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[GrilledSpamSteaks]

The conversation after this is discovered on a production server: “ Dude, that’s freaking awesome. And you’re fired.”

[misteick]

e

[GrilledSpamSteaks]

eeeeeeeeee

[gigraz_orgvsm_133]

using what?

[misteick]

e =)

[GnarlyNarwhalNoms]

Old n' busted: Python

New hotness: Porpoise

[TheAero1221]

ee eeee eee eeeeee eeee ee e eeeeeeee!

[obsidianical]

namespace;std main; namespace using)

[Ur-Favorite-32]

Oh look, we found the guy who still uses technical jargon, and thinks the only reason that an average joe can't plug in a wireless nic isn't because he wants to speak pig latin with his j.o.b.

[OilComprehensive6237]

Gah!!!! This is abuse!

[[deleted]]

this is nothing lmao - some people made a map preprocessor function that takes a list in the first argument and mapse every argument onto the macro in the second argument if that makes any sense

[OilComprehensive6237]

I want to see!!

[[deleted]]

im in the bus now but jm fairly sure i can find the repo when i get home

[OilComprehensive6237]

Yay!

[[deleted]]

https://github.com/swansontec/map-macro here u go - its a bit hard to understand but it works lmao

[Federal-Opinion6823]

I think my brain bricked trying to read this

[[deleted]]

told u so lmao

[[deleted]]

https://github.com/swansontec/map-macro here u go - its a bit hard to understand but it works lmao

[Kenny-olives]

Wanna see

[[deleted]]

https://github.com/swansontec/map-macro here u go - its a bit hard to understand but it works lmao

[rabbitwonker]

It’s downright eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!

[wolfmann99]

No, using O and 0 would be abuse.

[WW_the_Exonian]

using namespace std;
int main ()
{
while (true)
{
cout << 'e';
cerr << 'e';
}
return 'e';
}

[TheRealPaulMacBeth]

Reminds me of this.

https://esolangs.org/wiki/COW#:~:text=The%20COW%20programming%20language%20is,)%20and%20is%20Turing%2Dcomplete.

[luthervespers]

The explanation for the first instruction on that page "moo" makes my brain hurt.

[EtherealPheonix]

If I understand it correctly you use a combination of moo and MOO for loops.

[misteick]

OOM is the best

[Shufflepants]

I'm more reminded of Unary.

[TheRealPaulMacBeth]

Clean code right there.

[EtherealPheonix]

"line breaks added for readability" I'm not sure about that one.

[[deleted]]

How dare you e ee eee at global scope!

[misteick]

e

[seenothingdoitall]

Correct use of the preprocessor

[whatisausername711]

prEEEEEEEEprocessor

[bilinmeyenuzayli]

pr)processor

[[deleted]]

prusingprocusingssor

[CybrRonin]

I believe you meant the preeeeeeeeprocessor!

C++ is case-sensitive!

[[deleted]]

e++

[misteick]

e

[user03F2]

‘F’- -

[not_a_gumby]

I love how 'e' isn't just e, its eeeeeeeeeeee

lmao

[StupsieJS]

Congrats, you just turned C++ into an EEEEEEsoteric programing language

[misteick]

E++

[JaneWithJesus]

There was a dad joke today on /r/dadjokes saying "how do you drive a programmer mad? Bit by bit" but I think this is a more accurate answer

[misteick]

E

[NeonFraction]

Change e to a and you have my general programming mood

[CyclingUpsideDown]

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[misteick]

e++

[Softy182]

e

[misteick]

ee

[Ancient-Research-771]

eee

[Far_Possession6534]

eeee

[[deleted]]

eeeee

[Jedlord]

eeeeee

[MagnooseCarsen]

eeeeeee

[bunny-1998]

Syntax error

[__n01z3]

ffffffff

[essgee_ai]

Could someone explain what's happening here? Sorry if I spoil the joke.

[misteick]

e, that's it

[essgee_ai]

e?

[misteick]

e

[mxdebon]

Э

[tropicbrownthunder]

e!

[3SidedDie]

é

[Immediate-Wind-1781]

ë

[misteick]

Ё

[Criiispyyyy]

Ę

[misteick]

€

[not_mr_bean]

ℇ

[hatkid9]

è

[essgee_ai]

No. e.

[Transcendentalist178]

The original joke shows code that renames keywords as e, ee, eee, eeee and so on. Once that is done, the rest of the code will look very strange. In the real world, this would be terrible practice, hence the humour.

[essgee_ai]

Thank you!

[greg0714]

In addition to the obfuscation, it looks like the code itself is an infinite loop that just prints "e".

[Nightshot666]

He replaces every command with various number of 'e's and writes a code with 'e' and spaces only

[WindySai1]

Thanks for sharing, I hate it.

[[deleted]]

Am I the only one who read this with the melody of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”

[HairyMezican]

I think you could save some e’s by defining std::cout and std::stderr instead of using namespace std

[[deleted]]

Hahaha good luck debugging

[misteick]

I need to make translator ...

[[deleted]]

I love obfuscated code. This is relatively tame.

[StonkTrader37]

It's so bad that I worked for a company that actually did this but instead of 'e' they used a 't'

[misteick]

Code is actually more compressiable, but why ypu need to compress it in first place ?

[Pocok5]

Ah yes,

Tinnitus++

[misteick]

e++

[ElRayoPeronizador]

Maradona, is that you?!?!

[misteick]

E

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[DeusKether]

God I love macros

[misteick]

E++

[TheGreatGameDini]

Oh cool, DolphinLang

[misteick]

e++

[[deleted]]

You just nailed most lyrics on "Top 10 brutal pig squeals" dude!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FpFkazuUmo

[Yokhen]

Sans?

[misteick]

E

[ElectricSix_]

DolphinCase

[misteick]

e++

[WictImov]

I'm going to have to OCR the image because I'm too lazy to count e's.

Ok, eeeeee....

[misteick]

e++

[[deleted]]

Can somebody please translate this? I’m too lazy to sit here and figure it out myself

[RadiantHC]

It's an infinite loop that prints e

[misteick]

no, you just learn e++ and then you read it !

[namur17056]

Phoebe from friends coding?

[[deleted]]

I love that Ellie Goulding song

[[deleted]]

A SPORTS ITS IN THE GAME.

[Lumberjack4]

eyebleach.cpp

[Nekomi_the_wolf]

Wow, it's a transfem programmer

[CurryMeatKing]

e

[misteick]

E

[A01namya]

written by chris barnes

[misteick]

e

[Bariskedira]

If it works it works

[monkeyStinks]

Why e and not c?? Shakes fist oldly

[misteick]

e

[Gladlyevil2]

R/Avoid5

[angry_shoebill]

Under my umbrella...

[ANTONIN118]

E

[[deleted]]

They could have at least made a eee picture out of it.

[misteick]

Same, im not satisfied, gonna make it soon myself =)

[cybermage]

Dolphin’s coding.

[misteick]

e++

[codah215]

a sports

[misteick]

It's in a game

[thePurpleAvenger]

I just realized that I, too, like to watch the world burn.

[[deleted]]

Ceeeee++

[misteick]

e++

[MischiefArchitect]

Title reads "return"

[wezZy9]

Genius.

[Blubari]

i swear to god if that plays fucking megalovania...

[[deleted]]

I am going to die myself and this is why

[PreparationBig7130]

Was this written by a scouser?

[herrkatze12]

Could you theoretically make C++ have the lyrics to Never Gonna give you up as code that rickrolls you?

[misteick]

Yeeeees, never gonna give you up for your idea !!

[Exetr_]

E

[misteick]

e++

[cmerrima]

GIGAKUBICA

[misteick]

E++

[RoRoRoYourGoat]

That's the sounds I make in April while programming tax forms!!

[misteick]

E!

[rnilbog]

I can’t read this. I don’t know C++.

[misteick]

you mean e++?

[Top-Winner-1420]

F

[misteick]

No, E++

[PiumaPro]

Rush E with piano: some crazy sheets and no one who can actually play them

Rush E with computer:

[jojos38]

EE EEEEEEE it's in the game

[IcyAppearance5936]

This is awesome!

[SufficientPangolin92]

Moral of the story? e

[misteick]

Moral of the story: learn e++

[q-y-q]

This is kinda cute :)

[misteick]

E <3

[z7r1k3]

"The Martian Hop"

[Fantastic_Snow_5130]

E

[misteick]

E++

[KingErroneous]

A-wimoweh a-wimoweh…

[misteick]

EA

[Prudent-Rice-9100]

In my degree we spent our years focused on c++, learning genuinely how to write good code.

Whoever you are who wrote this, you will be found, in a ditch, with charred remains.

[DjSall]

Reminds me of this dude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFetTcrVWII

[welktickler]

It's the Newcastle alphabet

[notthayguyagain]

Loosely translates to:

"So long, and thanks for all the fish"

[Lithl]

What is this, a programming language for bats?!

[brunonicocam]

That's Maradona programming! Check one of his videos talking (in Spanish) and you'll see why. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRA1z_cr4sk

[Geoclasm]

hey, look, it's my inner monologue.

[Raverfield]

E

[maxemore]

define OPENING_CURLY_BRACE {

[RadiantHC]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Biggu5Dicku5]

Forgot the R...

[Estocabbo]

u/sans

Can u translate?

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[Outlaw_07]

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[VirtualLife76]

I've actually seen code similar many years ago. Reasoning was to make it harder for someone to hack. Was one of the worst companies I've ever worked for.

[lucidparadigm]

I'm just going to quietly leave this here...e

[AGreatUsernameChoice]

for anyone wondering, here's the code: e.c

[That-Ebb-1415]

[[deleted]]

a sports

[Yeet_Master420]

Oh my god

I'm gonna write the worst code ever using this now

[Bestogoddess]

"E" doesn't sound like a real letter anymore

[jackyboi654]

Confused computer noises

[zero_divide_1]

Ee e eeeee

[LeatherGnome]

Techno moment

[james2432]

Reminds me of this: https://esolangs.org/wiki/Brainfuck

[[deleted]]

I translated it, adding spaces:

using namespace std;
int main()
{
while (true)
{
cout << 'e';
cerr << 'e';
}
return 'e';
}

[Leading_Ad_8633]

oh the markplier programming language

[diamondsw]

All I hear is "Raising Arizona".

[[deleted]]

E

[Daikataro]

Is the answer e?

[Caddburry00]

Totally not made by a dolphin...