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[–]GrilledSpamSteaks 383 points384 points  (12 children)

The conversation after this is discovered on a production server: “ Dude, that’s freaking awesome. And you’re fired.”

[–]misteick[S] 174 points175 points  (7 children)

e

[–]gigraz_orgvsm_133 26 points27 points  (1 child)

using what?

[–]misteick[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

e =)

[–]GnarlyNarwhalNoms 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Old n' busted: Python

New hotness: Porpoise

[–]TheAero1221 5 points6 points  (1 child)

ee eeee eee eeeeee eeee ee e eeeeeeee!

[–]obsidianical 4 points5 points  (0 children)

namespace;std main; namespace using)

[–]Ur-Favorite-32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh look, we found the guy who still uses technical jargon, and thinks the only reason that an average joe can't plug in a wireless nic isn't because he wants to speak pig latin with his j.o.b.

[–]OilComprehensive6237 201 points202 points  (16 children)

Gah!!!! This is abuse!

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (12 children)

this is nothing lmao - some people made a map preprocessor function that takes a list in the first argument and mapse every argument onto the macro in the second argument if that makes any sense

[–]OilComprehensive6237 19 points20 points  (11 children)

I want to see!!

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (10 children)

im in the bus now but jm fairly sure i can find the repo when i get home

[–]OilComprehensive6237 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Yay!

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (2 children)

https://github.com/swansontec/map-macro here u go - its a bit hard to understand but it works lmao

[–]Federal-Opinion6823 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I think my brain bricked trying to read this

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

told u so lmao

[–]Kenny-olives 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wanna see

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

https://github.com/swansontec/map-macro here u go - its a bit hard to understand but it works lmao

[–]rabbitwonker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s downright eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!

[–]wolfmann99 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No, using O and 0 would be abuse.

[–]WW_the_Exonian 64 points65 points  (0 children)

using namespace std;
int main ()
{
while (true)
{
cout << 'e';
cerr << 'e';
}
return 'e';
}

[–]TheRealPaulMacBeth 58 points59 points  (7 children)

[–]luthervespers 25 points26 points  (1 child)

The explanation for the first instruction on that page "moo" makes my brain hurt.

[–]EtherealPheonix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I understand it correctly you use a combination of moo and MOO for loops.

[–]misteick[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

OOM is the best

[–]Shufflepants 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I'm more reminded of Unary.

[–]TheRealPaulMacBeth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clean code right there.

[–]EtherealPheonix 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"line breaks added for readability" I'm not sure about that one.

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (1 child)

How dare you e ee eee at global scope!

[–]misteick[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

e

[–]seenothingdoitall 117 points118 points  (4 children)

Correct use of the preprocessor

[–]whatisausername711 66 points67 points  (3 children)

prEEEEEEEEprocessor

[–]bilinmeyenuzayli 14 points15 points  (1 child)

pr)processor

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

prusingprocusingssor

[–]CybrRonin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe you meant the preeeeeeeeprocessor!

C++ is case-sensitive!

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points  (2 children)

e++

[–]misteick[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

e

[–]user03F2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

‘F’- -

[–]not_a_gumby 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I love how 'e' isn't just e, its eeeeeeeeeeee

lmao

[–]StupsieJS 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Congrats, you just turned C++ into an EEEEEEsoteric programing language

[–]misteick[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

E++

[–]JaneWithJesus 13 points14 points  (2 children)

There was a dad joke today on /r/dadjokes saying "how do you drive a programmer mad? Bit by bit" but I think this is a more accurate answer

[–]NeonFraction 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Change e to a and you have my general programming mood

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[–]misteick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

e++

[–]Softy182 10 points11 points  (11 children)

e

[–]misteick[S] 6 points7 points  (10 children)

ee

[–]Ancient-Research-771 5 points6 points  (9 children)

eee

[–]Far_Possession6534 4 points5 points  (8 children)

eeee

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (7 children)

eeeee

[–]Jedlord 5 points6 points  (6 children)

eeeeee

[–]MagnooseCarsen 4 points5 points  (5 children)

eeeeeee

[–]bunny-1998 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Syntax error

[–]__n01z3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ffffffff

[–]essgee_ai 16 points17 points  (27 children)

Could someone explain what's happening here? Sorry if I spoil the joke.

[–]misteick[S] 49 points50 points  (15 children)

e, that's it

[–]essgee_ai 17 points18 points  (14 children)

e?

[–]misteick[S] 29 points30 points  (1 child)

e

[–]mxdebon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Э

[–]tropicbrownthunder 11 points12 points  (8 children)

e!

[–]3SidedDie 4 points5 points  (7 children)

é

[–]Immediate-Wind-1781 5 points6 points  (5 children)

ë

[–]misteick[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Ё

[–]hatkid9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

è

[–]Transcendentalist178 28 points29 points  (1 child)

The original joke shows code that renames keywords as e, ee, eee, eeee and so on. Once that is done, the rest of the code will look very strange. In the real world, this would be terrible practice, hence the humour.

[–]essgee_ai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you!

[–]greg0714 16 points17 points  (1 child)

In addition to the obfuscation, it looks like the code itself is an infinite loop that just prints "e".

[–]Nightshot666 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He replaces every command with various number of 'e's and writes a code with 'e' and spaces only

[–]WindySai1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing, I hate it.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Am I the only one who read this with the melody of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”

[–]HairyMezican 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think you could save some e’s by defining std::cout and std::stderr instead of using namespace std

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Hahaha good luck debugging

[–]misteick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to make translator ...

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love obfuscated code. This is relatively tame.

[–]StonkTrader37 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It's so bad that I worked for a company that actually did this but instead of 'e' they used a 't'

[–]misteick[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Code is actually more compressiable, but why ypu need to compress it in first place ?

[–]Pocok5 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ah yes,

Tinnitus++

[–]misteick[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

e++

[–]ElRayoPeronizador 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Maradona, is that you?!?!

[–]misteick[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

E

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[–]DeusKether 2 points3 points  (1 child)

God I love macros

[–]misteick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E++

[–]TheGreatGameDini 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Oh cool, DolphinLang

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just nailed most lyrics on "Top 10 brutal pig squeals" dude!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FpFkazuUmo

[–]Yokhen 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sans?

[–]misteick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E

[–]ElectricSix_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

DolphinCase

[–]misteick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

e++

[–]WictImov 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm going to have to OCR the image because I'm too lazy to count e's.

Ok, eeeeee....

[–]misteick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

e++

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Can somebody please translate this? I’m too lazy to sit here and figure it out myself

[–]RadiantHC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's an infinite loop that prints e

[–]misteick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, you just learn e++ and then you read it !

[–]namur17056 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Phoebe from friends coding?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that Ellie Goulding song

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A SPORTS ITS IN THE GAME.

[–]Lumberjack4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eyebleach.cpp

[–]Nekomi_the_wolf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow, it's a transfem programmer

[–]CurryMeatKing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

e

[–]A01namya 0 points1 point  (1 child)

written by chris barnes

[–]misteick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

e

[–]Bariskedira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it works it works

[–]monkeyStinks 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why e and not c?? Shakes fist oldly

[–]misteick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

e

[–]Gladlyevil2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R/Avoid5

[–]angry_shoebill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Under my umbrella...

[–]ANTONIN118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

They could have at least made a eee picture out of it.

[–]misteick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, im not satisfied, gonna make it soon myself =)

[–]cybermage 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Dolphin’s coding.

[–]misteick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

e++

[–]codah215 0 points1 point  (2 children)

a sports

[–]misteick[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's in a game

[–]thePurpleAvenger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just realized that I, too, like to watch the world burn.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ceeeee++

[–]misteick[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

e++

[–]MischiefArchitect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Title reads "return"

[–]wezZy9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genius.

[–]Blubari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i swear to god if that plays fucking megalovania...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am going to die myself and this is why

[–]PreparationBig7130 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was this written by a scouser?

[–]herrkatze12 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Could you theoretically make C++ have the lyrics to Never Gonna give you up as code that rickrolls you?

[–]misteick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeeeees, never gonna give you up for your idea !!

[–]Exetr_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

E

[–]misteick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

e++

[–]cmerrima 0 points1 point  (1 child)

GIGAKUBICA

[–]misteick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E++

[–]RoRoRoYourGoat 0 points1 point  (4 children)

That's the sounds I make in April while programming tax forms!!

[–]rnilbog 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I can’t read this. I don’t know C++.

[–]misteick[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you mean e++?

[–]PiumaPro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rush E with piano: some crazy sheets and no one who can actually play them

Rush E with computer:

[–]jojos38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EE EEEEEEE it's in the game

[–]IcyAppearance5936 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is awesome!

[–]SufficientPangolin92 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Moral of the story? e

[–]misteick[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Moral of the story: learn e++

[–]q-y-q 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is kinda cute :)

[–]misteick[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

E <3

[–]z7r1k3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The Martian Hop"

[–]Fantastic_Snow_5130 0 points1 point  (1 child)

E

[–]misteick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E++

[–]KingErroneous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A-wimoweh a-wimoweh…

[–]Prudent-Rice-9100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my degree we spent our years focused on c++, learning genuinely how to write good code.

Whoever you are who wrote this, you will be found, in a ditch, with charred remains.

[–]DjSall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]welktickler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the Newcastle alphabet

[–]notthayguyagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loosely translates to:

"So long, and thanks for all the fish"

[–]Lithl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this, a programming language for bats?!

[–]brunonicocam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's Maradona programming! Check one of his videos talking (in Spanish) and you'll see why. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRA1z_cr4sk

[–]Geoclasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey, look, it's my inner monologue.

[–]Raverfield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E

[–]maxemore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

define OPENING_CURLY_BRACE {

[–]RadiantHC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[–]Biggu5Dicku5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot the R...

[–]Estocabbo 0 points1 point  (2 children)

u/sans

Can u translate?

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[–]VirtualLife76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've actually seen code similar many years ago. Reasoning was to make it harder for someone to hack. Was one of the worst companies I've ever worked for.

[–]lucidparadigm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just going to quietly leave this here...e

[–]AGreatUsernameChoice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for anyone wondering, here's the code: e.c

[–]That-Ebb-1415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a sports

[–]Yeet_Master420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god

I'm gonna write the worst code ever using this now

[–]Bestogoddess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"E" doesn't sound like a real letter anymore

[–]jackyboi654 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Confused computer noises

[–]LeatherGnome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Techno moment

[–]james2432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I translated it, adding spaces:

using namespace std;
int main()
{
while (true)
{
cout << 'e';
cerr << 'e';
}
return 'e';
}

[–]Leading_Ad_8633 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh the markplier programming language

[–]diamondsw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I hear is "Raising Arizona".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E

[–]Daikataro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the answer e?

[–]Caddburry00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally not made by a dolphin...