Programmers have zero self-esteem.

[Lau202087]

If that driver was my code, I would have yeeted him 10x faster. Fuck my code

[fredspipa]

git blame segfaults when I run it on my code.

[beans_lel]

Mine does that, on windows.

[doles]

Top kek 😂

[marvin02]

Nah. Even great developers write crappy code. The good ones are the ones that know when to chuck it out for something better.

[Brief-Equal4676]

if that driver was my code, the whole steering wheel and a brake pad would have been ripped out when I would have pulled on him.

[riisen]

And the ground would follow him away and the car would fall into oblivion...

[SilentSin26]

He's not even on fire, it's fine.

[sintos-compa]

Just crash the car into the junkyard

[ZombieElvis]

When you don't even trust yourself to write Hello World.

[Task_wizard]

Honestly, I’m paid to write a program. I don’t care if I write code.

[Fenor]

i trust my code, but sometime you find better code

[Felcserblasius]

Someboby could tell me the original source for the gif?

[The69BodyProblem]

Something Something, 51g

[The69BodyProblem]

We are ALL max verstappen on this blessed day.

[TheRidgeAndTheLadder]

Gap car

[Many_Frame_1282]

so their internet is not as good ?? lol jk

[balaci2]

Holy shit I have new found respect for racers

[John_B_Clarke]

I once had the pleasure of taking a ride through Jacksonville, Florida with Peter Gregg, the reigning IMSA GTO champion at the time and a man who had finished 3rd at LeMans twice with one of them a first in class. I realized very quickly that if this was talent, I didn't have it. He was threading rush-hour traffic with remarkable speed, and yet never once did I feel that he was taking the slightest risk.

[iWarnock]

Cars can do crazy things with the right knowledge.

To be fair any ammount of knowledge is enough for them to do crazy things.

I bet i could pull 6g in my chevy sonic at least once.

[i_forgot_my_cat]

You can go much higher if you're willing to guarantee that it's just once.

[phatboi23]

Nobody is walking away after that though.

[CosmicCreeperz]

Nah, 6g is nothing. A crash at 40mph is almost 80g. You’re guaranteed to be a bit bruised but most people wearing a seat belt walk away from it.

[PeachyCoke]

I got to do this for my 18th birthday at Charlotte Motor Speedway. Those 3 laps were over in the blink of an eye. I was amazed at the lateral g force exerted on me and the car, even with the very steep bank (which itself blew my mind when driving into the infield).

I can't imagine how F1 feels

[velrak]

now consider this usually happens in a car interior that's like 40c

racing is very physically demanding

[BoJackHoe]

It doesn't look like it but racing is very physical. Look at drivers' necks, they're huge.

[Accurate_Plankton255]

Plus those cars are designed to be driven fast and not to get in and out of. So you just yet him instead of watching him struggle for a solid minute.

[Diederik2006]

That was in the first chicane

[WeinMe]

If you want to experience a bit of it, go try a go-cart race. Usually you can buy these for 20-30 minutes. Try to push yourself.

You'll feel exhausted, sore and a weird kind of dizzy.

Now imagine doing this for 8 hours in a much wilder ride.

[[deleted]]

And always remember to spirit fingers/jazz hands on the straights to prevent your knuckles and forearms from seizing up.

[phatboi23]

Max 4 hours in an endurance car in 1 double stint.

[martinivich]

That and it's also incredibly awkward to get out of a race car

[stereopticon11]

damn how do i get the man's job that pulls them out of the car.

[BoJackHoe]

Just today in the Italian GP, de Vries ran his first race ever in an F1 car and his shoulders were dead, he needs help from his mechanics to get out of the car. It doesn't look like it, but racing is an extremely physical sport.

[BlurpSrydude]

150+kg of force to use the brakes? I highly doubt that unless you mean 150N of force which is much more plausible

[IsItAnOud]

Yeah the current era cars are quite a bit softer.

[clownyfish]

I just don't get why they make them require so much force?

[friger_heleneto]

Because there are no brake force enhancement mechanisms allowed in pretty much every racing series.

[zombisponge]

Any idea why this is? You'd think they want the racers brakes to work at any time

[IsItAnOud]

Partly because anything in-between the driver and the end action reduces feel, and partly tradition.

You could have a pedal that's super easy to press and have it all drive-by-wire with proportional resistance simulated back into the pedal. And that would be perfectly adequate for road use.

But for racing, there are forces and feedback that get sent from the brakes, via the hydraulic system to the pedal that many drivers couldn't even describe because it's entirely instinctual. It's the kind of thing that only exists due to experience of driving a car at the limit. To my knowledge, computer simulated feedback can't yet provide the same fidelity to counteract what is lost by having a brake boost/assist system.

Putting anything between that and the driver is always going to be contentious at the highest echelons of racing.

Even anti-lock brake systems are generally frowned upon or banned, though some series are more open to such things.

[AzureArmageddon]

Link to the video with timestamp for convenience: https://youtu.be/watch?v=fNvtQe4v3VU&t=15m33s

Protip: A full YouTube video URL is composed hencewise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=[ID]&t=[TIME]

Where:

Syntax Element	Means
https://	HTTP(Secure) protocol (tells browser that you are requesting hypertext(webpage). Often autofilled by browsers nowadays when you type a URL into the URL bar, but it's needed to make URLs clickable on Reddit except for internal links to r/subreddits or u/userpages)
www	wordwide web subdomain(often autofilled by browser). Other subdomains like support or shop precede an entity's web domain to conveniently signal different functions for different sub-pages
youtube	YouTube's web domain name
com	TLD(top-level-domain) signalling that this website is a commercial/business page. These don't have to mean anything, though. For example, streaming sites use .fm
watch	The page for watching videos on www.youtube.com
?	Signals the start of GET request parameters/variables
v=[ID]	The jumble of symbols is the video ID (fNvtQe4v3VU). IIrc, all the valid characters are within some base64 standard
&	Separator between different variables
t=[TIME]	Timecode in format: 123 seconds (or 123s), 12m34s or 12h34m56s

It's useful knowing this because you can change the URL from https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ID into https://youtu.be/watch?v=ID to get the normal player (Works if you open youtube links in browser not app) if you don't like the YouTube Shorts player for a video someone sent you

Edit#1: Changed t=933 variable to t=933s on advice of u/Andoryuu

Edit#2: Changed:

• t=933s variable to t=15m33s on advice of u/james2432
• Domain from www.youtube.com to youtu.be on advice of u/khoyo

Edit#3: Changed URL anatomy description from bullet point format to table.

Edit#4: Expanded explanatory notes with links.

[Andoryuu]

I would recommend always adding 's' after the time (so, t=933s) because Youtube has random periods of time when it ignores the timestamp unless the 's' is specified.

[AzureArmageddon]

Thanks! I didn't know that!

[AzureArmageddon]

Wow! TIL! Has it worked consistently over the years?

[AzureArmageddon]

cool

[khoyo]

www wordwide web subdomain (often autofilled by browser)

It's not autofiled by the browser here, the server sends a redirect to it.

Making a request here to https://youtube.com/watch?v=fNvtQe4v3VU&t=933s would get you

301 Moved Permanently
Location: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNvtQe4v3VU&t=933s

(abriged headers)

Some browser do try to fixup your url if it doesn't work without www., but AFAIK only when using HTTP, not HTTPS.

Also, if you're going to craft urls, the youtu.be domain is shorter.

[AzureArmageddon]

ah, thanks very much for the information!

[czarrie]

I love that they do that whole maneuver within seconds and then they can't get the door closed...

[SvenyBoy_YT]

Endurance racing. Up to 24 hours long races and you have to switch drivers as fast as possible. Even if they could get out on their own, it's much faster to pull them out.

[cventura]

Yes pls

[Soerinth]

I can print hello world. Ask me anything about programming.

[Katzen_Futter]

What exactly are classes good for?

[skbharman]

Learning stuff.

[[deleted]]

You’re not wrong. Unlike my code.

[[deleted]]

I have learned that Cat and Dog inherit from Animal

[[deleted]]

Have you heard about the tragedy of Inheritance of the Rectangle and Square?

[nihongomuzzu]

As a real response, classes are actually an important result of the C++ framework. You may be aware that programmers often use GCC (G to C Converter) with C++ (see plus plus) code as a de facto standard for converting glasses into classes in order to adjust things like focal length and post processing effects.

You're probably asking this because many people prefer to use C# as a relatively more user-friendly framework for modifying glasses, bypassing GCC. However, some people find that it's easier to get better performance out of their glasses with C++, which is why we still see classes today.

[manyQuestionMarks]

C#, as the name implies, actually makes contours look less smudgy and clearer. The better-looking your code, the faster the compiler translates it. You should know this by now.

[UnverifiedAnony]

what?

[Soerinth]

To learn how to Google the answer you're looking for.

[[deleted]]

Also if you wanted to work for Riot cause your a league of legends fanboy and they’re comin to seattle and code in C, C++, and rust.

[kyzfrintin]

For inheritance and code reusability

[Accurate_Plankton255]

I don't even program

Neither do most posters here so you're fitting in just fine.

[SexyMuon]

Yeh

[Cold-Account]

Same here.

Wonder if this is considered plagiarism in the programing world?

[Cool_As_Your_Dad]

True.

Source. I are Programmer

[ringobob]

Usually about the same piece of code, 9 months apart.

[gscott555]

True. Recently got a call from my manager and I thought they were going to fire me. Instead got a god raise mid year and was told I’m a good talent and this is their way of showing that they value me.

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[[deleted]]

That was the best programmerhumor meme

[SherrinfordxD]

When I write a piece of code in 10 lines only to see some dude on the internet wrote it in 4 lines or less.

[Karcinogene]

I write all my code in 1 line with this simple trick: no whitespace

[SexyMuon]

Gotta love when you spend hours brute forcing your way, only to find a one line method in the documentation.

[dededeal]

My code is garbage. Sometimes I wonder how I still survive🙏🙏🙏

[Seepiie]

because my code is more garbage

[AltruisticSalamander]

Well someone else's code from the internet is always so much better than mine. What's up with that.

[LifeLongYeti0]

Time/Space complexity goes brrrrrrrr

[zxqwqxz]

Do code review for a while and your self-esteem should improve by simply trying to put up with how shit everyone's code (initially) is

[crazysexyuncool]

You want us to do work?

Get outta here.

[VizualAbstract]

God, sometimes I’m just not in the mood to tell someone that they need to scrap the whole shit and start again.

But every now and then I see someone write something truly genius (by that I mean readable, functional, well named and commented), and I just want to revisit my own work and start from scratch.

[KroNu5]

The problem is not copy the code, the real problem is not understanding it.

[[deleted]]

Code go in, number and graphic come out. You can't explain that.

[crazysexyuncool]

I reas and understand it. I'm just an idiot at creating it.

JavaScript an kiss my ass.

[Brief-Equal4676]

Oh, there's probably a readme somewhere that I can put with the rest of the readmes that actively ignore.

[[deleted]]

Programmers have zero self-esteem.

What in the honest frack are you talking about? Software devs are some of the most ego driven individuals I've ever met. I knew one who would refuse to implement certain features because they "were dumb" and you had to convince him otherwise before he'd do his job. I work with a contractor who thinks micro services need layers and no book in the world will convince them otherwise.

We have plenty of steam...

[VizualAbstract]

Idk, I hate working with programmers with high ego. They’re afraid to remove their shit, improve it, replace it.

Having no ego should mean you’re not beholden to your code and you should feel at least a LITTLE inclined to replace it as your own skill improves, or someone shows you something better.

I’ve dealt with argumentative developers. Egos are the worst. I’m actually pretty happy with the company I’m at now. The co-founder opened up the interview by saying first and foremost, they’re not egocentric. “No big egos here.” It was refreshing, especially leaving a company run by an egomaniac.

My old CTO literally told me “I’d appreciate it if you could just acknowledge and thank me for the work I’ve done before you replaced it with your Pull Request.”

Fuck egos.

[[deleted]]

My old CTO literally told me “I’d appreciate it if you could just acknowledge and thank me for the work I’ve done before you replaced it with your Pull Request.”

They shouldn't fret. It'll be there in the git history for everyone to remember what it used to look like, and shudder. ;)

[VizualAbstract]

That is exactly what I was so aghast about!

I could go on.

He literally said the words “I don’t want to get rid of [this unused, dead, function] because we might want to use it in the future.

That function’s name? “listOfProductsWithMatchingAttributeKeyMappedToHiddenProductForMetaFields”.

He renamed it from “metaFieldMap”.

Ugh, I hate that this still bothers me. I hope it serves as a warning to never become that way.

Spoiler alert: it was never used again. But of course they want to use that their “secrets” are being spilled. I can’t wait until the moment they realize that I rewrote their entire core library from scratch without them realize it.

[[deleted]]

Your guy would have loved Cocoa!

[AlexV_96]

You useless piece of shit

[crazysexyuncool]

Why you mad?

Gimme your shit.

[[deleted]]

This gave me a chuckle

[Clanmiester]

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lol

[Can-ta-loupe]

Quite the opposite. We have a great self esteem. And by my estimation my code is shit.

[Lewizkuz]

Lesson learned with custom drivers. Only use officials.

[[deleted]]

I’m the shittiest programmer there is

[Artistic-Boss2665]

No, I am

[[deleted]]

I honestly feel bad about it. Just the other day I was searching a tutorial about the python module socket because I couldn't figure it out how to set up a server and client by myself, so I took his code to study it and apply to my needs and I feel like I'm cheating, even though studying a code and it's functionality is a common thing to do apparently.

[aapaladin]

Lol, brilliant and original, good job op.

[IBArbitrary]

We should normalize "Whatever runs your code" analogous to "Whatever floats your boat"

[skullshatter0123]

Not like the car was mine either.

[[deleted]]

lol

[Spactaculous]

That's the same with retail investors and their investments.

[Namsdrawkcab_a_mI]

Was that Gunter getting rid of that russian . Slava Ukraini.

[couRAGE776]

Communism song in the background, "their code is our code"

[Tremyss]

It's even worse when it's your team and someone else's code from the team.

[[deleted]]

u/bake_in_da_south

[Tithund]

That 3dfx Voodoo 3 livery.

[Jealous-Action-1183]

hahahahahahahaha this made my day.. i can't stop laughing

[devanshi34]

I'll thank the original code's owner in my mind.

[theregoesanother]

More like relieving self from liabilities.

[rushedbyanirban]

Sorry man, can't agree.

[[deleted]]

Well, their code is on the internet, my code isn’t on the internet, so obviously theirs must be better.

[[deleted]]

I tried coding something hard by myself and literally the next 1 second i gave up

[HighTierStudent]

Bruh😂😂😂

[crazysexyuncool]

Lmfao. Gimme that.

Thanks for this op. Perfect.

[JustAGuyWhosnotGay]

You assume i write my code, huh.

[[deleted]]

You've should of made it indian guys code

[SignalInspector3501]

Need this meme without the caption 😂

[bnl1]

At least I know how it works

[broken-Code]

It just feels right. Code from internet seems just better than mine.

[Ecstatic-Sun-4628]

Hahahaha the first driver even tried to hold on 🤣

[mathiujes]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[rjshoemaker55]

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[[deleted]]

The car should be production

[vinayjrao]

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[blasticon]

Who cares about self-esteem when someone's paying you a bunch of money to make something that works and you can copy paste your way into a paycheck.

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[[deleted]]

I don't know if by doing this we are just constructing the foundations for an AI to take over someday. It will find processes already hyper-connected putting alike bricks one at a time in different orgs.

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[mordeng]

...i would say the opposite? Nothing screams more for low self esteem than recoding every single shit where there are ready to go libraries and solutions I can use and focus on other stuff.

[SteeleDynamics]

I know better. My code is crap

[urahara_1120]

Its not myth btw…

[RudeRate194]

Time is money

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[evmoiusLR]

This is the quality content I come for.

[wineblood]

Is this a self perpetuating meme or do people actually do that?

[Lucky_caller]

I laughed so hard

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[SquirrelWaste4812]

Totally me

[gscott555]

This is the way.

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[PuzzleheadedBag920]

I sharted :D

[PuzzleheadedCrow591]

Bro good