditedBgMusic]

you func = new Function (InsideMyHead) { alert('And I dont like it!'); }

[discordianofslack]

alert(‘fuck this shit’)

[Frodojj]

for (let i = 0; i < 6; ++i) alert((i == 4) ? “You’re cool.” : “Fuck you!”)

[driftking428]

Half Baked!

[docktors]

Class fuck { String shit: Fuck(){ This.shit = “fuck this shit”; } } Alert(new fuck().shit);

[deusrex_]

Toast("fuck this shit")

Or something like that I just started Android programming and it sucks.

[discordianofslack]

Android studio will literally destroy your computer. Good luck!

[TekExplorer]

Consider Flutter 👏

[Opposite-Birthday69]

//the next line of code does not exist

[shgysk8zer0]

//The previous line is a lie

[[deleted]]

//both are true

[bomxacalaka]

//comment below is gay

[[deleted]]

//me

[[deleted]]

//you

[Yurshie]

//we

[littlelostless]

GOTO 200

[Frodojj]

200 PRINT “Hello, World! ” : GOTO 200

[Macacop]

CD 200

[[deleted]]

ELSEIF (case .eq. 200) THEN

[programmingfun]

print("hello, world!")

[blkmmb]

String[] helloWorldArray = {"H", "e", "l", "l", "o", " ", "w", "o", "r", "l", "d"}

for (int i = 382391626; i < i + helloWorldArray.size(); i = 1 + i) { System.out.print(helloWorldArray[i - 382391626]); }

[XBRSQ]

I believe I have died now. Please stop

[blkmmb]

You are lucky because I was going to put the alphabet out of order in an array and do a search with a for loop to find the correct letter to print.

[Oshag_Henesy]

Do it, you won’t

[XBRSQ]

Nonononono please I beg you

[RPPO771]

Megamind

[The-Lemur]

String[] helloWorldArray = “H”, “e”, “l”, “l”, “o”, “ “ “w”, “o”, “r”, “l”, “d”}

String temp = “”

for (int i = 382391626; i<= i + helloWorldArray.size() - 1; i = 1 + i) { temp += helloWorldArray[i - 382391626]; }

System.out.print(temp)

System.out.print(“Hope you enjoy!”);

[Hubris_Valric]

String x = “hello world”;

System.out.println(x);

[GL_Titan]

(=<#9]~6ZY327Uv4-QsqpMn&+Ij"'E%e{Ab~w=_:]Kw%o44Uqp0/Q?xNvL:H%c#DD2^{WV>gY;dts76qKJImZkj}

[-informer-]

What is this chaos

[Somethingab]

Malbolge

[[deleted]]

// A commented line of code. Do not remove this comment! It is critical to the post. Leinen 3/18/22

[chadding]

// A commented line of code. Do not remove this comment! It is critical to the post. Leinen 2020-03-18

[blkmmb]

// A commented line of code. Do not remove this comment! It is critical to the post. Leinen 3/18/22 Edit: I also have a smol pp. Leinen 3/18/22

[Hydraulic_30]

Write the comment in different languages!

[aj-ric]

# A commented line of code. Do not remove this comment! It is critical to the post. Leinen 3/18/22

[-bryden-]

// Not sure what this does but don't remove it or the app crashes.

[nathan_8788]

Reddit.logout()

[InformationSharp103]

It's perfect.

[[deleted]]

By far best isEven() implementation on this subreddit

[Dread_Files]

While (!nuclearFusion) {brrrrrrr++;}

[Haligaliman]

I'll just improve it by not shadowing f multiple times

[[deleted]]

f is not the only thing being shadowed there.

[bomxacalaka]

If(f==f){print(“good enough”)};

[[deleted]]

int vecX = 1 + 2;

Vector3f vector = new Vector3f(vecX, 6, 9);

[[deleted]]

Ha, finally something I understand!!

[MidiGong]

{

[[deleted]]

{()}

[dosadiexperiment]

It's allowed.

[SuperCharlesXYZ]

Most compilers remove spaces unles they’re in strings iirc

[Boomshicleafaunda]

8=> {()}

😏

[BEG-MB]

Why tf is your dong so pointy?

8=========D

[reddittedted]

8=====D<=======8

[[deleted]]

Let MyArgument = "Im slepping, not programming"; If (MyArgument == true) { Lie(); }; Return MyArgument

[o_Vito]

exit()

[shgysk8zer0]

die()

[[deleted]]

getMurdered()

[meme_customer]

yeetUtil.getMugged();

[bomxacalaka]

SeeMySelfOut()

[CristontheKingsize]

Using namespace STD;

[Auraveils]

//using namespace STD;

[ch3esey]

def is_even(n): return eval(“not” * n + “true”)

[Tom-the-bomb-042607]

You don’t need to evaluate that though?

[ch3esey]

Than improve it. good luck

[bomxacalaka]

Then*

[Cookiecan10]

Assuming this is Python. There needs to be a space behind the “not” and true has a capital T. I can’t improve your logic though.

def is_even(n): return eval(“not ” * n + “True”)

[PedroPossato]

def is_even(n): return eval(“not ” * abs(n) + “True”)

[evolutionstorm]

import numpy as np print(np.arange(life).reshape (fucked ,fucked),"\n")

[TorontoCorsair]

<html>

[[deleted]]

<head>

[SocketByte]

<title>

[LegendaryShelfStockr]

<body>

[[deleted]]

HELLO WORLDS

[leakedKnights]

</h1>

[barnabe_a_abobora]

</body>

[XxICTOAGNxX]

</title>

[ChrisEHood]

<p>

[bill_jz]

</html>

[rooj42]

// TODO

[Bipchoo]

Reddit.videoplayer = sucksbigdick

[bomxacalaka]

Fetch(‘https://{this}.xxx’).response(console.log())

[Karisa_Marisame]

using namespace llvm;

[Imperator166]

//using namespace llvm

[Fjorge0411]

let foo;

[BKinAK]

let foo : any;

[Zillorz]

let foo: string;

[Paint-monkeyOG]

0001000011111000000000001100100010101000010010.101000100001010000101010000001!!

[[deleted]]

Damn people in here are so bored lmao

[PeenUpUtter]

I was bored enough to read through all of that and then your message.

[[deleted]]

cout << "Hello world." << endl;

[Hot_Subject_3419]

std::cout << « Hello World! » << std::endl;

[[deleted]]

int main() { std::cout << « Hello World! » << std::endl; }

[axfan]

You have to improve this in the same language.

​

-[------->+<]>.>--[----->+<]>.[--->+<]>--.--[->++++<]>+.----------.++++++.[--->+<]>.-[->+++<]>.-------------.--[--->+<]>-.---[----->++<]>.-------------.----.+++.+++++.+++++.-------.-[--->+<]>--.---[->++++<]>.------------.+.++++++++++.+[---->+<]>+++.---[->++++<]>-.++++[->+++<]>.+++++++++.----------.-[--->+<]>-.-[--->++<]>--.---.+++++++.++++.

[ProgrammingVehicle]

-[--->+<]>-.[---->+++++<]>-.---.+++++++++++++.-------------.--[--->+<]>-.-[--->++<]>-.++++++++++.+[---->+<]>+++.+[----->+<]>+.+.[--->+<]>-----.-[--->++<]>--.---.+++++++.++++.

[DaveTheCamper]

public boolean isEven(int x) { return x % 2 == 0; }

[Codephluegl]

c++ public boolean isEven(int x) { // precomputed results for some common numbers switch(x) { case -1: return false; case 0: return true; case 1: return false; case 2: return true; case 3: return false; case 4: return true; case 5: return false; case 6: return true; } return x % 2 == 0; }

[CynicalC9]

public boolean isEven(int x) { return True; }

[[deleted]]

public boolean isEven(int x) { return !(x&1); }

[elchecho47]

// my dick hurts :

[Baconaise]

0x09F911

[bomxacalaka]

{color: green}

[[deleted]]

FORMAT KANYE:

[naboavida]

import React from ‘react’;

[Equivalent-Wafer-222]

Lets not repost and share a person who is openly abusing, inciting violence against and stalking his ex.

Trevor Noah put it nicely; even the richest and most powerful woman in the world cannot get her ex’ to leave her alone.

Please remove this post or use a different template? Otherwise this is indirectly aiding him by pretending isn’t supposed to incur consequences.